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How is your zorbing going
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https://youtu.be/-uBFwqI4TlM
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>>14258
DON'T WORRY DO YOUR BEST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMH49ieL4es
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>>14258
kek, imagine two corpses inside a zorb just rolling casually
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>>14258
Why is it always Russia with shit like this.
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based zorbbros
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>>14258
The fuck did they think was gonna happen
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Bro do you even zorb?
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Gonna go zorb with my homies tomorrow
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>>14258
did they died
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>>16339
>https://youtu.be/-uBFwqI4TlM
one died the other just got concussed
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>go zorbing
>be lactose intolerant
>eat cheese that morning
>get in zorb with zorb buddy
>begin to zorb
>have noxious lactose farts while tumbling uncontrollably downhill
>zorb buddy gagging and throwing up everywhere
>the zorb is no longer transparent
>we come to a stop
>panicked onlookers rush to us
>"I cant see inside are they ok? Theres mud in there or something... cant get them out."
>meanwhile inside the zorb
>air is unbreathable
>zorb buddy struggling to say talk while gagging "We have to.. we have to get... we have to.."
>still releasing toxic farts
>this goes on for a few more minutes
>finally be released from zorb prison
>take big breath of air
>its the freshest air ive ever breathed in my entire life
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>>14214
based zorb poster
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>>14258
what were they thinking?
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>>16492
>"WOAHHH BRAHHH ZOOORRRRB"
>*wacky groovy guitar riff and stock boing sound*
>gets in zorb
>"RAAADDIIICALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!"
>start zorbing
>dies
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https://vimeo.com/42919880
TIME
TO
ZOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!
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>>17534
> OOOOO LOOOK AT ME HERE I GO ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORBIN AGAIN
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Gonna try painting my zorb ball black. It will be interesting zorbing down a hill when you can't see anything. Like a sensory deprivation tank, but you're rolling around
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>be me
>zorbing with the boys
>crush some flower bed, leaves flying all over the place
>almost crash into am elderly couple enjoying the coming spring
>dont care, just zorbing
>zorb into a road, causing a car crash
>ram into some guys fence
>dont even notice, just zorbing
>at the bottom crash into the police waiting for me
>they open fire
>too busy zorbing to die
It doesnt get more xtreme than that.
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I'm not convinced zorbs aren't a form of population control sponsored by the CIA
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>>18643
/zrb/ is peak /xs/treme culture my dude
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>>17531
>push the bros down a mountain
>oh fuck they're going down a mountain
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fuck man I haven't zorbed in ages. stupid covid.
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>>19967
A zorb ball protects you from disease. You should be zorbing at all times
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>>16492
>thinking
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>>15071
malnutrition for 100's of years from communism.
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>>14214
>>>/asp/
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>>18643
Fuck, I genuinely want to do this now.
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>>14258
extreme
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4
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>>20895
the dangole government said I can't zorb outdoors with so many cars around.
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Bros... I can afford to zorb??
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>>18643
is zorbing the only way to break free from the system?
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Cucks FEAR the modified zorb
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>>22983
Do you have land to zorb on though
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>>23563
are people retardEd?
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Holy based thread, bump. I might actually Zorb with the bros now. Holy shit my fucking sides.
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>>14214
Weekend coming! Finally get to zorb with the boys again!
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>>14258
>Deadly zorb tragedy
too funny
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Managed to get a cute girl agree on a date. I suggested we go zorbing, we'll see how this goes
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>>25229
haha it'll be funny if you "accidentally" grab her tits and ass while falling over inside the zorb
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>>25246
zorb anime protag when
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>>16343
ending clip is hilarious lmao
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This thread has made me quit snowboarding and mtb. I'm all about the zorbing down the mountains now.
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>>26008
when you get the need to zorb there's nothing you can do about it, you just gotta zorb out.
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>>26143
Tried taking my gf to zorb with me. We zorbed too hard and she fucking died. Fucking radical bro!
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>>14258
My russian is not the best, but the fucking foreshadowing in the dialogue at the start
>How much does it cost
>300 roubles per person
>And where does it go?
>You're about to see
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>>23025
no, but it's one of only three methods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xskb71mQXeI
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>>25229
This went awfully, it's not a very good idea to cram into a small ball together on your first date. It's not very convincing to blame someone else for passing gas when there's only two of you in there. She just started calling me Fart Boy afterwards
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>>27642
unironically charming.
Sorry about your lack of self confidence
Could've made it into something adorable and unforgettable.
But I guess there's the possibility that you are charming enough to do it and she just has a shitty personality.
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Based Zorbchads
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>>16414
based
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Has anyone zorbed into traffic by accident? Is there a chance to get crushed or would you just bounce and roll away?
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>>26762
What are Americans?
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>>27642
If I ever meet you in real life, you're gonna be Fart Boy to me.
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>>18643
I am fucking crying
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>>15071
$2 bottles of vodka and no rules or regulations on anything
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Has someone tried zorbing in rapids? It seems like a good idea
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>>31600
kek it would get shredded against the rocks and the fool inside would drown, wrapped in hundreds of pounds of rubber and plastic.
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>>31600
it needs further research
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IT'S ZORB FRIDAY, where my zorb bros at. Gonna hit a gnarly new spot with my steel wire enforced zorb ball, hopefully it won't implode
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>>18575
Sounds like an interesting way of developing all kinds of physical and psychological damage.
