It could have worked out.
Candy saw what a wimp he was when he broke down like a fag and needed her to save himAnd that's on top of Dipper being a toxic incel. Imagine hating an incel for being toxic and then you need to SAVE their weak schlubby ass as well on top of that. Pathetic.
>>143245525>Choosing a dorky chink over a rich hot blondeNo, Dipper has common sense, the choice was obvious.
>>143245545This. Actual Quote:>"Plus, after seeing you flee that spider like a baby, I kind of lost interest."Dipper's a betamale and Candy knows it.
>>143245552there was no choice, they didn't get together. By next summer Pacifica will have fucked one of her millions of much more eligible boyfriends at school
>>143245552The Tootie is always better than the Trixie.
>>143245525Maybe if they didn't set it up when there was only 4 episodes left in the show, sure.On that note, I think this episode wouldn't have gotten as much hate if it had came earlier in the show's run. Not after Into the Bunker AND Northwest Manor Mystery.
>>143245562I’d say Dipper was the one who dodged a bullet.
>>143245525I always felt like the way Alex handled this particular ship was weirdly hostile and aggressive, to the point where he made easily the worst episode in the entire series just to shit on it.The point of these sort of ship teases is to give hints, but never really provide a definitive answer. He was doing this for Wendy (obviously) and Pacifica (whom had NO chemistry or positive interaction with Dipper until midway through season 2) but for some reason he took exception to Candy. Knowing Alex's mentality, he probably thinks WMAF couples are associated with the alt-right or some other shit.
>>143245525no woman would ever want a loser like dipper
This is why anime is beating us
>>143245684Manga currently has unironic cuckold fantasies on their stories, Owari da.
>>143245783Oh god- the entirety of doujin threads have to SPECIFY “no NTR”, it’s just madness. I really can’t fathom why the anime mind craves that content so, so much. Why???
It still blows my mind that season 2 had not one but TWO episodes that felt like they were specifically intended to be "fuck you, shippers" episodes. At least Into the Bunker had more going on than Wendy shooting down Dipper but Roadside Attraction is so mean spirited.At least Northwest Mansion Mystery played with the ship fuel in a positive way, though Padippica is my least favorite ship from the show.
>>143245808Low self-esteem.And as crazy as it sounds, it is less harmful than the revenge fantasy sour grapes stories you also see often in animanga.Anime was a mistake.
>>143245808Because otaku/weebs are all beta males who will never touch a woman, and so their minds have been twisted and perverted into getting off on never touching a woman.
>>143245584Tootie actually had a character and unique personality though. Candy for some reason became Korean Mabel and was pretty boring, even Grenda had better jokes.
>>143245808I am the fat ugly bastard irl.
>>143245808western r34 has just as much if not more ntr made, but western media isn't as sexually open as /a/ so there's less or no times it actually comes up in discussion of the real thing the r34 is based off of.It's just an unfortunate, if omnipresent, vocal minority on both sides.
>>143245525I'm still kinda mad
>>143245877Tootie being an uggo and annoying doesnt make her unique.
>>143246276She actually has a whole angle of sibling abuse though on top of her crush, which unironically makes her more thought out than most of Hacklet Balds characters
>>143246276Tootie is cute i'll fight youcaptcha: 4PvPg
>>143245852It was another case of Alex the manlet getting too big for his britches. You could actually hear him sniffing his own farts whenever he went on one of his "Dipper is too young to understand love" tirades. Baldlex actually thought this was some sort of groundbreaking angle to take on the whole situation and I feel like it was his way of subtlety giving Phineas and Ferb the finger (see how that played out long term) for all its shipper teasing shenanigans with characters that were just as young as Dipper. If Ferb could get Vanessa why couldn't Dipper get Wendy? Because that isn't LE REAL? Go fuck yourself with the film reels to your growing many failed pilots you grubby little hack.
Shippers are mentally ill.
>>143246340What's in her backpack? I don't remember if she ever took anything from it
>>143246452Condoms and tampons.
I'm grateful we got one shot of Candy's feet.
>>143246449Good evening, Alexander.
>>143245552seriously its not even up for debate
Bump
>>143246484
Dipper and Pacifica worked much better. Especially when you factor in the fact that whatever girl he eventually fucked Mabel would eventually worm her way into a threesome with them.
>>143245525Dipper has nothing to apologize for, he didn't even want to be with her.It's wrong for him to use tricks to talk to girls, but it's okay if girls do the same?
>>143245525It's been like 10 years, but that episode where they acted like him being outgoing and getting girl's numbers was slutty behavior... well, that was a deranged episode, right? It's not just me?
>>143245545>>143245552Mabel was way way hornier, then dipper, he just needs to wait till later in life.
>>143247853Emma Sue = Emmy C?I always had a sneaking suspicion her and Dana had a hand in this episode, even if they weren't on the credits.
>>143247853Emma Sue should've been endgame
>>143247966It was a terrible episode, felt like filler for s1
>>143248204She and Yarnball Girl mog most of the female cast of the show.
>>143247853are you kidding? if this girl had braces, it would basically be Mabel.also, is she wearing skin-coliured socks?
>>143248245She had great rapport with Dipper too and for all "Dipper is himself around Pacifica" discussion he's an even better version when he was talking with her. We were robbed>>143248269She looks more like a Californian Pacifica if Dipper and Mabel went back home and met her near the beaches
>>143245552Based Dipcifica chad
>>143250012
>>143250057A good ship
>>143247860Wrong way around, Paz would be the one worming into a threesome with mild blackmail
>>143250611
>>143245525He got something better
>>143250761he didn't "get" her though, they're not a thing. Pacifica's gonna fuck a million boyfriends in school while Dipper's gonna be sitting at the incel table in California
>>143250785t. seething candy
Dipper is only for one girl anyways.
>>143246484>>143247840>Dipcifica Chad's stealing this thread like Pacifica stole Dipper from the gook and the hagPottery
Dipper self inserters are pathetic
>>143251835Alex is the OG Bald and Bankrupt
>>143251422Best ship
>>143251876Alex is a hack
>>143251835>>143251876>>143252481Where the fuck is Bikini Cowboy 2?
