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ITT: We take a non-extreme sport and change it to make it extreme.

Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.

Dodgeball with bocce.

Polo but with rodeo horses.

Water polo but the water is slightly acidic so your skin and eyes start to burn after a while and you can only get out (rotating with other team members) once you score.

Any motor sport but without brakes.

Soccer with bowling balls.

Squash but the room is so narrow and you can get hit by the other player's racket.

Basketball but the court is oiled.
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>>38955
100M sprint but there is a sheer cliff drop right at the finish line.
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Baseball but instead of the bat it's a venomous snake that you have to whip to hit the ball.

Chess but the pieces are white-hot metal

Long jump but you land in quicksand

Diving but instead of water it's quicksand.

Equestrian dressage/eventing/jumping but instead of the horse it's a dude carrying on his back.

Rifle shooting but with dodgeball rules.

Hurdling but the obstacles have blades.

Marathon but it's on active train tracks and you run in the same direction as the train that uses them.

Volleyball but you can only play if you're diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome.

Rollerskating with Ben Hur spikes

Table tennis but instead of playing against an opponent it's a wall and you win by lasting longer than your opponent.

Wrestling but in Saudi Arabia.
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Marathon and Moto GP simultaneously on the same circuit.

Fencing with high-power cattleprods

100m but it's two runners sprinting in opposite directions and slapping each other in the face like they're jousting.

Orienteering but it's the Sahara desert.

Curling but it's thin ice on a river.

Long jump but the run up is on an unfrozen ski-jumping slope.

Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.
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Arm wrestling but with the other hand you hit your opponent with various non-cutting objects like bats, batons, bricks, whips, battery acid (diluted for safety), etc.
Each player has an assistant that can switch weapons based on what's needed, and a strategist to recommend the best moves and choices of weaponry.
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Shot put but it's two teams competing against each other on a field.
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Pole Fighting.
Basically pole vaulting but two opponents run against each other, vault without a bar, and hit each other while at the top.
Points are scored based on the hit/s.
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Skeleton sledding but with pregnant women.
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bump
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>>38955
MMA but with krav maga techniques no longer banned
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>>38955
Barefoot figure skating
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>>43060
Ice hockey but half the team is barefoot and the other has normal skates.
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WebM Related.
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ice speedway but they're towing a guy on ice skates who's allowed to interfere with competitors and also there's jumps
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>>38955
>Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.
That sounds like dueling. Someone would shoot everyone else and then just walk across the finish line.
>Polo but with rodeo horses.
Fuck using animals for sports.
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Magnetic Lasso
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>>44838
>guy hangs onto some of the racers for speed
>uses speed to grab a hold of competitor
>starts smashing and jerking the competitor

now that's a sport I'd watch
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>>38955
Soccer but one team is given a drug that accelerates their perception of time and the other team is given a drug that slows their perception of time.
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>>38955
Big wave surfing but all participants are black.

Track running but everyone has Battle Royale style necklaces and the last one gets picked off every few hundred metres.

Football/Soccer with no rules on fouling.
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>>45040
Football/Soccer but all players are theatre arts majors and the ref judges your acting performance when you dive.
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Basketball on pogo sticks
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>>45070
Baseball but the bat is a pogo stick and you also have to use it instead of running
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Wheelchair basketball but on razor scooters
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>>45039
Just take males vs females. That wouldn't be extreme, just boring
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Pretty much this:
>>44794
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>>38955
LAWN DART BADMINTON
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HOT POTATO TENNIS
The ball is a grenade
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>>38955
bullfighting but with no fences
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Blindfolded downhill skiing
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Shirling

