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How is your zorbing going
https://youtu.be/-uBFwqI4TlM
>>14258DON'T WORRY DO YOUR BESThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMH49ieL4es
>>14258 kek, imagine two corpses inside a zorb just rolling casually
>>14258Why is it always Russia with shit like this.
based zorbbros
>>14258The fuck did they think was gonna happen
Bro do you even zorb?
Gonna go zorb with my homies tomorrow
>>14258did they died
>>16339>https://youtu.be/-uBFwqI4TlMone died the other just got concussed
>go zorbing>be lactose intolerant>eat cheese that morning>get in zorb with zorb buddy>begin to zorb>have noxious lactose farts while tumbling uncontrollably downhill>zorb buddy gagging and throwing up everywhere>the zorb is no longer transparent>we come to a stop>panicked onlookers rush to us>"I cant see inside are they ok? Theres mud in there or something... cant get them out.">meanwhile inside the zorb>air is unbreathable>zorb buddy struggling to say talk while gagging "We have to.. we have to get... we have to..">still releasing toxic farts>this goes on for a few more minutes>finally be released from zorb prison>take big breath of air>its the freshest air ive ever breathed in my entire life
>>14214based zorb poster
>>14258what were they thinking?
>>16492>"WOAHHH BRAHHH ZOOORRRRB">*wacky groovy guitar riff and stock boing sound*>gets in zorb >"RAAADDIIICALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!">start zorbing>dies
https://vimeo.com/42919880TIME TO ZOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!
>>17534> OOOOO LOOOK AT ME HERE I GO ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORBIN AGAIN
Gonna try painting my zorb ball black. It will be interesting zorbing down a hill when you can't see anything. Like a sensory deprivation tank, but you're rolling around
>be me>zorbing with the boys>crush some flower bed, leaves flying all over the place>almost crash into am elderly couple enjoying the coming spring>dont care, just zorbing>zorb into a road, causing a car crash>ram into some guys fence>dont even notice, just zorbing>at the bottom crash into the police waiting for me>they open fire>too busy zorbing to dieIt doesnt get more xtreme than that.
I'm not convinced zorbs aren't a form of population control sponsored by the CIA
>>18643/zrb/ is peak /xs/treme culture my dude
>>17531>push the bros down a mountain>oh fuck they're going down a mountain
fuck man I haven't zorbed in ages. stupid covid.
>>19967A zorb ball protects you from disease. You should be zorbing at all times
>>16492>thinking
>>15071malnutrition for 100's of years from communism.
>>14214>>>/asp/
>>18643Fuck, I genuinely want to do this now.
>>14258extreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4
>>20895the dangole government said I can't zorb outdoors with so many cars around.
Bros... I can afford to zorb??
>>18643is zorbing the only way to break free from the system?
Cucks FEAR the modified zorb
>>22983Do you have land to zorb on though
>>23563are people retardEd?
Holy based thread, bump. I might actually Zorb with the bros now. Holy shit my fucking sides.
>>14214Weekend coming! Finally get to zorb with the boys again!
>>14258>Deadly zorb tragedytoo funny
Managed to get a cute girl agree on a date. I suggested we go zorbing, we'll see how this goes
>>25229haha it'll be funny if you "accidentally" grab her tits and ass while falling over inside the zorb
>>25246zorb anime protag when
>>16343ending clip is hilarious lmao
This thread has made me quit snowboarding and mtb. I'm all about the zorbing down the mountains now.
>>26008when you get the need to zorb there's nothing you can do about it, you just gotta zorb out.
>>26143Tried taking my gf to zorb with me. We zorbed too hard and she fucking died. Fucking radical bro!
>>14258My russian is not the best, but the fucking foreshadowing in the dialogue at the start>How much does it cost>300 roubles per person>And where does it go?>You're about to see
>>23025no, but it's one of only three methodshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xskb71mQXeI
>>25229This went awfully, it's not a very good idea to cram into a small ball together on your first date. It's not very convincing to blame someone else for passing gas when there's only two of you in there. She just started calling me Fart Boy afterwards
>>27642unironically charming.Sorry about your lack of self confidence Could've made it into something adorable and unforgettable.But I guess there's the possibility that you are charming enough to do it and she just has a shitty personality.
Based Zorbchads
>>16414based
Has anyone zorbed into traffic by accident? Is there a chance to get crushed or would you just bounce and roll away?
>>26762What are Americans?
>>27642If I ever meet you in real life, you're gonna be Fart Boy to me.
>>18643I am fucking crying
>>15071$2 bottles of vodka and no rules or regulations on anything
Has someone tried zorbing in rapids? It seems like a good idea
>>31600kek it would get shredded against the rocks and the fool inside would drown, wrapped in hundreds of pounds of rubber and plastic.
>>31600it needs further research
IT'S ZORB FRIDAY, where my zorb bros at. Gonna hit a gnarly new spot with my steel wire enforced zorb ball, hopefully it won't implode
>>18575Sounds like an interesting way of developing all kinds of physical and psychological damage.
I've never heard of this activity before, but it seems quite abzorbing.
>>25600Surely some shitty romcom manga has done this scene, I would ask /a/ but muh rec threads.
>>26762Gotta wonder why they don't make these things with closable flaps, I guess you would have to find a way to make it possible to open from both inside and outside
Will anything bad happen if I fill the middle layer of my zorb ball with helium? I was thinking it would add a cool slomo effect to bouncing around
>>14258
>>35790I feel like something could go terribly wrong, but I'm not sure how. If you do it, post a video of it.
>>35790All the helium would seep out much faster than air would and you'd probably go broke pumping it.
>>16414I think I laughed for 2 minutes straight at this. My sides hurt.
>>35790What the first guy said, it would cause some sort of disaster but I really am not sure what
Fell on my dick repeatedly and came while zorbing today. Doesn't get any better than this.
>>16414i have never heard of zorbing in my life but i clicked on this thread out of curiosity and this post gave me the hardest laugh i've had in a while
was gonna buy car insurance but I think i'm gonna cop a zorb now
>>16492Russians as a race are still evolving into functional humans, this is how nature weeds out the undesirables. Zorbing for a better tomorrow.
>>22151ya finna werked