>>143245525PLEASE FUCK OFF
>>143245525Eh Pacifica better and actually sees the chad and loser in dipper. While Candy kind of was the writers voice for degrading dipper for doing what Mabel basically does all summer lol.
>>143252584Nah Dipper is a fucking loser the show says so itself: >>143245562 >>143245664
>>143252625See >>143252584>Eh Pacifica better and actually sees the chad and loser in dipper.
>>143252625What's with the sudden dipper hate he's like one of the last good male mc in cartoons.>>143252672Yeah that's why dipper was great he was a loser but knew when to stand up for himself and others. Like the gideon finale fight in S1, he really stood up for his friends and what he thought was right but he was also a know it all and anxious loser at times.
>>143253322>What's with the sudden dipper hate he's like one of the last good male mc in cartoons.There's always been a Dipper hate-dom, especially on /co/. I've no real idea why. Maybe it's because there's so many people who self-insert as Dipper, kinda like Marco>t. I self insert as Dipper
>>143253322he was a shit-tier excuse for an "mc" and a beta, the only reason he was around was to roll over like a dog for Candy and Wendy and Mabel and tell them how awesome they are. Not cool, not funny, not entertaining, just a schlubby weak willed faggot
>>143253322>Yeah that's why dipper was great he was a loser but knew when to stand up for himself and others. Like the gideon finale fight in S1, he really stood up for his friends and what he thought was right but he was also a know it all and anxious loser at times.Dipper was the best character, he deserved a better sister than Mabel
>>143253568yeah he was legit so pathetic lol>almost every episode is him being helpless and needing to beg Candy or Mabel or Wendy to save him>episode where Dipper gets beaten up by that videogame man because he's afraid of Robbie beating him up, then Robbie picks Dipper up his shirt and prepares to punch Dipper and Dipper just starts crying like a weak fag>spends the entire series simping for Wendy and Wendy getting him to do all kinds of shit for her, only to reject him and fuck Robbie instead. Dipper then has to apologise to Wendy and later Candy for daring to think he has a chance
imagine liking this cuck
>>143253857Even a scrawny fag like Robbie could beat Dipper up and fuck Pacifica, Dipper would probably apologise to Pacifica afterwards because it's his fault for being such a loser
>>143245783I have a strong feeling you could find something comparable in modern comics.
>>143253857>>143253881Dipper bagged the richest girl in Gravity Falls, he'll be fine
>>143253913You can.>Superman listened to his wife lois getting fucked by another man, and also Superman's mom got ressurected temporarily just to get fucked by Lobo and die immediately afterwards>Catwoman left Batman at the altar then immediately had sex with a new OC man, then came back to Gotham and betrayed Bruce and yet he still simps for her>Mary Jane has been fucking and sucking another man called "Paul" for years and Spider-man is endlessly butthurt about it, even has two shots of her waking up naked next to him, all of his other love interests are still being passed around by different menI could go on.
>>143253931no he didn't, he left gravity falls and she didn't even pass him a look. She'll be fucking one of her many eligible boyfriends in highschool while Dipper's back in California asking Mabel if she wants to play Nintendo Switch
>>143253931Robbie would beat Dipper up and take Pacifica for himself, and Dipper would cry and roll over and tell Candy she's the best lol. If she's not already fucking a boyfriend in highschoolThat's just how he is in canon.
There is a deranged amount of seething in this thread keep it up
>>143254269Dipper is a gentle soul made for romantic dates with Wendy, the fact he's not a gigachad asshole who pump and dumps every girl he meets makes anons seethe.
>>143254321you mean Robbie, since Wendy canonically fucked Robbie countless times, and Dipper never scored even once with Robbie's sloppy seconds in his entire life
>>143254269I hate wendipfags
>>143254269immediately before Pacifica fucks Robbie, and Dipper rolls over like a bitch and does nothing (and probably cries and begs Robbie not to beat him up again lol)
>>143254344>dipper had to hear robbie and wendy fuck in the backrooms of the mystery shack when she was on break
>>143254421what a fucking loser lmao
>>143254518At least he got Pacifica, not all that bad
>>143252481>the x-acto knifekeki told you guys this shit was part of /gfg/ lore looong before the luke thing
>>143254913I miss /gfg/
>>143253857Good thing the gb threads finally give some value to the character!
>>143245545You are trying to hard, dude.
>>143245808>Anime MindIt’s SEAfags and chinks. It’s the end result of them killing most of the female babies born for a couple decades (this has had huge impacts - there are more men alive today than women, despite men tending to die earlier from natural causes and work in industries with much higher morbidity rates, solely because they killed so many baby girls). And it’s further promoted here in the west because (((porn producers))) use it to incorporate race shit
Pacifica is a WHORE Dipper would NEVER love her!
>>143248269>if this girl had braces, it would basically be Mabel.now we know why Dipper was so drawn to her
We need more wholesome WenDip to offset all this unwholesome cuckery and incest.
>>143253495I don't self insert as him lol, but I like him as a mc. Never would have thought he had a hate-dom guess it just depends on the time. I feel remember so much chad dipper /co/ art. So guess it's been enough time the haters are more prominent. >>143253568To be fair I liked dipper and he had his moments but they also did have agendas at times to make him look weak or dumb. I feel that's why I like him though he's the last non pussy mc as he at least had some balls compared to crybaby males that are exactly like you said but no backbone at times.>>143253765Seems we have all three opinions here kek. An you aren't wrong really more like some of the writers had a agenda like the dating ep where they made him seem like a scumbag when mabel does that the whole show.
>>143256755>the writers had a agenda like the dating ep where they made him seem like a scumbag when mabel does that the whole show.Writers definitely favored Mabel. It's been 8 years and I still can't believe it was never revealed to everyone that she was the one who gave Bill the rift, if it was Dipper it would've definitely been mentioned
>>143245525I will ALWAYS hate the manlet hack for sinking my crackship. ALWAYS>>143245545get off of /co/ alex>>143245552He shouldve fucked candy, pacificia, and his hot sister too>>143245562God i wanna pummel the writers of roadside attraction into a coma
I find it funny that Dipper being put in dangerous situations that are caused by other people that he had to try and fix with the help of others is being labeled a loser by other losers. Holy shit the team at Disney really hates boys.
