>>143331575Bump if you're reading
>>143331575Adam Hughes isn’t trying anymore
>>143331580Nothing about this book feels like they tried
>>143331575>Jackpot & Black CatMore like Jack Black & Pot Cat HAHAHAAHAAH
>septum piercingYuckOh and Felicia's girlfriend is the bad guy or whatever
>>143331578piss of with this crap.
Go support your LCS by buying Ultimate Spider-Man
>>143331673based
>>143331597>>143331600Aw, they're trying to give Paul some actual character and real human emotion.Too bad nobody's ever gonna like him at all no matter what they do.
>>143331673Yeah well one thing is for sure NOBODY in his right mind will buy this crap. Thanks for storytiming a truly shitty book now fuck off
>>143331673No
>>143331615So what, she just calculated that it would splash onto the camera? Or she just got lucky?>>143331617But then it doesn't even matter anyways because then they're instantly spotted the moment they go through the door
>>143331721She made the camera have bad luck I guess
>>143331673Well played.
>>143331673Based and Ultimatepilled
>>143331673Based, Fuck 616
>>143331668Felicity's new girlfriend is gonna betray her.
>>143331759Felicia*
>>143331578bumpin' this crap
>>143331724>such a shame, that camera just had two days till retirement.
>>143331708>Yeah well one thing is for sure NOBODY in his right mind will buy this crap.I dunno they are sweetening the deal with felicia titties
>>143331783Go read Ultimate Spider-Man instead you retard.
>>143331667>>143331708>>143331801Do you not get tired of doing this sad troll bit every day?
>>143331799I stopped giving a shit about felicia and MJ long ago. In my opinion they shoud be both written out of spider-man period stupid whores ans sluts.
>>143331668how long has it been since Felicia was trying to have a relationship with Peter in ASM? I'm just wondering how long she's been together with this chick if they're already sharing I-love-yous.
>>143331815Fans prefer to read Ultimate Spider-Man buddy not shit like this.
>>143331833But you also troll and shitpost against Ultimate Spider-Man as well.Are you not tired of always acting insincere and angry?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RIP FOR ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #4? THAT'S THE BOOK FANS WANT TO READ NOT THIS CRAP.
>>143331597>>143331600To be honest, I don't blame em. Paul went from the character who mined a fuck ton of salt into the character that people begrudgingly accept but no one likes. The whole idea of Jackpot has been met with large indifference it seems.If I'm writing the book that no one likes, why would I put effort into it.
>>143331830Well it doesn't matter how long it was. because they're gonna be broken up by the end.
This book only exists as a means to attempt some sort of face save after the Paul fiasco. A way for Lowe to not admit it was a bad idea, and try and validate his existence but in reality just creating this weird limbo character that has no reason to be around given the vagueness of his relationship with Watson. I don’t even understand why they’re living together other than MJ being ashamed of giving up on Peter. Paul reads like a gay roommate trying to hide his sexuality from his family by posing in a fake relationship with his girlfriend
>>143331845He keeps getting a rise out of people, he rarely gets punished, and he's mentally handicapped. He'll never get tired of it.
>>143331597I just realize>They sever the connection after sending the textIs it just me or is that a bit of a creative liberty in how that works even by comic standards?
>>143331592Wtf are those tits in the 5th panel looks like a dudes chest, artist pussied out there
I can honestly say I'm impressed with Spider-office's dedication to producing shit nobody asked for.
>>143331876>Paul went from the character who mined a fuck ton of saltI don't think you can say "this character is poorly written and none of this story is coherent' is salt.It'd be salt if the story was good, but it was bad.
>>143331673Based.
>>143332029Whether or not salt is justifiable doesn't really change the nature of it being salty, when you acknowledge something is shit but continue to read it anyway knowing full well it's gonna make you angrier, you're playing into their hand.The best solution is>Go online and say it's shit>Drop it
>>143332290That might've been true with the social media of three years ago but engagement isn't enough anymore.
>>143331597Giving Paul a man-bun must be Marvel provoking the fans to hate him even more.They can't be this clueless.
>>143331580I still enjoy his art.
>>143331600Lowe must be really pissed that Paul is still rightfully being called out for the piece of trash that he is.
>>143331575This has to be traced from porn. There is no other possible explanation for this whole thing.
>>143331600"I don't want to force you into making decisions you'll regret! Other than startin a relationship with me under conditions in which you could in no way actually consent. And then having magic kids as chains to keep you once we were out. But you know, other than that, your right to make informed choises is super important to me!"
>try and get people to buy this by having Adam Hughes do the covers>he does a shitty jobWHEW
>>143331623So there isn't even a delay in her powers, she can just keep rerolling the magic or whatever until she dies (never going to happen) or she can do whatever the plot wants? For a setting where webbing needs to run out, infinite magic powered by a dead parallel world seems weird.
Bump
>>143334331He's probably not very invested in the material desu
>>143331799
>>143331673both are great.
next issues>RELEASES MAY 29TH, 2024Jackpot and Black Cat #3OVERVIEWCONTRIBUTIONSPull ItThe mysterious and deadly blackmail ring of NYC comes to a head, with our heavy-hitting heroines' heads on the block! Black Cat will need all her luck and Jackpot is going to have to hit it big if they have a chance of saving the city!Jackpot and Black Cat #3 Elizabeth Torque VariantJackpot and Black Cat #3 Paco Medina Black Costume Variant
>RELEASES JUN 26TH, 2024Jackpot and Black Cat #4OVERVIEWCONTRIBUTIONSPull ItThe huge action finale of the hottest mini of 2024 has arrived! Jackpot and Black Cat prove once again why they are the best heroines in the Marvel U!Jackpot and Black Cat #4 Betsy Cola Pride Allies VariantBetsy Cola Pride Allies VariantJackpot and Black Cat #4 Skottie Young Big Marvel VariantJackpot and Black Cat #4 1:50 Skottie Young Big Marvel Sketch Virgin Variant
Alternate coversJackpot and Black Cat #2 Peach Momoko VariantJackpot and Black Cat #2 1:25 Arthur Adams Variant
>>143337547Finally some good food
>>143331845>autistic people>getting boredBro that's kind of their thing, never getting bored.
Bumping because reading, thanks op
>>143331587>Paul is fat and has a manbun now.This is the best ongoing gag ever.
>>143331668Who tops.
>>143337547How come all we get are the rejects from Japan?
>>143336211Is anyone?
>>143335045So far I think the only handicap is locking out triple skulls (whatever that does) also meant locking out triple 777, which gives outright God-tier powers like reality warping.
>>143331668"could you lay off Jackpot?"What. The. FUCK??If Felicia has been in on this entire retarded scheme to blackmail thousands of people, why the hell was she ever okay with MJ being targeted in the first place? Obscura sent fucking gunmen after her last issue, what would have happened if one of them got lucky and killed Jackpot before Felicia got there? What the FUCK does she do then, huh?? Jesus christ, give me a fucking break with this book, Bronfman is a complete mongoloid, and this entire office is cooked to shit.
>>143331673KINO i will, fuck 616, good riddance
>>143331597>>143331600fuck marvel. they're trying to make paul look like ultimate peter. what a bunch of worthless faggots.
>>143331657her jacket is cool but the rest of that costume sucks
>>143331597>>143331600Paulchads we can't stop fucking winning
>>143331668weak plot>>143331673no thanks
