What martial arts should I learn if I'm a weeb? Idk MMA stuff at all but I am a huge weeb and my hobbies are juggling and lifting weights and working hard and circus stuff.Also I was watching soke anshus videos a transgender ninjitsu master and I love them she's inspired me to learn MMA
Muay Thai for based striking plus some boxing, Jiu jitsu for groundwork or if you’re a homo
Honestly, ninjutsu is not really respected, but many people have different reasons for training a martial art. Try a lot of different arts and see what works for you. If you like circus stuff, you might like catch wrestling. It's a wrestling style used for entertaining fights at circuses, festivals, etc
>>33245Those aren't from Japan though?
>>33246That could be fun. I can see why ninjitsu isn't really respected, the one I wanted to try was called...I forgot but phillipino stick fighting. Idk I'd want to try taekwan do or some kind of Japanese style kendo or something
>>33244Huh, this person seems to have a realistic outlook on ninjutsu, that's neat.I like judo quite a bit, its very effective and practical. Lots of japanese autism as well for stoking your weeb side. Wrestling is strong as well and arguably easier to pick up quickly at least to a level where you would be able to drop an average person. You'd probably want to do some form of striking to supplement it, I'm not super knowledgeable in this area though.
>>33255I was kinda funposting. She kinda got me into mma but she's a complete fraudster and a meme for sure.I honestly probably should do wrestling since I'm strong as fuck but I'm also 30 so idk
>>33259:P gotchawrestling is good, and I do wrestling practice and drills on the side, you probably won't go wrong there. But man judo is something else, a whole different beast. Very explosive and lots of really good, techniques. People all know about the throws, but there's also foot sweeps, joint-locks, and pins.
>>33244As a weeb do judo and kyokushin so you can satisfy your weeb proclivities while actually learning to fight
>>33270Kyokyshom seems cool. Wanted judo but u need a partner
>>33248jiujitsu is the only martial art japan actually produced
>>33270>kyokushin>learning korean trash
>>33274>Wanted judo but u need a partnerWait, are you trying to learn martial arts through youtube?
>>33279No I'd do it irl but I still want to practice the techniques at home also
>>33282Just use your sister as your sparring partner, bro.
>>33283I don't have a sister, what about my transbian gf?
>>33244weeb friendly martial arts that aren't shit:MMABJJWrestlingThat is all.
>>33244>Christa’s occupation is listed as ‘Escort’ in several placeshttps://prommanow.com/2019/06/25/incredibly-fake-true-stories-christa-jacobson/
>>33282You can do uchi-komi with a suspension trainer.
>>33244Judo or kyokushin karate depending on whether or not you want to strike or grapple. Those are the not bullshit ones.I guess kendo is on the table too if you want to do sword stuff
>>33274>but u need a partnerAre you planning on trying to learn on your own? Are you retarded? Heres an asian proverb for you>man who trains himself has a fool for a master
>>33277Fine, do shotokan and don't learn how to fight. Karate's Okinawan anyway.
>>33244the subtle aspects of daito ryu/ small circle jujitsu could be especially fun for a juggler
>>33409This is actually a nice chart
>>33409Wheres the pipebomb version?
>>33416>bjj>hard work>karate>minimal kicking>aikido>kind of deadlyNah its shit
>>33421>buttmad larper jealous of real martial artsLol
>>33421>deadlyThis part is clearly tongue in cheek hence those ones falling under not actually teaching you how to fight>karate minimal kickingRelative to taekwondo ya
>>33837Not him but Daito ryu is the original school of aikijujutsu. Small circle jujutsu, if I remember correctly is an offshoot of Danzan Ryu jujutsu, a school founded in Hawaii by a Japanese man who studied judo and a number of older styles.
>>33448TKD and shotokan are literally the exact same art, the koreans are just doing that thing they always do where they steal something and then pretend they invented it. Observehttps://youtu.be/etgxusKS0Do?t=173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI0hwg3dOQs
>>33865I am aware TKD origins the first name for it tang soo do is literally just how you say karate in korean, but the modern TKD is not the same. Same as karate is no longer the same as white crane kung fu.