>>143256755>he's the last non pussy mcIs Marco a pussy? I don't really feel like he is, and he was after Dipper.He was also one of the last male MCs Disney had.
>>143245552Anons need to grow up to understand this.
>>143245562Textbook saving face, come on man.
>>143255794pinecest is top tier. no one fucks like Mabel.
>>143257340Weren't they the same time, also bro marco is one of the biggest pussies in cartoon. Just harem and chad cope that has made you forget, bro wore a dress like 4 different times. An characters like Janna treated him like a bitch the whole show and no one respected him half the times.>>143256862True really I like mabel but they really made it known who they preferred. At least they did the comic to apologize and give her potential to change and grow.
>>143256862>It's been 8 years and I still can't believe it was never revealed to everyone that she was the one who gave Bill the rift, if it was Dipper it would've definitely been mentionedI was really shocked at this too. I thought for sure Bill would've mentioned it to try and cause conflict between Dipper and Mabel. The finale really fumbled on some things.>>143257386True, real chads know Dipcifica is best ship.
>>143257206>Holy shit the team at Disney really hates boys.It's on Alex, leftoid hack
>>143257706>bro wore a dress like 4 different times.I guess I forgot about that, I haven't really interacted with anything from the show in awhile besides the piles of really good StarCo porn. It makes him look better.>>143257532Pinecest is only popular because of Doublepines, it doesn't make sense at all
Dipcifica > Wendip > Candip > Pincest is the objectively correct ranking
>>143245545god i wish i had a girl like that
>>143247840>javisuzumiyaCringe.
>>143247853Emma Sue a cute
>>143250761They stole the big head joke from Invader ZimAlex is a shameless hack
>>143254421Sounds like great fap material>t. Voyeurchad
>>143258429Why is Dipper such a fucking midget? Jesus, Wendy is only 2 years older than him. God I hate Alex.Captcha: AVAG
>>143259475>Why is Dipper such a fucking midget? Jesus, Wendy is only 2 years older than him.I never understood why the characters like Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, Candy, and Grenda were so short compared to characters like Wendy and Robbie. 12-13 year olds aren't that much shorter than 15-16 years olds. What makes it weirder too is Gideon I believe was supposed to be around 10, yet he's nearly the same height as all the 12-13 year olds even though they're portrayed as being half the size of the 15-16 year olds. The animators are fucking retards.
>>143245664Mabel can’t even imagine living without him. She’d rather the world get destroyed than have him leave.
>>143245684What is Rent A Girlfriend?
>>143254024Robbie would get his ass beat and throw in jail for going after a 13 year old when he’s 16.
All this talk of Dipper getting cucked and humilated reminds me of this one fic I read on AO3 where Mabel and her friends all run a train on him while he squeals and whines like a little bitch boy, and then Wendy arrives and dominates him too.
>>143259927>She’d rather the world get destroyed than have him leave.I'm mad to this day Bill didn't tell the other Pines Mabel gave him the rift. I know he tricked her, but still.
>>143245562>>143245545do you think she would have soaked her panties if she saw him throw a punch at bill
>>143260111No, I think she’d laugh at how weak and pathetic he is that he just runs away from Bill crying
>>143259950First Robbie is 15, Second noone has ever gone to jail for a two year agegap as a teenager, gravity falls has brainwashed you
>>143260020Getting dommed by a bunch of hot girls doesn't make you a cuck or humiliated. It makes you a Bottom Chad.
>>143259540>>143259475Wendy's supposed to be tall for her age, but they didn't make her much different then the other teenagers.
>>143260285Exactly my point. Why are characters only 2-3 years younger than them like a foot shorter?
To be honest on the topic of ages and stuff I feel the writers made Mabel way too childish from her age sometimes, Mabel's bubble world seemed like something a 7 year old would like not a girl that's about to turn 13
>>143260492She's a little slow.
>>143260501Kek it tracks, Mabel is probably the biggest retard on the show
>>143260492She's got a touch o' the ol' autism.
>>143260606Her creativity and craftiness disproves this. She's unironically just quirky. I'd say it's actually Grenda with her retard strength.
>>143260703>Grenda with her retard strength.Grenda has gotta be a tranny or something with that man voice and body type
>>143260492Alex infantilized Mabel big time. Honestly it probably would've made more sense if Mabel was a year or two younger than Dipper instead of his twin based on her behavior.>>143260617Most of the characters on the show seem autistic in some way desu.
>>143260201>bill necklaceKys Billdipfag
>>143247853Corn Maze girl makes me WOAHEmma Sue makes me OUHHHYarnball girl makes me OOOOOOLog Land girl makes me UUUUUGHCandy makes me YYUUUUMMM>>143247966It was the closest to him being a player they could have him be without it being unrealistic to his character and too horny like if he made out with all of them
>>143250611I read it as "Pacifica has some good insides"
>>143250785Stop Candy posting it was confirmed by the creator that he got with her>>143251835Has anyone drawn a balding Dipper to match hirsch?
>>143261045>Has anyone drawn a balding Dipper to match hirsch?Yeah someone posted one over in the hate-thread that's going for 2010s male protags >>143243694
>>143260737>Grenda has gotta be a tranny or something with that man voice and body typeGrenda and the way she's written/voice acted is a character that wouldn't exist in a show made today, because of this.
>still seething
>>143245525>>143245562A kid has his life threatened by a cannibal monster>Eww, helping others turns me off. Boys have to save me and take care of me, NOT the other way; and he can never talk to another girl. I'm the important one, even if we are not dating and have not shown interest in me. Didn't you know?Vainy bitch would have been scared too.>>143245584Not even close,Tootie wouldn't think less of TImmy if he saw him get scared and run to save his life, and she would do anything to help him.
>>143245808men are becoming weaker and more estrogenized. a bunch of fetishes have taken advantage of that. femdom, shemales, NTR, it's all the same thing. Internalized misandry and low T.
>>143247955... technically, yes. but that's not what the episode was saying. they're presenting male interest in females as assault.in reality, it's like the black market, a direct result of a failure in the intended supply of resources.Women are supposed to hit on men. aggressively. We are made to be admired and macked on, and they are obsessed with visuals. We don't notice their outfits or anything, they notice ours. it's just nature. We love being praised, they shy away from it.But women are too scared now, they never hit on us. So we have to pick up the slack, and it's unpleasant for both of us.
