Whats your gnarliest slam of all time?
>>14573that one is fucking legendary. the carlsbad ball buster
>>14573god fucking damn
>>14573My taint feels funny now, thanks.
>>16842how does this one make you feelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXqXrTHyv-U
>>17940i was just thinking about this
one time i was pedaling pretty fast towards a 2ft wide, 4ft tall quarter that went to vertmy tire missed the edge of the ramp and i took the coping to the chesti was sure i broke my ribssomehow i didntim a fucking beast
>>14570Not skating related but I as a freerunning fag tried to execute a wallflip off of a tree one night after heavy drinking and didn't realize the tree was wet until I went to rotate and realized that I didn't get proper traction off the tree to rotate around, and had to flail midair to no avail, resulting in a dislocated shoulder that still pops out to this day if I go too heavy on chest flies or any other exercise where my left arm crosses over my mid chest. I've since done thousands of wallflips and wish I never tried to showoff while I was drunk, I probably would have checked the tree first and noticed the dew had I not been drinking. feelsbadman
https://youtu.be/CCcrT-_PGlM?t=1577335 pounds of "forgot to bend his knees", lol
>>14570credit cards were always the worst.
>>14573not a skater fag but these stair falls always seem like the worst shit ever. have helmets or cups become more common when attempting these? seems like an obvious step. not saying a cup would have helped with this particular slam btw. holy shit.
It just dawned on me that this is an extreme sports board and we don't even have a REKT general. Should be mandatory, no?
>be me>Be 24>first time snowboarding in the Rockies, Alberta. Before Christmas. 2020>Pretty good on black runs, free rides and treeruns and terrain parks.>Made a cliff jump and did a clean landing>Come back to the same run couple hours later to get the jump on camera>Make a jump.>Realize that most of the powder was blown away and it's mostly ice now>Land on ice, lose the balance>Fall down and keep flipping and falling further down the rocks>Felt like I legit was skipping stones>Flipped over 70meters in length>Ended up with 2 broken vertebrae, broken coccyx, broken pelvis on both sides.>Got my first helicopter ride after
>>21669how r u now?
>>20323>The stain he leaves on the bottom
>>14570not skating slams, but just saw this video of these retarded hill billy cousin fuckers slamming people into the dirt LOLhttps://youtu.be/_YErNUtyNtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgnmZ9Z3V6Uthis one stands out as memorable. head hits will always be the worst for me since the next couple of weeks you will have intense anxiety about stroking out and dying on the spot.>>20459No because the "culture" deems it lame. The truth is the corporate sponsors know that it's less cool to wear protection so they prefer to sponsor people who don't. The Nike commercial doesn't look so great if you're padded up.
>>15088I once jerked off a little too furiously and then passed out in a hot shower and rekt my front teeth when they his the basin. Teeth injuries are always some of the worst because it's very expensive to fix and it takes a lot of surgery.
Riding trails on my mountain bike when I was 13 ish. Cased a jump with my front wheel and ended up sliding down the entire landing on my face.Bottom lip separated from my jaw and required 18 stitches inside of my mouth to get sorted. was an absolute banger of a few weeks recovering from that.
>>24779How does it look now anon? I would say you got off easy since you didn't fuck up your teeth
>>24782Mouth looks good as new. All damage was on the inside of my mouth, really. Only thing noticable is a small scar below my nose from a scrape wound.Could've gone a whole lot worse. All things considered I landed quite smoothly, just on my face instead of the wheels.
>>17940What a horrific way to die.
>>24796That sport is fucking gnarly
>>17940>Reinstadler lost control and crashed into safety nets at full speed, where one of his skis became trapped. Reinstadler suffered a pelvic fracture and severe internal injuries as his organs bled out onto the slope
>>24804I don't really seem to understand, did his ski come off, then he rebounded into his ski puncturing himself? Or do these guys have their skis on so they do not come off and the pressure from the stuck ski tore him in half?
>>24809yeah one ski got stuck, DINs set too high to pop off, G forces ripped him in half at the taint
>>17940jesus fuck my abdomen hurts seeing that
>>24766chad inline culture of not caring about a guy wearing a helmet vs virgin skateboarder culture of calling helmets gay and getting concussions
>>26266nothing is chad about fruitbootersanywayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louf0F_X-Ow
>>26300the best one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNFZGktMMNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ9XGmSeTrwwhen you're the one guy from the 00's Baker squad that didn't sober up and get their shit together
>>17940all those chunks, jesus
>>17940imagine bleeding to death from the gooch laying on the fucking ice
>>26303everything is broken. SO glad he wore a helmet.
>>21702still gay, unfortunately
>>14570I'm the opposite of a gnarly skater but I bombed a little hill once and there was a 2 inch gap at the bottom transition in those concrete drainage dips that I didn't see until it was too lateI managed to roll from being pitched but my right arm and shoulder got rocked numb for the rest of the night
>>14573I kek every time I watch this
For me the worst ones have been concussions. Immediate hospital visits. MRIs and CT scans. With a concussion you end up feeling so bizarre. It's hard to explain. It's like your whole body and personality are off. It's really weird stuff. With the worst one, I had to stay in bed for a month because I had so much trouble with my balance I could barely walk.
>>27543I had 4 as a teen, knocked unconscious for all of them.. projectile vomiting, migraine, vertigoScary to read about CTE and what we're possibly in for
>>27543I have had a lot of head trauma and I completely understand. Usually for me I just sleep it off but I have hit my head to the point my body goes numb or your just dizzy all the time. I usually was good with my balance but head hits are no joke and I can take a hit.
>>27543I've only ever taken one real blow to the head and after that I wore a helmet for everything, don't give a shit if people think i'm a pussy for wearing one
>>26303That fucking groan holy shit
>>28612not as serious as it sounds. if you try to breathe after getting the wind knocked out you make that weird noise. it happened to me when i was skiing once.
This is clearly the best one of allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU-lNMFF-G4
>>14573Oh, fuck holy shit!>>17940kek>>28635Love how his friends don't give a fuck.
>>17940Not gonna touch this, is it the one where his lower body just splits vertically in half?
shit like this one freaks me out, the thought that you might end up with CTE in 15 years is bad enough but whenever someone starts twitching and seizing out after a fall it makes me a little sickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZO_Xdl7NVw>>28065>do you want to keep the rock and pee on it>no I want to live>ok you can... do you want to do something gay to this gay-ass rock
>>28065I reference this video so fucking often. Every time I see someone eat shit on a stop rock I ask them if they wanna pee on it. Nobody ever gets it so I always gotta show em the video.
Pic related by Sean Malto. I'm a sports therapist and I've seen a lot of shit so far, but for some reason I can't make it through this part a 2nd time. Shit is just too gnarly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3ee60P1zIkHe starts talking about it around 3:10.
>>14573Holy shit you can hear his nuts crackThis one's a classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDUxktR57u0
>be 15>retarded>watch downhill longboarding on YouTube >think its easy>take my pintail board to the biggest hill in the park>halfway down, everything Gucci>suddenly death wobbles>before I know it I'm tumbling>roll 4 times>rip the shit out of my clothes and bodythankfully I wasnt so retarded as to not wear pads and a helmet so I walked away from it, albeit bloody