can you beat GSP in a street fight
>>74135689Nope
>>74135689No.
>>74135689No
>>74135692>>74135711>>74135751>>74135771damn.so a 42 yr old boomer is that deadly?
>>74135985Yes
>>74135689no
>>74135985To put it in your terms he's still the skibidi sigma who could rizz up your gyatt
>>74135689No>>74135985Yes
no
>>74135985That particular one, yes
>>74135689He's so cool bros.
Yes
>>74136118another seagal kino, i kneel.....
Easily.Use gun-fu.>no you cant cheatdont care, i won
>>74135689he looks so much like a dork, no-one could believe he's a killing machine
>>74135689This dude is so annoying to listen to, all he does is reciting anime platitudes in that faggotry french accent, all while wearing naruto bandana
>>74135689nope, /fit/'s only way of winning against a UFC fighter(besides guns, knifes, etc.) is fighting them mid-cut while they are dehydrated and malnourished
>>74136529Why dontcha do somethin bout it then faggit?
>>74135689his story about meeting his childhood bully is kino
>>74137489And that's exactly what it is. A story. GSP's entire persona is a work so big that he's simultaneously an MMA fighter and pro wrestler.
Can /fit/ beat Mighty Mouse?Note he's 5'3"Note he strangled an equal level 255 lbs guy in a grappling match
>>74135689Can you beat Terence Tao in competitive mathCan you beat Steph Curry in a 3-point competitionCan you beat Magnus Carlsen at chessCan you beat Brendan Schaub at stand-up comedy
>>74137571He pinned mid-air someone as he threw him...
>>74136118bro anybody would lose to Seagal, this says nothing about GSP
>>74137593yes to all of those.
>>74135689Anyone on this thread who says yes is unironically retarded.
>>74137571>midget fighting world championAny 5'10+ non-fat dude would murder this niglet
>>74137571GSP will destroy him.The size difference is just too much. GSP walked around at close to 200 pounds in his prime.Mighty Mouse walked around at 140~~The problem is GSP is way too skilled for Mighty Mouse to overwhelm him.
>>74137774Oh you mean just like the 250 pound brown belt (he has at least 8~+ years of dedicated training) Who he beat pretty easily??An amateur flyweight (125lbs), who's not even in the same stratosphere as Might Mouse skill wise, will easily beat anyone who's under 200. pounds.
>>74137783>beatYou mean in a gay rolling competition? In a streetfight setting lil nigga gets curbstomped by ANYONE OVER 5'10
>>74135689obviously not, maybe in 5 years or so
>>74136000KEK