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6gu3mbl8SAk
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>>45002
It would have to be cross country, A to B racing, with no set course. That way competitors can make a break for it and navigate separate routes or be more aggressive. My running mates and I have discussed this at length and come to the conclusion the perfect weapon would be a machete because it's also useful for bush whacking.
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>>45040
Elimination racing is somewhat extreme I guess
https://youtu.be/qZ5YC-EeOSU
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eSports
But when you die ingame you die IRL and some other pro eSports player takes your place.
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>>38955
Curling with time-fuse Anti-Personnel mines.
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The Cannonball but with motorcycles.
A bicycle race through an african nation in a civil war
Competitive mountaineering
Baja Death Road
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>>48932
The Cannonball but as a young Black male in the United States of America.
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>>48678
This just sort of sounds like a good idea for everyone involved
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>>40251

>skeleton sledding

had to look this up. Cannot stop laughing.

>I really want a medal but don't want to work for it
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>>38955
Didn't Sadam Hussein or his kid, Uday make the Iraqi soccer team play a round with a concrete ball in punishment for losing an AFC match or something?
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>>49761
Only a problem around other blacks.
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>>52431
Good thing America has plenty
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>>38969
> Volleyball but you can only play if you're diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome.

I laughed so hard I spilt my brekfus all over. Hand over $6 for some tendies as repayment
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>>38955
Basketball but the only fouls are tackles and strikes

American football but no pads

American football but no line, only passes, no penalties
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>>38955
Battleship but both players are connected to an electric shock system. The voltage is turned up for attacks on larger ships, and sinking a ship causes 2-5 straight seconds of shock, with larger increased with bigger ships. When all the ships are sunk, the loser is shocked for 7-10 seconds straight
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NASCAR but with folks that suffer from Parkinson's
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no safety tightrope walking but you can only enter if you have narcolepsy
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>>38955

Two-way bowling
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>>38955
Motorsport without brakes would be really slow since they can only use engine braking. Would be less extreme and very boring
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>>54652
Add a minimum speed threshold then.
If the sensor detects a speed lower than that, you're penalized or disqualified.
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>>38955
Baseball but you are allowed paintball guns to fire off rounds and prevent the defense from doing a good job/catching pop flys
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>>38955
binocular soccer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeMKmQ2gStg
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>>38955
Nah senpai just armored 900 HP muscle cars with deadly weapons and I'm happy
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>>56439
Race against Duke Nukem?
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Ultimate frisbee but with discgolf discs.
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Esports but if you die in the game you die in real life
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>>60593
That's just regular eSports when you play for a government-sanctioned team in China.
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>>52946
Any kind of car racing but all the drivers have epilepsy and/or other serious mental illnesses; no pit stops or breaks of any kind.

>>60492
>Ultimate frisbee but with small modern cymbals.
ftfy
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pool, but you have to get the balls up your opponents asshole
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>>38955
Years ago my best friend got his firearm license during the same time I got into motorcycles. got the idea of rally target shooting, I would try and make it around a loop in the woods next to his land as fast as I could while he would shoot rounds onto cheap targets we would staple to the trees. good fun but he is heavy retarded and a bad shot
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>>38955
Just bring back Roman chariot racing. Way more fun than track racing today.
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>>65826
How about motorized chariot racing?
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>>38955
Marathon but for leg amputees, no leg substitute help things
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Skateboard vert jousting. Opponents drop in from opposite sides of the ramp.
From >>70841
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Car jousting.
Any automobile race? Add a dude on top with some protective gear and a couple long poles. Give the driver some gear too.
Practitioners can either couch them like lances, or chuck them like spears.
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Hot potato relay race
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bump
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>>38955
paintball but they're real guns and inmates on death row play against each other
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>>78772
This but using inmates would be a human rights violation and it wouldn't be good optics-wise, so I'd get rid of that part.
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>>38955
>Soccer with bowling balls.
Is that you Uday?
>>38961
Great.
>>38955
Pin the tail on the donkey but you're already quite drunk before you get blindfolded and spun around, and the donkey isn't going to be happy with the extra tail you're stapling to it.
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>>38955
Buzkashi but the goat is a weighted apparatus that at random points pokes out syringes that inject ketamine at random amounts at random intervals.
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>>38975
I’m fucking dying
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>>82696
I think the ketamine variable would make a great addition to many other sports as well
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>>38955
chess + sumo
as in:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing
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NASCAR but there's no track. It's just a giant open flat and the first car to travel 500 total miles in any direction wins.
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>>82974
This, but a computer places 3 family members of each pilot's in a random spot on the flat.
They each sit in an opaque tube so the pilots can't see who's inside.
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>>38955
>Any motor sport without brakes
Japanese flatlanding. Weirdest thing, bikes going around a circle, and they found it safer with no brakes cause noone can immediately decelerate and fuck everyone up cause they're so close together
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>>49761
nigger
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>>38969
Quicksand isn't that extreme if you know how to get out by laying down and bicycle kicking out
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>>87068
Not if you dive in it head first from a diving board.
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>>80331
well who's gonna play real gunsball otherwise? at least the inmates figure they are gonna get executed anyway so maybe they could have some fun and if they win get prison perks or something
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>>87808
Plenty of zoomers would be happy to.
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>>38955
I got nothing
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>>38955
Ok
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>>87808
winner gets spared from the death penalty, very good incentive
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>>38955
judo but the gis are made out of steel wool
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>>38969
>Rifle shooting but with dodgeball rules.
I think that's just called war.
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>>53064
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>>38955
Bocce but in a minefield.