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I've never heard of this activity before, but it seems quite abzorbing.
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>>25600
Surely some shitty romcom manga has done this scene, I would ask /a/ but muh rec threads.
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>>26762
Gotta wonder why they don't make these things with closable flaps, I guess you would have to find a way to make it possible to open from both inside and outside
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Will anything bad happen if I fill the middle layer of my zorb ball with helium? I was thinking it would add a cool slomo effect to bouncing around
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>>14258
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>>35790
I feel like something could go terribly wrong, but I'm not sure how. If you do it, post a video of it.
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>>35790
All the helium would seep out much faster than air would and you'd probably go broke pumping it.
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>>16414
I think I laughed for 2 minutes straight at this. My sides hurt.
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>>35790
What the first guy said, it would cause some sort of disaster but I really am not sure what
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Fell on my dick repeatedly and came while zorbing today. Doesn't get any better than this.
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>>16414
i have never heard of zorbing in my life but i clicked on this thread out of curiosity and this post gave me the hardest laugh i've had in a while
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was gonna buy car insurance but I think i'm gonna cop a zorb now
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>>16492
Russians as a race are still evolving into functional humans, this is how nature weeds out the undesirables. Zorbing for a better tomorrow.
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>>22151
ya finna werked
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zorbing will never die
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>>39242
Zorbers occasionally die. Is it worth the price?
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>>39560
Yes!
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Hell yeah zorb or die
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>>16414
this post is bullshit, but I believe it
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Zorb4Lyfe
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Weather's warming up, perfect for a refreshing zorb ride. I recommend filling up the ball with a bit of cool water, which will gently wash over your face and lungs while you're zorbing down
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>>36387
my favorite part about this map is how serbia has fucking nothing
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>>16414
>still releasing toxic farts
lost
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>>27642
how ya doin Fart Boy.
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>>43976
Still floating around
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When is zorbing going to be included in the Olympics?
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It's zorb Zunday, you know what that means, today I rode for my Lord. Rolled straight into a church and high fived the minister
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>>26735
This sounds like a mafia hit
>Do you want me to shoot them boss?
>No, put them in a Zorb, I want to see them roll down a mountain while they suffer
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>>16492
you really don't know soviet was created? I'll let you in on some info. It was stampede of retards who were told rich people are bad. then they all fucked eachother and worked in slave camps for bread.
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>>16414
I think this is so funny because the concept of zorbing is already slightly hilarious. Rolling down a hill in a ball uncontrollably is just ridiculous to begin with.
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>summer has arrived
>decide to go zorbing
>it's hotter than anticipated
>inside the zorb is like a greenhouse
>everything's fogged over from the moisture
>suddenly not feeling so good
>black out while rolling down
>next thing I know I wake up to the sound of waves
>feels like I'm floating around in water
>can't see shit
>start hamster-wheeling myself in a random direction
>eventually I reach some type of land
>climb out and check where I am
>I had rolled into a damn river and was just floating downstream for who knows how long
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>>16414
I keked so hard my stomach hurts
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>>31600
Use your favorite search engine to look up HydroBronc
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>>49230
Poor you. If you'd stayed out a few hours longer you could've had a real adventure.
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Anybody watched zorb jousting? I think this could become as popular as pro wrestling
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>>14258
super monkey ball
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>>14214
Can I buy one of these and go to work in them? Is there some sort of upgraded model that is asphalt resistant?
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>>53672
>Is there some sort of upgraded model that is asphalt resistant?
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July is prime zorbing time. I'm thinking of setting up a zorb massage center. People will sunbathe on the premises, and then every once in a while a a zorb ball will come rolling over them
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>>53566
When I was in college, they had these set up in the gym for incoming freshmen at one of their welcome events. Saw some chick break her ankle getting hit by a stockier woman. It was pretty funny.
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>>47196
Beautiful scenery. Would love to zorb there.
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>>57579
Indeed. Zorbing IS the best way to appreciate the view.
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>>26762
The bullfighting ones are just so unimaginably stupid.
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>>31600
>It seems like a good idea
it does not
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>>16414
this board is comfy
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>>61255
Dubya looks like he thinks it might be.
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>>14214
Is this a real thing? I thought this was a joke thread but its still up and has 100 posts.
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>>23563
>no electronics on board
Checkmate, Bermuda triangle!
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>>62346
Zorb is the only reality.
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Zorbing will never die. Long live Zorb.
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>>16414
Fuck you and lost.
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>>47196
how could u high five the minister while in the zorb? :O
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>>14258
this happened to my mate barry
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And I'm free, free zorbin'!
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>>14258
How did they die though? They're protected by a giant bubble.
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Hell yeah it's almost Halloween. I was thinking of getting this pumpkin zorb ball for trick or treating, it's only 700 bucks
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>>69578
They got really really dizzy
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>>71368
How're they gonna treat you though? Shoving you?
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>>14214
Can this be done safely? Would it have to be a dedicated zorb-zone? Or can you go down anywhere when expierienced?
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>>27642
>She just started calling me Fart Boy afterwards
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>>14258
Classic
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>>71368
So did you buy it?
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I THINK I'M SAFE
I KNOW I'M BOUNCIN'
I'M IN THE ZORB
THAT ROLLS ALONG THE GROUND
I'VE GOT THE SPINS, I'M REALLY DIZZY
PLEASE SEND HELP
I JUST BROKE MY SPINE

