>All Women have Gimmicks>Literally each one has a gimmick wherever you go>School, college, work, family, you will never find a woman without a gimmick>Guys have no gimmick and are like indie who wrestlers>Can't cut a promo on instagram>Make up + Attire + One pose/ face for every single photo>They're entire life is a work, a kayfabe>They will shoot on you if you get married/GF them>They will work you as hookers and porn and actresses but you gotta pay them and not in hotdogs>You have to buy into the woman's kayfabe of romance and "build a relationship" and "impress" them else they fight with or divorce you for exposing the business>Men can't get a push because they're too focused on the in-ring wrestling and not the kayfabe>The only guys who get a push or a strap are the ones from the attitude eraMFW WOMEN ARE WRESTLING IRL AND I'M A R9000SMARK WHO WILL NEVER GET LAIDAAAAAAAHHHGHGGGWHATTHEFUCK IT CAN'T END THIS WAY
youre a dork
>OP SHOOTS HARD on women
>>12940612OP get laid you fucking faggot ass loser jesus christ man.
>>12940612Calm down OP.You know what will take the edge off? Listening to "My Fantasy World" by DJ Billybool
mfw im a flippy shitter who is happy to be herei'm not getting laid lads
I got some advice for ya, kidTake a showerHit the weightsGet a ding-dong diddly clueYour welcome
>caring about womanettysbecome gay and you will have 5 star classics in your bed every night with a cute boy
>>12940612No idea why people are mad at this. It’s a shoot
tell us how you really feel
>got the dancing gimmick where I get to boogie with scantily clad women every night
>>12940612Now for the reality:>women are jobbers>constantly needing a payday>their in ring careers short>get fat career over>really never have unique gimmicks >men hit their primes later>longer careers>actually draw the dimes>when they are over looks matter much less>go on to run the fed
>>12940841Most men will never have the career peaks that women do though.
>tfw femboy whos really over with the boys but get zero heat with the female roster
>>12940849Womens come sooner and don't last as long. I would rather have 20 years of earning $600,000 a year than 6 of earning $1 million.
>>12940876Post pits brother
>>12940876post soles brother
Romance is real, if you lusting hard you will do what it takes to make her feel special. A lot of them don’t deserve it these days though.
rate this promo lads
>>1294107510/10 put the strap on in him
>>129410753/10, made by a seething retard
>>12941060Romance isn't real. Read Schopenhauer and get a clue
>>12941113Read what?
Tfw currently working the COVID gimmick
>>12941133Just look up Schopenhauer and read up on his theory of "the will". Google is your friend
>>12940672NUMBER ONE DJ ON THE PLANET MANNN
>>12940612Why are frogposters like this?
You know you can make a girl break kayfabe by going into business for yourself and hitting her right? After a while she will listen to everything you say and won’t do that entire act shit again right? She starts pulling the “buuuut baaaabe” shit and you smack her lightly, she will start breathing rapidly and say “I’m sorry I’m sorry” and you smack her a little harder a few times, just hard enough to sting a bit. she will know you are holding back and that if she continues that she is going to look like Act brother. You can also mentally break her by always talking down to her and insulting her but then always reinforcing it with “I love you” and being sweet to her. This will confuse her and she will eventually cut the crap that annoys you AKA her gimmick brother.
>>12941493My nigga
>>12941075 I'm not sure if it is a face or a heel. 4/10.
>>12940612HOLY PIPEBOMB
>>12941593basically this i mean if you're hitting your woman and she sticks around then you're clearly doing something right
>>12941512they are sexless incels
