april in april
Yellow jumpsuit supreme
Freckles are cute.
80s April simply cannot be beaten. She is the apex predator, the alpha bitch, all Aprils bow to her.
The invader Zim guy made a cute April for a short.
>>143294873>3d
>>143294201You're goddamn right!
>>143293780They should kiss
>>143295332Little girl
>>143294263It's not fair- all that performance enhancing mutagen. No way that bod is natural.
>>143294873Based Lada-poster.
>>143294760The original Puke Girl.
>>143295692So your saying this shit changed her?
>>143295849Well that wasn't mutagen that was some The Fly type shit wasn't it
>>143294873Thought this set was cg for the longest time
>>143294263>80s April simply cannot be beaten.The original 1987 miniseries is absolutely S-tier.Too bad everything else was so shitty and toyetic. At least we got the 1990 movie and the 2003 show.
>>143294998There's something hilarious about her tits here. It's almost like they're separate characters.
>>143293780That's the 2012 april. Post the 2024 one.
>>143297190There is no 2024 April.
>>143294760could you not post a higher res for it?
>>143295692
>>143297795Not really. No seems to post her
>>143297950im just saing you can make your own probably pretty easily
Why does nobody ever talk about MM April?
>>143298186Why the fuck would you want to?
>>143298248It's a shitposter. What do you think?
>>143298248She's the funniest April. I also like how she makes /pol/tards seethe.
>>143298423i thought as a character she was fine, design could use some amount of touching up though
>>143298423She seems to be making you seethe over the fact no one else likes her...
>>143298423>only /pol/tards hate the ugliest design in TMNT historylollmao even
>>143298423>>143298441The problem of both MM and Rise April is that frumpy nerd is Irma's design schtick rather then April's. People would get behind a black April if she was hot, just look at how the consistent response to Jessica Jaclyn was "This should have been Black April O'Neil".
BIG fan of 87 April's body of work.
>>143298186DEIs are disgusting
>>143298597The problem is April is more famous meaning they can't claim Rise April is Irma.
How about a Fortnite April?
>>143293780We all know what April likes
>>143299540>"Dubba dubba dubba is it true?"
>>143299303She's alright needs a slightly bigger bust
>>143299303She's better than what happened to MJ but unfortunately still not great.
>>143299303April canonically can't fight
>>143299663Outside of the 87 cartoon and the life action movies she learns how from Splinter.Not sure about Rise or Mutant Mayhem I didn't watch them
>>143299663April is trained by Splinter in almost every canon.
>>143293780Hothttps://files.catbox.moe/739i2r.png
>>143299898We won't be fooled again.
>>143299800pics or it didn't happen
>>143299960Shit, guess it didn't happen.
>>143300042
>>143300152Whole mini series related to Archie series where she learns to fight
>>143300204Am guessing rise can fight somewhat since she has the bat.
>>143300229FUCKING MISCLICKS
Shit I forgot Mirage April was Nobody for a little bit.And here I was looking for a ninja outfit. Doh
>>143293780april IN april
>>143298597the real problem is that Nick keeps trying to overly ground the turtles/shove them into school as regular teens which undermines the premise and makes it into yet another spider-man knockoff, and hurts April's existence as the mother figure-audience surrogate-everymanApril being made frumpy is the natural consequence of this kind of corporate thinking: she has to fit into a hecking wholesome non-threatening relatable high school archetype, so she's now a fucking boring looking NERD who progressively gets uglier thanks to Hollywood hating black people, especially black women (but don't worry, they call it mandated diversity which means it can't be racist lol)April could be black or Chinese and nobody would mind as long as she was still April. But there's no room for April in nu-Turtles, and /co/ doesn't even get the consolation of a pretty looking April.
>>143300290
>>143300325"Yeah, if you'd met them after filling out a little, maybe you'd have more than just Donnie's simping ass stealing your panties."
>>143300324>she's now a fucking boring looking NERD who progressively gets uglier thanks to Hollywood hating black people, especially black women100% this. Black female nerds can be super hot, young, and relatable in animated media
>>143300459You can blame more white women entering the pop culture workforce as the core reason for why a lot of fictional ladies get made visually unappealing, especially race-swapped ones. The 50s to 80s had straight guys as casting directors, then towards the tail end of the 80s to the 2000s you had gay/bisexual men as casting directors. We're currently stuck with unappealing or ugly ladies because white female casting directors tend to be fucking landwhales or frumpy cat ladies so they pick women more ugly than them so they can feel better about themselves.The other problem is stuff like ESG and Blackrock but I'd argue that the gender of the casting directors has more weight: nobody cares about race swapping or genderswapping, just don't take away the sexy. And you can blame ugly white ladies for no sexy being allowed.
