Post 'em, give us your most extreme
>>17580waterslide in china somewhere kek
>>17603World's tallest waterslide under construction, as seen from the top would yous do it???
>>17885
>>17606hell no
>>17889KEK
>>17889the only thing missing is "that gay blowjob" on the left
>>17606Douse me in baby oil and call me Orville Wright.
>>18537I just realized after a year, maybe longer of seeing this photo, that he didn't get a T-Shirt that says "DUCK!" It was the most confusing thing.
I was in a wave pool and this girls tits came out.Does that count?
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>>17580It's closed now, but a water park near where I used to live had The Kamekaze, which is basically just an 80 foot drop. First time I went on it, I had no idea what I was getting into. Scared the shit out of me.https://youtu.be/7zB7wXso4ZUAlso had a slide called The Pinball, where apparently you needed to hit lights on the tube as you went down, and a scoreboard at the exit calculated points based on how fast you were and how many lights you hit. All the times over the years I went there, the scoring aspect of this slide was not functional even a single time.I was always been a bit paranoid of the waterslides, truth be told. As far back as I remember, there's been stories of teens hammering nails into the outside of the slides to fuck up people's legs and backs. No idea if this ever actually happened or not, but the fear was there.
>>20996I was always kind of afraid of getting stuck and drowning despite being a very hungry skeleton.
>>20996it helps to actually have a bit of weight going down the kamikaze the momentum gets you through the loop. I was too light and i flailed about as i dropped so i got stuck in the loop. you just slide down into the middle and a door opens above you and someone escorts you out in a walk of shame.
>>21003>>21019
>>21019Knowing that there's a different kamikaze out there with a loop makes >>21003 make much more sense. The one I was talking about was just a huge fucking drop, no bells or whistles.
>>17606FUN FACT: They had to redesign the whole thing after the initial test dummies got their arms ripped off.
>>20996wait is that fucking wet and wild at north shields?!?
>>20996>I was always been a bit paranoid of the waterslides, truth be told. As far back as I remember, there's been stories of teens hammering nails into the outside of the slides to fuck up people's legs and backs. No idea if this ever actually happened or not, but the fear was there.I know where that actually happened that was in Hartlepool at the swimming baths, part of the slower slide for kids went outside and some rotten cunts hammered half inch nails into it so as they went down it ripped their legs open.
>>17606the height doesn’t freak me out, it’s the fact that the sides are so low
>>18936I would’ve never seen anything other than Duck had you not said that
>>20996is there anything on earth more depressing than a british water park?
>>24457Waterpark? Bizarre prison? Who would have thought that would be ambiguous?
>>24459It's probably a municipal pool with a waterslide attached. We have one here with a tiny water slide and a kid friendly wave pool but it's mostly just two big pools for doing laps and exercises in.
>>24462nope, tourist "attraction". people actually travelled to be in it
>>22021Yeah. Surprised someone else here is familiar with it.
>>24465what the fuck is going on in this picture? Can anyone explain the angle, is that cart with the child and father photoshopped in?
>>22026Source? All I can find online is dumb cunts talking about nail painting
>>26107that's just Rhyl for you, it's so shit physics break down and you start getting spacial anomalies like the Zone
>>26339
>>18537sensiblechuckle.jpg
>>26339ARE YOU TALKIN SHIT ABOUT RHYL YOU SCOUSE CUNT?
>>17580That one that decapitated its riders was pretty hardcore.
>>22019now I really want to try it
>>20049kek, didn't they redesign this someplace else?
>>20049ha ha, holy shit it was real (maybe)
>>26949the owner of the park got a bunch of his teenage employees to design it
>>17606is a raft or tube? hope the wind doesn't get under you
>>26824>It was reported that the boy, who weighed 74 pounds (34 kg), had been allowed to sit in the front of the raft, rather than between the two women accompanying him — one weighed 275 pounds (125 kg), while the other weighed 197 pounds (89 kg).[31]>275 and 197 lbsThe fucking state of American women
>>17606Imagine working on that thing and it starts raining and you slowly begin to slide
>>27091Big units
>>24465me in the top left just standing there
>>20996Holy shit I remember this, I'm from Sunderland.
i only go to waterparks to check out butts and never go on any slides
I remember when I was a kid we went to an indoor waterpark in the Wisconsin Dells that had some cool slides like one of those that drop you into a bowl and swirl you around until you drop out of a hold in the bottom. the best was they had a surfing machine that blasted water up a ramp and you'd drop down on a small board until you fell then the water pressure would launch you to the top. Also being one of the only kids who could successfully stand up on the board made me feel like a badass>>17606it looks almost exactly like that slide that bashed that kids head off a few years ago >>26824 relatedDid they learn nothing?
>>22019Rippen
