Why is there so little decent smut based on this?
>>143310321>smutYou mean porn?
>>143310321Because the characters look like earthworms and the only significant audience it has left are 40 year old women with 'Furbabies'
>>143310338Cope.
>>143310321Because they're ugly as sin.
>>143310350I'm sorry your show doesn't have 'smut'. OP asked a question and I gave an answer. You are free to take the answer as you like but that is the reason.
>>143310338>>143310376Yet there's no shortage of porn for the fugly ass characters of Simpsons and Family Guy or South Park.Fucking retarded
I see some written smut. This seems to be a show mainly watched by women, so there's not much market for pictures.
Excuse me sirs, I sleep with prostitutes and jerk off to Lou- I mean Linda.
>>143310584I might be short, but not too short to masturbate to cartoons.
>>143310475Simpsons and Family guy's women are an acquired taste
The artstyle unfortunately turns off some people.
>>143310758This looks fine
>>143311328SketchToons does good stuff.
>>143311870Where can I find more?
>>143310327Smut is girltalk for porn.
>>143312878Their pateron.
>>143310321not enough people watch cable tv anymore.
>>143310321Because the art style is too ugly and the audience isn't there.
>>143310321I think the showrunners have an anti-glamour, pro-awkward agenda where Linda's MILF status is ignored, Tina is denied her high school glow-up and Louise getting more in her touch with her feminine energy is shut down making it a big entry barrier with some of your more tpical smut peddlers
>>143313485That's only half true.
>>143310321There it is.That's all of it.https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Bob%27s_Burgers%20Ehryelmswr4/1
>>143313569I asked for decect
Nor many people like the Muppet mouths, but the main two (Linda end Louise) are really cute>>143313439That's nice, but it's not really Linda
>>143313824>it's not really Linda.Or is it? If we just have Linda be a big tiddy new joisey Italian-american neighborhood mommy then it's quite valid interpretation of who Linda could be.
>>143314014That one looks more like Linda, tho. Liek yeah, you can de-Muppet-fy her a bit, but not the whole way
>>143313439Jesus Christ, that face is fucking horrid.
>>143314014I wish a young man would approach her and whip out his foot long cock leading to a night of love making
>>143310321Surely there has to be fan fiction of Bob and the supermarket turkey salesman.
>>143314072that's not nice the show's animators worked hard on that style
>>143310584The Belcher gals are remarkably perfectly suited incarnation for the relatable feral horniness of the feminine mystique. If you're a real bitch in heat you probably see a lot of yourself in Louise's preadolescent agression, Tina's adolescent desperation, and Linda's full-bodied shamelessness.
>>143314057I'd argue you can. The simplified art style is not meant to be descriptive but impressionistic.
>>143314074When you're talking about this teen stud, who you imagining? I always picture Logan because he seems like he poor impulse control and a big dick.
>>143314281a young man is 18-25
>>143314134Compqre that one to the Tovio Rogers one, and tell me which one looks more like Linda
>>143314091It's supposed to be ugly, because ugly is funny. They had a man voice her because it's funny. They never thought about the degenerate retards that would be turned on by that shit.Besides, it's completely off-model, so that's not the fault of the show's creators.
>>143314293Yeah, I'm gonna ahead and imagine it's Logan because I'm already headcanoning him being one of those skinny white boys with ginormous penises.
>>143314074Cuck
>>143314321Trick question because they both do.
>>143314363Not really. Without the reference pic at the top corner, you could say she's some Jersey broad
>>143314326They shouldn't have cast a guy who does a mom voice so fucking well. Hell we sexualize the everliving shit out of Dr.Girlfriend and her voice was even gruffer.
>>143314390>you could say she's some jersey broad.AKA essentially Linda Belcher. I rest my case.
>>143314394It's not his fault, it's yours.
>>143310321Because the characters are fucking ugly you retard. Who would fap to these skin colored muppets.
>>143314418No it's neither my fault for recognizing a pitch perfect imitation of a maternal voice nor John Roberts for honing his act.No the fault lies entirely with the unimaginative prudes, like youself, for having such a rigid view of gender performances.
>>143314420Sorry you just don't got that dawg in ya son but my dick is an apex predator that is rock hard and ready to fuck.
>>143310321I HATE THIS BOARDGET SOME STANDARDS YOU PATHETIC FUCKS GOOD GOD
>>143314876Alright thenWhat cartoons do 'you' like, little anon?Hm?
>>143310321Most of them are children you freak
>>143310338>Because the characters look like earthwormsAnd yet i can find Warren the eagle pornCheckmate
>>143315306>13 adults>11 kidslearn to count