>>33866I mean if we want to go that route then karate doesn't even exist, it's a fake word about a fake tradition to sell lessons to japanese kidskarate is such a catch all term for so many different unrelated things basically every martial art in the world is karate based on its strictest definition
>>33868This is fair to say but the point of the chart is that other than kyokushin an its kids all karate averages out to men in pajamas doing robot dances and playing tag. Goju might have very different dances to shotokan an shito ryu, but its the same shit at the end of the day. The actual practical difference between all soft karate and tkd is tkd kicks way more.
>>33874well not goju, we all know that's a complete fighting art and the ultimate form of self defensebut maybe the others are like that
>>33244Learn jiu jitsu
>>33244Kendo if you're interested in the culture and meeting Japanese people.
>>34056Could be fun
>>34056What about bujinkan/ninjutsu? There's a place near me that does it
>>34796You aren't learning how to fight, and it's going to be a lot of overweight weebs.You're more likely to find actual Japanese people and learn to fight or fence if you do judo or kendo.
>>34796they believe in pressure point and no touch knock outs
>>33244>soke anshuWhy not just watch someone else?
>>33409>Do you have a lot of moneyWhy is this part important?
>>35026Because some martial arts are infested with wallet reapers, like bjj and wing tsun
>>33244They’re all ass besides karate and judo. However, karate is influenced more so by Chinese martial arts than Japanese though.
>>35339karate is from okinawa which was its own country when that happened. It became part of japan afterwardsI don't think it retroactively becomes a japanese martial art because of that
>>33244judo, karate and ju jitsu are all very weeby and practical lots of bowing calling the instructor sensei ect.karate can be a fantastic stand up style that teaches selfcontrol,discipline,perseverance and confidence or can be a waste of time depending on the teacher. especially in america lots of McDojos this applies to the other two but is more common in karate, i guess since its more well know and so makes better branding?how many balls can you juggle btw i never got fast four, any tips?
>>3479699% of those schools are bullshit.
>>35029Thats a shame
>>33409Cool chart, but what is rarer to find in the US, Sambo or Sanda?
>>36465There are some guys in the jiu jitsu and mma world with a bit of Sambo history. Sanda does not exist outside China.
>>36465Sanda, you might find it in CaliforniaSambo can be found in Judo clubs with FSU coaches; "Davai, let's grab some legs and break some legs"
>>33244>Soke anshuI thought I was the only one, outside of her students/clients who knew about this weirdo tranny prostitute.
>>35029one of my favourite master ken jokes is in refrence to bjj gi's and their patches>when ever i see one i don't know if they want to grapple or get me a 10% discount on laser hair removal
>>33244do BJJ, will go well with the circus stuff and the lifitng will give you an upper hand in a lot of grappling situations
>>36636I was just looking up "samurai code" on YouTube and saw her videos
>>37159Def want too
>>37039This trend is dying out I think and I'm very glad for it. BJJ gi designs still tend to be more garish than Judo ones but the Nascar esque patchwork gis have slowly stopped appearing at major events. Personally I limit it to one dojo patch, don't know if I'd enforce that as a rule though because in general I prefer the less regulated atmosphere of BJJ. Even though BJJ guys tend to have horrific taste.
>>36636ikr, this is the first time I've seen anyone else talk about it. I even mentioned it on asp a few times with no replies.Fun fact: "Anshu" is a title with synonymous meaning to "Soke"
>>33244I'd still have her blow me desu
>>39292>heranon this isn't the way.
>>33244>trannykys>worships a tranny pretending to be a ninjudouble kys
>>37039If your gi isn't pure white with no identifiable symbols on it, and your obi isn't so old it's got more white on it than black, and the black left on it isn't closer to grey it's so faded, and it's got even one stripe or identifiable symbol on it, you're a fucking poser. Osu.
>>37039fuck I hate BJJ gis so much. nothing beats a nice, plain white judo one.
>>39809NahA pure blue gi is fine too
>>33409lmao'ing at everything under the "deadly" section being anything but larp
>>41799>lmao'ing at everything under the "deadly" section being anything but larpAutism, ladies and gentlemen. Get your free ticket here.
