>go on holiday with the lads>gains completely destroyed due to alcoholwas it worth it? no, it wasn't.
>>74119047>you can NEVER have fun never ever NEVER
>>74119047This but from eating a single English muffin
>>74119047
>>74119047>was it worth it?Yes it was, you autistic faggot
Why do people drink alcohol? It tastes bad. I only like fruit punch
What is this webm trying to convey?
>>74119081Are you a woman?
>>74119047What kind of a pussy ass faggot are you that a few drinks once a year, destroy your gains?
>>74119081Put alcohol in your fruit punch lad it will change your world
>>74119081This. Alcohol tastes like shit.>>74119113Calm down faggot, nobody is telling you to stop drinking your masculinity crutch.
>>74119113NoWomen are the biggest drinkers imoAlso I like playing around when everyone is drunk around me, you can only really enjoy other drunks if you're sober imo >>74119126It makes it taste nauseating
do alcoholets really?
>>74119047>drink alcohol>get bloated>stop drinking>bloat goes away
here bro I'll help you stay shredded even on vacation. this is assuming you're drinking tequila, seltzers, vodka sodas, and the like.>breakfast: coffee>lunch: 3 Marlboro reds >dinner: 4 6mg coffee zyns all your calories are alcohol, just don't eat.
>>74119201It made you wince lady I saw it What are the macros of that drinkDo you drink everything out of plastic cups Why are you wearing makeup
>>74119141>>74119166>>>/lgbt/
is this the proper food to consume to try and maintain your gains after an alcohol induced night of fun?
>>74119252I don't get it It's a beverage
>>74119226You don't do this
>>74119310drink whatever makes you happy however calling it a beverage is indeed gay
>>74119226>all your calories are alcohol, just don't eatThe most important life lesson I learned from my alcoholic, anorexic ex was you can either drink, or eat. And as a corollary: You get more drunk on an empty stomach.
>>74119201i dont like it when girls make themselves look sexy sometimes and then make themselves unsexy and start showing their "married" side, its such a turn off. As a girl, you dont have a right to dress sexy when u want, either u dress like that 100% of the time or you dont. I hate seeing the unsexy looks from a girl. its such an ick.
>>74119047>was it worth it? no, it wasn't.
>>74119367Yea I am sure he became a millionaire and successful athlete by drinking all the time and fucking whores with fake ass implants.
>>74119047Not how it works, dweeb
>>74119047Was it like a three month vacation? How did you lose your gains that fast? This doesn’t make any sense - even if you did lose some progress, you’ll only need to hit the gym for a week or two to be back to where you were. I think OP might be mentally challenged.
If your gains can be destroyed over a long weekend then you never had anything of worth to begin with.
>>74119372you should work on your reading comprehension cause you're making up things no one implied
>>74119226>>74119350Whenever I start a drinking session with an empty stomach I always end up blacking out.
>>74119372Work hard, play hard.
>>74119120I drink "heavily" before every time i lift.
>>74119081if you don't have rizz, yer gonna need it to chat up the wimen
i always thought a bunch of dudes going on holiday together was pretty gay
Alcohol is the ultimate litmus test for determining who's a normie because nobody actually likes the taste of alcohol and only drink it because either people around them are drinking or someone once peer pressured them into drinking (who themself was likely once pressured into drinking by another friend). Basically everyone pretends to like alcohol because everyone else is also pretending to like alcohol.
>>74119587Anon don’t change but you’re missing the point. You drink because it makes people less inhibited- ie more social and more fun. Also more likely to have sex.
>>74119593sex is a waste of time and inhibits gains
>>74119587Beer tastes amazing, so does good wine. I will give you the spirits side of things, but the fermented side of things has some tasty stuff
>>74119587I drink alcohol for the feeling, it's a drug. I don't like the taste of pills either but I still take those when I want to get fucked up.
>>74119367chud is correct here but not quite spot on when it comes to booze. not really kike trick and obsession with t is dumbfuck cheesy trad retard tier. its bad in so many other ways.
>>74119264actual psychopathic behavior. highly emotive women are highly manipulative to a compulsive degree. beware lads.
>>74119607this anon gets it. beer is le manly drink because its both socially acceptable way of week drinking and its le masculine flex how men "like" gross bitter shit. beer hipsters drinking their overpriced ipa shit are pinacle of sheepledom. beerfags are just bunch of self deluding low key to hardcore alkies.
>>74119264
>>74119593>You drink because it makes people less inhibitednot me>>74119593>ie more social and more fun.not me>>74119593>Also more likely to have sex.DEFINITELY not me.Drinking doesn't lower my standards.