>>143250785incest* tablefixed that for you
>>143257532they fit each other perfectly.>>143256315wendip and pinecest are the best. and combining the two.
>>143259475jew genes vs lumberjack genes. their kids will probably be a nice healthy medium>>143259540>>143260285yeahhh they really dropped the ball there. and when we went back in time 10 years 5 year old Wendy was tiny and riding a bigwheel like a toddler.
>>143245525It really could have, couldn't it?
>>143258429Yeah but again he's mostly chadded up in porn, also vice versa. Some peeps really lean into the femboy/feminized vibe. Really you almost have to headcanon these newer male mcs now.
>>143261480the cutest
>>143245963>western r34 has just as much if not more ntr madeWestern ntr is blacked, that says enough about ntr enjoyers from anywhere.
>>143260020haha that sounds awful, you got a link?
>could have worked outChildren don't "work out", OP.
>>143261480Anons mad that Dipcifica is pretty much canon
>>143262761Look up "Dipper's Slumber Party Strip Tease" on AO3.
How come when it's a GF thread about any other girl it stays up for days, but when it's about Pacifica it gets nuked in under 5 minutes?What did janny mean by this?
>>143263298Jannies are seething wendipfags
>>143263327I... I like the jannies?
>>143263298Tranny jannies self-insert as Mabel because her hideous voice actress said something mildly pro-trans once
>>143263344>her hideous voice actressThis is just cope and seethe, Kristen Schaal is hot
>>143245552Pacifica became a waitress(less than even a wagie lmao) after her mansion got blown up so they're on the same level of financial stability by the end
>>143253568>>143253766I'm starting to become concerned that this extreme animosity has roots in some sort of fetish.You guys are acting weird.
>>143263374that was just a dumb scrapped idea, she was still rich in the final episode but they had to sell off the mansion. She still has a pony, buys expensive gifts, does upper-class photoshoots in the comic.
>>143262816Lazy brats.No wonder childhood obesity is so prevalent nowadays.
>>143263374This >>143263495 maybe she just gets a part time job if anything to keep herself busy
>>143263495It really was a great idea and it's a shame they dropped it.The humbled rich brat is an underrated trope.
>>143263637>>143263960They should have made it to be her rumspringa in the family.
>>143264104Her rumspringa will be when she marries Dipper. Her parents will sperg that out she didn't marry a rich man.
This episode would’ve been good if it treated Stan’s advice as positive. He actually gave Dipper good advice, and
Pacifica and her family's only role on the show was to portray rich white people as le bad, and she was deservingly stripped of her wealth and having it given to the town bum, as accordance to Hirsch's left-leaning Trotskyite leanings, at the end of the series.
>>143245525Why are shippers unable to let it go and move on?
All this relationship bullshit was handled badly and never really build up to anything, Wendip was kinda cute but they ended it in a stupid way and then even threw shit in your face by comparing two teens dating to a teen fucking a toddler.
>>143264332I think Wendip was supposed to be more of a "first crush that didn't work out" relationship then endgame. Dipper even eventually gets over Wendy and from the comics and Journal 3 book seems like he has a crush on Pacifica.
>>143245552Pacifica better fit Dipper's snarky sense of humor and she kind of got him in a way Wendy and Candy didn't. She's a rich brat but he brings her down to earth and vice versa. Pacifica was able to make Dipper normal about his autistic mysteries for a few minutes and actually talked to him unlike everyone else who just kind of makes fun of him.
>>143264533>Pacifica was able to make Dipper normal about his autistic mysteries for a few minutes and actually talked to himNo she wasn’t and no she didn’t. This really sounds like you’re writing a bunch of fanfiction about their “relationship” (standing next to eachother in 1 episode) to cope with the fact Dipper’s a loveless incel.
>>143264558Nigga did you watch Northwest Mansion Mystery
>>143264558I feel like this is gaslighting because I swore there was like 3 scenes in the manor episode where they talked about how fucking shitty their families were and a whole chapter in a book where they have a heart to heart as well. They seem more on each other's level. Wendy was nice to Dipper but she still saw him as a little kid in tbe bunker episode.Maybe I'm wrong I haven't watched the show in 10 years but I remember Dipper and Pacifica having a lot to talk about in the few episodes they were together in.
>>143264558Dude, you didn't watch the show.>>143264634Nope you're right, especially like >>143264629 said Northwest Mansion Mystery had them have heart to hearts, not the mention the comics and journal 3 pretty much confirmed there were romantic feelings on both sides.
>>143264629>>143264634Nigga did you? The whole episode was Dipper trying to solve a mystery and Pacifica just tagging along, then at the end she cries because daddy rings a bell at her and she doesn’t wanna do what he says.Not a single thing about Pacifica “actually talking to him” in a way other girls didn’t, and not a single thing about her making him stop investigating mysteries. The whole episode she made him solve the mystery. You have surrounded yourself in fanfiction.
>>143264667See >>143264680You’re an idiot and try to milk the shit out of a very milquetoast episode because it’s the only droplet of nourishment your pathetic shipper brain can get. Even when you have to completely make shit up like “duuuuh Pacifica totally brings dipper down to earth and makes him stop caring about mysteries because of that scene where…um…because it sounds cool in my head OK???”
Is he still at it?
>>143264680>>143264704Watch https://youtu.be/tR-KRmZ3zgs?si=hNTreelRn0b49g2Y&t=208
>>143254778If he rolled over like a wimp and let Robbie take Wendy with no resistance or determination or will to fight for what he wants, there’s absolutely nothing Dipper will do to stop Robbie or any other boy in Gravity Falls taking Pacifica too.He’s a weak-willed loser who doesn’t stand up for himself and will live the rest of his life a cuck when Pacifica tells him she thinks he’s morally bad for some reason like a 2-month agegap or that he’s “toxic”, and that she wants to fuck other, stronger-willed guys.
