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I legit think that drinking coffee is slowly turning me schizophrenic. I don't even like it that much, I prefer soda since it has less caffeine.
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>>20425615
Then don't drink it dumbass
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>>20425615
Why are you drinking it then?
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>>20425615
coffee is the only thing keeping your schizophrenia at bay
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>>20425631
Stimulants are not good for schizophrenia, they make you credulous. They're not as bad as marijuana for schizos, but they're not good.
Except nicotine, nicotine works really well for schizos and no one knows why. Stop drinking coffee and start vaping, OP. Or get some zyns
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>>20425639
THIS GUY ISN'T REAL
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How do I know if I'm actually mentally ill. I don't want to go to a psych doctor. They'll diagnose anything. Can I go straight to getting a brainscan to see if there's something physically wrong? It'd be such a load off me if a doctor went
>oh see you're fucked up because your brain is undeveloped
But if I just got diagnosed on paper I'd never trust it

Who am I kidding I'm American oll never afford a brain scan
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>>20425615
I've been drinking coffee instead of water for years in hopes i become Terry Davis
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>>20425661
>I'm American oll never afford a brain scan
Get papajohns instead.
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>>20425651
Stop being a nigger
>>20425661
What kind of mental illness do you think you have? I have no expertise of any kind but I'll diagnose you unethically rn
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>>20425615
soda is poison.
coffee is less poisonous.
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>>20425639
Nicotine makes them temporarily unschizo
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>>20425615
caffeine made me schizo and I dont regret it
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Did King Terry drink coffee?
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>>20426802
he drank a ton of soda
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Is it schizophrenic to get mad every time you see someone use "legit"? Are we on IRC? Text messaging on a phone? Type the whole word out for fucks sake.
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>>20428675
what do you think schizophrenia is
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>>20428675
sounds more like autism
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>>20428675
legit seething
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>>20428675
>be you, a frogposter
>"WRITE 'LEGITIMATELY' DO IT NOW
>BAKE THE CAKE STRAIGHTS
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>>20428675
illegit post
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>>20429346
like Agatha, Arthur, and Dash in minority report
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>>20425615
you already are
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>>20425615
>I prefer soda since it has less caffeine.
then why are you drinking coffe then? drink water or some shit
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>>20425615
You could drink a smaller amount of coffee, or make it weaker.

I can only have caffeine infrequently. If I have it regularly then it's like I'm never truly asleep or awake, kind of just always in between. And that makes things feel weird. I'm aware when I'm dreaming but drowsy when awake.
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It's bizarre how people hyper fixate over caffeine in cofeve. It's just an added benefit to an already tasty drink.
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>>20425661
>Who am I kidding I'm American oll never afford a brain scan

its when you’re attacking strangers that scan your brain in order to figure out how you became god. Thats when you have a problem.
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>>20430924
I like coffee so much I've been dabbling with decaf.



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