>>33419I wish I still had it honestly. I miss old /asp/. Even /xs/ cant simulate the fun that was making fun of karate nerds and wu style challenging people irl and then backing out.
> You thought jiu jitsu would be fun> you roll with females> they're barefoot, sweaty, and constantly in your guard> "what's that poking me in my back?"> *nervously sweating*
>>41809dang, I don't have it either. I do have this one tho.
>>33282do striking like muay thai then, not japanese but at least that way you can shadow box.
>>33244Start at the beginning Are you going to start doing quantum physics or learn how to add and subtract first?
>>41809found this from ye olde /asp/ what a retarded board culture it was, still my favorite though. fond memories of arguing with CMAguy and Pomf.
>>42516not sure if autism or surrealism
>>42516To be fair three knuckle is better atructure for your hand, the problem is if you fully extend your arm you put pressure on the elbow in a way that doesnt happen with a two knuckle punch, thus increasing your potential reach.
>>33244>weebShootoJapanese kickboxingDaido Juku
>>42517Simple biomechanics.>>42905You don't hit with the knuckles but with the fingers. Enjoy increasing your punching power by 100%.
>>44836>You don't hit with the knuckles but with the fingersWhat retard told you that?
>>33245its not based its pain and work. you either show up to the grind or stay home. KILL OR DIE. Whos gonna work out for you? Nobody. You go in there. You take the pain. And then theres no reward. No gold, no bitches. Pain.Do you want it bad enough? To go through hell?Every day youre daydreaming of doing shit and IM at the gym. Every day you WISH youd do this shit and IM doing it. Every day I improve and you WISH youd improve. Stop wishing and suffer.
>>33246oh you do this shit for respect huh? cant wait to humiliate you in every way possible for 15 minutes. welcome to the bitch house.
>>44842>its not based its pain and work. you either show up to the grind or stay home. KILL OR DIE. Whos gonna work out for you? Nobody. You go in there. You take the pain. And then theres no reward. No gold, no bitches. Pain.>Do you want it bad enough? To go through hell?>Every day youre daydreaming of doing shit and IM at the gym. Every day you WISH youd do this shit and IM doing it. Every day I improve and you WISH youd improve. Stop wishing and suffer.
>>44836You absolutely hit with the knuckles. Not sure why the picture features an MMA guy as an example of good form, most MMA guys have horrifically bad punching form
>>44847you know theyre mad when they get the fedora katana folder open. leave your toy sword collection at home, its not cosplay event bitch.
>>44856Dont say cringy shit and people wont put fedoras on your post>KILL OR DIE BRO, KILL OR DIE
>>44848>You absolutely hit with the knuckles.Enjoy breaking your metacarpals if you have developed any punching power.
>>44839Old bareknuckle boxing manuals and experience.
>>44953Course he did he lives in the bitch house, keep up.
>>33244>What martial arts should I learn if I'm a weeb?Iaido, kendo and kenjutsu.
>>33244for weeb purposes? iaido
>>33244>my hobbies are juggling and lifting weights and working hard and circus stuff.Add pick pocketing, sleight of hand, eavesdropping, wilderness/urban survival and a few other skills to you repertoire and you could be the world's greatest ninja.Learn an improvisational martial art. Something that can teach you to use whatever is in your environment to your advantage.
>>48679>Learn an improvisational martial artLiterally does not exist.
>>33244Weeb martial arts are usually just larping, like ninjutsu or aikido, but I have a few recommendations >Wanna learn cool throws and wrestling techniques like John Wick?Judo (or sambo if you're from the former USSR)>Wanna learn to punch and kick?Karate, either kyokushin or goju-style. Remember that you will develop blind spots, and you must train with other arts than karate to fix these>Prefer a sword more than your fists?Kendo or kenjutsu, whichever you can find>You don't care much for actual swordfighting, you just want to look like a samurai from a Kurosawa film?Iaido>You actually want to compete in MMA and learn to fight like a bad motherfucker (and don't care much for the philosophical aspects of Japanese marital arts)?Kickboxing or Muay Thai. You'll learn to knock someone out cold>Don't want any brain damage?BJJ, or freestyle wrestling
>>33287>MMAThat's a ruleset for a sport, not an actual unique art>BJJAmericanized, the only Japanese about it are the Gis and all of the techniques are from Judo or Japanese Jujutsu>WrestlingNot even remotely Asian :DDD
>>48919Asians have their own folk wrestling smooth brain.