>>143264774Watch…what? Pacifica whining that “oh nooo my famiwy is rich we’re so evil?!?”That’s not Pacifica bringing dipper down to earth or making him act normal or stop caring about mysteries, that’s just Hirsch whining about rich people. You make up bullshit about their “dynamics” where they don’t exist or never even happened
Robbie walks up to Wendy or Pacifica in a nightclub and slaps their ass, what will Dipper do?Answer: he’ll hang his head and tell him he can do what he wants with them if he just doesn’t beat Dipper up, and tell Wendy and Pacifica they’re the coolest and always morally right and deserve someone better than himself.
>>143264780>If he rolled over like a wimp and let Robbie take Wendy with no resistance>>143264911>Answer: he’ll hang his head and tell him he can do what he wants with themI swear to God you stupid Dipper haters never watched the show, Dipper did stupid shit like challenging Robbie to a fight he could never win to stand up to him and try and impress Wendy.
>>143245852>Padippica is my least favorite ship from the show.Why? Out of all the girls he's been with that are his age and not his sister, Dipper had the best chemistry with her.
>>143264971I feel like her redemption arc is mostly unearned and the idea that they're compatible at all is built in a single episode near the end of the show's run.I also just don't like blondes.
>>143264805Dipper makes Pacifica feel like she's something other than a link in the "world's worst family">>143264971Anti Dipcificas are retarded
>>143264953Dipper doesn’t challenge Robbie to a fight to impress Wendy, Robbie’s says he’s gonna beat the shit out of him for breaking his phone after laughing at him for thinking he has any chance with Wendy. And Dipper soends the entire episode tryong to run away from getting beat up like a baby.Then after Wendy gives Dipper her bullshit 2-years excuse and tells Dipper she could never ever in a million years like him back, Dipper bows his head and apologetically tells Wendy she’s right and that he’ll stop pursuing her. Then later even compares it to fucking a toddler and feels guilt for daring to try to have confidence.
>>143264953>Dipper did stupid shit like challenging Robbie to a fight he could never win to stand up to him and try and impress Wendy.and he hire a bodyguard like the pussy he is.
>>143264953That’s not what happened retard. Robbie told Dipper to meet him and get beat up and Dipper wet himselfHoly shit dipcels didn’t even watch their own show.
>>143265022cool, so Dipper said a nice thing to her when she's sad. That's totally chemistry, and not just something any and all human beings do.
Has any show since provoked such strong shipping wars as this show?I blame the fact that there's no canon pairing for why everyone still is litigating ships.
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>>143265222
>>143265072Boys and girls can’t just be friends.
>>143265242what "research", Dipper? You're some nobody mcdonalds cashier living in california after Mabel told you to, remember?
>>143265151>no canon pairing for why everyone still is litigating ships.But comics and the journal implied Dipcifica
>>143265296implied, and did nothing with it.
>>143265304Closest to canon though
>>143265343Eh Dipper had a crush on Wendy/Candy too. Pacifica will reject him as well and fuck chad instead.
>>143265355Wendy will tell Pacifica what a loser wimp Dipper looked like when he was getting beat up by her ex-boyfriend Robbie, and Candy will tell her what a loser he was when she had to save him from Darlene and Dipper begged her for forgiveness.Pacifica will feel just like >>143245562 around a wimpy pushover
Wendy spent the whole fall/winter/spring having intrusive thoughts about Dipper and how much more interesting he was than all the boys in Gravity Falls, so when he came back the next summer having started puberty she started hitting on him immediately
What did Dipper do to live in these faggots heads?
>>143265466>Insert autistic seethe post about Dipper here
>>143265466Lol, Wendy is getting fucked by some boy from her high school, she's not gonna care about Dipper
Dipper is a jew, of course he is a cuck.
>>143265466bro SHE rejected HIM. She wouldn't go near his schlubby body with a pole. A softshell crab will have intrusive thoughts about Dipper before Wendy.
>>143245858>>143245808Lol the lack of self awareness. If I want to browse rule 34 with a random popular girl character, half of the fanart is blacked or besteality. It's way worse in the western scene. Hell their fan porn comics are filled with NTR even when the subject is not ntr.
>>143265491Right on the money>>143265553>>143265627Seething DipperHaters who just can't stand wholesome WenDip
>>143265466I don't understand why they want to pair Dipper with Wendy, the series makes it clear that she is the town's community bicycle, she must be a nest of diseases, plus she is not very intelligent, do you remember when she ended up with Robbie? She didn't break up with him for hypnotizing her, she broke up with him because the song wasn't written for her.Girl WTF!
>>143265754>the series makes it clear that she is the town's community bicycle,In what way does the series even imply this, Robbie is the only guy she's shown with.I ship them because Wendy is cool and shares Dipper's sense of adventure, she's at the very least a good friend of his by the end of the series, and they make a cute couple.
>>143265741>Seething DipperHaters who just can't stand wholesome WenDipWendipfags have been bitching about Dipcifica this whole thread
>>143265908In the episode Mabel ask Wendy for advice Wendy list of boys she dated and broken up. She list a lot guys and one she actually remembered she didn't actually brake up with. She also says the guy with the tattoos which speculated this guy
>>143265908>In what way does the series even imply thisStraight from the wiki>In "The Hand That Rocks the Mabel," Mabel asks Wendy if she has ever dumped a boy. Wendy begins to list all the boys she's broken up with, and is so busy doing so that she doesn't notice Mabel leaving. Afterwards, her current "boyfriend" calls her and she ignores the call.
>>143265991>>143266075Huh, I don't remember that scene Nevertheless it just reenforces my point that she probably finds the local boys boring and will regret not getting with the cool out of towner who saved the town from interdimensional monstrosities
>>143266154Nah Wendy is a slut
>>143265720You said it pal, FAN porn comics.I'm talking about the official works.
>>143266367Nothing wrong with a girl with some experience. I've been with a girl where I was her second and been with girls who'd been with dozens of other dudes and lemme tell ya the sex with the inexperienced girl sucked and the sex with the 'sluts' rocked.
>>143245525This episode made me dislike Candy and I think it was the only time she even had that much focus. That episode was so fucking awful with its characterization it was ridiculous. It makes me completely glad Hirsch burnt out after season 1 and condensed 2 and 3 into just season 2. If it ran any longer it would've really picked up on those shitty californianisms. We already had a dumb impact font meme moment and Wendy being dragged down screaming feminist shit and punching a tree in that shitty "Mabel is a goddess!" episode.