MM April isn't ugly she's just dressed like a homeless bum.
>>143300581>MM April isn't ugly
>>143293780Man i wish we could see an asian april in the future.
>>143300581She aint ugly, she's just unattractive by conventional beauty standards.
>>143300581You know what, I'll concede that MM April isn't ugly because even an "ugly" designed character can have appeal, but she's absolutely designed to be visually unappealing, and it's intentional whether it be corporate mandates (Nick demands high school relatable ordinary female lead) or creative choices (ugly white ladies being envious/petty/spiteful).>>143300459Max is proof that you can make a black nerd buddy to the teen superhero cute. Nick and the artists working on Turtles don't WANT April to be cute because it's not the 90s anymore where you had at least SOME straight white guys working in the industry on big IP. Now it's full of frumpy gross white/white-adjacent cat ladies who are racist and seethe at anyone remotely prettier than them.
>>143298993>DEIs are disgustingyeah, but your reaction to it is thoroughly enjoyable.
>>143298597Rise April isn't really "frumpy nerd"
>>143298477
>>143300659She still counts, if not for having a boring/forgettable design.Nu-Turtles is still fucked regardless, so is April.>Nick wants TMNT to be like Spider-Man (so April's role is undercut)>Blackrock demands race/sex swapping (which is fine to a point, black April is still a cute idea)>Female and racist ugly white artists/casting directors hate beauty/sexuality (WE ARE HERE: Unappealing Not-April and Also Black)
>>143298506Not even the point being made, dummy. Try again.
>>143300581
>>143298186>>143298423Her design sucks.It’s the type of character design I hate the most, unappealing and with way too much fucking detail. I honestly don’t know why they keep changing April’s design. It’s the perfect design, and not because it’s sexy btw. But because if you saw her color scheme a mile away you would know what you were looking at. It’s just a yellow and white jumpsuit, it’s so simple it’s perfect. It’s like Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Goku or Kaneda from Akira. It’s so damn simple that it’s become weirdly iconic. Why try to fix what isn’t broken?
>>143298423She is the most hated April and she will always be the most hated April, because it is human nature to be repulsed by ugly lardbuckets that look like they dumpster-dived for clothing.
>>143300581She fat.
>>143299303This genuinely looks like a man.
>>143299303WHERE ARE THE BOOBSWHERE ARE THE HIPS
>>143300902>She is the most hated April and she will always be the most hated AprilYou misclicked
>>143298993>DEItake your meds
>>1433011182003 won't be the most hated April.That would require remembering her.She's the forgettable one. 2023 is the one we wish we could forget.
>>1433014832012 is the forgettable one
>>143300581I just hate the insane amount of detail in her design, there’s too much going on. It’s the same issue I sometimes have with VivziePop’s deisgn
>>143298423
>>1433015062012 was in most eps of that show. 2003... hell, the writers forgot she existed half the time.
>>143301540>inb4 someone traces this with 80s April
>>143300676>projects his projection>when he openly admits he's upset no one talks about herlol
>>143300581Why not show her full face than?
>>143299540>Capcucks are BBC sissiesAs expected of pozzed AAA slurpers.
>>143301777Good Trips wasted.
I wanna be a turtle and FUCK April (1987)
>>143293780Best April is Shredder's revenge cause it's the best design but in sexy pixel form and she can be bound by enemies
More brown April.
>>143293780The underage one is hot.
>>143303323>Not underage>Fuck off adultfetish libtard
>>143302704>She should’ve been Irma, not April!>/co/
>>143300955This is how you know someone has been broken by this website.
>>143295332So fucking cute
>>143298423Its April O'Neil not Shaquwandra O'Nigger
>>143298423>Ape'ril O'Neil
>>143298423I think she's probably the ugliest character I've come across that (presumably) wasn't intended to be ugly, and I'm positively baffled that anyone would defend the decision.
>>143303485I prefer April O'Bese.
>>143303641
>>143294263And when April's mom showed up in 2012 they cast 80's April as her VA. Shame they didn't give her 80's April's huge...hair.
>>143294760Time Travel short had a super cute April in it.
>>143300733Nobody likes that design except people who need to learn to not be assholes on the internet (you).
>>143293780raph, mikey, and leo needs to fuck 2012 April in front of donney.
>>143303323It's nice to see an accurate depiction of an average black American female.
