Good evening owls,Surely nothing awful will happen today
>>143340807Hey, yesterday's storytime worked out pretty well for everybody!
>>143340807>>143340899Right, but I know there's a point where this is going to go to shit and I'm going to get really mad about it, so I'm starting to dread it
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>>143340912Dread it. Run from it. Claremont arrives just the same.
>>143340960I think I'll be mad before then, maybe
>>143340931Morph doing t he second Simpsons ref in 3 issues
>>143340807Oh this is that issue! Something nice and fun for once.
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>>143340988
>>143341021so how are you owls today?
Hello everyone.
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>>143341080WTF is going on in Spidey that people are mad online about
>>143340960>doing any X-men related stuffI am... inevitable.
>>143341120
>>143341120The thing about Amazing Spider-Man is that it could be awful but the fandom is so insane I won’t believe them. Ultimate Spider-Man is the opposite where people rave and I think it’s just fine
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>>143341237POLL: who is the biggest man-whore in the MU
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>>143340807Hey OP.Your prediction is ironically true. This is a really goofy one off.
>>143341120peter is useless ben is crazy and evil
>>143341283I love goofy one-shots
>>143341196usm is just ok but its like an oasis of fresh water in a desert
>>143340960Yeah, but there's still like 2, 3 years before that happens.
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>>143341311One thing I really appreciated about Exiles that, in an era where every other book was starting to write for the trade, it was steadfastly these one and two issue stories, with occasional three parters. Very much the anti-Bendis approach.
>>143341196The problem is the last thirty years of Spider-Man exists to walk back the strides that made the story of the first thirty the iconic comic series it is. I don’t understand why they couldn’t just let pete get a divorce in the late 90s than use hero’s reborn to soft reboot Peter into being an unmarried 20 something college/self employed guy. It’s so weird how they just slowly peeled everything they made the character into, have him make a literal deal with the devil and then let a man who has seemingly NEVER been on a date in his life, write their swinging bachelor pete into the incomprehensible mess of a bitch he is now
>>143341035Alright. Yourself?
>>143341370Now that I'm not actively reading much comics I'm brought back to liking the Levitz/Giffen LOSH running plots but not trade-as-unitI also like in this run that there's stuff that's happened that we haven't had to see all of but did occur so there's this sense they're living more than just on page
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>>143341389not bad, just been sleepy a lot lately, tired
>>143341252Was gonna say Tony, Matt, or Wolverine but I remembered Herc is bi so that might pump his numbers up. Also Beast used to fuck all the time on the Avengers which people forget
>>143341428dat ass
>>143341473love this page
>>143341490oh shit are we doing a fucking medieval issue???
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>>143341517Is Morph dressed as Kulan Gath?Reminds me of Busiek/Perez Avengers opening.
>>143341120Dunno, can't care. OMD killed Spider-Man forever, because it was fundamentally an admission that you should never expect anything good to happen ever.The Baker just glaring at these weirdos who won't stop loitering outside his store is great.
>>143341541hold that thought
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>>143341252Wolverine has the cavalier attitude of a gay man in the 1970s because he is functionally immune to STIs.
>>143341589
>>143341541Yes. Yes he is. This is a fun storyline. That leads into PLOT.
>>143341604welp
>>143341640A wendigo?!? In America!!?!!
>>143341397Which is another problem in Bendisification. There is so little life to the characters that they basically don't exist outside of the bubble of individual stories. There are no supporting characters. There are no offscreen adventures. There are no sweet base diagrams.
>>143341640Anybody else here the wendigo scream from the x-men arcade game in their heads here?
>>143341640oh damn
>>143341473The Hawkeye Initiative whiners were stupid. This posing is a power move.
>>143341698no hes gonna morb all over her
>>143341698>>143341589Lol I was gonna make a Batman joke but held off, that’s good
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>>143341517No. Not medieval. A lot earlier than medieval. Think between the time the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Arias.
>>143341745I see, we're in an S&S antho now
>>143341665They've gone migratory!
>>143341745Very fun to do this when Marvel didn’t have the rights
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>>143341799
>>143341790They never didn't have the rights to the characters Roy invented.
>>143341823In no world does Spidey ever have money
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>>143341841That's not true. There's the. One where J Jonah Jameson adopted him because John and Aunt May got killed by the Chameleon sabotaging a rocket, and also House of M.
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>>143341924uhoh
>>143341924that does not seem good
>>143341945>>143341950Listen, when has a sorceror fucking around with demons ever gone wrong?
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>>143341989I haven't actually read any WWbN, but I can't imagine Jack Russell should be able to smack around a Hulk grade monster.