>>143266483It’s wrong because it stops relationships from being special. Kissing, sex, handholding, nothing means as much if they have already done all of that with every other man in town before
>>143266727Yeah but it's special because it's happening to you. As long as they're monogamous and don't cheat now their history doesn't matter.Human experience is entirely subjective, things which don't happen to you are significantly less important and may as well as not be happening, so it's far more significant when it happens to you even if others have also experienced it.
>>143266780Obviously the problem is Wendy if she's already gone through that many guys
>>143266800She's for the streets
>>143266426Nah, there is plenty of official stuff as well.
>>143265151>Has any show since provoked such strong shipping wars as this show?ATLA? In any case I don't see a strong shipping war here
>>143268355ATLA came out almost 10 years before GF.Also every GF thread on this board degenerates into people spamming their ship/shitting on other ships, if that's not a shipping war what is?
>>143264316yeahh he really needs to look into what those people did to his people.. not pretty.
>>143264332>>143264477uh, guyshat exchange
>>143268669You just know Dipper was sniffing that hat
>>143265242is this a comic for ants
>>143265466damn fuckin straight.>>143265627what she was telling him is "no I don't want to have a hollow fake relationship with you like I had with Robbie. I want to actually spend time with you intimately."
>>143266780And from your slut wife’s “subjective experience”, you will not be special to her, just guy 1003 after the first 1002 guys that have already kissed her and came inside her before. At that point marrying them makes no difference, it doesn’t change anything if other men have already had her. You are a number to a slut, not a husband.
>>143268944I feel sorry for you anon, you must be really lonely.Here's some cute WenDip to cheer you up.
>>143266780>As long as they're monogamous and don't cheat now their history doesn't matter.The world has become so fucking stupid about women. Why don't all of us guys just kill ourselves and let the women rule the world alone? That seems to be the only fucking thing anyone wants. You can even jerk off as she stabs you, you emasculated fuck.
>>143268944>>143269356You're just seething because women are having sex and you aren't. If they were having sex with you, you wouldn't care how many partners they had before you.Having had 5-20 sex partners when you're in your 20s is a sign you're just socially well adjusted, do you really want to date the kind of person (you) who is still a virgin at 30?
>>143269454>“Having had 20 sex partners when you're in your 20s is a sign you're just socially well adjusted”Screencapped for the cringe compilation.Have fine asking “your” wife how she swallowed the cum of 20 men before. Heck tell it to your kids that 20 men that weren’t their daddy have fucked their whore mommy. That’s what your hirschcucks want it seems
>>143263298This thread was about Candy and Dipper, and that died out 30 posts in.
All the people complaining about women not saving themselves for marriage have no problems with men fucking around like rabbits btw
>>143269583Wow it’s almost as if…men and women…are different things…Next you’ll wonder why harems in nature are always 1 male taking a number of wives, and never several males being forced to share one wife
>>143269625Men in nature have also fucked other men and practice incest and cannibalism, nature stopped being relevant when we stopped being cavemen.
>>143269651Nature never stopped being relevant, (you) became a slave to media telling you what is and isn’t right. Something being right for a man does not make it right for women, because no matter what tv and twitter tells you women are not the same as men, and are not supposed to be passed around for everyone to use
>>143269356it's a systematic attempt to remove all the consequences from evil acts, even as they over-the-top emotionally slam those acts... for now. But it's paving the way for more hedonism later.
>>143269583Nobody has ever said that though? It doesn't make sense, there's only slightly more women than men.. If men can be promiscuous, women have to too.>>143269651mmm no... i mean incest was fine for a while because you have a little wiggle room in the gene pool, but we have used that up. the rest, no.. nobody's ever done that without terrible consequences.
>>143267997Can you find something of the magnitude of my example? >>143266426
>>143257532>no one fucks like Mabel.she's probably fun to bang.
>>143270213mabel fucking rides for hours and grunts when you hit just the right spots
>>143270213DP's Mabel somehow feels more on model than on model, despite not really being on model.All fandoms pray to have an artist this good in their ranks.>God I wish she drew more WenDip than she did.
I feel like I'm in the minority here. I like both Dipcifica and Wendip
>>143270265she is just oozing everything about mabel. DP is a real student of humanity, which makes sense, girls write the best girls.and yes, I want her to put wendy into the pinecest too, but... oh well, I'll just do it myself.
Fetishizing race is disgusting, racist, and sexist.
>>143270461>it's not okay to dislike differences in how people are born!>their thoughts though, fuck that. ostracize the shit out of them
>>143270213>>143270265She's just so Mabely.
Why is this brotherfucker so smug?
>>143272152Grappling hooks do that
>>143272152she know how good her pussy is...she knows
>>143272669well her finger knows anyway
>>143245525I shipped it before Pacifica became viable. Then that roadside attraction ep really sunk it.
>>143272836Roadside Attraction is a barely canon filler episode that can safely be discarded with no loss. Everybody knows Dipper is for everybody all at once, as a human dildo.
>>143272907Candy and Wendy and Mabel don’t want him and Pacifica will reject him too. That only leaves Robbie to fuck Dipper in the butt
Dipper is not for consensual. Dipper is for rape.
>>143273109oh hey look it's everyone's mom
>>143273123Dipper is Ray William Johnson?
>>143273123Even his own mom? Yes!
>>143273141Naw he's Ray Jay JohnsonYou can call him Ray, or you can call him Jay, or you can call him Ray Jay, or you can call him RJ, or you can call him RJJ, or you can call him RJJ Junior, but you doesn't have to call him Mr. Johnson
>>143273157I kinda like this as their parentsyou think they're brother and sister?
>>143273195I hope not. It'll make Dipper and Mabel's kid even more fucked up.
>>143273314it is best not to do that back to back, yeah.but sometimes you just have good genes that work repeated.
>>143273330As hot as incest is, how many generations can you do it for until you have flipper babies?
>>143273362a lot. to be honest, it hasn't been studied well, and there's no real shock there. most of the cases where there are visible deformities, it always turns out they had those before they started inbreeding (like the royal family that all looked like Shay Astar before she grew into her face)and as far as I know, no study has gone into whether mixing races first helps any, since it would surely broaden your gene pool a bit.
