How is your zorbing going
https://youtu.be/-uBFwqI4TlM
>>14258DON'T WORRY DO YOUR BESThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMH49ieL4es
>>14258 kek, imagine two corpses inside a zorb just rolling casually
>>14258Why is it always Russia with shit like this.
based zorbbros
>>14258The fuck did they think was gonna happen
Bro do you even zorb?
Gonna go zorb with my homies tomorrow
>>14258did they died
>>16339>https://youtu.be/-uBFwqI4TlMone died the other just got concussed
>go zorbing>be lactose intolerant>eat cheese that morning>get in zorb with zorb buddy>begin to zorb>have noxious lactose farts while tumbling uncontrollably downhill>zorb buddy gagging and throwing up everywhere>the zorb is no longer transparent>we come to a stop>panicked onlookers rush to us>"I cant see inside are they ok? Theres mud in there or something... cant get them out.">meanwhile inside the zorb>air is unbreathable>zorb buddy struggling to say talk while gagging "We have to.. we have to get... we have to..">still releasing toxic farts>this goes on for a few more minutes>finally be released from zorb prison>take big breath of air>its the freshest air ive ever breathed in my entire life
>>14214based zorb poster
>>14258what were they thinking?
>>16492>"WOAHHH BRAHHH ZOOORRRRB">*wacky groovy guitar riff and stock boing sound*>gets in zorb >"RAAADDIIICALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!">start zorbing>dies
https://vimeo.com/42919880TIME TO ZOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!
>>17534> OOOOO LOOOK AT ME HERE I GO ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORBIN AGAIN
Gonna try painting my zorb ball black. It will be interesting zorbing down a hill when you can't see anything. Like a sensory deprivation tank, but you're rolling around
>be me>zorbing with the boys>crush some flower bed, leaves flying all over the place>almost crash into am elderly couple enjoying the coming spring>dont care, just zorbing>zorb into a road, causing a car crash>ram into some guys fence>dont even notice, just zorbing>at the bottom crash into the police waiting for me>they open fire>too busy zorbing to dieIt doesnt get more xtreme than that.
I'm not convinced zorbs aren't a form of population control sponsored by the CIA
>>18643/zrb/ is peak /xs/treme culture my dude
>>17531>push the bros down a mountain>oh fuck they're going down a mountain
fuck man I haven't zorbed in ages. stupid covid.
>>19967A zorb ball protects you from disease. You should be zorbing at all times
>>16492>thinking
>>15071malnutrition for 100's of years from communism.
>>14214>>>/asp/
>>18643Fuck, I genuinely want to do this now.
>>14258extreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4
>>20895the dangole government said I can't zorb outdoors with so many cars around.
Bros... I can afford to zorb??
>>18643is zorbing the only way to break free from the system?
Cucks FEAR the modified zorb
>>22983Do you have land to zorb on though
>>23563are people retardEd?
Holy based thread, bump. I might actually Zorb with the bros now. Holy shit my fucking sides.
>>14214Weekend coming! Finally get to zorb with the boys again!
>>14258>Deadly zorb tragedytoo funny
Managed to get a cute girl agree on a date. I suggested we go zorbing, we'll see how this goes
>>25229haha it'll be funny if you "accidentally" grab her tits and ass while falling over inside the zorb
>>25246zorb anime protag when
>>16343ending clip is hilarious lmao
This thread has made me quit snowboarding and mtb. I'm all about the zorbing down the mountains now.
>>26008when you get the need to zorb there's nothing you can do about it, you just gotta zorb out.
>>26143Tried taking my gf to zorb with me. We zorbed too hard and she fucking died. Fucking radical bro!
>>14258My russian is not the best, but the fucking foreshadowing in the dialogue at the start>How much does it cost>300 roubles per person>And where does it go?>You're about to see
>>23025no, but it's one of only three methodshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xskb71mQXeI
>>25229This went awfully, it's not a very good idea to cram into a small ball together on your first date. It's not very convincing to blame someone else for passing gas when there's only two of you in there. She just started calling me Fart Boy afterwards
>>27642unironically charming.Sorry about your lack of self confidence Could've made it into something adorable and unforgettable.But I guess there's the possibility that you are charming enough to do it and she just has a shitty personality.
Based Zorbchads
>>16414based
Has anyone zorbed into traffic by accident? Is there a chance to get crushed or would you just bounce and roll away?
>>26762What are Americans?
>>27642If I ever meet you in real life, you're gonna be Fart Boy to me.
>>18643I am fucking crying
>>15071$2 bottles of vodka and no rules or regulations on anything
Has someone tried zorbing in rapids? It seems like a good idea
>>31600kek it would get shredded against the rocks and the fool inside would drown, wrapped in hundreds of pounds of rubber and plastic.
>>31600it needs further research
IT'S ZORB FRIDAY, where my zorb bros at. Gonna hit a gnarly new spot with my steel wire enforced zorb ball, hopefully it won't implode
>>18575Sounds like an interesting way of developing all kinds of physical and psychological damage.
