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Don’t mind me, I’m just chillin here
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people who freeze to death in hard to reach places are basically cementing themselves in the museums of the future
these once living time capsules will tell scientists a lot about what life was like now
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cool
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>>622
Alright, I'm heading out. You want me to get you anything?
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>>622
Extremely out of breath.
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>>644
As will our huge recorded records
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>>666
Satan begone
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>>666
Bros....
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>>666
Well I guess I can retire from 4chan with that get
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>>666
Somehow it seems ominous when Satan says that.
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>>666
i just want to reply to satan at least once in my life, that is the sole purpose of this post
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>>661
Care to get me some hot chocolate, please?
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>>666
hello satan
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>>666
Howdy Lucifer!
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>>666
thank you satan
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Didn't Green Boots get tossed off the ledge by a Chinese expedition team out of respect?
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>>956
>respect
if i died on a mountain i'd want my body to be left there forever, there's no bigger disrespect than to have some chink throw me off the cliff
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>>666
your records will catch fire in hell, satan
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>>666
based
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>>666
Me after reading this post
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>>666
blessed
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>>666
CURSED
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>>666
insha allah he may bless me with digits to destroy you satan
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>>666
>EMP
Whoops digital
>Time
Whoops cheap paper

All that will be left will be few statues of modern art and their inscriptions hacked in stone tablets at the base of the statue, dedicating them to the rights transsexuals to shit on the streets freely.
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>>666
The devils trips
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>>666
mmm numbers
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>>666
devilish
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>>666
How's life as the world champ Mr. Satan?
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>>666
based satan
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>>666
put me in the screencap
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>>666
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>>666
Devilish
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>>666
Hail Satan
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>>622
damn I can't find that fit check edit of this photo
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>>666
Praise be the one and only moot. Fuck satan. Fuck religion. Fuck me.
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>>2897
>EMP
>Whoops digital
When will this idiotic meme die?
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>>666
witnessed
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>>666
based
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>>666
S A T A N
A
T
A
N
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>>666
put me in the screencap or your mother will die in her sleep tonight!
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>>666
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>>3157
I cant find sauce on this particular pic, if its the whole pic or cropped
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>>4290
same
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>>644
yeah just keep it cold
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>>666
Nice to meet you Satan, big fan
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>>956
>>1046
this, please tell me it isn’t true
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>you will never die on everest just to have your body sit there for who knows how many years
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the first time I heard everest is littered with dead bodies like this (which you have to view in full display as you're climbing it) it spooked the fuck out of me. and they're casually using those bodies like fucking flagpoles to tell how close they are to the summit.

imagine being in that wintry wasteland, where you can hardly even breathe, shivering in freezing cold, in the night, and sleeping among hundreds of dead bodies around you, watching you (with open eyes and perfectly preserved faces) continually reminding you: you'll potentially become one of them: a frozen statue to be preserved for all eternity, a humanoid mammoth, and a contemporary navigation tool for people who are about to meet the same fate that you did. if you strapped a dildo on your helmet, even in 50 years people are gonna pass by you, look at you and say: "oh, look, we reached the faggot! we must be close.". that's going to be your legacy. a faggot, who died on a mountain.

how the fuck did climbing everest get spinned as something positive in popular culture with upbeat music and shit?
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>>666
Problem: most of it is going to be fake.
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>>666
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>>666
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>>666
witnessed
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>>69
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>>666
>>777
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>>6154
what? the holy number is dead?
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>>666
Witnessed
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>>5839
>how the fuck did climbing everest get spinned as something positive in popular culture with upbeat music and shit?
When filthy casuals think that they can climb Everest easily...
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>>622
do you think they dookie and peepee in their pants when they finally die or is their body so cold that the poop has frozen in their butt?
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>>666
Proof positive that technology is a product of the devil.
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>>666
I don’t get it
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>>666
fuck off satan
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>>666
witnessed
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Damn it.
It woulda been cool >>6666 replied to >>666
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>>5839
Regarding your last question, the fact that it is both the world's tallest mountain and that it is relatively accessible to the public that might want to climb it drastically decrease the lowest common denominator to the point where failures become more common.
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>>666
Proof that dinosaur bones are fake (created by satan)
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>>666
thank you satan
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>>666
Best get in a while
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>>666
Fill my ass with lava and call me the light bringer
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>>666
oof
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curious if >>1 still exists
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>>8113
sticky, that makes sense. alright, >>2
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>>666
Begone Satan, lest ye become witness to these hands
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>>666
SHEEEIIIIITTTTTTT
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>>666
somebody tell /x/
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>>666
based and satan pilled
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>>5839
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>>666
The idea that hell is fire and heat is a silly one. Satan himself has come with a reminder: hell is cold, hell is frozen, hell is an eternity of records of everything, frozen forever.

Don't put my cringe in the inevitable screencap.
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>>420
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>>666
cringe
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>>666
devilish digits
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My life goal is to get very close to the summit of Everest, remove my clothes, and spread my asshole wide open while I freeze to death. I will place my spread open asshole in a place every single climber passes, and it will be known across the world that to summit Everest, you have to pass White Asshole. Then nobody will be able to climb Everest without being called gay.
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>>666
Hail Stan!
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>>5839
But it's the truth. Why are you upset by the truth?
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I read that sometimes sherpas will go up and get them and they just chuck them off the edge of the mountain and ones lower down drag them back.
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>>9258
who is that?
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>>9258
he looks like he knew HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW 5 GUM.
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>>666
Ave Satanas.
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>>5839
I would probably try to make a funny face/pose as I freeze.
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>>666
Just here to reply to Satan
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>>666
thanks, s8n
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>>666
/x/ is foaming
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>>666
Fugg
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>>666
Based and devilpilled
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>>666
Uh oh.
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>>6253
Lol i bet it is relatively easy though, as long as you're not disgustingly out of shape and you're not a quitter.
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>>5839
Most recent deaths are 20-30yo's who fell and 40-60yo's who got altitude sickness
Aka inexperienced narcissists with a spare $100k
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>>666
based satan
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>>622
>>420
>>69
>>666
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>>666
hi Satan
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>>9746
Exceptional post
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>>9969
kek
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>>666
dios mio
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>>622
pretty based way to die, preserved for eternity
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LMAO
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>>666
OMG DEVIL NUMBER LMAO!!! LET'S COMPLETELY DERAIL THE TOPIC OF THE THREAD!!!
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what's the most EXTREEEEME preserved death position "The Eternal Everest" or "The Flunking Spelunking"





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