Do cryptobros really
>>58425389He’s not wrong
>>58425389ETH is a shitcoin but this nigga did the right thing
>>58425389no prenup, no wife materialsimple as
marrying your bags is the dumbest thing you can do in crypto>"Don't let yourself get attached to an investment you are not willing to sell out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner”nakamoto coefficient being attacked? walk outnew fork for compliance? walk outdevs bending over to government? walk outfeds trying to chainal your bags? walk outnew project is better, more private, more robust? walk outcode is code, don't let anyone fool you into some spiritual connection shit
>>58425460>nakamoto coefficient>privacy>"fundamentals"
>>58425389meanwhile i have>Applied Maths PHD>All college debt paid>No job but make 30k a month doing buy and sell on pinksale>Fit (I go to the gym)>Fairly decent lookingand can't still find a girl, who is this retard and what did he do to find a girl to marry him when he was this much of a dumbass
>>58425546To quote a wise man; "It's About The Face".
if she didnt want a prenup that just proves her "love" was based entirely on the prospect of taking all of your shitshe didnt care about him or love him, she didnt want to live a happy life together, she was literally just using him because she wanted all of his shitas retarded as this sounds ETH literally saved him from financial ruin
>>58425546I'm new and confused as to how do you trade on pinksale, what do I need to do in order to start doing it, since it clearly is a new thing and not supported by 'reputable' platform like binance or bybit.
>>58425546I notice you did not list having a decent personality. Why would anyone want to hang around you all day if you don’t?
>>58425389The wife probably holds SSNC
>>58425510>omg why did my bags go to 0?????cypherpunks run the show, get used to it or drown
>>58425546>who is this retard and what did he do to find a girl to marry himhe found some hoe that was passed around in HS, didn't care about "her past" and put up with her being at high BMIthe girl you're imagining does not match reality
>>58425389Since I began my crypto journey I've had many partners, and every single one of then have lasted just enough. You see, I never told them I do crypto. But then someday they start to notice things, start asking questions, "hun, what exactly do you do at work?" So I dodge. And then, the questions become too specific, "hey hun I saw on facebook that btc is pumping, I overheard you last night, whats that? how many do you have? are you wasting our money?">"Our money"Not married, not living together and now its our money.That's the sign they need to go. So I start making excuses, putting the cold shoulder, avoid all confrontation spending all night on bars and hide my private laptop in a safe somewhere undisclosed. They just grow tired an leave. Last one was very smart, sweet sweet Lisa. She came upfront and asked if I was staking $ssnc. I went pale. It's been 3 weeks since the last time I was home and even more since I saw her. At least she gave up texting and calling quick.I'll be dead and stiff before sharing my money with some random lady, I'd rather stay alone until I make it.
>>58425602this sadly
My gf has no idea I am into crypto and never will. If she knew I was nearly 7 figures deep in this I would never hear the end of it from her. And when I make it, I'll find another.
>>58426067>hey chatgpt make me a short 10 lined story about sexual partners and some literal who shitcoin I think it's gonna change everything
>>58425389Stopped reading at "my obsession with $ETH'. The cringe got to me way too quickly.
>>58426133this sad fuckers.,
>>58426067I think you have problems and need to see a therapist.
>>58425389Marriage is a huge mistake in the first place. If he realized over something as stupid as "muh Effirumz impact" then so be it, nigga avoided a cannonball.
>>58425460Is this an excerpt from some book all paper hand faggots that sell immediately after buying at the wrong time have read or something? This kinda shit is why we get so many annoying pink wojak spam threads. "NOOOOOOOOOO YOU TOLD ME TO BUYYYYY".
>>58426067cool story bro. im sure your wife knew what shitcoin #4192391409 you were holding just like that.
>>58425546why do young men pay so much attention to having a woman in their life. get friends, god damn, buy a good onahole to recreate what a pussy feels like. hurr durr i need someone to pour my feelings to waa. no woman nowadays is going to take that shit man nobody cares we are all lonelier than ever thanks to social media and modern living standards. get over it.alternatively go to some stoner friendly band concert, buy weed once you are stoned talk to some girl and offer her a blunt or something.
>>58426067>Our moneyJesus this post serves as a good short horror story.
>>58425396>>58426161Good luck finding a Trad Wife who stays at home like a good baby-making machine yet signs a prenup that ensures she'll have nothing to fall back on when you upgrade to a newer model.>>58426137> muh few millimeters of bones. if only.
>>58426133hey chatgpt, explain to this poor faggot how to change his life before he ends up raping someone. Maybe he needs some professional help or keep his savings in $SUPER.
>>58426562another super shill, email verification didn't do anything to this shithole
>>58426562he probably already raped someone
>>58426179>>58425396no hymen no diamond no exceptions
>>58426161Pre-nup shows you are already planning your exit if things get hard and they will.
>>58426141it's from Heatand I'm not talking about dollar price
>>58425389Unironically smart. Dude would have been fucked and she sounds narcissistic so she definitely would have tried to end him.
>>58426067>So I start making excuses, putting the cold shoulder, avoid all confrontationFeminine behavior. Just fucking break up with her you pussy. Why are you being all gay and passive by not directly telling her to fuck off?
>>58426067You mother fucker you had me up until ssnc lmfao fuck you
any man fawning over an altcoin like eth is too high erogen to be a husband anyway
if you need a prenup dont marry the woman
>>58425389>he didn't sell his eth>he didn't wait for gravity labs to release>he didn't trick the practice gf into becoming the practice wife>he didn't make it and get wife changing moneyhe's retarded