>>49025Is this the return of bujinkan fag?
>>49026 Bokh (Mongolian Wrestling) Shuai Jiao ( Chinese wrestling) There is Indian folk wrestlingSumoSsireum
>>49029Yeah I know I just thought you might be the old bujiposter from /asp/ whose trademark was horny anime pictures with every post
>>49033oh, no I am not. Just like titties and ass
>>48918>(or sambo if you're from the former USSR)There's a decent community in Texas, moreso Dallas.
>>49025That's right, but they usually have their own fancy pansy names, like sumo, jujutsu or whatever the Chinks have. "Wrestling" in this context refers to European-American style wrestling, like Greco-Roman or freestyle
>>33244>I was watching soke anshus videos a transgender ninjitsu master and I love them she's inspired me to learn MMA>tranny mallninja>inspired to do MMAWhat the fuck, that doesn't make any sense
>need to learn some japanese to understand half the shit people are talking about>so effective that a brazilian guy just changed the rules a bit to emphasize the groundwork more and called it another martial art, blows everyone's nips off>learn how to fall properly, so that you don't get fucking annihilated by some ice on the sidewalk>if you visit japan, the kodokan itself will let you onto the mat so that you can see just how bad you are by comparison>takes years of effort to get good at, making it a life-long martial art by sheer sunk cost fallacythe answer is judo, OP
>>51439>need to learn japaneseLmao, literally every single japanese word said at my club is pronounced grossly incorrectly. Japanese have wasei-eigo. American judoka speak english japanese.
>>51439>>need to learn some japanese to understand half the shit people are talking aboutNot if you train with Koreans or Russians
>>33276Bruh what about judo
>>51636By any reasonable definition Judo is a separate martial art. In the same way that American Kickboxing is not the exact same thing as Karate. Judo is hugely different in pedagogy and attitude. At this point the Judo curriculum is also pretty divergent from any old school jujutsu style. Jujutsu is obviously the grandaddy of Judo but they aren't the same, that's oversimplification.
>>51638I would say that old school judo, like Kano taught and maybe a few old ball traditionalist clubs today, was essentially a style of jujutsu. The curriculum wasn't that different than other styles of the time. But your right about judo today. If you went into the average judo club after reading Kano's book about his curriculum you would be in for quite a surprise.
>>51640Kano added a number of techniques to judo that came from western wrestling. His favourite throw, kata guruma, was a wrestling throw. Theyre not the same thing.
>>51651I've heard the story too, and while he might have gotten that one from a wrestling manual, similar throws are found in other schools. There are only so many functional ways to pick someone up and throw them. Besides which there is nothing usual about innovation in jujutsu, even from foreign sources. Several famous styles claim links to China.
>>33244Also a weeb, I do Muay Thai. Planning on doing BJJ/Judo eventually. Also planning on Wrestling. The ONLY Weeb-friendly arts that aren't shit are Kyokushin (some), Muay Thai (oOoO Asian Shit), maybe Escrima (OoOo I get to knife someone or bludgeon someone with a stick), K-1 Kickboxing (though this assumes you go the Karate-esque route), BJJ/Judo. That's it, the whole "Spirituality" anime-esque shit that LARPERS pull is a load of crap. Just focus on your own journey/ beating the shit out of someone.