>>143293780
>>143298943bikini top should curve down and tow lines should be longer. just sayin'
>>143304492next drawthread should have her double dating her and Roger Rabbit and Jessica and the 4 TMNT :)
>>143303660link now
So we all talk about April fucking at least one turtle, but what would that result in? Like, they're already partly human, so what would adding more human DNA do for their offsprings?
2003 continues to be unrepresented.
>>143304138>Leaving Casey out of that listIt's like you're not even trying to traumatize Donnie.
>>143303641Not April O'rangutan?
Anyone else read Soul’s Winter?
>>143304630>we all talk about April fucking at least one turtle, but what would that result in?mutant syphilis with a dash of salmonella.
>>143305462Nope. I'm no racist, I just hate them turning April into a fat slob.
>>143305736I hate those designs
>>143305736Yes... I don't think I understood it...
>>143297177I think it's because they look like they're standing at attention
>>143298993>DEIDude, you are so fucking wrong. Use DIE. Never live that shit down >>143300658>>143301133OMG, slay fellow transisters!
>>143298186
>>143299303>Chopped off her tits.Fucking monkey's paw. You were so fucking close. We ain't even asking for great big honkers but stretch the cloth at least a little bit!
>>143301118Geez anon, lying isn't going to help your case.
>>143303336Fuck off with your "post-minor" projection faggot.
>>143301900They lose their shit every time KoF is mentioned
The one time TMNT April looked half decent.
>>143306716Can you stop spamming multiple requests in every drawthread of your painfully generic waifu
>>143306716artstyle looks like it's from the ben 10 alien force series.
>>143299560POSE FOR THE FANS
>>143299898Jokes on you I'm into that shit.
>>143306954I will never accept a non redhead April no matter how hard they try.
"Hi Anon."
>>14330696887's hair is more brown.
April? Why are you hanging out with Lupin?
>>143307067Better pay.How else could she dress like this?
>>143293780One of them is underage
>>143307093If she was a teenager in 2012, that means she is an adult now.
>>143307086Does that mean Fujiko hangs out with the turtles for awhile?
>>143307138That would be a great Lupin the third crossover where one of the treasures is either a kraang or mystic artifact. That would go great with the 2003 turtles and splinter hearing about lupin’s grandfather from his old master.
>>143307093And?
>>143307138Yes but Splinter keeps her on her best behavior since she's around teenagers
>>143307161>potential history between Goemon and the Foot Clan
>>143293780>the girl that was initially your love interest is now mainly drawn fucking turtlesThe absolute state of Casey Jones.
Oh hey, Manateeanon noticed the thread.>>143306759>Can you stop spamming multiple requests in every drawthread of your painfully generic waifuTHANK you.
>>143307617At least he'll always have the porn parody
>>143307617Casey and 80s April were never an item, anyway. 80s April is strictly for turtles
>>143307725
>>143307748And Shredder
>>143303660Anyone have a link for this?
>>143300459/pol/ would throw a shitfit over Max if Batman Beyond aired today>Dyed short haired black girl who's not only the smartest person in school, but figures out batman's identity on her own?
>>143308572Those people had more important things than children's cartoons at the time.
>>143294998So is Matsu-sensei, Graphite_Knight and SepiaScribe all the same artist or what? What is his main if so and what's with the alts? I get when people who draw different art have a few handles, but it's all huge-boobed girls with him.
>>143308590No they didn't.
>>143307392The comic April should be the unripe banana.
And one time a cooked banana
>>143308686Pretty sure the creators said this was some sort of technical or miscommunication issue where she looked a lot less dark in the master. Maybe the colorists just assumed she's black because of the weave.
>>143308686This is a well known and acknowledged error on the colorist's part.
>>143308686sexxx, why couldn't she look like this in mutant mayhem?
>>143303323My mother who is an older black woman, Vanessa Williams type, looked at this and seethed when I told her this was suppose to be a teen and not a 70 year old woman.
>>143308727>>143308754Am aware I just think its funny
ENTER.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQNZcBTOgt8
>>143308987umm gross
Who had the TMNT TCG?
>>143298186I like her. She was a fun character. It was a different take on April that I didn't mind.
April 'Leg-o-Rama' O'Neil
>>143306968Okey dokey
>>143309069Sorry, no blacks.
>>143308812The whole point of the character in mutant mayhem was that she was an outcast. If she looked like a supermodel then that would defeat the entire point of the character.
>>143309087Sorry, I’ll post whatever I wish.
>>143308812Because attractive women make fat hags screech about unrealistic depictions.