>>74119593>More socialWho the fuck wants to hang out with a bunch of drunks?>More funNot a lot of fun when you're hungover>SexMixing liquor and sex is a good way to get accused of rape or knock someone up
>>74119081i drink it because it gets me hammered and i forget about the fact that both my parents are dead and that i have no wife or children
>>74119367>>74119617After many years here I concur that the man on the left is actually living life. People who say shit like "ew alcohol is gross" are either underage or have a children's mentality. You can drink without being an alcoholic or being an asshole and you will miss out on a lot in life if you simply go "ick" at every opportunity and then go blow 8 hours staring at a computer screen
>>74119047You can mitigate a night of heavy drinking by flushing with electrolytes then taking a boron supplement with an egg based breakfast.
>>74119726Are you me?
>>74119047You always doin too muchBoi its just alkahalActin like a kid and shitIts just alkahal
>>74119047just dont drink alcohol
Genetic issue? I haven't worked out for over half a year, drinking and smoking heavily. Put on a little bit of fat but the muscle's still there.>>74119726/thread
>>74119201Fun fact: girls who drink beer are statistically easier.
>>74119047>Go on holiday with the lads>Look better every day because of slight dehydration thanks to alcohol
>>74119047And what measurable way were your gains destroyed? Unless you were working out while on holiday otherwise unless you're one of these hard time alcoholics you drink a case of beer a day shouldn't really matterEven daily drinkers who drink only one to two drinks a day aren't that impacted. Yes alcohol can affect protein synthesis but special occasions won't do any harm
>>74119631What's he doing heckin' crossdressing and getting street food!!1!He's supposed to be fixing my heckin' cybertruckerino!!1!
>>74119081+1CHR -1INT
>>74119141>This. Alcohol tastes like shit.Not true. Most do though. Try stouts with creamy heads.
>>74119587Cold white wine during summer night is good though, it tastes good and relaxes you enough to have a nice chat with a girl, and ask her about her wildest sexual fantasy.
>>74120300any other funfact you might share with us?
>>74119047>holiday travel>goes drinking and partying You could have done that wherever you live.. now you wasted money and time on going to some place in which you get wasted and barely remember half of it and waste half of the next day due to hangover. Travel for culture and history and seeing nice things, have good food and go to bed at a normal time to rest from walking around and get energy for the next day when you wake up early and happy.
>>74119587Btw, this is an 18+ board. Alcohol tastes good just like coffee tastes good. Cracking open a cold one after a hard day of work is a great feeling.
>>74120970k grandpa
>>74120970based /trv/ mindset
>>74119310Should it be >>>/ck/ then?
>>74120300They will also end up throwing wine bottles at you.
>>74119605Expensive Scotch is nice.
>>74121060
>>74119107Sex with Serena
not a real thread btw just made it to annoy this guy >>74119067
>diet down / cut well in advance>enjoy as much junk food and drink with the boyz as i want>at worst might look a little bloated by end of the weekskill issue
>>74119367Glad Chad and Chud see eye to eye. Truly a grateful friendship.
>>74119141It's an acquired taste. I don't like it either but it's socially acceptable and expected. It's always drinkers that will shit on other drug takers though. Plenty of threads about how awful weed is because weed isn't socially acceptable even though alcohol is demonstrably worse for you. Nobody drinks for the flavour at first, it's used as social lubricant and eventually you associate the fun you have drinking with it and it starts to taste good.As for needing it to talk to women - you don't. You need confidence for that and you get confidence by practicing and just accepting the rejections. Worked for me.
>>74119081>>74119166Based fruit punch enjoyer
>>74119047why would alcohol destroy your gains?it just makes you gain weight, it's not like it destroys your muscle tissue or something
>>74119593>You drink because it makes people less inhibitedI don't drink. I let women drink because they become less inhibited. Then I take advantage of them.Why would I want to be less inhibited?
>>74119372did you?
>>74121225It inhibits protein synthesis and worsens your recovery. Even if you don't get fucked up.
>>74119796>either underage or have a children's mentality.Many millennials on this board still act like they are 14 sadly
>>74119047>>74121420Correct, the secret here is to pretend like you are drinking and also never explicitly reveal your plans.1. Never drink on your own-merely show up pretending you're tipsy2. Use solo cups and fill them with water or a colorful juice or soda. Sip slowly3. At a bar, get a club soda with a lime when out of earshot from your partyIt's not to say you never drink, but by using these strategies you can minimize alcohol consumption while still appearing to be getting sloshed
>>74121001/trv/ mindset is going to a third world country and fucking 5 dollar street whores there
>>74121431There's a lot of shut in introverts on here who don't have a ton of life experience so the cope is saying everything they missed out on is actually bad.I say that as someone who was exactly that. I made it through college/high school without going to a single party, staying in my comfort zone and sticking to my very first gf instead of having new experiences.