Frisbee but the disk is sharp and made of metal.

Javelin throw but with a javelin.

Rope jumping but on thin ice.

Long jump but on an oiled ramp.

Ice skating but with regular shoes.
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>>89949
Sawblade Frisbee
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Ice hockey but half of the team plays on all fours trying to grab the puck with their bare hands.
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>>90182
that's just american football with hockey rules
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>>90189
And hockey blades gliding where your hands are at great speed
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olympic swimming with sharks
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Spanish Anon was onto something there
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competitive coding with bombs where the slowest coder is blown up
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Any foot race but with wild predators so that the slowest gets eaten.
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>>91921
that's just a bull run
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>>38955
>>38955
Four-man slapping. Dodging is allowed but you must stand your ground. Slaps must hit the head, no matter watch. There is no point system, the match lasts for as long as the participants want. Last man standing wins.
Guarenteed brain damage or you get your money back
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>>38955
i'll do you better.

it is a marathon, but it's on rollerblades on a river trailer across county lines after you airsoft shot a street sweeper rent a cop putting a ticket on a single mother's car so they'd turn around to you body checking them in lacrosse pads.

i call it jet set radio
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>>94421
river trail*
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>>94421
LOVE
WHAT IS
LOVE
WHAT IS
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>>45069
Kek that's so realistic.Lel
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dodgeball with live grenades as the balls
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>>53064
Instead of pins you aim for the other side's shins and they have to stand still
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>>89937
Judo but on concrete lmaoo
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>>98028
Wrestling or BJJ but on hot coals
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electric fishing
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>>44406
Will forever make me laff, the hope in their eyes that it "might just work" that gets dashed immediately with the inherent danger of falling on/near shattered glass is just...
*chefs kiss*
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Male wrestling but no clothes allowed
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owner and dog course but the dog is actually a lion
the owner has to make the lion go through the course without getting eaten
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>>100279
I can already envision the Legendary School of The Eleven Finger Oil Checks.
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>>82745

A friend of mine got a few of us to (try) play soccer after we did a bunch of ketamine a few years ago.

It was fucking hilarious.
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>>100894
sounds incredible
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>>100279
I'm pretty sure this is how greeks used to do it at the original olympics
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bouldering, but on very hard routes on the inside of an active volcano
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>>100282
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFSFhF7WAnQ
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>>38955
A game of pick up sticks but it's rigged with c4
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>>101561
the sticks are the bomb wires, one wrong move and you're gone
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Airsoft but with real guns



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