>>143309099>The whole point of the character in mutant mayhem was that she was an outcast.But that's not April O'Neil.>If she looked like a supermodel then that would defeat the entire point of the character.Hurr, durr, you have to be terminally uggo to not fit in.
>>143300581You're right. She's not ugly, she's repugnantly hideous.
>>143309069How does she look with different hairstyles?
>>143301118What's wrong with this version?
>>143293780I really like this artstyle.
>>143309164>But that's not April O'Neil.What is April O'Neil if not the news reporter with the inside scoop on 4 teenage sewer dwelling reptilian ninja styled vigilantes?I'm more disgusted by the current trend of depicting Splinter as a fraud that teaches the turtles ninjistu via VHS tapes and completely erasing all ties to Hamato Yoshi.
>>143309164It’s a multiverse. April o-Neil isn’t supposed to be a literal teenaged half-alien but that’s what we got in 2012 because multiverse. April can be anything. The original April wasn’t a reporter. What was 2003 April? > Hurr, durr, you have to be terminally uggo to not fit in.The question was why didn’t she look like a literal supermodel. If you look like a supermodel in high school people will find ways to include you in shit no matter how dorky or whatever you are. Akso, being below average in terms of conventional attractiveness very much helps you not be in the in-crowd. You gave to work way harder to sit with the cool kids.
>>143309173I could probably change it. I’m not the original artist but what hairstyle do you have in mind
Damn it feels good to be an 80s April chad and know that she'll forever be relevant and loved whereas all the other ones are either completely irrelevant or intensely despised.
>>143301426oral sex
>>143304630that must burn.>So we all talk about April fucking at least one turtleno, that's just you and the rest of your discord
>>143304630They are probably sterile or incompatible with humans. Plus turtle dicks look like gross mushrooms.
>>143309181She has the presence of air.
>>143309069Hideous edits aren't a gotcha.
>>143308812>why couldn't she look like this in mutant mayhem?and sexualize a teenager? in current year???suicide.>>143308828>My mother who is an older black woman, Vanessa Williams typewhich one?>>143309233>If you look like a supermodel in high school people will find ways to include you in shit no matter how dorky or whatever you are. Akso, being below average in terms of conventional attractiveness very much helps you not be in the in-crowd. You gave to work way harder to sit with the cool kids.tl;dr no one cares.none of April's high school drama was relevant to the Turtles story in any significant way. how she looked was not the focus of her story. she could literally have been drawn as Ice Spice and still been a pukey asocial weirdo stalking warehouses for criminal activity. how MM April looks was a conscious decision but not in service of the story. You can look at the concept art for Mayhem April to see where the intent really was meant to go.
>>143309532The one that was Miss America 1984
>>143309272This
>>143306581>Gwen and Kevin ripped this off
>>143309532>and sexualize a teenager? in current year???>suicide.They could have modeled her after Ayo Edebiri, the adult woman who voiced her, and also made her an adult. At least then she wouldn't have looked like Carl from Aqua Teen.
>>143304593>>143308400>>143308987https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOuSCfJgpd8&list=PL7U4xX21oicx-_69mM2aDvGAT1euXGef2&index=2Easily the best of the Nick shorts, shame we didn't get more in this style. Captain April a cute.
>>143309164>>The whole point of the character in mutant mayhem was that she was an outcast.These days being a conventionally attractive white chick IS the outcast. She should have been the only hot bitch in an uggo school and they all judge her for being stuck up or something when she isn't. That would be an actual subversion. Having all the poor broke ass niggas be the bad guys and shitting on her for having basic manners and shit.
>>143309099The point is that she wanted to be popular and famous after humiliating herself and then got her wish by forcing her way onto a live news channel. Just like how the turtles only tried to save the city because they wanted to be popular and accepted, and then decided they should do it because it's right, and then became popular and accepted anyways and got everything they wanted because the lesson of the movie is that you should always chase glory and fame, because that's the fastest way to make people like you and ignore your faults.
>>143309902No, the lesson of the movie was Magneto is wrong and selling out your own kind in exchange for acceptance as second-class token status is The Dream™.
>>143309772>These days being a conventionally attractive white chick IS the outcastYeah, girls built like Taylor Swift are total outcasts
>>143310961Tay has no tits at all. A white chick like 80s April with fat milkers would never be allowed to be a main character in current year.
>>143311064She's white (in the lore)
>>143306209I like em. I like when mutants have an actual reason to be screamed at, the Turtles usually look more goofy than freaky
>>143311064Anyone else think Francesca would make a great live action April?