>>74119047You gains haven't gone anywhere you just got a bit fat.Just stick to spirits if you're that bothered.
>>74119047Happened to me last month. Was up to 180lbs, 11% BF, alcohol fast for over 3 months. Then BOOM. Drinking fest for a few days and I got obliterated and didn't get to lift since there was no gyms near. I regret it, but the blame lays with me.
>>74121450You're a fucking idiot if you think people don't realise they're talking to a fake drunk person. Even when I was 18 these people were obvious
>>74119047I have never net someone who drinks who has a cool story. At best, it is usually something that boils down to "...and then I made an ass of myself" such as puking, pissing the bed, getting into a fight that makes no sense, etc. Otherwise it's observing things that happen around them. Perhaps living in the Midwest is why but even super rich people rarely have an actually interesting drinking story. My thoughts are that the more drinking stories you have, the more you didn't learn your lesson and figure yourself and your shit out. That being said, Absinthe is a great way to get a woman to come clean with you about how much of a skank sloot she is.
>>74120982
POSTING IN A BASED THREADOSTINGINABASEDTHREAD
once you hit about 33 years old, the hangover is worse than whatever “good” times you had boozing. you just get to a point in life where you’d rather feel good the next day than continue drinking. That’s not to say I don’t enjoy a nice drink every now and then (actually most weekends I have one or two drinks a day), but never beer and never more than 4 drinks.
>>74119587As long as I despise edgy behavior, you sound like a mormon girl parroting what her parents said. People drink to get drunk. Getting drunk is fun. I drink and smoke because it's fun and also numbs the pain away.
>>74121540Tell us a "cool" story
>>74121454> sticking to my very first gf instead of having new experiences.Muh “I regret having a girlfriend because having random sex is ‘new experiences’”
alcohol is badsex with women is good
>>74119047is that supposed to be my lad? Where do I find lads who look like this? Do these guys want to be more than friends?
>>74120966KEK
>>74119618Makes sense. I know a girl just like this, super fun and expressive. However just lately I've started to notice some of her manipulative patterns.
>>74119598>Smashing stacy for 30 mins straight while she begs for your cum inhibits gains and isn't worth the timeLemme guess, manlet, brown, or both?
These days when I go out I just take about half of an edible beforehand. Not enough to get me all fucked up in my own head, but enough to get me feeling tipsy and more goofy. Then I'll just slow sip a few light beers through the night to not appear like a lameo to everyone else drinking.
>>74120970I agree with this, but for doing fun things, meeting people, and being in exotic nature. I'd rather go parasailing than see another shrine. You can enjoy night life without alcohol. I'm lucky to have left alcohol behind without ever drinking much, so I can't really enjoy myself with it
>>74122005Smoking just a little bit (a third of a joint or less) of weed so you get more sociable and sharp instead a dumb introvert because you smoked too much is a life hack. If I smoke just this bit I get ultra social and confident, perfect for social environments. If I smoke more than that I get paranoid, dumb and lazy.
>>74122004hot
>>74119081Based
>>74119047Browsing and posting on this website are far worse for your health than alcohol, and it's not even close.
>>74121482Post the version with the sister aka the best girl
>>74119047I wonder if this girl knows she's famous in a mongolian basket weaving forum
>>74119796Yeah it wouldn't be so cringe if they actually did something else with those hours besides sit in front of a computer screen.
>>74119081This but unironically.
>>74121918I'm still waiting on drunkies to do so.
>>74119607Ding ding ding. I hate the taste of tobacco but like the feeling of nicotine. I think weed taste and smells nasty but being stoned is fun
Honestly, the less I drink the better I feel. Getting drunk isn't worth a hangover.
>>74119054>>you can NEVER have funIt was fun once or twice, and I hate hangover anyway.
>>74119367>preferring intellectual/artistic pursuits over constant sportsball obsessionIncredibly based>Preferring petite buttocks and thigh gap over obesityIncredibly based>Alcohol is a jewish trickStrawman. You won't find a chud like this anywhere. They will claim alcoholism runs in their family to try and leverage moral highgroudn
>>74119367Like others have said, the problem here is that lil chuddie doesn't do anything good with his time and that's what makes the criticism fall flat. Drinking, watching sports, and fucking sluts is all fun and healthy in a relatively small amount. If chuddie completely rejected these things in favor of living a totally wholistic life then it would be respectable. But he doesn't. He sits angrily on his computer for hours at a time and shamefully goons all night.
