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How is your zorbing going
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https://youtu.be/-uBFwqI4TlM
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>>14258
DON'T WORRY DO YOUR BEST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMH49ieL4es
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>>14258
kek, imagine two corpses inside a zorb just rolling casually
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>>14258
Why is it always Russia with shit like this.
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based zorbbros
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>>14258
The fuck did they think was gonna happen
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Bro do you even zorb?
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Gonna go zorb with my homies tomorrow
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>>14258
did they died
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>>16339
>https://youtu.be/-uBFwqI4TlM
one died the other just got concussed
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>go zorbing
>be lactose intolerant
>eat cheese that morning
>get in zorb with zorb buddy
>begin to zorb
>have noxious lactose farts while tumbling uncontrollably downhill
>zorb buddy gagging and throwing up everywhere
>the zorb is no longer transparent
>we come to a stop
>panicked onlookers rush to us
>"I cant see inside are they ok? Theres mud in there or something... cant get them out."
>meanwhile inside the zorb
>air is unbreathable
>zorb buddy struggling to say talk while gagging "We have to.. we have to get... we have to.."
>still releasing toxic farts
>this goes on for a few more minutes
>finally be released from zorb prison
>take big breath of air
>its the freshest air ive ever breathed in my entire life
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>>14214
based zorb poster
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>>14258
what were they thinking?
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>>16492
>"WOAHHH BRAHHH ZOOORRRRB"
>*wacky groovy guitar riff and stock boing sound*
>gets in zorb
>"RAAADDIIICALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!"
>start zorbing
>dies
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https://vimeo.com/42919880
TIME
TO
ZOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!
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>>17534
> OOOOO LOOOK AT ME HERE I GO ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORBIN AGAIN
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Gonna try painting my zorb ball black. It will be interesting zorbing down a hill when you can't see anything. Like a sensory deprivation tank, but you're rolling around
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>be me
>zorbing with the boys
>crush some flower bed, leaves flying all over the place
>almost crash into am elderly couple enjoying the coming spring
>dont care, just zorbing
>zorb into a road, causing a car crash
>ram into some guys fence
>dont even notice, just zorbing
>at the bottom crash into the police waiting for me
>they open fire
>too busy zorbing to die
It doesnt get more xtreme than that.
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I'm not convinced zorbs aren't a form of population control sponsored by the CIA
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>>18643
/zrb/ is peak /xs/treme culture my dude
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>>17531
>push the bros down a mountain
>oh fuck they're going down a mountain
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fuck man I haven't zorbed in ages. stupid covid.
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>>19967
A zorb ball protects you from disease. You should be zorbing at all times
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>>16492
>thinking
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>>15071
malnutrition for 100's of years from communism.
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>>14214
>>>/asp/
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>>18643
Fuck, I genuinely want to do this now.
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>>14258
extreme
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4
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>>20895
the dangole government said I can't zorb outdoors with so many cars around.
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Bros... I can afford to zorb??
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>>18643
is zorbing the only way to break free from the system?
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Cucks FEAR the modified zorb
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>>22983
Do you have land to zorb on though
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>>23563
are people retardEd?
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Holy based thread, bump. I might actually Zorb with the bros now. Holy shit my fucking sides.
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>>14214
Weekend coming! Finally get to zorb with the boys again!
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>>14258
>Deadly zorb tragedy
too funny
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Managed to get a cute girl agree on a date. I suggested we go zorbing, we'll see how this goes
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>>25229
haha it'll be funny if you "accidentally" grab her tits and ass while falling over inside the zorb
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>>25246
zorb anime protag when
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>>16343
ending clip is hilarious lmao
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This thread has made me quit snowboarding and mtb. I'm all about the zorbing down the mountains now.
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>>26008
when you get the need to zorb there's nothing you can do about it, you just gotta zorb out.
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>>26143
Tried taking my gf to zorb with me. We zorbed too hard and she fucking died. Fucking radical bro!
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>>14258
My russian is not the best, but the fucking foreshadowing in the dialogue at the start
>How much does it cost
>300 roubles per person
>And where does it go?
>You're about to see
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>>23025
no, but it's one of only three methods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xskb71mQXeI
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>>25229
This went awfully, it's not a very good idea to cram into a small ball together on your first date. It's not very convincing to blame someone else for passing gas when there's only two of you in there. She just started calling me Fart Boy afterwards
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>>27642
unironically charming.
Sorry about your lack of self confidence
Could've made it into something adorable and unforgettable.
But I guess there's the possibility that you are charming enough to do it and she just has a shitty personality.
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Based Zorbchads
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>>16414
based
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Has anyone zorbed into traffic by accident? Is there a chance to get crushed or would you just bounce and roll away?
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>>26762
What are Americans?
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>>27642
If I ever meet you in real life, you're gonna be Fart Boy to me.
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>>18643
I am fucking crying
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>>15071
$2 bottles of vodka and no rules or regulations on anything
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Has someone tried zorbing in rapids? It seems like a good idea
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>>31600
kek it would get shredded against the rocks and the fool inside would drown, wrapped in hundreds of pounds of rubber and plastic.
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>>31600
it needs further research
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IT'S ZORB FRIDAY, where my zorb bros at. Gonna hit a gnarly new spot with my steel wire enforced zorb ball, hopefully it won't implode
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>>18575
Sounds like an interesting way of developing all kinds of physical and psychological damage.
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I've never heard of this activity before, but it seems quite abzorbing.
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>>25600
Surely some shitty romcom manga has done this scene, I would ask /a/ but muh rec threads.
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>>26762
Gotta wonder why they don't make these things with closable flaps, I guess you would have to find a way to make it possible to open from both inside and outside
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Will anything bad happen if I fill the middle layer of my zorb ball with helium? I was thinking it would add a cool slomo effect to bouncing around
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>>14258
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>>35790
I feel like something could go terribly wrong, but I'm not sure how. If you do it, post a video of it.
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>>35790
All the helium would seep out much faster than air would and you'd probably go broke pumping it.
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>>16414
I think I laughed for 2 minutes straight at this. My sides hurt.





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