What do you get at your friendly neighborhood cafe? Me, I tend to go for an iced chai latte.
why do you think people care what you do ?
I don't have local cafes, I live in the woods in the northern Midwest. But I did just split a ton of white oak and drank a beer.
>>20407822Looks comfi op. Where is that? Im guessing nyc or chicago
>>20407834Vesuvio in SoHo. Just chilling here for a bit while I figure out what else to do with my day and thought I’d check in with /ck/. How’s everyone doing?
>>20407822>What do you get at your friendly neighborhood cafe?there are many cafes, especially on the same block I live on but I refuse to go to them because of how overpriced everything is. I make the trip to the local grocery store instead and make matcha green tea with a ham veggie sandwich at home because I once got that same combo at a local cafe but for $15
>>20407822I can tell you with all honesty that I don't go to any "friendly neighborhood cafe." They're all freaks and I don't want to be around them. It's like that upper west side bullshit show "friends" loaded by freakjobs. GTFO!
>>20407843It not the price, it's the weirdos. Stay away from the freakjobs.
>>20407843Who the fuck in their right mind sits around in some "comphy cafe?"
>>20407866I believe you have replied to the wrong person
>>20407866Young people
>>20407822>what do you get at your friendly neighborhood cafe?Shot, don't come to Chicago. I'm strapped always.
>>20407898Heck, even when I was a kid I didn't sit around in stupid cafes, that crap makes no sense and is bloody well boring.
>>20407843>matcha green tea with a ham veggie sandwichWhat are you some kind of homosexual?
>>20407907People watching is fun, bring a camera next time.
>>20407912Fun for you, you freak
>>20407914The next time that you leave your house I'm going to get 500 pictures of you
>>20407910>What are you some kind ofyou are projecting your sexual perversion
>>20407834Of course it's NYC you can literally see the Jews walking past
Flat white
>>20407937You left out Frisco, 199% fag zone.
>>20407824you need a hug bro?
>>20407975a handshake will suffice.
>>20407838Don't you have any friends to talk you?/CK/ will never be your friend. Go away faggot.
>>20407822Not that I liked "friendly neighborhood cafe" places but covid and the mask wearing stupidity really killed a lot of them off.
>>20407982It's fist bumping now, nobody wants to shake your filthy dirty hand.
>>20407997they actually changed it to elbow bumps now since covidget with the fucking programme loser.
>>20408000>elbow bumpsHow gay is that?
>>20408007i wouldnt consider it homosexual but it was a fucking stupid thing. i dont even know who tried to push it, tiktok or twitter you decide.
>>20408012You seem to know about a lot of that homosexual touching. You're gonna go right down into the cauldrens of boiling sewage. Are you French or Canadian?
>>20408024neither.
>>20408030LIES!
>>20408032i dont lie.
>>20408012>a stupid thingAdmit it now, you took some D in the A.You're a fucking fag!
>>20407975Nta but I do
>>20408138same
>>20407822Depending on what they have, I usually get one of the following:>Hot latte with rose flavor.>Hot pumpkin spice coffee. (they sometimes sell it well past October, even if it's not on the menu)>Hot coffee with cream and or caramel flavor.
>>20407937>guy with a backpack>2 guys wearing baseball hats>must be The JewsSchizoid enough to belong in /pol/
>>20408138>>20408211We're all frens here.
i would probably just stay home if i wanted teawhen i go to one of my local cafes i get a pourover or a cortado, usually
>>20408475I never got around to trying floral lattes until recently but found I really like rose and lavender. there's a place on the UES called Remi that does a 'berry rose tea latte' that's fantastic
>>20408888Why is flower-flavored coffee so hard to find? Neither Dunkin Donuts nor Starbucks has it.
>>20407822the city looks intimidatingthe shade looks cold
Manhattan is such a sad, sterile place. Basically a simulation of a “big city” filled with NPCs.
>>20407822>>20407838OP is a woman
>>20408475>>20408888More females
>>20407822>caféBeer of course. Proper Belgian beer. Lots of it until I piss my pants and struggle my way home in my car.
I always get a BBC latte (BlueBerry Cobbler, it's blueberry + butter pecan)
I go behind the counter and rape the 8/10 big tittied emo girl who made it and cum deep inside her little pussy while she violently kicks back at me and struggles and screams while I hold her arms behind her back and I also get myself a regular hot coffee with one crème and one sugar
>>20407838did you get mugged? stabbed? bodyslammed?
>>20411750Creme squeezed directly from the emo girl's udders ofc
>>20407822I don't buy coffee anymore. I make it at home.When I did get coffee, I'd always get 5 espresso shots + hot water in a large cup. As an occasional treat I'd get a chamomile hibiscus house tea they made on my way home. I've since cut my caffeine intake down to just two cups of normal brewed coffee.
>>20411750are you that guy from always sunny? in real life, I think he's married to that actor (female)
This morning it’s a vanilla oat latte. I’ve been trying to get away from sweetening my coffee but it’s really cold today so nyah.
Can't you people just drink a cup of coffee like a normal person and not add 1:1 milk or sugar
>>20407822I'm finally living my gayass lil dream I used to have about living across the street from a cute place I could visit most days but it's too fucking expensive now. A big coffee and pastry/sandwich + tip will run you close to $20, it's FUCKED UP.
>>20411803places like this are cool until you finally visit europe and realise these are just really shitty imitations that dont even come close to what theyre trying to impersonate
>>20407822>that bokehdo phoneposters really
>>20407822iced drinks are a travesty and an abomination to the entire culinary institution, the fact that you're filling up on what is essentially dessert in a cup what a fucking waste of calories. And even if you take an Americano or an iced capp with low fat milk you've still abused the flavor by watering that shit up with all the ice they add, why not just drink a simple hot coffee i literally cannot abide flavored drinks or coffees with creamers why do americans fucking love creamers, why did they even invent creamers why do they need to have a lil extra useless fucking fat in it
>>20415111You sound like a sperg.
I usually just grab a cafe mocha, but I only go about once a month as a treat