>>143309233>The original April wasn’t a reporter.She was a living ink drawing brought to life by a Jack Kirby expy with a magic crystal.
>>143309069>Had to resort to AIslopWhy do you guys keep thinking we won't notice the deformed hands if their hands are on their hips?
>>143311746Man, she really...filled out, huh?
>>143311746Not really. She only has "white woman" in common. Even her facial features are different.
>>143311720God I wish Akabur would do porn games where the male in the equation wasn't a deformed goblin man of some variety.
>>143309233I'd argue that fundamentally the reason why April worked originally (and why future versions worked) was a simple "beauty and the beasts" thing. People liked the idea of having these freakish monsters and having a beautiful woman hanging out with them. You can put some different spins on her backstory, but ultimately she's their human friend that can go and do things that they can't do... and who looks good while doing it. Beauty and the Beasts.Deciding to make her a fat slob with a hobo's wardrobe is the epitome of trying to skate uphill.
>>143309772Found the audience for that stupid Heathers TV show.Ugly fatso April is a stupid idea.The idea that attractive people are outcasts in schools is also stupid.
>>143306716I like seeing a not fucked up/Brundlefly-ed Baxter
>>143311921It's a shame.I mostly read their "The mating season" comic.
>>143309532> how she looked was not the focus of her storyIt was PART of her story. Her story is that she was an outcast. Part of that outcast stew was her appearance. I don’t care about what people fucking “care about”, dude. I’m just explaining that her appearence helps communicate her story at a glance in the way that a man in a lab coat and stethoscope is recognized as being a doctor. You want to make a story where someone clearly looks like a supermodel but is an outcast? Go right the fuck ahead. But that’s not what these guys were going for. > MM April looks was a conscious decision but not in service of the story. It’s a conscious decision to make a character that one would believe to be unpopular, jackass.
>>143309213>What is April O'Neil if not the news reporter with the inside scoop on 4 teenage sewer dwelling reptilian ninja styled vigilantes?A lab assistant and antique shop owner that's secretly a drawing brought to life.
>>143312145There are other ways to communicate that a character is a weirdo than making them look like Carl Brutananadilewski and having them puke repeatedly. Nothing about April's iconic yellow jumpsuit design says she hangs out in sewers and eats pizza with a bunch of mutants, but that's what she does.
>>143311866I didn’t make or generate the image. Someone noted that he will not accept April not being a redhead in response to that picture, so I I edited the image and made her a little darker. I CAN draw what I think a proper black April would look like and it wouldn’t be like that image. The representation in that picture is basically a white woman with dark skin. The original could have easily been an Italian woman or something. That’s why I darkened her skin a little.
>>143312243> Carl BrutananadilewskiMM April isn’t even that ugly. She’s like some mix of below average that might be fun to cum in her face in the broom closet and cute personality-wise.And sure, there are other ways of doing a lot of things, but what’s the easiest way? I keep hearing about what could be done but nobody’s telling me what it is. Complaining about something with no solution is basically whining. >>143311922Ultimately April is the turtles human ally. As long as April is an ally that can act in the open then it qualifies. Next April could be a man and that would still be valid. Next turtles could be four humans living in a world of mutants that have to wear turtle costumes and April could be a mutant. Still valid.
>>143312375>she's just their allyNo. Do not try to gaslight people into thinking it was just because she was a "helpful friend." She stuck around because it was the 80s, and people weren't afraid of admitting that it helped to have an attractive woman in a book/movie/show. Even when she was providing no help to the boys she stuck around, because hey, that character is nice to see. The megacorp owners certainly could make the next April a man, or an ugly potbellied pig, or the name of the Turtles' van. We can't stop them.But don't kid yourself as to why the character took off in the first place: people liked having an attractive woman hanging out with the weird freakish heroes. Any attempt to have an April that isn't attractive is just plain retarded, trying to go against the grain simply out of some weird-ass desire to do things the wrong way.
>>1433125092012 April is a kid and seems to have been decently received.
>>1433125312012 April is an attractive teenager that spawned enough porn that if you printed it out you'd kill a forest.
Never has a character proven how truly racist one fanbase can be.
>>143312668
>>143312375>MM April isn’t even that ugly.It's notable that she's the only character in the entire movie with a symmetrical face, but her proportions are fucking attrocious and no amount of>but it's my style!!excuses the faggot art director who thought this shit looked good.