>>51636not reallyyou could make this argument for sambo or bjj being judo with a different name, but judo is fairly divorced from its origins at this point
">"Also I was watching soke anshus videos a transgender ninjitsu master and I love them she's inspired me to learn MMA.By the way OP, it looks like "soke anshus" made the Martial arts fraud and fakes list. https://martialartsfraudsandfakes.wordpress.com/2016/09/18/anshu-christa-jacobson/
>>33244if youre such a weeb practice judo for throws,karate for conditioning and i guess muay thai for actual striking i recomend goju ryu karate for the style of karate because its what i practice
>>33244>transgender ninjitsu master>she
>>51439I love Judo, but for being a weeb, it's pic related>need to ACTUALLY learn Japanese to understand half the shit people are saying. >Majority of top-ranking sensei and top competitors are Japanese, many of which don't speak English.>majority of practitioners, even in the west, are Japanese or of Japanese heritage.>unbroken lineage from Koryu Kenjutsu, lots of tradition and history involved with the martial art>history of Kendo is essentially the history of Japan>noble samurai, etc, etc.>also highly competitive with tournaments>if you visit Japan, the Budokan will let you practice and see how bad you are by comparison>takes years to get good at, making it a life-long martial>is actually a life-long martial art because it doesn't fuck up your body like Judo does. Can practice well until you die.>humble experience of facing off against someone way older and getting your ass handed to you because of their excellent technique>out of all the weapon martial arts, is one of the few that allows for sparring with full-strength strikes
>>55534>majority of practitioners, even in the west, are Japanese or of Japanese heritage.I guess I should have expected this but just recently I was looking into Kendo in my area and it is 100% Japanese-Americans or really fucking old Japanese immigrants. I would be the only white person at my local club if I showed up. It reminds me of those stories of /pol/ types going to Greek Orthodox churches and confusing the fuck out of everyone since it's basically an ethnic club in all but name.
>>55582>>55534I'm looking into kendo myself and the thought the club's website I was looking at was all Appalachian whites. Then I looked up the head instructor's biography and it turns out that even in the peaks of the Blue Ridge mountains the kendo club is led by a HAPA. I didn't notice at first because he inherited his white American father's surname.
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>>44842ask me how I know you've been training for less than a year
>>33244If you're narrowing it down to purely Japanese martial arts, then Judo. It's legit, the learning curve is fucking steep, randori will humble you, but it actually has efficacy in the "real world", and all of the names of the moves are in Nihongo.That's grappling, in terms of striking arts, you're a bit more limited. I've heard Kyokushin is good, but the art is severely handicapped by disallowing punches to the head. Tbh, if you're looking for striking arts, take the Siampill and go Muay Thai.
>>57097>all of the names of the moves are in Nihongo.See >>51467Koreans have renamed everything; and Russians will interchange - sometimes it's uchimata, others it's podvhat
>>55583never seen that manga before
>>34799Those are real
>>57227>Those are realLmao prove it
>>55534>>51439The actual answer is sumo>have to go to Japan if you want to do it professionally>you HAVE to learn Japanese--this is non-negotiable>only 1 foreigner allowed per stable, meaning you'll be surrounded by Japanese people>get a taste for the Japanese society by living as an indentured servant for the senior wrestlers>learn the Japanese culture of never questioning your seniors even if they're hazing or punishing you>takes years to get good at and even longer if you want to actually make any money from it>have to wear Japanese clothes and hairstyle everywhere you go>if you want to stay in sumo after retiring, you have to become a Japanese citizen which involves renouncing your previous citizenship>unbroken lineage going back hundreds possibly a thousand years>history of sumo is essentially the history of Japan being practiced by both nobles and later the common people
>>55534>unbroken lineage from Koryu Kenjutsu, lots of tradition and history involved with the martial art>history of Kendo is essentially the history of Japan>noble samurai, etc, etc.Kendo is entirely a "defanged" modernization of sword practice that intended to get rid of the old system of teachings that was done in the feudal system and in koryu. Kendo and its history is pracitcally a full 180° on samurai training and fighting.
>>33244Judo? Or if you wanna go even weebier: Sumo.
>>49101Japanese do catch wrestling and their professional league was shoot wrestling. Samurai was a catch wrestler.
Is there anything where I don't have to have a butt buddy or randomly yell like a retard while or not while wearing pajamas? Is there anything useful that is more chill instead of something that requires you to act like a roid raging faggot? Is there something that is not run by somebody that is as greedy as a jew trying to rob me of all my shekels? Is there something where I will not be made into a full blown retard due to all the head injuries I receive? Is there anything that will not have some low self esteemed faggot trying to break my arm to make himself feel better? What do, anons? Is the art of fighting just not for me?
