WHY DO YOU EXISTNO ONE LIKES YOU
>>20429792sorry bro, i was trying my best :(
>>20429795add eyelashes and would
>>20429807damn bro you know porn is free? like real boobs and everything
>>20429792leaf him alone, lettuce be
>>20429795Sir this is a blue board
>>20429811>he doesn't rawdog pieces of lettucengmi
>>20429807>>20429811I tried.
>>20429792You sound like my parents
>>20429821damn now that's a woman
>>20429821
>>20429825thats a man
Dear diaryToday I went on the internet and masturbated to a leaf of lettuce.It was not the first time.
>>20429792>WHY DO YOU EXISTIt exists so that white women can feel "healthy" while eating a gallon of ranch dressing. Lay off.t. architect
>>20429835#empowered#actualized#blessed#readytosettledown
>>20429835schizo
>>20429807>>20429821would
>>20429844forgot to delete that disgusting chin
>>20429844>>20429825>>20429826Another attempt. I'm need to learn2photoshop.
>>20429848its her bottom lip you brainlet
>>20429852his*
>>20429852still looks better
>>20429792WTF is that, a cabbage or let\tuce head? I found it in the back of a fridge once and thought it haunted so kept away.
>>20429855it doesnt
>>20429792Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
>>20429792crunchy water mmmmm
>>20429807
>>20429792Iceberg has its uses. Like in a taco, or on a burger.
>>20429792I do>lettuce wraps>burger/sandwich topping>taco topping
>>20430175>>20430185Both of those are awful. There's no reason it should exist. It makes tacos and burgers far worse. If you must add green, at least use romaine or something.
>>20429792I like it. It's refreshing and crunchy and mildly sweet and grassy in a good way.
>>20430188maybe you're just using shit quality lettuce, no?i feel like the crunchiness of lettuce adds to the texture of a mostly soft hamburguer
>>20429851Wonderful thread.
I wasn't expecting to get so horny when I opened this thread.
>>20431706That leafs got me stroking hard. Goddamn
>>20430170JUST
>>20429792I like the greener parts, the white core is nasty
>>20429792Better than an ex Prime Minister. Smarter too
>>20430170She looks like she's given up on life
>>20429792technically that's a sandwich
>>20429792Why does this read like a teenage girl on her period made this thread. Anyways, I love to just bite in to a whole lettuce whenever I feel like having a hydrating bite.
>>20433042Have sex you eternal creep or castrate yourself out of sexual frustration
>>20429792Mogged by cabbage
>>20429792Adds a good crunch to sandwiches
>>20429792I like to cram ‘em up my ass!
>>20433048I actually had sex quite recently whoever you may be. I know you are unwell, and I know it is your doing by being such a cruel mean hate spreading useless empty hole.
>>20433048>Have sex you eternal creep or castrate yourself out of sexual frustrationalso would this not lead to more sexual frustration? If I have a penis at least I can fap no??? You smallest of minds. Anyways I think you better leave for a board more suitable to your temperament and intellectual capacity like >>>/adv/ for example. Have a fulfilling life being an empty hole you empty hole ;) xxx
>>20433143Whooooa is that ANIMAL STYLE
>>20430175>>20430188Nah, I actually agree about tacos. That's one of the very, very few uses for iceberg lettuce. Burgers should be romaine though if you're going to put lettuce on them.
>>20429843you definitely felt called out piggy
Blessed thread.
mmmmmm lettuceee mmmmmm i love lettuce mmmmmmmmmm
Should "people" who've never enjoyed a BLT even be allowed to post on this board?
And what lettuce would you recommend then?
>>20435163No, purge the weak.
i love shredded lettuce. in tacos, on submarine sandwiches, burgers, it’s so good and a nice texture
One of my favourite snacks is lettuce (iceberg, romaine whatever) doused in white vinegar with coarse sea salt sprinkled on top. Don’t hate lettuce guys.
>>20435163For me it's the CBT (cabbage, bacon, tomato)
>>20429792DO NOT BULLY THE ICEBERG
>>20429835I add crushed flamin hot cheetos to mine. Works good with chicken and bacon as well. blue cheese or ranch with feta crumbles is good.I like cutting things more than cooking and food is exdpensive so I've just been eating iceberg lettuce based salads
>survives the cabbage thread
>>20429792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXtFx5MAfFU
>>20436355Yeah a wedge salad is goated in the early summer.
>>20436199cabbage stays fresh so much longer, has more crunch, and is highly versatile compared to lettuce. It's comical how people cling to lettuce when cabbage is so much better in every way
>>20438249>has more crunchThat's probably why it's limited. It's good when sliced thin and/or marinated in something acidic but you can't really just toss whole cabbage leaves onto sandwiches, it'd be too tough.
>>20438249I dislike the taste of cabbage.
>>20429851Ahego face next!
>>20438959No, please don't. I'm totally drained and my foreskin is swollen.
>>20429792I like lettuce.
>>20439221Bunnies shouldn't be here. They'll be cooked in no time.
>>20429792obviously people like it or it wouldn't exist
>>20439275It exists so McDonald's can say they serve vegetables.
