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UNIX HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
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>>100123137
oh haha you named the filename 6666 very funny
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Q predicted this
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Oh shit oh fuck it's over my shitcoin portfolio is plummeting e=mc2 + AI hurrr durrr sex goon goon goon an unexpected error has occured Elon Musk melon TDS confirmed muh adrenochrome
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>>100123150
Im phone posting you cant change that and I didnt notice
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>>100123137
I wish
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>>100123183
you can change the file names on an iphone (which is the phone that you have)
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>>100123183
Id you didn't name it that then who did?
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>>100123224
Even then I didnt do it lol

>>100123303
Phone numbers images off
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>>100123137
>UNIX HAS BEEN COMPROMISED

oh my god im literally installing microsoft windows 11 because I know exactly whats going on down the source code level because a few paid off "auditors" said so.

Thanks anon
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>You think this is the ravings of a mad person.
How did he know that??
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>>100123137
>UNIX
Literally nothing uses UNIX and I'd hardly believe (they) have entirely compromised BSD
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>>100123137
the diaper chief?
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>>100123137
Well that sucks.
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>>100123693
Some places still use AIX or HP-UX.
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>>100123137
we can finally see who's getting all our sudo reports
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>>100123137
UNIX was already compromised in the 80s with the Morris Worm exploiting C buffer overflows. What do you think happened? The opposite of what a normal person would expect and the opposite of what would happen if this happened with any other operating system or programming language. Companies were told that they had to implement UNIX APIs for all computers purchased by the US government. The POSIX subsystems that a lot of operating systems had was because of a government mandate. POSIX mandates the use of C APIs and null-terminated strings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_worm
>The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988, is one of the oldest computer worms distributed via the Internet, and the first to gain significant mainstream media attention. It resulted in the first felony conviction in the US under the 1986 Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.

https://techmonitor.ai/technology/the_limitations_of_posix_compliance_and_why_it_does_not_mean_unix_compatibility
>September 11, 1989
>The US government wields a lot of power over computer suppliers by dint of the enormous budget that it controls. So, when the government’s National Institute of Science and Technology (NIST, formerly the National Bureau of Standards – NBS) brings out a Federal Information Processing Standard that specifies requirements to be satisfied by all US government purchased computers, suppliers sit up and listen. A year ago, NIST released FIPS 151. Broadly speaking, this states that all computers purchased by the US government for general purpose data processing must be able to offer a Posix interface. (There are various exceptions: one of the more important is that, pending a standard for real-time Posix, computer systems that must satisfy some real-time requirement can ignore the FIPS.)
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>>100123183
>a phone poster thinks he knows literally anything about what's happening in the world
I always find it amazing that these 20 year old chicken littles aren't even capable of realizing their own dumbness.
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>>100123137
fucking ESL posters.
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>>100123137
>has been
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sounds like microsoft psyop
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>>100124277
sometimes i wonder if every commercial software program has a backdoor and its the rare exception that doesn't.
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>>100123137
>literal /pol/ screenshot
Clean it up, jannie.
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>>100125128
Why not make one?

Shit needs an internet connection anyway
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>>100124873
i just got back from a 2 week ban and I immediately got sucked into a flamewar with some dumbass. I walked away with a 24 hour ban from /tg/ because it was the usual tranny gripe bs.

I got banned from /lit/ for journaling in a style similar to "Confederacy of Dunces" for 2 weeks, at this point this site is such an authoritarian shithole I'm not sure why I even come here, cause I'm pretty sure I'm actually 'trying' to get banned at this point.

There isn't a god damn thing you can say that won't set them off and send them into a raging freebleed.
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>>100125146
sounds like a lot of work when I could just take existing software, make a fork of it and put a backdoor in its setup file.
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>>100125171
Getting banned has gone from a symptom of faggotry to a rite of passage.
>I got banned from /lit/ for journaling in a style similar to "Confederacy of Dunces" for 2 weeks
Based.
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>>100125171
This site is god damn useless. Its useless for free speech, its useless for disseminating information, its useless for making a personal connection.

There isn't a single thing on here worth my time, I just come here because I feel fucking sorry for the people on here.

If it weren't for the 'closed-circle' bullshit on facebook and snobs gatekeeping their company like they are the dalli llama, i could go back to having real friends and real discussions about things I care about rather than endless circle jerks where you always end up worse off from the exchange than when you started.
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>>100123137
Damn! have they hacked the gibson too?
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>>100124277
>worm had nothing to do with POSIX APIs or null terminated strings
>MUH POSIX!!!
>MUH NULL TERMINATED STRINGS!!!
Why are Unix haters such retards?
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>>100125216
Its just the mods man, they are these fucking right wing dipshits who don't censor anything unless they disagree with it. You can't have a conversation about something with people screaming about their bullshit culture war in the background, and they only get rid of the half they disagree with.

I hate the tranny menace as much as the next guy, but I don't need 10 billion leering retards screaming YWNBAW every five seconds like a fucking Gibbon with electrodes attached to its nutsack.
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>>100125228
OK, see you tomorrow.
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>>100125216
then you try and have an ADULT conversation about it and they give you das boot because its 'off topic' or some other horseshit that people violate 10 million times a day.

Conversations naturally drift off topic, thats not what the god damn rule is for.
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>>100125273
Like this thread. This thread is obviously a fucking shitpost, but i'll bet you anything some bottom feeder picks up some culture war vibes and starts mouthing off to score internet points and derails the whole thread and its going to ME who gets the ban, despite the thread just basically being a shitpost where people can talk about whatever the fuck they want.
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>>100125140
>literal /pol/ screenshot
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>>100125228
Its like at this point, i'm actually trying to get banned. For real, you'd be doing me a favor.
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>>100125319
even if you follow the stupid rules and try to talk about something like a grown up, the fucking zogbots will bust into your thread and start hooting and howling and causing a shitstorm so your post gets buried under 6 tons ape poo from all shit flinging.

I fucking KNOW they are derailing the threads on purpose, no one is that fucking stupid.
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>>100125341
its like, hey, what if we filled a zoo full of mouth breathing retards, gave them zero accountability, and trained them to interupt every attempt between two people at actual communication?

I got it! We'll call it 4chan!
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bros the universe has been HACKED
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>>100123137
Works on BSD
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>>100125311
Fuck off back to vkontakte, subhuman.
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>>100125367
This feels like a post from 2011
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>>100124277
>the Morris Worm
good morning sir
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>>100123137
There are already 50 million backdoors in FOSS libraries retard
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well shit on me
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>>100123303
It was phone
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>>100123167
satanist womao, go suck dick to put your kids through school.

kys.
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proof?
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>>100128858
Do u feel weird ?
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>>100123137
Is this thread created in the same way that the Germans used to say "The statue of liberty is kaput!" over PA systems to the US soldiers to "demoralize" them during WWII?
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Schizo thread
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>>100123137
was this buy legendary hackerman 4chans?
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>>100125257
>I don't need 10 billion leering retards screaming YWNBAW every five seconds like a fucking Gibbon with electrodes attached to its nutsack.
yeah i wish rules were enforced, especially about racism and low quality posts
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>>100125128
POSIX was the government mandated backdoor.
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SAGED.
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>>100128821
I'm not a Qfag yet even I can notice the seethe on this post. Is this an automated response?What about this makes you so upset?



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