>>143312375>And sure, there are other ways of doing a lot of things, but what’s the easiest way? Through body language, clothing, dialog, interactions. Giving her a potato body doesn't communicate that she's a weirdo. Her outfit says she's a hipster. Maybe a middle aged woman. Maybe homeless, at a stretch. It does not communicate anything clearly. They couldn't say anything with this character design, which is why most promotional shots of her feature her holding a notebook which implies... Writing? Poetry? Study? You want her to look like an outcast weirdo? Don't dress her like she has an opinion on current fashion trends. Don't give her elaborate overdone hair and giant hipster glasses. Give her braces and broken glasses. Give her beat up clothing that looks like hand-me-downs. Give her some fucking "The truth is out there" nerd t-shirt. Put her in the anime club and have her help the turtles because that's just like one of her favorite series. They want to pretend like anime is a central plot point in this shitty movie, so lean into it properly. It's really not that fucking hard.>I keep hearing about what could be done but nobody’s telling me what it is. Complaining about something with no solution is basically whining.Unconditionally defending something because random assholes on the internet didn't give you a 12 point presentation about their marketing research and current trends that illustrate how their plan to replace a character they have no control over is pedantic faggotry. "Give me a real answer or I will engage my thought terminating defense" is not a valid excuse for shoddy artistry and design.
>>143295604The ninja Turtles visit their BFF Spider Jerusalem
>>143298423Never seen a post that was so able to get the reaction from cuckpoltards they intended
>>143308590Yeah, like learning cursive and Multiplication
>>143309757
>>143313148>They want to pretend like anime is a central plot point in this shitty movie, so lean into it properly.Attack on Titan existing in the TMNT universe was more integral to the plot of Mutant Mayhem than April looking like a bag lady.
>>143309059TMNT III is over hated. I like it more than Secret of the Ooze
>>143313585They’re both shit.
>>143312979>who thought this shit looked goodThe entire film and every character in it has a gross, grotesque Garbage Pail Kids style of art direction to it that is meant to appeal to kids who aren't horny 40 year old coomers mad that April isn't an anime porn star with massive milk jugs sloshing all over the screen. It's a party (You) aren't invited to. Bring your kids to watch or fuck off back to your offender registered corner.If they wanted you to nut they'd have made April trans like they did Spider Gwen.
>>143313913But I want my son to grow balls by watching a sexy April like I did when I was his age.
>>143313930Then you shoulda held on to those old VHS tapes and stick with the classics.
>>143313913The whole fucking movie looks repulsive and you reflexively jump to>ur just mad you can't masturbate to giant tits!Like the disingenuous faggot that you are.
>>143309087What about the greens, huh? Answer me THAT, Green Lantern
>>143314840Them neither.
>>143306465kek
>>1432937802003 TMNT is the only good TMNT
Wrong
>>143314361>The whole fucking movie looks repulsiveYes, that is the point. Yet somehow it's not Splinter or Baxter or Genghis you disingenuous faggots are shitting your Depends over but a black fat teen April. Sad.
>>143316055>names 3 characters that always looked goofy/ugly
>>143312979"Eehhh, turtle man"
>>143316055>why are you only talking about April in a April threadLMAO
>>143306664full pic pls
>>143316308>Splinter always looks goofyFalse.
>>143310961>Taylor SwiftI said attractive anon.
>>143293780Abril
>>143309213>What is April O'Neil if not the news reporter with the inside scoop on 4 teenage sewer dwelling reptilian ninja styled vigilantes?When was the last time you saw an ugly newswoman with anxiety?Part of the hiring process for reporters is to hire attractive or at least pleasant looking people to put in front of the camera so viewers are more likely to tune in. This is especially true of local news stations.MM April doesn't work as a reporter because nobody would actually hire her looking like that. She'd be destined for a job behind the camera which isn't the character. MM April has the face and body for article journalism. Not TV cameras.
>>143298423Fat ugly woman makes everyone seethe.
April bumpers
>>143311922>I'd argue that fundamentally the reason why April worked originally (and why future versions worked) was a simple "beauty and the beasts" thing. People liked the idea of having these freakish monsters and having a beautiful woman hanging out with them. You can put some different spins on her backstory, but ultimately she's their human friend that can go and do things that they can't do... and who looks good while doing it. Beauty and the Beasts.This. It's also the reason that Elisa Maza existed in Gargoyles.
>>143318752Gargoyles aren't ugly.
>>143309187Ones like these don't really work, women don't really have breast envy the way moids are obsessed over who has the bigger penis
>>143317750>MM April has the face and body for article journalism. Not TV cameras.