>>60019You want to chill and not deal with randos, no clearly the art of fighting is just not for you.Go do Iaido maybe?
>>60021What options will I receive if I open up to the idea of dealing with random idiots?
You should study the blade, OP-san. You already know this deep down.
>>57995care to extrapolate?
>>63348>extrapolateI dont think that word means what you think it means.
>>48919>Brazilian Jiu Jitsu>Americanized4D muttposting huhyou almost got me
>>60030This. Go full samurai mode or you're wasting your time
>>63348It's elaborate illiterate nigga
>>33244Depends on if you want to learn something actually useful, or just get dressed up and play ninja. On the legitimate side, you could learn boxing, muay thai, wrestling, or bjj. Obviously they all have strengths and weaknesses, but they will actually teach you something of real use in a fight. On the dress up and play ninja side, try aikido, kung fu, ninjitsu, or some bullshit form of karate.
>>63440>>63381huh??!? Wat u mean???!
>>33244>Also I was watching soke anshus videos a transgender ninjitsu master and I love them she's inspired me to learn MMAngmiand that wnbaw
>>33244Look into Kenjitsu
>>33244Real Muay Boran is superior.
Is Muay Thai only good for pros, or does it also work for amateurs?
>>33244Bujinkan. Available everywhere and 100% weeb.
>>60030Based and samurai pilled, also grappling is a big part of studying the blade as well. For the occasions where you don't have the blade near you for whatever reason. >Captcha: 00MNT
>>33276>judo>kendo>karate>sumoYou're fucking retarded brah
>>35379>Okinawa isn't JapaneseLmao
>>57337Sumo would be perfect if they just added weight classes instead of encouraging everyone to be a beyond-bearmode fat fuck
>>68953Not according to a good portion of the Okinawans. Not to mention the fact that theyre not the same ethnic group and had a completely different culture and government for most of their existance.
>>68954The fact that they have no weight classes make it cool. I miss mma when it had no weight classes.
>>68953not really, in exactly the same way that scotland and wales aren't the same despite being part of the same country and having ethnic, cultural and linguistic similarities
>>68703It's a big part of the actual bladework too. If you watch modern kendo you'll notice that at close range they'll hold their shinai together like lightsabers and feel for openings. In old school kendo though that was grappling time and it basically turned into a jujutsu match. In police kendo tournaments they still allow some grappling. The foot sweep into fatal slashing combo is pretty sweet. Outside of said police tournaments though you'll have a hard time finding old school kendo gyms. Maybe you can find a koryu that spars, although that's also pretty rare.
>>69288Check em, i also noticed a lot of grappling in HEMA too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNfq0UR4S38>The foot sweep into fatal slashing combo is pretty sweet. Like this? https://youtu.be/28MwRsfJpuc?t=309 I'm very certain that any serious sword martial art has grappling elements, such as holding someone with a sword or dropping them on the floor and stabbing them with a sword or a dagger. I don't think that there is even a old school Japanese martial art school in the EU, i wonder if most sword martial art schools have lost their touch in favor of Olympics Games.
>>37633BJJ guys are usually stoned out of their minds so their complete lack of taste is not surprising. That's one of the things that puts me off getting serious about BJJ. The dumb stoner culture. I'm not fucking twelve dog I do adult drugs like cocaine and PCP now.
>>44848You only hit with the knuckles if your are wrapped up and wearing boxing gloves. Otherwise enjoy shattering your hand when a guy ducks into your punch and takes it on his skull.
>>69319Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking of. Modern Kendo has totally eliminated grappling from its ruleset and the majority of koryu that I've seen don't spar. I'm sure there are exceptions floating around somewhere but it seems mostly focused on paired kata. With real swords, so that's cool, but little to no sparring. Kendo at least is in no danger of going olympic because its ruleset is just so obtuse. The heads of the sport aren't interested in adulterating it to attract TV viewers. If Kendo dies out everywhere other than Japan they don't give a shit.