I've never heard of this activity before, but it seems quite abzorbing.
>>25600Surely some shitty romcom manga has done this scene, I would ask /a/ but muh rec threads.
>>26762Gotta wonder why they don't make these things with closable flaps, I guess you would have to find a way to make it possible to open from both inside and outside
Will anything bad happen if I fill the middle layer of my zorb ball with helium? I was thinking it would add a cool slomo effect to bouncing around
>>14258
>>35790I feel like something could go terribly wrong, but I'm not sure how. If you do it, post a video of it.
>>35790All the helium would seep out much faster than air would and you'd probably go broke pumping it.
>>16414I think I laughed for 2 minutes straight at this. My sides hurt.
>>35790What the first guy said, it would cause some sort of disaster but I really am not sure what
Fell on my dick repeatedly and came while zorbing today. Doesn't get any better than this.
>>16414i have never heard of zorbing in my life but i clicked on this thread out of curiosity and this post gave me the hardest laugh i've had in a while
was gonna buy car insurance but I think i'm gonna cop a zorb now
>>16492Russians as a race are still evolving into functional humans, this is how nature weeds out the undesirables. Zorbing for a better tomorrow.
>>22151ya finna werked
zorbing will never die
>>39242Zorbers occasionally die. Is it worth the price?
>>39560Yes!
Hell yeah zorb or die
>>16414this post is bullshit, but I believe it
Zorb4Lyfe
Weather's warming up, perfect for a refreshing zorb ride. I recommend filling up the ball with a bit of cool water, which will gently wash over your face and lungs while you're zorbing down
>>36387my favorite part about this map is how serbia has fucking nothing
>>16414>still releasing toxic fartslost
>>27642how ya doin Fart Boy.
>>43976Still floating around
When is zorbing going to be included in the Olympics?
It's zorb Zunday, you know what that means, today I rode for my Lord. Rolled straight into a church and high fived the minister
>>26735This sounds like a mafia hit>Do you want me to shoot them boss?>No, put them in a Zorb, I want to see them roll down a mountain while they suffer
>>16492you really don't know soviet was created? I'll let you in on some info. It was stampede of retards who were told rich people are bad. then they all fucked eachother and worked in slave camps for bread.
>>16414I think this is so funny because the concept of zorbing is already slightly hilarious. Rolling down a hill in a ball uncontrollably is just ridiculous to begin with.
>summer has arrived>decide to go zorbing>it's hotter than anticipated>inside the zorb is like a greenhouse>everything's fogged over from the moisture>suddenly not feeling so good>black out while rolling down>next thing I know I wake up to the sound of waves>feels like I'm floating around in water>can't see shit>start hamster-wheeling myself in a random direction>eventually I reach some type of land>climb out and check where I am>I had rolled into a damn river and was just floating downstream for who knows how long
>>16414I keked so hard my stomach hurts
>>31600Use your favorite search engine to look up HydroBronc
>>49230Poor you. If you'd stayed out a few hours longer you could've had a real adventure.
Anybody watched zorb jousting? I think this could become as popular as pro wrestling
>>14258super monkey ball
>>14214Can I buy one of these and go to work in them? Is there some sort of upgraded model that is asphalt resistant?
>>53672>Is there some sort of upgraded model that is asphalt resistant?
July is prime zorbing time. I'm thinking of setting up a zorb massage center. People will sunbathe on the premises, and then every once in a while a a zorb ball will come rolling over them
>>53566When I was in college, they had these set up in the gym for incoming freshmen at one of their welcome events. Saw some chick break her ankle getting hit by a stockier woman. It was pretty funny.
>>47196Beautiful scenery. Would love to zorb there.
>>57579Indeed. Zorbing IS the best way to appreciate the view.
>>26762The bullfighting ones are just so unimaginably stupid.
>>31600>It seems like a good ideait does not
>>16414this board is comfy
>>61255Dubya looks like he thinks it might be.
>>14214Is this a real thing? I thought this was a joke thread but its still up and has 100 posts.
>>23563>no electronics on boardCheckmate, Bermuda triangle!
>>62346Zorb is the only reality.
Zorbing will never die. Long live Zorb.
>>16414Fuck you and lost.
>>47196how could u high five the minister while in the zorb? :O
>>14258this happened to my mate barry
And I'm free, free zorbin'!
>>14258How did they die though? They're protected by a giant bubble.
Hell yeah it's almost Halloween. I was thinking of getting this pumpkin zorb ball for trick or treating, it's only 700 bucks
>>69578They got really really dizzy
>>71368How're they gonna treat you though? Shoving you?
>>14214Can this be done safely? Would it have to be a dedicated zorb-zone? Or can you go down anywhere when expierienced?
>>27642>She just started calling me Fart Boy afterwards
>>14258Classic
>>71368So did you buy it?