>>143342020he probably got beefed up power for being one of the main underlings, while wendigo is just under morbius
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>>143341872Oh wow they’re just in in Uncanny X-men 190 (or whenever he did this). Thought it was just a world that hasn’t advanced, guess that explains not understanding the Tallus
>>143342068This has happened to pete a few times, but this is from a 70s story that was in spectacular I believe
>>143342068They're in a parallel world where the X-Men never saved the day because Wendigo ate Caliban and Xavier
>>143342054>>143342068thank you for continuity notes, I don't know shit about X-history
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>>143342130Because Conan was a Marvel character for so long, Hyperborea got quite a few crossovers with modern Marvel- Mary Jane got possessed by Red Sonja at least twice.And that's BEFORE they decided to make Conan an Avenger for some raisin.
>>143342116Lmao, gotta love the marvel universe where NYC went Hyborian Age multiple times. There’s also a Marvel Team Up where MJ finds some magic thing and becomes Red Sonja for an issue.It’s kinda incomprehensible to me how big the property was
>>143342188he wasnt really an avenger he just teamed up with the murdery anti-heroes/ it wasnt half bad actually, conan in 616 was fun because he acted exactly as he did in his time
>>143342188Savage Avengers was actually the best Conan book of that period imo. He crashed at tg
>>143342207He crashed at the abandoned Hellfire Club Mansion, weird usually it doesn’t post if I’m mid typing
>>143342192Claremont wrote that Team-Up because TU was his title long before he got on X-Men.
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>>143342239
>>143342239>the world requires you to crown a 16000 year old drag queen
>>143342219Byrne too. I should read the run sometime. I actually really like how Byrne draws Spidey, BUT HE SHOULDN’T WRITE HIM
>>143342254Fantasy redesigns of superheroes are FUN.
>>143342254Thor being the same visually would be a good gag imo
>>143342266agree
>>143342256HEY WHAT IF FLINT MARKO AND NORMAN OSBORN WERE RELATED BECAUSE OF THEIR HAIR
>>143342293Beak didn't even get to see the scary Illyana
>>143342300If the internet tries to tell you autism "is a superpower" remember that.
>>143342312He may know the slutty one. I forget when they brought her back to life in 616 to be the team bus.
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>>143342355ohhhh no
>>143342327Wiki says that wasn't until 2007.
>>143342327It’s post Morrison. Zeb Wells did a lot of good work with her in his New Mutants
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>>143342369I was actually kind of surprised that none of the veteran X-Men on the team knew about the real source of the Sasquatch form.
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>>143342461
Never thought about it but the idea of Selene and Apocalypse and all the other old as fuck mutants living through the Hyborian Age is very funny
>>143342480I don't think Apocalypse is meant to be that old, but yeah, Selene is stupidly old.
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>>143342518I wonder if he has a more precise origin bc Ancient Egypt covers a lot of fucking time
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>>143342556hehehe
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>>143342602SISTER Voodoo??
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>>143342610Somebody got a bigger chromosome in this universe.
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>>143342696oh goddammit
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>>143342706The goddamnits have yet to even start.
>>143342719Triptych covers are also cool.
>>143342719backstory incoming!!!
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>>143342747>>143342761I missed she’s a lesbian
>>143342761>>143342771Seriously, though, this came up within like the first year of the Alpha Flight book. I'm shocked that Mimic and Morph didn't know about it.
>>143342792She is not. She married Wolverine AND James Hudson.
>>143342788>>143342793Mimic at least seems to come from an incredibly sunny version of the MU, bless his heart
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>>143342810Sunny or not, the Great Beasts were the main antagonists of basically the entire John Byrne Alpha Flight. Given the close relationship between them and the X-Men, being blindsided by the existence of Tanaraq is kind of weird.
>>143342820You got here by eating people you sick bastard.
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>>143341823>>143341841Honestly, I really like this Spidey outfit. Kinda sad it never got adapted into any of the games, but it is understandably pretty niche.
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>>143343010oh that's bad
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Funny marvel detail is I don’t think the soulsword would work on Morbius since he’s a science vampire
>>143343054welp
>>143343054
>>143343067Yep he's not morbin' out of this one
>>143343054This, is worse.
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>>143343095All I can think about with that last panel is the “clearly you don’t own an air fryer” meme
>>143343095
>>143343118Tanaraq likes crispy fries with less oil!
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>>143342844How is JB's run? I haven't read much Flight, I just know Tanaraq came up in Immortal Hulk. And I'm alwasy up for some wendigo spirit action.
>>143343151sorry, got distracted there
>>143343197I've seen Kulan angry, I've seen him rage at losingI've never seen him shitting his pants in fear before
>>143343197https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_ZZXN7c_VQ
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>>143343247:(
>>143343247This is not going to be pretty
>>143343180It's better than you'd expect given that he was basically forced into doing it. That said, he immediately disband the team and sends them off on solo adventures, and then starts killing characters with abandon because he really didn't care about them that much.Also, all the characters are fucked up in fun ways.
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>>143343299LOLTHANKS FOR READINGBACK TUESDAY
>>143343315Kinda gotta love Selene despite being super evil
>>143343352She can't survive without predating on humans, she's Claremont's Dio
>>143343315Thanks for running, OP.
>>143343366/r/ Selene hitting I guess Magma with a ROADROLLA
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