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Earth rocker general get in here bros
>>338Well you see OP I'M AN EARTH ROCKER AND IM BUILDING RYAN DUNN A SKATEPARK.
with BAM MARGERA
My best friend, Ryan Dunn, died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Shramberg is an Earth Rocker.My other best friend, Brandon Novak, is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, 'cause I hate every motherfucker. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Nicki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and probably went to jail. She has a big mouth.I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.Payback's a bitch motherfuc
>>2252What did he mean by this?
>>2254We're earth rockers
you don't need to be a musician, to know how to EARTH ROCK
>>2269He was an Earth rocker.
KNOXVILLE, GIMME BACK MY APPLE JUICE
>>2284>>2305I know about the video but I mean what the fuck was he thinking when he made this video
>>2315He wanted to build Ryan Dunn an Icelandic skatepark
>>338I wonder when that skatepark in icelands getting done? you know the ryan dunn memorial skatepark in iceland for earth rockers skatepark? with the Don Vito rape sheds out back. that's the one.
>>2332dude looks like Phil
WASTED AND WOUNDED
And- HUUUAUUGGH, AAAUUUAAGGH.
>>338Did somebody say Earth Rocker?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtmf5iSsOYg&list=PLJNbijG2M7OzFBZlpPk1fHFQMiivgoy2s&index=4
>>338HAM BURGERA GRANT ME YOUR EARTHROCKER STRENGTH TO DESTROY KN*XVILLE AND JACKFLOP
Can someone post the alphabet Bam posted. I want to make some kino sentences.
>>3851Well you see, I'm an earth rocker.
>>338There is no way in hell Bam was in any of the more physical stunts in the new Jackass
he didn't rock so good
I can't play any instruments, can I still be an earth rocker?
>>4152You can be an earth Doctor
>>4152You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Stranberg is an Earth Rocker.
how many pussy rings does his wife have?
>>4477Only six, one ring away from the GOAT
Hell be fine
>>4152You see, I'M AN EARTH ROCKER
WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO NEXT?
>>6324>this is a 40-years-old manAnd druggies will still defend their addiction
...WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT
>>6324why can't he just jerk off to horrific pornography for 12 hours like a normal stimulant user
>>6324bam a misunderstood genius of his time
EARTH ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>2252>a black eyeWhy do faggots always fuck up this copypasta.
>>2252WASTED AND WOUNDED
>>2252>My best friend, Ryan Dunn, died in a car accident four years ago. He's Ryan Dunn. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build Ryan Dunn a skatepark.>You don't have be a musician to be Ryan Dunn. Ryan Dunn is Ryan Dunn.>My other best friend, Ryan Dunn, is on heroin again. Ryan Dunn's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.>Sick of Ryan Dunn. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, 'cause I hate Ryan Dunn. I don't care what Ryan Dunn's up to. Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking Ryan Dunn. Now I stay at home, like Ryan Dunn. I'm not gonna take any shit from Ryan Dunn.>I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Ryan Dunn wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. Ryan Dunn would have wound up with a black eye and probably went to jail. Ryan Dunn has a big mouth.>I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.>Payback's a bitch Ryan Du
>>7186He's in down bad
he went from directing Haggard to becoming haggard.
>>7755And it was a little bit frightening
>>4104For a racist HH sure loves negresses.
I want to see his fat drunk ass skate
>>8176But was he friends with SNOOKI?
>>6324this is pretty funny. he should stay off the booze and go full meth mode. methrocker > boozerocker
>>338I remember watching this dudes part in the adio(i think) video and it was fucking garbage. If it wasn’t for his jackass shit he never would have been a relevant pro skater
>>9024The first legit competition I won I got first place and a Bam board. I was secretly pissed. 2nd and 3rd got Stereo decks that were way cooler. Ended up giving it to a buddy that needed a deck so it worked out
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?!
>>2313i thought don vito died in 2015
>>9033>I was secretly pissedwhy
>>9627I was a little kid and got a huge ass Element deck that had a Bam graphic instead of Stereo. It was like an 8 and I was riding 7.25s
>people liking Bam>people being so socially inept they believe Jackass was a good showBam should have died along with Ryan "well" DunnViva La FAGGOT
Bam = coolnever changeteen spirit foreverskating up towards the moonlight
>>9766are you sure
>>9976damn, he still got it
Tony Hawker also Earth Rocker
>>10074I love that video where bam rocks up to Tony's house and tells him about how his car got stolen again and Tony looks like he just wants ban to go away
>I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Nicki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black guy. She has a big mouth.
>>10696A plaque guy
Jesus christ I totally forgot about this guys existence, what the fuck happened to him.
>>11159have you been living under a rock?Pretty sure even Steve-o was a bit worried about Bam (btw steve was sober last time I checked, mad respect for that turnaround).
>>338I really want to be an /earthrocker/ but I'm not a musician...
>>8146OH YEAH BROTHER
>>5705actually jump down the building for real
who is jackflop
YEAH THIS IS JACKASS AND TODAY WE'RE SUNKIN PHILS DINK
>>9579>>9761I find him to be very attractive
>>11781why thank you.
>>11265I feel bad for laughing.
>>11817You know you can get banned for avatar fagging, right?
>>11242You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Shamberg is an Earth Rocker.
>>11927oh noes whatever will he do if that happens?
>>11733Im Bam Margera and today Im going to fuck my mom. Roggnroll
You don't need to have a home to be an Earth rocker