why is fast food mayonnaise so much better than store-bought mayonnaise?
>>20426292It's lukewarm? And mixed with ketchup+mustard?
>>20426292The stuff you get at restaurants isn't the same as what's on store shelves, it's specific to foodservice. "Extra heavy" is what they usually use, it's fattier, worse for you etc
>>20426297mayo is best when ice cold
>>20426299It's not fattier, it has more egg, if anything, it's better for you
>>20426299It's my american right to be able to buy this mayonnaise wherever i want.
>>20426299Yep. I work in food service and we use mayo like this. It's extra egg though. You can make it at home if you want
>>20426292jamal's baby batter is mixed into it
>>20426292For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
For me, it's the fast food mayonnaise. The best fast food condiment. I even ask for extra mayonnaise sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for mayonnaise sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in mayonnaise sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>20426299>high fructose corn syrupGoddamn corn mafia
>>20426371That only happens when you wear your MAGA hat while ordering
>>20426403>That only happens when you wear your MAGA hat while orderingI thought BLM and Antifa hated all capitalists. I was so disappointed when I found out BLM was a socialist organization and none of the tens of millions of dollars donated to them were used to help out Black people.
>>20426403nah ytboi it happens when we seez yo be yt. all yt peeple be rayciss n sheeit nigguh. shit nigguh you dun luv my skeet skeet
>>20426482>nah ytboi it happens when we seez yo be yt. all yt peeple be rayciss n sheeit nigguh. shit nigguh you dun luv my skeet skeetI remember how back in 2020, all black people were like this. And then Joe Biden got elected. What happened? Do you not hate White people anymore?
>>20426482whitest post in this thread
>>20426299 [99]I need Ken's extra heavy mayonez inside my body right now.
>>20426292It isn't, McDonalds mayonnaise tastes like rust, it's fucking revolting. I like mayo on burgers so I ordered a double quarter pounder with it a few years ago and I couldn't finish it, absolutely vile
>>20426292Becauce it make chunks and means less time for you swapping up puke in the rest room
>>20426394>>20427327Unironically, this. It's disgusting. But there's something about the mayonnaise on a Whopper that just makes it special
>>20426292This is much better, chick-fil-a-sauce, you can this stuff all around.
>>20427343Burger King stinks
>>20427354Disgusting and not even the same as the restaurant one.
>>20426292because its' cum and you're a fag
>>20427461>>20427491You both are curmudgeons and can't deal with a decent sauce, go rot in your sugary boiling pits of heinz and hunts.
>>20427461It's better than the restaurant one simply because I can get it from pretty much any grocery store and not have to go to some restaurant joint and have to order. See, I like the sauce but I don't like having to go out of my way.I thinik Peter Lorre did that the best.
>>20426297>lukewarm>been sitting out all month
>>20426300Mayonnaise has never once been ice cold in any context
>>20426299>Extra HeavyHow does something like that compare with Duke's that us mere mortal grocery store shoppers buy, but also has extra yolks?
>>20427573it sounds like its just thicker and more stable because of the extra egg. it probobly tastes richer too. You could probobly just make a dukes copycat recipe and just use extra egg and see how it goes.
is there any good reason i couldn't just put an extra egg into a store bought jar of mayo and then just blend that? or will all the preservatives just ruin the whole jar of mayo
For me, it's Miracle Whip
For me, it's always taco tuesdsy
>>20426292>why is fast food mayonnaise so much better than store-bought mayonnaise?it's notYears ago you could see it was name brand Hellman's, ie real mayo with the eggy twang, or the apple cider vinegar flavor of Duke's. If you dine mexican, you'll get lime juice mayonesa brands, but other than that, you can be sure fast food mayo is about the cost...the lowest cost possible. You are tasting the food seasoning.
>>20426292Because the niggers take turns cumming in the mayo jar to get back at the white man
>>20426292Kewpie mayo kicks the shit out of any other mayo, japs won the mayo war
>>20426299100 calories per tablespoon is fucked
>>20426403>another perkthats why i never leave home without mine
>>20426292>why is fast food mayonnaise so much better than store-bought mayonnaise?Because it's had a few hours to breathe open air in one of these things.
>>20427343the tomato slices and mayo is exactly what makes the whopper superior to the big mac or quarter pounder
>>20427701>Because the niggers take turns cumming in the mayo jar to get back at the white man
>>20426371>>20427701>slighlty aroused because it reminds me of those futa wendy's imagesis futa actually gay bros....?
>>20427750Nah, avocado oil mayo wins.
>>20426299this is the real reason, It pisses me off that ken's sells tons of stuff in the grocery stores, but they won't let us have big or small containers there.a few years back I would order the gallon off of amazon, but last I checked it was not available. if kept in the fridge it will last over a year.if you really want it you can get it at webstaurantstore. not sure about the shipping costbut 17.99 is a good price https://www.webstaurantstore.com/kens-foods-inc-1-gallon-extra-heavy-mayonnaise/999992165.html
>>20426299Is this shit that color yellow or just the container and it's actually white inside like fast food places?