>>74119264Who is this beauty girl??
>>74119587>nobody actually likes the taste of alcoholCounterpoint: Wine, rum, smoother whiskies
>>74119720Amazing that you can tell when someone has 0 friends based on a single post
>>74123254Don’t give the autistic man children you’s it’s the same crowd that dislikes eggs beans milk mayo etc
>>74119720>Who the fuck wants to hang out with a bunch of drunks?People who have friends and realize they're more fun when their personalities are uninhibited>Not a lot of fun when you're hungoverI've never had a serious hangover, skill issue>Mixing liquor and sex is a good way to get accused of rape or knock someone upYeah that's what makes it fun. Alcohol + risk of pregnancy make sex 100x more enjoyable
>>74120970You know you can get wasted and go to museums/cultural sites at the same time, it actually enhances the experience
>>74119054Fun? RIP your joints.
>>74119726>and that i have no wife or childrenskill issue
>>74123322I did a mid dose of mushrooms and went to the Getty center in LA it was WILD
>>74124723They host this crazy light show in the Notre Dame cathedral in Montreal. Did some mushrooms before I went and it was one of the most intense 20 minutes of my entire life. My fucking nails were digging into the pew.
>>74119047If you lost some gainz from a short vacation, you never had them in the first place.
>>74121113>double woodExtremely gay
>>74119081Genuinely, you probably have the taste palette of a child>>74119216>alcoholDo you mean beer?I’ve not come across any other drink that bloats
>>74119081>Why do people drink alcohol?to forget y they r drinking
>>74119047>gains completely destroyedthen they weren't gainsyour muscles were just constantly pumped and inflamed
>>74119047I love her so much bros ;_;
>>74119047this is probably a troll thread, but i wouldnt be surprised if some people here actually think this way, regretting having friends and going on vacation, or day trip, or a night out, because "muh gains". being social, having friends and relationships is the single most important thing to having a happy and successful life.
>>74125294Having normie friends is the biggest gains killer ever. They want to go out drinking every weekend. You can't just have couple of drinks and chill, cause they'll think you're a buzzkill Then you are out of commission next day due to a hangover
>>74125332>Having normie friends is the biggest gains killer ever. They want to go out drinking every weekend. oh no, you have friends who want to be with you, you go out to social events, likely meet more people, meet women, etc.?yeah, thats such a gains killer. the biggest gains killer ever. way more of a gains killer than people who have no friends and are alone and miserable all the time. yeah.
>>74119047why do people post this ugly flat chested boar?
sorry to inform you simps but she has already been replaced
>>74125347>oh no, you have friends who want to be with you, you go out to social events, likely meet more people, meet women, etc.?There's nothing wrong with spending time with friends, but normies are programmed to go to clubs every weekend. People only go to clubs cause they are "supposed" to, nobody really likes them. Music fucking loud that you have to shout to your friend that sits next to you, awkward moments unless you are completely wastes, if you are completely wasted then its just embarassing.
>>74123270eggs and mayo fucking suck you cum huffing queer. kys!!!!!!!!!
i've never been on a holiday
>>74119054Nah, you don't NEED it every week.
>>74119081Once your brain realizes what alcohol does, it makes it taste delicious. Literally no one likes alcohol first times, same with other substances like coffee. >acquired taste my ass
>>74119310YOU'RE A BEVERAGE!
>>74119047Get over it and keep going.
halloween drinks with the girls ruined my october 2023 gains
>>74119047sounds like a natty problem
>>74120970>You could have done that wherever you live.But there are no drunk belgian tourist sluts where I live...
>>74119541>>74119631>>74119047>>74119201it's crazy that this girl presumably has some skills but she's world famous just for having great face and hair genetics.her makeup/hairstyles/clothing choices are all absolutely basic bitch shit and yet she's as famous as a supermodelreally funny shit that contradicts everything looksmaxxers talk about.
>>74127228
genetically speaking i would put my semen in her womb
>>74127290>having great face and hair geneticsIsn't that exactly what looksmaxxers talk about?
is nice hair the key to happiness?