I'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY
>ZORBIE BOYYY
IT'S NOT A KID'S TOY
>KID'S TOYYY
I'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY
>ZORBIE BOYYY
IT'S NOT A KID'S TOY
>KID'S TOYYY

IT'S KINDA HOT
MY STOMACH QUIVERS
MY KNEES ARE WEAK
I'M GONNA FUCKIN' PUKE
THEY SEE ME ROLL
THEY HEAR ME BEG
I ASK FOR HELP
I WANT OUT OF THIS THING

I'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY
>ZORBIE BOYYY
IT'S NOT A KID'S TOY
>KID'S TOYYY
I'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY
>ZORBIE BOYYY
IT'S NOT A KID'S TOY
>KID'S TOYYY
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>>74529
Hell yeah, although I'll say it's not the best trick or treating costume. Gonna get a Christmas zorb next, I just hope it's still available
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I want to try gliding in a zorb ball. If you get enough spin, the Magnus effect will propel you forward and carry you a long distance. I just need to figure out a way to generate enough spin. Maybe if I sort of slingshot myself off a treadmill

https://youtu.be/yVBQe5mp7j0?t=670
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zorbchads how do we recover?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-12-16/jumping-castle-hillcrest-primary-school-children-die/100704754
>"Emergency services were called to the scene around 10am this morning after a wind gust had reportedly caused the jumping castle and inflatable zorb balls to lift into the air," Commissioner Hine said. "Of the four [deceased] children, two were boys and two were girls."
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>>77850
make sure to film it and post it here. leave instructions for someone to do it for you, in case you don't survive.
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ZORBIUS
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>>77897
Huh, that was in my state yet I never knew zorbs were involved as well, I never actually read the articles though just the headlines
the ball is probably safer than the castle though
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>>77850
Maybe lubricate your zorb ball so that you can run inside of it in place while a friend pushes it off a cliff?
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>>78513
Apparently the deaths all came from the jumping castle as the kids fell out 10 meters to the ground, but there were still some injuries from kids in the zorbs.
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Zorbing looks like a ton of fun but how do I get started? I have been sledding down this hill for years. Would I die if I went down it in a zorb?
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>>78607
it's what's comes after the bottom of the hill that determines if you die or not.
>bounces into a rock
>diverts onto roadway
>gets hit by an 18 wheeler
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I'm going to be zorbing for the next week, fuck the family. Merry Zorbmas bros.