Surely Dipper and Mabel are destined to have twinsLike the mythical Re'em, they will just repeat eternally.
>>143245545
>>143273395Mixing races doesn’t “broaden your gene pool” in that sense that it prevents genetic disease. Every race on earth carries the same genetic risk for inherited diseases.Racemixing does however cause a host of other genetic complications for a child, in first instance there’s literally more genetic risk to a baby from racemixing than there is from incest. But that fact doesn’t fit politics so it’s never made publically aware.
>>143273476I mean it literally does. hence shit like sickle cell anemia being useful to have only partway.>the same genetic riskwell that's definitely not true. some races are way more inbred than others. tay-sachs etc. and that's impressive since they have basically everybody else mixed into them.>complications and riskumm... no? anon, I think you.. might be bad. I think your brain might be bad.People would have brought that shit up in the 19th century when science was openly super racist, and genes were being studied and shit, if it were true. instead everyone has always recognized hybrid vigor
>>143272152She knows Dipper can't say no to her while Pacifica is away on business.Pacifica knows this too
>>143273476That doesn't sound right. I'm almost certain I've heard the exact opposite before, actually.
>>143270379multishippers are certainly the minority
>>143273918I think he's bad!I think this anon might have a bad brain. I'm not sure.
>>143273769It literally doesn’t, racemixing doesn’t decrease your risk of sickle cell at all. In fact it increases it significantly.>some races are way more inbred than othersNot the point? Unless your parents and their parents were inbreeding there is no bottleneck.>People would have brought that shit up in the 19th century when science was openly super racistI think you may be an idiot who gets all his understanding of science from cartoons and tvhttps://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1111/j.0014-3820.2003.tb01512.xhttps://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/696831v2.fullhttps://www.nature.com/articles/nrg2664-c2/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15807418/https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6005545/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21333536/https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0960982206025711https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4814235/https://www.nature.com/articles/hdy201325https://yle.fi/news/3-10294577https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_purginghttps://www.science.org/content/article/dna-ancient-irish-tomb-reveals-incest-and-elite-class-ruled-early-farmershttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5906619/science says inbreeding is normal and optimal while racemixing is not. There is no such thing as “hybrid vigor”, mixing races only causes countless genetic complications, because races were made differently adapted and were not made to be randomly forced together. Inbreeding is the primary cause of speciation/diversity btw. Pic related why racemixing is bad. The scientific reality is literally the opposite of your (globohomo’s) narrative.
>>143273951You'd think it'd appeal to the maximum amount of people, but instead it creates the opposite effect where it becomes the tiniest possible niche.
>>143274008I think you might be a pozzed so-yboy pseud
>>143274032Go back to /pol/ or stop posting about race shit.
>>143261642No. But why speak ill of a dead ship?
>>143274083>has his brainwashed blacked fetish btfo by actual science >seethes and says fact-based reality is “racist” and /pol/ because he himself is an idiot unpopen to factsGo back to twitter, tard. Racemixing is significantly more dangerous to the health of a genepool and outbreeding depression is easily predicted, this has been proven beyond reasonable doubt through centuries of data.Your brain is rotten and your testosterone is nonexistent, keep parroting cartoon babyshit about “durr acshually mangling our genes with different sub-species makes us stronger because…because a government sponsored cartoon says it does” while mutts have amedically undeniable higher risk of diseases, cancer, lower iq and mental retardation.Outbreedfaggotry is a cult. It's a classic example of politicized pop-knowledge. Nobody in the news is allowed to talk about asexual or self-sexual organisms and their critical roles played in evolutionary development, or inbreeding's role in genetic divergence to form subspecies and races. Nobody talks about desirable recessive traits like high IQ or blue eyes or the amount of inbreeding required to propagate those traits to a racial scale. They never talk about how outbreeding has no mechanism to prevent the spread of dormant recessive diseases, only seeks to keep them dormant by spreading them to yet more unsuspecting people. It's a social cult populated by urbanite boomers and their gullible children, much like the racemixing cult. And you are one of those gullible children.
>>143274167READ, NIGGA.
>>143274049oh dear.please look into the history.. they're the racist ones, always have been.
>>143274185Don’t start an argument then chicken out when you actually know nothing about it, brainlet.
>>143274240Don't go posting off-topic /pol/tard shit on unrelated boards you nigger-in-denial.
>>143245545>>143245552>>143245562>>143245664>>143250785>>143252584>>143252625>>143252584>>143253881>>143253997>>143254024>>143254421>>143254518>>143264558>>143264667>>143264680>>143264704>>143264780>>143264953>>143265024>>143265041>>143265355>>143265580>>143265627>>143265908>>143266367>>143269519>>143272907>>143272946>>143250785>>143273109>>143254024Tdlr, dipper lives rent free in butt mad autists heads(actually accomplishing shit in the shownthey would fuck up at) and won the Paz bowl, dipper ended up a hero along with Stan and that's more than enough for dipper to bag Wendy and Pacifica. Oh and roadside attract is canon
>>143254368Robbie ain't touch Dipper, Wendy would kill him hell, Dipper is friends with Manataurs and fucking Lovecraftian aliens who would delete Robbie with his mind. No, Robbie would be the cuckold while he sees a buff Dipper fuck both Wendy and Pacifica in in face.
>>143260143He Never did that. Do you watch the show.
>>143265383Seethe, Dipper breaks out Wendy and Pacificas cunnies when he returns as a buff stud.
>>143245578>Pacifica literally has Dipper on her mind number and Mabel wants her and Dipper.Nice try(comic disproves everything you said), also the creator states their a couple on his Twitter as a official confirmation for not finishing the show.
https://files.catbox.moe/d5f6fi.jpg4/20 pines and wendy comic incoming
>>143247853Yarnball girl is doing things to me
>>143274800>Dipper getting weed paranoiaI quit bothering with weed because this was my exact experience every time I tried it, freaking out about random shit and getting a terrible headache. I never even got the munchies! Overrated stuff.
>>143274826I based this on my parents' experiences they used to tell me about. Mom would get silly and want to go out and go shopping and have fun, and Dad would be turbo paranoid and anxious the whole time.It's funny how a lot of really nasty hard drugs have been involved in psychological studies, yet this is the one that quite neatly proves we all have very different brain chemistry.
