What do you think bob burger would do if this wife and kids died. Do you think he would kill himself. I think if just linda or one or two of the kids died he could tough it out for the sake of the remaining one. But if they all died I think he would just kill himself.
Jesus Christ. Morbid motherfucker, ain'tcha?
>>143341491he'd move in with teddy or mort
>>143341491He’d make them into burgers
>>143341491He would continue to self sabotage himself as proven in several episodes. That's why I never feel bad about the family screwing things up.
>>143341491I hate this, but honest answer probably fall into his work to cope, he’d probably start prioritizing money over the craft as well and become sort of like Jimmy. He would also be hesitant to hire a new wait staff and occasionally call the waitresses “Lin” every now and again. He would most likely end up succeeding financially but lose the spirit.
He would go crazy and wind up writing 'burger of the day' with his own feces at the loony bin
>>143342489>move in with mort>its awkward every time he tries to talk to him>bob: "people think i put my family into the burgers!">mort: "the burial is next week bob"
>>143341491Meat golems barely out of sight to the customers, spares upstairs in the home, he talks to them and believes they're aliveThe smell gets worse in the summertime Bob forgets to lock a door and finds dogs eating his "family" He kills them in a rage then in fear tries turning them into burgersThe health inspectors eventually figure it outBob is arrested Gayle marries Teddy and they briefly pretend to be Bob and Linda running the place, to the horror of the customersThe food is terrible but hipsters can't stay away
>>143341491>Bob BurgerTeddy pls don't kill Linda and the kids in a bid to get Bob to spend more time with you.
>>143342922And eat them so they'd be a part of him forever!... now I'm wondering if someone's made a parody of "Saturn Devouring His Son" by Francisco Goya with Bob as Saturn and Gene as the son.
>>143343780Be funny if Gene was still in the burger costume too.
