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people who freeze to death in hard to reach places are basically cementing themselves in the museums of the futurethese once living time capsules will tell scientists a lot about what life was like now
>>622Alright, I'm heading out. You want me to get you anything?
>>622Extremely out of breath.
>>644As will our huge recorded records
>>666Well I guess I can retire from 4chan with that get
>>666Somehow it seems ominous when Satan says that.
>>666i just want to reply to satan at least once in my life, that is the sole purpose of this post
>>661Care to get me some hot chocolate, please?
>>666thank you satan
Didn't Green Boots get tossed off the ledge by a Chinese expedition team out of respect?
>>956>respectif i died on a mountain i'd want my body to be left there forever, there's no bigger disrespect than to have some chink throw me off the cliff
>>666your records will catch fire in hell, satan
>>666Me after reading this post
>>666insha allah he may bless me with digits to destroy you satan
>>666>EMPWhoops digital>TimeWhoops cheap paperAll that will be left will be few statues of modern art and their inscriptions hacked in stone tablets at the base of the statue, dedicating them to the rights transsexuals to shit on the streets freely.
>>666The devils trips
>>666How's life as the world champ Mr. Satan?
>>666put me in the screencap
>>622damn I can't find that fit check edit of this photo
>>666Praise be the one and only moot. Fuck satan. Fuck religion. Fuck me.
>>2897>EMP>Whoops digitalWhen will this idiotic meme die?
>>666S A T A NATAN
>>666put me in the screencap or your mother will die in her sleep tonight!
>>3157I cant find sauce on this particular pic, if its the whole pic or cropped
>>644yeah just keep it cold
>>666Nice to meet you Satan, big fan
>>956>>1046this, please tell me it isn’t true
>>1046>you will never die on everest just to have your body sit there for who knows how many years
>>622the first time I heard everest is littered with dead bodies like this (which you have to view in full display as you're climbing it) it spooked the fuck out of me. and they're casually using those bodies like fucking flagpoles to tell how close they are to the summit. imagine being in that wintry wasteland, where you can hardly even breathe, shivering in freezing cold, in the night, and sleeping among hundreds of dead bodies around you, watching you (with open eyes and perfectly preserved faces) continually reminding you: you'll potentially become one of them: a frozen statue to be preserved for all eternity, a humanoid mammoth, and a contemporary navigation tool for people who are about to meet the same fate that you did. if you strapped a dildo on your helmet, even in 50 years people are gonna pass by you, look at you and say: "oh, look, we reached the faggot! we must be close.". that's going to be your legacy. a faggot, who died on a mountain.how the fuck did climbing everest get spinned as something positive in popular culture with upbeat music and shit?
>>666Problem: most of it is going to be fake.
>>6154what? the holy number is dead?
>>5839>how the fuck did climbing everest get spinned as something positive in popular culture with upbeat music and shit?When filthy casuals think that they can climb Everest easily...
>>622do you think they dookie and peepee in their pants when they finally die or is their body so cold that the poop has frozen in their butt?
>>666Proof positive that technology is a product of the devil.
>>666I don’t get it
>>666fuck off satan
Damn it.It woulda been cool >>6666 replied to >>666
>>5839Regarding your last question, the fact that it is both the world's tallest mountain and that it is relatively accessible to the public that might want to climb it drastically decrease the lowest common denominator to the point where failures become more common.
>>666Proof that dinosaur bones are fake (created by satan)
>>666Best get in a while
>>666Fill my ass with lava and call me the light bringer
curious if >>1 still exists
>>8113sticky, that makes sense. alright, >>2
>>666Begone Satan, lest ye become witness to these hands
>>666somebody tell /x/
>>666based and satan pilled
>>666The idea that hell is fire and heat is a silly one. Satan himself has come with a reminder: hell is cold, hell is frozen, hell is an eternity of records of everything, frozen forever. Don't put my cringe in the inevitable screencap.
My life goal is to get very close to the summit of Everest, remove my clothes, and spread my asshole wide open while I freeze to death. I will place my spread open asshole in a place every single climber passes, and it will be known across the world that to summit Everest, you have to pass White Asshole. Then nobody will be able to climb Everest without being called gay.
>>5839But it's the truth. Why are you upset by the truth?
I read that sometimes sherpas will go up and get them and they just chuck them off the edge of the mountain and ones lower down drag them back.
>>9258who is that?
>>9258he looks like he knew HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW 5 GUM.
>>5839I would probably try to make a funny face/pose as I freeze.
>>666Just here to reply to Satan
>>666/x/ is foaming
>>666Based and devilpilled
>>6253Lol i bet it is relatively easy though, as long as you're not disgustingly out of shape and you're not a quitter.
>>5839Most recent deaths are 20-30yo's who fell and 40-60yo's who got altitude sicknessAka inexperienced narcissists with a spare $100k
>>622pretty based way to die, preserved for eternity
>>666OMG DEVIL NUMBER LMAO!!! LET'S COMPLETELY DERAIL THE TOPIC OF THE THREAD!!!
what's the most EXTREEEEME preserved death position "The Eternal Everest" or "The Flunking Spelunking"