>>20427558>warm>been warm all month
>>20427679Sounds like it's already over. It's happening.
>>20427343Mayo and american cheese hits different as a combo.
>>20426292My recipe for basic immersion-blender mayo:1 whole eggjuice of ½ a lemon1 tsp. dijon mustard1 tsp. kosher salt1 cp. vegetable oilAny suggestions? Flavored mayos of course get extra stuff added to them but this is just the basic blank-canvas mayo.
>>20427764Dave's double mogs both though
Because it’s made of soy and ground up political dissidents.
>>20427567that is demonstrably untrue and furthermore you know full well I was using it as a figure of expression, obviously I dont want a chunk of mayo ice
>>20428174BRB, putting homemade mayo in my fridge as a science experiment.
>>20427068>can I get a side of extra heavy duty mayo please?>um..
>>20427068I love that they call it "heavy duty" like it's specially formulated for those tough jobs regular-strength mayo just can't hack. Like lubricating the propshaft on a submarine.
I buy all my mayo at the mayo clinic
>>20428180godspeed
>>20427869Fuck webstaurant and their fucking shipping. $99 a fucking month for free shipping. Smoking fucking crack. The only thing I need to buy monthly is their cake boards, even buying 3 200 board boxes is $40 shipping. Yes I run a small business that is growing but fuck man have a tiered membership or something. Oh and the free shipping doesn't even apply to everything some shit is just reduced rate
>>20428211they have the extra heavy duty that sells for 4 dollars extra per gallon
>>20428211sometimes I use mayo to lubricate my propshaft on your moms submarine
>>20428222>222shit I couldn't have imagined 40 bucks to get it to meI might as well take that site off my favs
>>20428222Stupid question maybe, but have you looked around for a restaurant supply in your local area?
>>20428225My mom has lupus.
>>20426292it's heavier on soybean oil and corn syrup
>>20428236what do you think the mayonaise is for
>>20426292It's usually less fatty than store bought ones. I don't know why retards claim otherwise. It's often closer to salad mayonnaise with additional light seasoning and vinegar.
>>20428247Get a load of Professor Mayonnaise over here.
>>20426292monosodium glutamate
>>20427869do Americans really buy gallon jugs of mayo?
>>20428522Yes, why? It's cheaper to get it in bulk.
>>20428537>Yes, why?Because it's impossible to eat 4 l mayo unless you have completely given up.
>>20426482Bixeth thy Nood, mup da doo didda po, MO gub bidda be dat tum MUHFUGGUH
>>20427343>But there's something about the mayonnaise on a Whopper that just makes it specialGod I wish I could find out the formula for the Whopper. It has a distinct flavor no other burger I have ever tasted has and I love it. But it's impossible to get one made correctly or fresh. I would give my nuts to be able to make a homemade version that has that distinct taste.
>>20427299It's not even close
>>20426299Bros, I need it
>>20428572Given an infinite amount of time, all mayo amounts are not only consumable but will be consumed.
>>20426299imagine someone downing it all in one sitting. they might die
>>20426407>I was so disappointed when I found out BLM was a socialist organization and none of the tens of millions of dollars donated to them were used to help out Black people.Yeah, it's great. BLM is run by a handful of con artists who all got super rich from running the organization and they have never, ever given a flying shit about the purported cause itself.
>>20428760the broiled tasted is liquid smoke and the mayo is heavy mayonnaise with msg added.
>>20428572A gallon of mayo lasts our family of 4 a good month
>>20428913For me it's extra heavy duty mayonnaise
why are half the posts in this thread about black men's cum?
>>20427573you just have to use more
>>20428996/pol/ can't stop thinking about it
>>20427799Exceptional gay
>>20426292It has more sugar.Just buy a really cheap shitty high sugar one from the supermarket and it's almost identical.
>>20428891>might
>>20428219its shit, the contrast between warm food and a cold sauce is gag inducing. all condiments should be used room temp
>>20427799yes, kys
>>20426292both are shit, and maccas uses fake mayo
>>20428967a family of 4 obese that is
>>20431830The fuck is "fake mayo"? Mayo's just acid and oil emulsified.
>>20431824>the contrast between warm food and a cold sauce is gag inducingthis is just objectively a bad opinion you retard, cold and hot go together very well
>>20426292Because you can rarely find Heinz mayo on a storeshelf. Those are the packets of mayo you get at decent sandwich places.
>>20426292Finally, a good thread.
>>20428760I’ve gotten pretty damn close on a Weber kettle.
>>20427515Better than guzzling cum like an aids ridden faggot
>>20426303You can if you go to food service stores or order online
>>20426292cream of sum yung guy