>>42516So I wanna break your handThey likely just connected with last two by mistake
>>44856We’ll there are toxic people lol
>>33245fuck you bitch bjj is cool not doing it makes you a homo
>>70922Based and secure in one’s sexuality pilled
>ChanbaraGo full jidai geki on motherfuckers.Closest thing we have to fight club without literally pounding hobos in back alley.Only rule : match lasts until you hit other dude twice after announcing where you hit him, everything else is allowed.>CapoeiraWhy learn dumb dance like aikido when you can learn better moves with capoeira and also get all the gyarus.
>>71079>Chanbarahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6uArhG0q18This looks really fucking lame.
>>33286dude just find random romanians and throw them with your new found jap autism
>>33245>"haha youre touching another man in a competition? you fucking faggot! im pretty sure you want to lick his sweaty and muscular body and ride his hard cock until he fills you with his warm cum come back when youre as straight as me kid"stop projecting
>>33245>or if you’re a homo>clearly a joke>>73243>writes out a gay fantasy>says the other guy is projectingDr. Freud would like to see you now.
>>33244Learn taekwondo because it'll teach you how to do those jumping spinning anime kicks easy
>>52655Based goju ryu practitioner.Particularly enjoy it's methodology on ground gripping, sliding, and sanchin application in otherwise tall stances.
>>33259There are much more practical, more respected schools of Ninpo, but honestly, the only dojos you can train at and not come off ass a weeb poser, ironically, are the ones in japan. Even then the legitimacy of those schools are questionable at best. But in a field, where legitimacy of your art is primarily determined by its pedigree and history, it would make sense that espionage/spy arts, which is what ninjutsu really is, have a difficult time establishing the same reputable lineages as other, more public, martial arts. After years of practicing multiple martial arts, combined with my own interests and purposes for the skills, I would actually say I most closely identify with Ninpo. Perhaps a more secular version, with updated tactics for use with modern military equipment. I think the confusion and scandal surrounding this art are, in part, indicative of the original practitioners success.
>>73559>tl;dr, Ninjas wouldn't have been very good at their jobs if you could prove who they were easily.
>>73559Replied to wrong post, should have been this one...>>33251Btw, that would be eskrima/arnis.
>>73559Then you get both considering TSKSR teach ninjutsu in the higher ranks. Ninjutsu put forward is just a marketing ploy. Identifying as a modern day ninja isn't coming off as anything but being a tryhard. Just go join an intelligence agency or the military if you want to do any of these. Ninja were just jizamurai of the iga region who knew it like their backpocket, nothing much.
>>73589What is it about your ego that makes you feel the need to be so brash? Think it's funny for anyone to call someone a tryhard when they're trivializing something you've never participated in. I obviously implied their function as an intelligence agency. Yet you can't help but mentally masturbate and make an ass of yourself. You contributed nothing to the discussion and your suggestion to just go enlist is fucking retarded. Following that logic then, no one should be doing martial arts, everybody just join the military. Maybe some of us have an interest in learning these skills without being zog bitch boy.
is there any good video series to learn boxing from home?
>>33244Sup OP.I'm an ex Bujinkan teacher (technically was assisting instructor but I had my own class for reasons), went up to 3rd dan (I should be around 4/5th Dan time and experience-wise but I refused to pay for a belt)I actually clicked because I recognized him/her from the picture. It's nice that you have respect for it and that it gave you an interest in martial arts, but I would 100% advise against Ninjutsu in any way shape or form.There are different reasons to practice martial arts, but martial arts in my opinion should always have efficiency has its main root. If it's not, you're not learning the art of war, you're larping.I'd advise against: aikido, systema (except Secour's combat systema), bujinkan, wing chun, tai chi, krav magaI advise for: UC (self defense/combatives), sambo, kickboxing, lethwei, kendo (for mindset building), wrestling.If anyone has any questions regarding ninjutsu, I'll probably stick around for a bit.
>>33270>not exclusively learning Goju Ryu
>>76562>If anyone has any questions regarding ninjutsu, I'll probably stick around for a bit.According to you, why is it such a joke. Why so many backwards footed position in their weapons sections...?