Which one is better? Justify your claim without appeals to authority or circular reasoning.
>>20430990as soon as you cut a piece off of the left it's all gonna come crashing down anyway, may as well keep the raspberries on the plate
people on Reddit have been arguing against the right one, but i think it's much more interesting than the left one. it does feel a tad incomplete, but the left one is simply boring.
>>20430990Left. The white chocolate and raspberries are part of the cheesecake. On the right it looks out of place, like when you add useless words for a school essay just to get the word count.
i dont know man they are both so fucked up it's hilarious. whenever i see a strong side in either of them it's instantly counteracted by two downsides
left, placement of the white stuff on the right looks lazy.and also when raspberries are on the top it looks like raspberry cheesecake, and the right one looks like a cheesecake with raspberries
>>20430990I prefer the one on the right. Desserts are frequently shared, and the breadth of the right vs the height of the left makes it more easily shared. Both look nice tho.
>>20430990the stuff on top of the right one doesn't look like it would have a very appealing texture, whatever it is
>>20430990Right one is nicer, more grounded in reality. Fuck that fruity ass presentation on the left, probably made by a huge homosexual tranny. (I would've chosen left if *eddit chose right)
>>20430990I slam my fists onto both plates and start crying and beg for a dessert with just the food added to the plate without much thought and hope it'll taste good.
>>20430990left looks fancy, right looks like sara lee
>>20430990Right is simple and feels balanced, left feels try hard
left looks like they'd charge me $18.99right looks like they'd charge me $14.99so the restaurant would probably choose left
>>20430990Right looks easier to eat, and that counts for something with me. I don't like puzzle food. Left looks actively uninviting, like those concept drawings for nuclear waste dumps. That being said, I found find neither of these particularly noteworthy if I were served one in a restaurant. They're both, you know, fine.
Right. You can scrape off the shitty fruit and lift up the cheesecake, then discard the rest. Cheesecake should always be eaten pure, anything added to it diminishes it.
>>20431054>>20431061Duality of man
>>20430990Left. For anyone says right, do you eat a burger completely disassembled as well? You’re clearly supposed to take a bit incorporating all elements at once, and I’m not going to try and scrape everything off the plate and onto my spoon.
Right is more visually satisfying, since it takes up more space on the plate and had a nice rotational symmetry
>>20431299go back
>>20431361You crave the right because you’re a child who is more interested in deconstructing the world and making everything into simple, easy to consume parts rather than enjoying life in its full complexity. You are likely autistic and sexless.
>>20430990neither because cheesecake tastes bad.
>>20431412What kind of cheesecakes have you had? I don't like the kind made with cream cheese, but the kind made with ricotta is really good.
>>20431414both cream cheese and ricotta taste bad as well.
>>20431417Well now you're just being unreasonable.
>>20430990Right looks like a zebra cake. Left all the way. I also saw this on reddit and I think OP wants to fuck his sister and isn't going to share any of the advice with her, cause her stupid square looks like shit.
>>20431418cream cheese is sour, i don't like that in a cheese (it makes it seem like it's gone rancid).ricotta tastes like paper.
>>20431299>>20431409why are you eating one bite in multiple smaller nibbles?
>>20431425Have you tried better quality ricotta? It should just kind of taste milky. The cheaper stuff that's watery and full of thickeners tastes a bit worse.
for me its the right one.visually the left one has too much stuff going on on top. doesn't look like anything. I also prefer to taste the pure cheesecake without the raspberries which will undoubtedly overpower it, and on the right one you still have the raspberries but they're more implied to be eaten between bites. it feels more refined
>>20431434ricotta just tastes bad, anon.it's filler for cheap shit.
>>20431437I like it :(
Right. FUCK Reddit. Choosing right is our revolt against Reddit's influence over the internet.
>>20431439i don't hate it enough to outlaw it, it's not like it's mayo.
>>20431444You sound like one of those retards that doesn't vote on the issues, and just for w.e their party goes. Who cares about reddit.
>>20430990You forgot to add the part where right was made by some dumb financial cunt who is arguing with the head chef of the restruant, who made left.
>>20431463anon, reddit is the issue.
