Why do cartoon dads to be wittolds often a times?
do not seriously respond to bait threads. Ignore and hide them.
>>143351390Yes let's talk about Velma instead
>>143351390How is this bait?
Since Richard’s on the board, I hope the Gumballfag shows up to this thread and a bloody schizo fistfight ensues
>>143351484>>143351778
>>143351376Anon what do you want from a Cartoon Dad?
>>143352055Is this so hard?
>>143351842Jack Fenton straight up made me not want to be a father anymore.
>>143351816Gumballfag?
>>143351390Fuck you I do what I want
>>143352150That's a bygone era, you need to let it go.
>>143353643Okay Bud Light
>>143352150>>143353678you sound mentally ill
>>143352150
>>143353732Fuck this guy for mocking the idea of fatherhood
>>143354392you're too sensitive to be a father anyways, nothing of value was lost
>you're too sensitive to be a father anyways, nothing of value was lost
thank god OP won't reproduce
>>143355657Neither will you
>>143353712Hating oikophobia isn't mental illness
Bump
>>143356271This
Step one, you say we need to talkHe walks, you say sit down, it's just a talkHe smiles politely back at youYou stare politely right on through
>>143351484Come on gang, let's all go take a shit on Velma!
>>143359107>j i n k i e s !
>>143359084Some sort of window to your rightAs he goes left, and you stay rightBetween the lines of fear and blameYou begin to wonder why you came
>>143359107>>143359113Good thing I had that Indian food for lunch!
>>143359115Where did I go wrong?I lost a friendSomewhere along in the bitternessAnd I would have stayed up with you all nightHad I known how to save a life
>>143359159Let him know that you know best'Cause after all, you do know bestTry to slip past his defenseWithout granting innocence
>>143359195Lay down a list of what is wrongThe things you've told him all alongAnd pray to God he hears youAnd I pray to God he hears you
>>143359215And where did I go wrong?I lost a friendSomewhere along in the bitternessAnd I would have stayed up with you all nightHad I known how to save a life
>>143359227As he begins to raise his voiceYou lower yours and grant him one last choiceDrive until you lose the roadOr break with the ones you've followed
>>143359239He will do one of two thingsHe will admit to everythingOr he'll say he's just not the sameAnd you'll begin to wonder why you came
>>143359253Where did I go wrong?I lost a friendSomewhere along in the bitternessAnd I would have stayed up with you all nightHad I known how to save a life
>>143359271Where did I go wrong?I lost a friendSomewhere along in the bitternessAnd I would have stayed up with you all nightHad I known how to save a life
>>143359284How to save a lifeHow to save a life
>>143359296Where did I go wrong?I lost a friendSomewhere along in the bitternessAnd I would have stayed up with you all nightHad I known how to save a life
>>143359366Where did I go wrong?I lost a friendSomewhere along in the bitternessAnd I would have stayed up with you all nightHad I known how to save a life
>>143359376How to save a lifeHow to save a life
Seek help arsehole
>>143351390You're not my mum
>>143360286This
>>143359681Wouldn't this technically count as helping since writing can be therapeutic?
>>143351842This gets a ton of usage, huh
>>143362409Yeah dadfags really think they're persecuted lol
>>143359147Same with me and all those burritos. I'm definitely ready to use Velma as my toilet.
>>143362651>dadfagsThere it is, shit you made up to feel persecuted. There aren't a legion of "dadfags" stalking you, people are just tired of you repeating the same shit over and over on the daily.
>>143361732Yeah everyone processes trauma differently
>>143362674All those smoothies got me building up some seriously frothy diarrhea. Bring out Velma so I can unload!
>>143359147>>143362674>>143364399Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!
>>143352055Sex
>>143351376Thankfully i dont know what wittolds means
>>143351376I hope you get fucked in the ass industrycuck
>>143365647Don't threaten him with a good time
>>143365634Wittold-a man who knows of his wife's infidelity and puts up with it.Wittold or wittol is the marriage exclusive version of cuckold.
>>143365457Cartoon dads can't even please their wives…
>>143365647>>143365701Can he even feel anything anymore or is it a throwing a hot dog down a hallway deal?
