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>>143322806
Wrong.

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>>143322806
no way

>>143322839
I can barely read what it says

>>143323644
Open it in a different tab, genius.

>>143323659
Even then I still couldn’t — is 4chan compressing the images more now?

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my theory has always been that he's Charles Nelson Riley

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>>143322806
When would he have time? He's too busy earning his money through hard work, like all rich people do according to glorious American capitalism. I'm not indoctrinated at all. The system works for everyone, all the time.

>>143323705
In that case, get your peepers checked ASAP. Your eyesight is going to shit.

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I'M BATMAN!!!!!!

>>143323279
At this rate they may turn Harley Quinn into Batman.

>>143323705
Use desktop site mode you fucking phone poster

>>143326054
sauce?

>>143326371
It's a porno movie called "Batpussy"
WARNING!!! it's really awful. Watch at your own risk.

Fun fact: no one knows who made it, no one is credited, and no one claims it. It's a mystery. A terrible unwatchable mystery.

You know, that Clark Kent fellow has a similar build to Batman.

You are ALL wrong! It's Britt Reid, owner and publisher of The Daily Sentinel!
(20 Internet points if you get the hint)

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>>143322806
Bruce Wayne? Couldn't be. Do you have any idea how many rapes Chief O'Hara and I have had to cover up for Bruce Wayne? There's no way he could be the caped crusader, the man who refuses to rape the Joker to keep him in line.

That millionaire playboy? He's too busy living it up at cocktail parties and managing the affairs of the Wayne Foundation!

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probably the guy that lives in the haunted house

>>143323279
GOOD MORNING SIR

>>143323279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4tqvK1HxIM&t=5m55s

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I think it's Clark Kent, the reporter who works for the Daily Planet. If you look through his history, he just showed up out of nowhere from Kansas roughly around the same time Batman became active, and being a reporter would be the perfect job for Batman, it lets you keep an ear to the ground to know what's happening.

>>143323644
>>143323705
Have to press Open original file in the drop down

>>143326812
You mean Alfred?

>>143327163
How much time do you think it takes him each morning to get his eyebrows to look like bat wings?

>>143327257
Yeah, but Metropolis ain't THAT close to Gotham. Hell of a drive for nightly trips.