>>20431444>I will combat reddit influence by forming all my opinions based on what reddit does and thinkslet me know how that works out for you
>>20431466>restruant
>>20431467Why? What do they do to us? There are like a billion boards with a billion different type of people. I don't think the electricians board is full of reddit meme lords or trannies or w.e hurt you.
>>20431522Sorry, I was typing fast and the autocorrect didn't save me. Restaurant*
Left.>t. an authority on these things
>>20430990>steals both and runs away while your back is turned asking retarded questions
>>20431412i used to not like cheesecake, when i was a kid. It was too rich and had a weird sour taste. But as I got older it kind of mellowed out and now I dont mind it. I still probably wouldnt eat it because its so high in calories, id choose something else before cheesecale, but with no other option i could enjoy it. So it might be something you like if you get older. im 27 though
>>20430990The square cut of the right makes it look like cake you get at a cantina or like those 90% hydrolyzed fat cakes they used to serve as desserts on planes in the 90s.
>>20430990I like the right one best, circles are more commonly associated with desserts, if I received the left one at a fancy smancy place it would not surprise me if it was savory. Right one, there is no doubt it's a dessert. Also right one looks easier to share and eat in general.
I have no idea why people keep saying the right one looks easier to share.
>>20430990>Which one is better?no idea without tasting them.
>>20430990I prefer the one on the right from a functional perspective. I prefer not to have to work hard to construct a bite of food on my fork or spoon. You'd have to first deconstruct the left one, then piece it back together a bite at a time to eat it. That seems far simpler with the right one.
>>20430990Left, the cliche sauce swipe holds the main element in place, you can just jam the garnish on top and it'll stay instead of fiddling with balancing the annoying chocolate shards, and the diner can one hand it with a fork cutting off whole bites down the length.Also this >>20431010
I was a professional restaurant critic, dont listen to any of these other faggots.Left is trash, like something you'd see in a diner or hospital. Very derivative, very early 2000s.Right is much more unique and pleasing. It makes it clear you're using dehydrated raspberries (completely hidden in right) and makes the microgreens pop.The chocolate shards need some work. I'd recommend cutting them into a cool shape with a cookie cutter.
>>20431845When my dad used to work at nintendo he must've eaten at lots of cool hip places you reviewed.
>>20431720yes. who the fuck shares a piece of 2x2 cheesecake and what are those fucking people doing here?
Left has more berries and I like berries thin chocolate would be fun to eatLeft wins
>>20430990left, clearly. it's avant-garde presence dwarfs the banal plating of the choice on the right.
>>20430990left, just stick your fork in and enjoy a couple bites of some nice cheesecake w/ fixinsthe only scenario where right wins would involve a tiny toy crane and the wagie server making beepbeep whhhrrrr gachunk noises as I assemble my own fucking food
>>20430990The left one is just obstructing me from the cheesecake, preventing me from getting to it with a mass of brutalist obstructions. Further, it's forcing me to eat leaves and berries that I may not want in this bite or any other bite. I'm also threatened by intrusive thoughts; what if I slammed my face down on the plate? I could lose an eye.The one on the right is open, allowing me to get to unadulterated cheesecake if I like, or acquire additional ingredients from nearby if desired (it is not desired; all that shit has no business on a cheesecake, it's not cheesecake anymore with 4 additional ingredients).The very idea of forcing people to eat LEAVES on a dessert is all you need to know to avoid the left.
>>20430990Left is better because the fruit actually made it onto the desert
>>20430990Cheesecake servings should be wedge or circle shaped so neither, although I do think that berries belong on top. If it were me I’d do a wedge with white chocolate sauce (solid chocolate pieces are gross cold), topped with raspberry halves, on a much smaller plate.
>>20431142Based duality of Man poster
Right Looks simple and sweet and easy to eatLeft can suck my nuts if you choose left you should neck yourself
>>20431004damn, fpbp
>>20431004Thats part of the adventure, figuring out how to eat it. Right is like it was prepared for little baby.
>>20430990Left, it’s a lot easier to get all the elements into one bite.
>>20431845What a gay job and a fake lie.