>>143253881Imagine feeling threatened by a 12 year old. God, Robbie was a fag.
>>143273362How do you think she reacts to finding out her parents are brother and sister
>>143270224I always imagined she's very vocal during it all. I also imagine she's the type who demands a partner who's very giving, but she would enthusiastically return the favor. You give a lot, you get a lot.
>>143275087this is why I want her to be a twin tooshe needs to find out when Dips and Mabes catch the two of them doing the same.>>143275099utterly, yes. Making it very hard to sneak it past their parents.
>>143270265I think it's because she captures the energy and dialogue really well. Not many fanartists can do that.
Dipper has so many friends and allies at the end, Robbie intimidating him would be suicide for him and his mystical buddies would definitely support a threesome between Dipper, Pacifica and Wendy. Robbie is forced to watch as the seething emo bitch he is.
>>143275087Crying, screaming, angst, needing to be away from them for a little while. Especially since now it turns out the cute cousin she had a fling with is also her brother *and* her... uncle? maybe?
>>143275117it's hard..>>143275146hang on, are you suggesting she didn't know they were her parents, and thought one of them was an aunt/uncle, and that one had a kid separately from her?
>>143275155Sure, in at least one continuity. Being a fan character, there's no hard-canon. I like my scenario, but a scenario where they're her parents and she assumes they're a "normal" couple is always a neat idea.
>>143275117I really really like the Limey404 era aged up Mabel
>>143275163It's just, that was kind of a leap.and the established premise was that she "finds out her parents are siblings" meaning she already knew dipper and mabel as mom and dad. You can make up your own, but you replied to that one as if you were sticking to it.
>>143275164she's perfect. but she drew them young too and was just as cute
I love dipper, more than his haters hate him.
>>143245684The only anime romances I gave two shits about are from Berserk and Meduka Meguca. And neither turned out well.
>>143275267Ahh, I see, okay. Sorry, I just got a little confused. Most of the fics/scenarios I've read have the status quo I mentioned.
>>143275337Nobody hates Dipper. They just want to dominate him or see him be dominated.
>>143275504ohhh is that right? Interesting. So I assume Mabel generally lives with the kid and Dipper's the "uncle"
>>143275594Yep, good ol' Uncle Dipper. Guess what he does with his niece in half the stories?
>>143275607with Mabel's supervision, right? not.. not behind her back.
>>143275636>with Mabel's supervision, right?As far as I've seen, hell yeah.
>>143275607Absolutely disgusting. I can't imagine there are people out there like that. What kind of stories? Do you have names? I need to know what to avoid.
>>143275680Looking up "Cassie Pines" on AO3 wields some interesting results... to avoid, I mean.
>>143275676okay good. that sounds really cuteI would definitely use Cassie but I would give them twins. her brother could be called... Calvin. Carter. ... Casshern.
>>143275742Casey. Casey is a cute name and close to her's.
>>143275791that would be just cruel. but for kids who were named Mason and Mabel, I think they might just go for thatsee if I was making up names from scratch it'd be Stan and Stacy, or Sherman and Shirley... I like kids bein named after someone 2 gens back.
>>143275807On the bright side, he'd be named after the coolest Ninja Turtles character!
>>143275831oh fuck yeah. Casey Jones was badass.
>>143260703Her creativity and craftiness is just shit retards do all the time.
>>143275944uh huh. I suppose you also think that's autism.
>>143275712
>>143245525Hmmm...
>>143275607>>143275636>>143275676>>143275680>>143275742>that sounds really cuteLook the twincest is one thing but pedo incest shit is where I draw the line, seek help you sick fucks.
>>143275984>Smeet CanDipSweet lord...
>>143275995It'll have fucked up vore mouths because Smeet can't draw anything but that
>>143276001Your reverse psychology won't work on me THIS time bucko!
>>143275990nobody gave an age for the characterdid your junk not work til you were 16 or something
>>143276001>ter-ti-a-ry
>>143276001>fucked up vore mouthsYou say that like it's a bad thing.
>>143259475Speaking from personal experience as a former manlet, some people just don't grow until their late teens to early adulthood, hell I was barely 5'8'' when I started going to college and in a couple of months I became 6'1''. Shit just happens.
>>143276122>late teens to early adulthoodthose don't go in that order... unless your brain was held back as long as your nutsanyway yeah late growth spurts do happen. not common, but my dad did get a couple extra inches in college.. i did too, but instead of height, my skull and ribcage and pelvis all got significantly larger around.
>>143276309Looks like the horny asian nerd left a lil gift for Dipper.
>>143276309>Didn't draw a mouth at all
>>143276595>Candy explains to Dipper all the lewd things he wants him to do to her>just sounds like "mmffff mmfff mmmph mmmff"
https://files.catbox.moe/aogcwv.png
>>143276834and now Dipper doesn't need words. Great job, Smeet! <3
>>143245525given this is the only gravity falls thread here. remember how weirdly popular that reverse falls AU was
Dipper’s holes are the exclusive property of Manataurs. And sometimes Robbie.
>>143277003>Exclusively fanon characters>Consistently designed and characterized with minimal changes between interpretations>Well-known and virtually treated as source material characters themselvesI don't know why or where they came from but I sure do like 'em.
>>143246466>she's Hole #7
posting some aged up gravity falls art
>>143277677>>143263495honestly Pacifica become a mundane waitress would have been a decent end to her character all things considered
>>143277692
>>143274568>also the creator states their a couple on his TwitterNo he didn’t? The only thing Hirsch has ever said is that Dipper is a kid so he isn’t ready for any romance.As soon as Pacifica goes to school after dipper leaves she’s gonna fuck one of her 1 million boyfriends there, Dipper doesn’t even have a phone to stay on touch with lol she’s finding someone else just like both Wendy AND Candy did.
>>143277740>Don't worry, Candy! I'll save you!Dipper needs rape correction for this mistake.
>>143277476and 8 and 9
>>143277743>The only thing Hirsch has ever said is that Dipper is a kid so he isn’t ready for any romance.I always found this a little ironic, even if Mabel gets the same lesson in the end. Mabel gets to date around and learn that she's better off finding a sense of inner peace and happiness first. Dipper isn't allowed to do the same to draw the same conclusion.
