Post the best caves and personal stories about caving here, idiot.
aren’t you guys >>>/out/ ?
>>755obligatory nutty putty cave post
>>765But spelunking is done inside.
>>755>inb4 Nutty Putty cave incident
>>847>the virgin nutty putty post>the chad floyd collins post
>>755Fucking Jesus Christ in heaven, how can anyone enjoy that? I can watch mexican cartel members saw off someone's head with a rusty knife without feeling a thing, but even just thinking about someone squeezing themselves through the bowels of Earth and getting stuck makes me shiver.
>>1136Are you fat?
>>1136>he doesn't want to spend eternity in the embrace of mommy earth's tight holes.gay
>>755underwater cave diving is the true power play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhPdB5fxKA0
>>755Do wh*te people really?
>>765/out/ is atrocious
>>1136>he doesn't want to become the DRR DRR DRRshameful
>>1136you are subhuman pedro, go back you fat spicshit.
>>1461junji ito is spooky man, this one was one of the remarkable ones.
>>755share stories about spooky caveswe /x/s now
>>766>die doing what you love>get the entire cave to yourself for all eternitybased
>>755This is all nightmare fuel.
>>1853>Die in a ditch>A ditch called fucking Nutty Putty.
>>755This board is so gay. Why are they making all these boards? Is it just to pad out 4channel.org?
>>3267most terrifying death I can imagine
>>3326the fact he was cool with crawling around in extremely confined spaces to begin with makes me think he wasn't claustrophobic enough to be terrified about being trapped upside down
>>3267why would you go in headfirst for pete's sake
>>3298To kill the site the same way he killed 2ch.
>>3345and directly upside down. That should set off every "nope" reaction possible
https://youtu.be/UVEU6n2eKtgNot a cave but this vid spooked the shit out of me. Skip to 12:00.Also I've never caved but taking a trip with anons sounds fun
>>911>Although Collins was an unknown figure in his lifetime, the fame he gained from his death led to him being memorialized on his tombstone as the "Greatest Cave Explorer Ever Known".
>>3298To compete with Reddit
>>3410>do you hear that?maybe if you would SHUT YOUR FAT FUCKING MOUTH
>>3410https://youtu.be/yCy8iWxf1Us?t=464I'm starting to think he might be full of shit, but I dunno.
>>3552If it is real, he was definitely just trying to calm himself down by talking. He started rationalizing everything that it could be. But idk man, sounds like people whispering to me.
>>3573Yeah, possibly. That sound wasn't nearly as spooky. He wasn't as deep and it also sounded like a radio or something rather tham creepy ethereal whispers.
For me, it's Abandoned and Forgotten Places.
>>3410>>3573It's funny how none of Gly's many, many videos ever have any spooky audio tracks dubbed over him while he goes through 500m levels where dozens of people died...
>>3267why didn't they just break his legs. His life was at stake
>>4096Got a link to a good one? I have nothing going on right now.
>>4105For now here's his newest one which I just started watching myself, looks like he found something cool just from the title. I'll try to find my favorite one too.https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=UUbEtGk2SvU
>>4105This one isn't too impressive but kind of kinohttps://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=NJpABL-_VykThe Silver Souls mine videos are good too, there are a few in a miniseries
>>1136it's not all like that anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5omDvbwJDs
>>4167This is so cool let me try this>>2>>11>>111
>>4174Ok so it appears all posts before atleast 200 are ded. Let me try>>239>>238>>230>>220>>210>>201
>>4180Alright so it appears>>4And>>10Are still alive. Screenshot while you can frens. For today we are no longer /asp/ies, but /xs/iles.
Cave of the Winds. It's a magical, labyrinthian attraction.
>>4192Hoping that one of the archives like 4plebs will pick this one up soon if they haven't already
>>4212why did you have to sperg out in the only cool looking thread on this board? make your own fucking thread
>>765they are. because it's not a sport at all.
>>4218I love how you manage to link the only post in that chain that wasn't him, but me:>>4111>>4120Anyways calm the fuck down lol
any other Éirebros here? cant wait to get back into it >>1136its really not that bad, most people dont do too much tight squeezes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq9AULh2ECA
I was actually set to start caving with a grotto, but the second meeting was literally when lockdowns started.Have a picture I took over the summer.
>>3386He was navigating by memory, and had visited the cave when he was younger and smaller. Should've had a map and/or a guide
>>2109Can't tell if vore fetish shit or actual caving setup. Looks veiny in there.
