Redpill me on crawling. Can you really get /fit/ by crawling around in the grass?
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>>74132258Nah, sewers and storm drains is where it's at.
its fucking hillarious that these mongols are selling you this "nature" spin on it when we specifically evolved to walk on two legshe looks like a vegan too
>>74132258wow that guy looks like a fucking faggot
>pov: you do something>the camera is showing someone else's point of viewi hate these fucking faggots
>>74132258Kek I saw this real it was hilarious.>>74132297>>74132258It’s definitely satire.
Used to do similar exercises with a squad I was a part of in my youth. The coach has taken multiple athletes to the olympics, and taught me everything I know about rooning. From what I understand, the idea is to replicate the movements of babies. When we are babies, we naturally move in ways that quickly build up some of the most important muscles in our body. Never did this gay ass crawl, but we did gayer crawls lower to the ground and legs spread wide, and "cockroach" exercises, where we'd lie with our back flat on the ground and arms in the air like a baby. Then we lift and drop our legs to work our lower core. It's a very easy exercise, and no it's not the same thing as flutter kicks or leg lifts. It's much easier to do, and helps relearn and strengthen proper posture.Probs don't need the theatrics of actually crawling like a baby to get the same effect, but it does work for posture.
>>74132258Lmao at this quadrupedlet.https://youtu.be/RZlvWpeC208?si=WIks9qB_mo4iV_y4
>>74132286fpbp
>>74132297What makes it more funny is we have been bipedal since before we even became humans to begin with.
>>74132258Hes so cuteI wish I could find a man
>>74132286https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
I think I am getting secondhand "ick" from this. I think even gigachad would become repulsive to women if he did this
>>74132258I do spiderman crawls as close to the ground with my entire body without actually touching it.It looks nothing like a faggot shit posted in OP.
>>74132258niggers on this board will do ANYTHING but lift weights
>>74132290Attics
>>74132258There's some kind of regression humiliation behind this.
>>74133227based and attic crawler pilled
>>74132258this is easily the gayest thing on /fit/ right now and there are a LOT of actually gay threads
>>74132286nice tits
>>74132258>isn't actually crawling>incorrect use of POV>you're armspass
>>74132286Fpbp
>>74132258I know it's been posted already but holy shit fuck this dumb shit here>POV: you're watching someone misuse the acronym for point of view because they are so dumb they'd rather crawl in the grass like an insect than do a single fucking lift
>>74132258At least he's touching grass kek
