I miss her.
>>20429696Is it biologically male or female taco that transed to ice cream?Isn't taco in Mexican masculin? El taco?I just want to know the right way to deadname my novelties
>>20429719Meds. Now.
>>20429719its a female taco, trust me bro i know from experience
>>20429719all tacos are female, obviously
>>20429719if you are eating a mantaco you assmucho wrong wit u mang
>>20429736>>20429861I gotta be honest with you guys, I stopped going "down south" 15 years agoI know why it's fun but I'd rather be selfish, and to be honest, chicks like that, too
>>20429895thanks for the honesty homie
>>20429899It's a trust bond thingChicks want to know that you can be gentle, but also, that you case use them, like toolsThey need to use you, too, just for different jobsFind where those lines fall and you got a ride-or-die bitch, if you don't use them, then they will find special uses for you, and you don't want to be there for that, because if they need you to be on a leash, then they don't trust youIf any young bucks see this, and you think this doesn't make sense...you might be in a spot that's not just wet, it's a trapGet a little selfish
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>>20429962Bruh I'm married and have a housekeeper
>>20429696chocooooo ntaacoooooooo
>>20429974So... you have a room? And cleaning supplies?
>>20430093what's that n doing there?
>>20429719If in doubt, pull it out.
>>20429895For the best. It’s a huge cancer risk.
god dammit you idiots know they're coming back and this is just an ad, right
>>20430123hey, all sex is an AIDS risk
>>20430164It's no longer about these that are coming
>>20429696Anyone else pretend to imitate Ed Sullivan when saying the product’s name?
>>20429696Well you sure didn't miss it until it was gone.
>>20430123If it's a risk for oral cancer then it's a risk for penile cancer too. There are vaccines for HPV.
>>20429696I have no idea where I could buy one nowadays. Crying shame.
>>20430290>saturated fat bad:groan:
>>20430259>Well you sure didn't miss it until it was gone.I did. I could almost never find the fucking things. Can't blame people for not buying your product when you don't distribute it anywhere.
>>20429696
>>20429696Every choco taco I've had in my life except one the shell was chewy and tasted like cardboard. The one good one was, funny enough, after they announced they were being discontinued.
>>20429696Was never allowed to have these growing up. Finally tried one as an adult and it was so disappointing. The shell wasn't hard it was chewy and gross. Should have known it would be impossible to keep a frozen waffle shell crunchy. Would be a fun thing to make at home but probably not worth the effort.
>>20429696i never had one and it makes me sad.... if they come back Ill try one
when i was a kid our ice cream van also had fireworks and gag gifts for sale and I'd always get a choco taco and either a smoke bomb or some of those snap pop things. my buddy billy would get a whoopie cushion and that ninja turtle gumball pop. being a kid in the 90s in califormia was fucking awesome
>>20432805waffle chewy, chocolate has that pbr whatever preservative in it that makes it have an aftertaste of ass, with a vanillin ice cream that in california heat probably melted and refroze before they got to your face, so it's a little icy a little gummy sometimes. But, one day you get the perfect one, the perfect bite that is a glimpse into what you could have anytime, and then you chase that dragon pining nostalgicly for the one bite of your childhood where your life mattered for 2.39c
>>20429895>be me>hooking up with ex for the first time (we dated before but she dumped me, bumped into each other and relinked)>take panties off>it's an amazonian forest down there, howler monkeys and all in the canopy>kinda gross but whatever, she was nice tits>close eyes and dive in>after a couple of minutes notice there's some "hard" particles that I've been munching on, doesn't taste that great>open eyes>what I've been munching on was little shitlets>she wiped her ass the wrong direction>I literally ate shit>boner.exe not working>cry...since then I've been averse to eating chicks out, even if they shave
>>20432862I was feeling sexual, but I think this truly fouled my mindset enough to break out of it— could this level of foulness be used to combat mood disorders / overthinking anxiety too ??
>>20432892it was made up in your head just now, are you even real?
>>20432862I believe you, my ex wife didn't know she was supposed to wipe towards the back either. I had to fucking correct her when I saw her taking a shit once. Horrified me thinking I had been sticking my dick in that hole that probably had tons of bits of shit in it because she never thought what direction she was smearing her shit wipes.
>>20432862what the fuck
>>20432862Now THAT'S a Choco-Taco.
>>20431540Pepe didn't start wearing food drip until long after the choco-tacos went extinct, this is an AI generated image.
>>20432862TMFINR
>>20431540Nice hat, good job.
>>20429696it's coming back this summer.
bros... this was supposed to be a thread about ice cream
>>20435675prove it
>>20432862i really wish people appreciated hygiene more.
>>20432862And then you woke up..
>>20435983https://www.npr.org/2024/02/19/1232383825/get-excited-the-choco-taco-is-coming-back#:~:text=Big%20news%20%2D%20the%20Choco%20Taco,topped%20with%20toasted%20brown%20rice.ok
>>20432862why did I read this while eatingfuck
>>20429719Ice cream is male in Spanish too.El taco.El helado.El taco helado.In either case, take your meds.
>>20432911CARLOSSS
>>20429719This post is either legitimate brain rot or its performative weirdness for reddit/twitter screen caps.
>>20437117good
>>20429719Congrats, you pissed off a lot of libtards with this one.
>>20438086libtards aren't real, neither are trumptards
>>20438086I'm that AnonI know two transesOne is an autistic woman who's into working out, she's a woman and there's nothing about her that is masculine, and I know tomboys who are more masculine in their affectations who are absolutely straight The other is a sociopath who uses his ability to claim status to access women and his parents' moneyAll trans is predatory, they are either victims or predatorsI will forever rally against this systemThe gay taco will be deadnamed
>>20439277>All trans ARE predatory>they are either victims or predatorsbrain rot in the highest form, just say that they're malicious and you might have a point