>>755Planning to hike and cave in Gargantua Alberta later on this year, pretty hype for the first experience
>>1421hmm yes today I shall visit the sightless fathoms where lurk the foulest creatures known to man and then I shall crawl into an even deeper narrow cave with nothing to sustain my life except a limited bulky supply of air as likely to kill me by getting me stuck as anything elseand I shall do all of this for entertainment
>>3410this was proven fake, it's stock audio from a video.makes sense too, he wanted to give the flashlight ad extra exposure, that's why he doesn't do paranormal shit in all his other videos
nice threaddumping some photos
Has any of you ever found a cryptid or something unexplainable with caving?
>>4644well I found a mouse in an abandoned minecunt got lost in there and was living off caver biscuits n shit
Anyone else jack off and ejaculate all over the wall after discovering a hidden entrance in those underwater caves?
>>1136You are a psychopath, what's new.
>>3267i would rather be lost in space for all eternity
>>4644yea once i found a cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers
*blocks your path*
>>755caving is fucking extreme when you're in a weird cramped corner of the earth and everyones flashlights lose power at the same time and you have to change batteries by feel alone
>>5972This only happens to unprepared retards.
>>3267>>3326>>3337Crawling around in a space like that is one thing but to squeeze down head first into a completely unmapped bit of tunnel? Just seems straight up silly. >>4102I think it said because he's been upside down for so long the was fluid collecting in his lungs or some shit and the shock induced from breaking his legs could have been enough to kill him
>>62011) not having a backup light somewhere accessible, even just a red LED running off a hearing aid battery2) the chances of having two or more lights die within a minute of each other is absurdly low, and LEDs can pull power from pretty much everything down to a sack of potatoes, so if you didn't notice them getting dimmer, you're big dumb.
>>755Based, caving is extremely underrated. It's the only way to go where nobody else has been before without becoming the first man to go to Mars or some crazy shit like that.
>>6240>shock induced from breaking his legs could have been enough to kill himSo... put him under anesthesia?
>>755it'd be pretty funny to go cave exploring, then wait till the guy in front of you gets stuck and start fucking his ass and then cum all over his turds and leave him there with his pants down
>>6287now THAT'S extreme
>>6258t. never been a caver.ok champ
>>765Yeah out of the closet!
>>5972I was alone in a situation like that once back then when gas lamp were still in use. Thankfully I just had to wait the rest of the group to catch up.
>>6287I was once the last in the group, and the woman in front of me had the crotch of her overalls split. V nice.
Who's the best caving youtuber and why is it Derek Bristol?https://www.youtube.com/c/DerekBristol/featured
>>4597Still less dangerous then living in a big city.And anyway you need a ton of logged dives before anyone will qualify you to cave dive so if you have the cert chances are you know what you are doing.
>>7168people who willingly live in big cities are subhumanpeople who willingly go underwater cave diving are just nutsthat's the difference
>>4632What on earth am I looking at here?
>>765>>1459/out/ went to shit since /pol/fags flooded it last march
>>7707/pol/tards flooded every board.
>>755Getting lost underground for three hours is not a sport.
>>7707Cope and sneed faggot do a kickflip
>>3298to give you cucks a containment board. you will never be /fit/
>>7837how will anon recover?
>>1273fat squeezes, he's probably big boned
I'm going on my first survey trip in Pennsylvania in a few weeks. We'll be moving to a location a few miles into the cave system and then surveying from there.Does anyone have experience with surveying and would like to give some advice? I'll be the point person. >pic related
>>3267Go dig a secret hole for young lovers initiates back in and hide it under a rock. I want him listening to white teenagers having unmarried conception sex in his tomb for all time.
>>4292that looks sick, where is that?
>>3410https://youtu.be/naIEpELSgAMtime to deboonk
>>5351were they hot
>>9324Are you using Distos or Neolithic eye measurements? Either way, If you're point man consider what your team has to do at the points you mark. Don't be a jack ass and place the point somewhere near impossible to measure from, sometimes it cant be helped but Id rather just do an extra point then rip my crotch open doing a split. Don't try to be cool guy and go for super long shot points again, I'd rather just have an extra then poor accuracy. All in all, it's not as hard as it looks. What's hard is doing it all quickly while still managing to have any chance of connecting loops with good accuracy.
Nothing stupider in the planet than cavers who go into small holes. Can't change my opinion on this one.
HELP HELP I'M STUCK IT'S NOT FUNNY PULL ME OUT I WANT TO GO HOME HELP
some of you may have similar interests in this thread >>9851
these threads henceforth should be labeled 'cave dwellers'
>>9843first i'm gonna cum in your ass
>>10732but I nuttyputty from there
>>3267What really scares me is the fact he was upside down. I think I could handle being stuck somewhere tight if my head had a fair amount of space and I was right side up, but imagining my head trapped in that tiny little gap with all my weight pressing down on me and no way to back up sends chills up my spine.