Your fortune: You got an extra thick slice of fruitcake.
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>>71491
The entire world is a zorb zone. The zone is wherever you want it to be
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>>78718
happy new zorb bro
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With the winter olympics coming up, I think it's time to make zorbing an Olympic sport. Speed races, human bowling, freestyle
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>>81346
How would winter zorbing work though?
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>>82253
Zorb down a slope and off a cliff. Whoever doesn't die wins.
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>>82253
Bobsleigh but with a zorb ball. Freestyle in a half-pipe. Figure zorbing
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It starts with one Zorb, I don't know why, it doesnt even matter how far I fly.
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in Zorb time.
All I know, Zorb is a powerful thing, watch it roll on as the Fart Boy sings.
Watch it keep it on to the end of the day.
Zorb keeps doom at bay.
Its so unreal, didnt look out below.
Watch him fly on, right past his chance so.
Trying to hold on, but he didnt even go.
He gave it all just to watch us grow.
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>>82320
Based lyricschad making an appearance on the janetty board
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Can I put a dog in a zorb ball?
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>>83788
If you want to get charged with animal abuse, yes.
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>>84429
laws aren't magic anon.
As long as no one sees and he doesn't record, he'll be fine.
>>83788
Bring a knife or hammer or something, and a shovel, in case the dog gets injured. You probably won't want to explain what happened to a vet
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>>84433
>As long as no one sees
It's a dog in a zorb, where the fuck you gonna hide that shit?
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>>84429
So when a dog goes zorbing it's animal abuse, but when a human goes zorbing it's all fun and games? Something just doesn't seem right to me about that.
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>>84743
Fun and games? Zorbing is serious business.
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>>82253
You put snow inside the zorb
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>>84743
>life or death sport for the glory of zorb
>all fun and games
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>>85393
White snow goes in, yellow snow comes out.
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How do you wash your zorb balls? I'm trying to keep the exterior pristine. I don't know if a car wash is the best choice for me

https://youtu.be/4kEt_Z--3O0?t=372
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>>87415
>automatic washing
>not manually washing your zorb and cleaning every little part of it with a toothbrush
it's like you don't even love your zorb, what the fuck is wrong with you
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Hey... imagine zorbing in an abandoned mall. Would be so rad.
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>>87954
Samefagging here, but I wonder if a zorb could fit into the elevator shaft? Just climb down it ahead of time to add cushions to any sharp metal edges.
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>>14258
>This video is not available in your country
Wow Russia got mad
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>>88146
That was an RT video. Europe is censoring russian media now, because the goy are only allowed to see OUR propaganda, not theirs.
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>>87957
Maybe a cargo elevator
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>>88185
can't see it in australia either
wouldn't surprise me if it's every country actually done by youtube themselves
can still get the thumbnail in the embed though
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>>88146
Snow zorbing is a secret Russian military project that leaked, they're trying to cover it up until it's ready to be deployed next winter.
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>>88203
at least here in austria, it's anything rt related. rt.com is not accessible without a vpn. fuck censorship and idiot drones who support it
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Zorbing, perfect for isolating oneself during Corona times.....are we still in Corona times, it's kinda hard to tell.
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>>14258
Web archive saved this thankfully
https://web.archive.org/web/20210203050820/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uBFwqI4TlM
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>>88445
Has any other news channel got a big disclaimer about goverment influences on it? I noticed it back when the video was still accessible on YouTube but I didn't really give it that much thought until now
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>>22920
Cars must be zorbed in as well, then. If everything and everyone is contained in a zorb the world would be super safe, bro.
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>>69578
>>14258
>one man breaks his back on a rock and dies
>the other man slams into the first man and dies on impact
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>>16414
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Today is zorb day bros
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>>90296
wtf
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>>90298
πŸ”₯
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πŸ’¨
bye zorb
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>>90437
πŸ’¨.........πŸ’€
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>>14258
super beef
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>>90295
Every day is Zorb day bro
I'm about to zorb just noWkdvtiro2n fj^#*jdkrbjgzim93ndo;'u*;'jKfbrl
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>>15404
I live in the city. we don’t have zorb parks.
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>>83788
>meet Lassie
>The zorbing Collie
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Zorb forever
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>page 7
where all my zorbrothers at? summer soon bros, we gon zooooooooooooooooooooooooorb!!!!
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You haven't truly zorbed until you zorbed in your car
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>>96535
Do you think whoever was in there had a seatbelt on
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>>97123
Hopefully. More importantly, I hope the airbag was disabled.
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>>15071
Like most developed poorfag nations, they have strange ideas about masculinity to compensate for their lack of organized success.
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Are those Microzorbs worth it? I mean you could Zorb all day, even at work, while shitting, fucking or applying for a job
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>>14258
>video unavailable
Damn, rip to a fucking classic. Hope this was preserved in some form before being deleted
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>>14258
I had the website for checking country blocks open for something else and checked this as well and it's also blocked in russia, so it's not the governments doing it, it's youtube blocking it everywhere while trying to make people assume their government did it
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>>96535
Emission free at that, impressive. Only needs someone to push every once in a while or maybe we could build wind tunnels where we let strong breezes push us to our destination just like sailors did in the past.
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>>96535
the future of transportation
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Not as good as my morbin
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>>97988
Any zorb is better than no zorb, but the question is how many chances for good zorbing you'll actually have.



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