>>74127325me in the back
I got on ozempic and since then I cant drink anymore, I dislike the feeling of being intoxicated. How does this work? I just dont get the dopamine I deserve from drinking
hello /sp/
>>74127290she's not that attractive and she's fucking annoying and cringe
>>74119618based,>>74119264this woman displays seriously worrying behaviour.
>>74121474Drunks are retarded bro, they notice nothing
>>74127290Holy cringe you need to go back to /r9k/ right now. Your kind is not welcome here.
>>74119525>drinks to get drunk>fasts>drinks same amount on empty stomach>gets too drunki think we can logic our way out of this
>get drunk>chug gatorade or pedialyte before bed>wake up with mild hangover at worst>lighter from all the dehydration>aspirin, coffee, and a greasy breakfast get rid of mild hangover symptoms>go about day like I was never hangoverlove not being weak and gay
>>74128676best way to do it if you aren't retarded and don't adjust for the lack of food like the other guy. Especially if you're out and drinks cost a lot
>>74128693>aspirinterrible idea, can make an ulcer or varice worse if you're drinking regularly>coffeefine>and a greasy breakfast get rid of mild hangover symptomsgrease is horrible for you after a night of drinking, it'll make your stomach acidity worse and fuck with your gallbladderunironically the perfect hangover cure is the polack shot>one raw egg>2 tbsp pickle or sauerkraut juice>2-3 shakes of hot sauce>1 tbsp horseradish >1 tsp worcestershire>3-4 cracked peppercorns
>>74128928>polack shotthat there's a prairie oyster bud
>>74128928not reading this nor do I careit works for me and no amount of>b-but that's bad!!!!is going to change that
>>74119054correctfucking pussy complaining about 'no fun' shut the fuck up and train bitch
>>74128589look at how many replies this thread got and it's still up, it's all r9k peeps from my point of view
>>74119720We get it, you are zero fun to be around
waiting for my white bottle to be delivered.....>mfw Im falling for delivery appsI got like 4 days off work for christ sake plus I ordered green apples and cute carrot snacks :D
>go on holiday to pamplona with the crew>jailed for 9 years on false accusationsIt could always be worse OP
>>74119264I want her to request extra spicy then crap it into my mouth while jerking me off
>>74119264I smile every time she does the thumbs up. She's so cute
>>74119367I knew chads in highschool, they'd consider that bitch to be fat.This is 2 truths and a lie made by a porn addict in an attempt to propagate his so called taste in women as the "chad" option.
>>74131318Albeit I graduated from highschool in 2010 so this diaper ass shit was not at all popular.
>>74125366>>74125378energy is way off. Do you think they know and are doing their best to compete?
>>74121950Should've ended with Speedwagon
>>74119054I don't need fun but I wish I had pussy
>>74119047I used to drink on occasion - holidays, family parties, etc. Not usually an excessive amount or anything, but to get a buzz going. Then several years ago I was at my brother's house for New Year's Eve. For whatever reason we became locked in a competition of Dr. Mario for 4 hours, during which I managed to drink the majority of a handle of Crown Royal.The hangover the next day was incredible. I've never thrown up from drinking alcohol, but this was probably the closest I've come. Every time since then that I've had an occasion to drink and the thought entered my mind I immediately start to feel sick like I did during that hangover and decide it's probably better to just drink a shitload of water instead. So far it hasn't changed a single aspect of my ability to enjoy a special occasion, only now I no longer feel like shit afterwards.
>>74127199coffee tastes good thoughI got into drinking but I never liked the taste alcohol
>>74132035ngl I don't understand people who drink a lot and DON'T throw upI'm not bulimic or anything but I WILL make myself throw up if I drank too much just because I figure the hangover will be less bad the next day
>>74127748inhaling deeply
>>74132083Same. In the UK it's a tactical chunder. You throw up just to make sure you don't have a bad night, then chug water.
>>74120949Lol I’m gonna think of that next time I drink. More like -2INT in my case
>>74119541qt
>>74119047You know you don’t have to drink alcohol all the time right? You don’t have to get piss drunk every weekend, you know that right? You can say “no” to people asking you to drink with themEven if you go out to drink, you can make the choice to just get one drink and be doneYou know all this right? Or are you so dysgenic that a single beer will destroy your body and all the gains you made?
Cuz theres nothing else to do
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>>74119587Most common beer is tasteless which is because it's usually lagers, 98% of lagers have no taste at all.If you want beer that actually has some taste to try ales, brown ales, 90% of anything belgian, trappist, stout, porter, sour ale.Most hard liquor such as vodka, gin, etc. aren't nice to drink on their own, they're nice when added into a drink with other things that have more taste.