Which humanoid robot would you buy as your personal servant /g/?
>>100109213>humanoidgay
I would never pay for anything less than capabilities of LQ-84i.
no gynoid, no buy
>>100109213Wake me up when picture related is a thing
BEEP BEEP BITCHESTOPO ENTERING THIS FUCKING THREAD.
>>100109213Haydee
>>100109272>>100109287this or nothing
>>100109213ASIMO. That had SOVL even if it was less efficient. These are just shitty promo machines that do every single task a human could poorly.
>>100109417Forgot to add: They come with complementary Japanese cuties.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbjccYT7G04
>>100109340Kek>>100109417>>100109445>Old Japanese thing good and sovlful>Newer or non Japanese thing bad and sovlessWhere else have I heard this before?ASIMO was as much of a shitty promo machine if anything. Nothing has changed in terms of mindset.
>>100109213My criteria :- sex support- fully immersive VR support- homemade 3D-printed reskinning support
>>100109213Why should I pay for a /r9k/ posters? They are basically free.
>>100109213>buyYeah about that.... you will likely never be able to buy these. You will "buy" them but the subscription will be required for them to function. Good luck.
>>100109787>HP is the one managing the subscription.>"Yellow cartridge is missing. Shutting down now."Brave new world.
>>100109213Optimus because it has hands.
>>100109213Which one isn't connected to any network?
>>100109445Retired years ago.
a mexican will always be cheaper than this
>>100109445>>100109417https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTlV0Y5yAww
>>100109964There's only one reason to isolate any device from the internet. Which is terrorism.Stop being such a faggot.
>>100110148Ganbatte, Asimo-san!
>>100109213Uh isn't this following the plot of the terminator movies? Chuck in some AI that controls military equipment and we're all fucked.
>>100110194You got me, I plan to secretly build a robot army to take over the world.
>>100109213Taller is better, so Elom's
These look like 80/90s tech
why is the chinese company's logo just spot lol, those craft chinamen
>>100109213why is the exact height of the robot so important, anyway?
>>100109213None because they all run from 5 minutes to an hour on battery. They'd be useless as a servant.
>>100113351if they plug in themselves, having a servant every other hour is still useful
>>100113351Just give them an extended battery RACK.
>>100113351>robot has two batteries>batteries get low>robot autonomously goes to charging rack>changes batteries one at a time>depleted batteries are put in rack for charging>robot goes back to work
>>100109213drone
>>100109213The sexy one.
>>100113994Sound good, does not work.
>>100114387I don't understand. Where is the aperture for my pp?
>>100109213Tesla bot seems like the most robust of them all, in terms of hardware development and their software seems advanced enough, but its not fleshed out enough yet. No real world demo yet. Atlas has some nice heuristic controlled movements from their decades of experience in controls, but I'm not sure how well they will be deployed in real life
>>100114649Why not?
>>100114856(e_e)...(è_é)It just can't, okay?
>>100114925why e's instead of o's for the eyes
>>100111967He's a big guy
>>100114948Y-You can put accents on the o too?
>>100114963(ò_ó) Of course
>>100114387THIS is your standard for a sexy robot? THIS?
>>100115411What would you prefer?
>>100109213none of them because the funny three letter agencies are inside them all
This one
>>100109213I miss HD Atlas, peak of robot aestheticWho tf wants their uncanny valley assdroids
>>100118674Is that a Cherry 2000?
>>100109213Phoenix.Them thighs.
Tesla nailed the upper body the best...looks the most human like. Arms and wrists could use some TouchUp but dear god hips level to the foot they look like inhumane killing machines.
>>100109589I agree. Bonus points if it can get a wfh job to help pay its self off as not everyone has a tech job at FANG
>>100109213prototypes:>HD atlas>Figure 01slow, clunky, and cheap:>Pheonix>Digit>H1>Optimus Gen 2only one that looks like it could survive getting dropkicked:>nu Atlas
When opensource?
>>100109213>Which humanoid robot would you buy as your personal servant /g/?I hope I die before that becomes an actual thing. It all feels like we are stumbling toward the plot of a bad sci-fi movie. And I am very afraid. Please tell me I'm just being paranoid.
>>100109213nigger free software is still a thing to happen first
>>100123632You will subscribe to the closed-source service, and you will be happy.Also, we have updated our ToS, and therefore own you retroactively.
>>100109213I want to make apps for humanoid waifus
>>100123734Anything evil AI would do to you, most living breathing humans would do to you for $100 if ghey thought they could get away with it. Paranoia over AI is silly, since anything it does good or bad will have been built into it by the people who make it, or if it truly learns off experience, by the world that shapes it.
>>100113351zomfg it's just like my japanese eva anime
optimus gen looks like these newest generation robots from>I, Robotso I'd choose him
>>100125295I would do it for 10$ desu.
>>100109213The Canadian one is the most feminine and sexy so the Canadian one
>>100125372>those thighs
>>100113351The HD version of Atlas had a battery life of over an hour the new electric one has a battery life of over 4 hours and they're trying to get to 8 hours.So what the fuck are you talking about?
>>100123632As soon as the chinese knockoffs hit the market for people to start reverse engineering like what happened with spot.
>>100125529Lol maybe in idle mode, definitely not doing serious work or even walking around for 4 hours straight.
>>100125548No country would allow the import of Chinese bots on its territory.
>>100125634You can literally buy Unitree quadruped robots in america right fucking now.
>>100125859Can it wield a cooking knife? Fiddle with your house's electric wiring?It's a glorified toy with only a handful of usecase.Yes, it was bloody stupid to allow its import already. But it does not pose yet the kind of threat a real robot would pose.
>>100109386so uuhh... does this "bot" come in a spandex suit?
>>100125997>Can it wield a cooking knife?Probably, but likely not with much grace or dexterity.>Fiddle with your house's electric wiring?Second verse same as the first, yeah but not well.>It's a glorified toy with only a handful of usecaseThat can be said about most things, also way to move those goalposts shit for brains.>Yes, it was bloody stupid to allow its import already.Literally nobody cares, Unless you happen to work for some high security military contractor or are a part of the federal government it's a non issue, even chang has better things to do than track your shitposts through your robot sex doll.>But it does not pose yet the kind of threat a real robot would pose.And yet if I duct taped an anti personnel mine to it you'd still run while shitting yourself.
>>100109213Ur25.
>>100126405>That can be said about most things, also way to move those goalposts shit for brains.Cope harder.
>>100109213>The Chinese bot runs at 18km/hDamn that's kinda fast.
>>100126532You literally said such a thing would never happenI gave you an example of it happening>U-UM weelllll it can't do XYZ!>Yes it can>YEAH WELL NOT AS GOOD AS SOMETHING ELSE SO THERE!Go be a retard somewhere else
>>100126405
>>100109213https://youtu.be/zJTf4JhGSsI
>>100128102Its like that experimental robocop what shot itself in the head.
>>100128722what?
>>100128805Meh .... normies.
>>100109213>HD atlasSOVVLLLL>atlassovless...RHPD
>>100123632don't. you'll summon /him/.>>100109213HD AtlasIt is the best one and the coolest looking one