I THINK I'M SAFEI KNOW I'M BOUNCIN'I'M IN THE ZORBTHAT ROLLS ALONG THE GROUNDI'VE GOT THE SPINS, I'M REALLY DIZZYPLEASE SEND HELPI JUST BROKE MY SPINEI'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY>ZORBIE BOYYYIT'S NOT A KID'S TOY>KID'S TOYYYI'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY>ZORBIE BOYYYIT'S NOT A KID'S TOY>KID'S TOYYYIT'S KINDA HOTMY STOMACH QUIVERSMY KNEES ARE WEAKI'M GONNA FUCKIN' PUKETHEY SEE ME ROLLTHEY HEAR ME BEGI ASK FOR HELPI WANT OUT OF THIS THINGI'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY>ZORBIE BOYYYIT'S NOT A KID'S TOY>KID'S TOYYYI'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY>ZORBIE BOYYYIT'S NOT A KID'S TOY>KID'S TOYYY
>>74529Hell yeah, although I'll say it's not the best trick or treating costume. Gonna get a Christmas zorb next, I just hope it's still available
I want to try gliding in a zorb ball. If you get enough spin, the Magnus effect will propel you forward and carry you a long distance. I just need to figure out a way to generate enough spin. Maybe if I sort of slingshot myself off a treadmillhttps://youtu.be/yVBQe5mp7j0?t=670
zorbchads how do we recover?https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-12-16/jumping-castle-hillcrest-primary-school-children-die/100704754>"Emergency services were called to the scene around 10am this morning after a wind gust had reportedly caused the jumping castle and inflatable zorb balls to lift into the air," Commissioner Hine said. "Of the four [deceased] children, two were boys and two were girls."
>>77850make sure to film it and post it here. leave instructions for someone to do it for you, in case you don't survive.
ZORBIUS
>>77897Huh, that was in my state yet I never knew zorbs were involved as well, I never actually read the articles though just the headlinesthe ball is probably safer than the castle though
>>77850Maybe lubricate your zorb ball so that you can run inside of it in place while a friend pushes it off a cliff?
>>78513Apparently the deaths all came from the jumping castle as the kids fell out 10 meters to the ground, but there were still some injuries from kids in the zorbs.
Zorbing looks like a ton of fun but how do I get started? I have been sledding down this hill for years. Would I die if I went down it in a zorb?
>>78607it's what's comes after the bottom of the hill that determines if you die or not.>bounces into a rock>diverts onto roadway>gets hit by an 18 wheeler
I'm going to be zorbing for the next week, fuck the family. Merry Zorbmas bros.Your fortune: You got an extra thick slice of fruitcake.
>>71491The entire world is a zorb zone. The zone is wherever you want it to be
>>78718happy new zorb bro
With the winter olympics coming up, I think it's time to make zorbing an Olympic sport. Speed races, human bowling, freestyle
>>81346How would winter zorbing work though?
>>82253Zorb down a slope and off a cliff. Whoever doesn't die wins.
>>82253Bobsleigh but with a zorb ball. Freestyle in a half-pipe. Figure zorbing
It starts with one Zorb, I don't know why, it doesnt even matter how far I fly. Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in Zorb time.All I know, Zorb is a powerful thing, watch it roll on as the Fart Boy sings.Watch it keep it on to the end of the day.Zorb keeps doom at bay.Its so unreal, didnt look out below.Watch him fly on, right past his chance so.Trying to hold on, but he didnt even go.He gave it all just to watch us grow.
>>82320Based lyricschad making an appearance on the janetty board
Can I put a dog in a zorb ball?
>>83788If you want to get charged with animal abuse, yes.
>>84429laws aren't magic anon.As long as no one sees and he doesn't record, he'll be fine.>>83788Bring a knife or hammer or something, and a shovel, in case the dog gets injured. You probably won't want to explain what happened to a vet
>>84433>As long as no one seesIt's a dog in a zorb, where the fuck you gonna hide that shit?
>>84429So when a dog goes zorbing it's animal abuse, but when a human goes zorbing it's all fun and games? Something just doesn't seem right to me about that.
>>84743Fun and games? Zorbing is serious business.
>>82253You put snow inside the zorb
>>84743>life or death sport for the glory of zorb>all fun and games
>>85393White snow goes in, yellow snow comes out.
How do you wash your zorb balls? I'm trying to keep the exterior pristine. I don't know if a car wash is the best choice for mehttps://youtu.be/4kEt_Z--3O0?t=372
>>87415>automatic washing>not manually washing your zorb and cleaning every little part of it with a toothbrushit's like you don't even love your zorb, what the fuck is wrong with you
Hey... imagine zorbing in an abandoned mall. Would be so rad.
>>87954Samefagging here, but I wonder if a zorb could fit into the elevator shaft? Just climb down it ahead of time to add cushions to any sharp metal edges.
>>14258>This video is not available in your countryWow Russia got mad
>>88146That was an RT video. Europe is censoring russian media now, because the goy are only allowed to see OUR propaganda, not theirs.
>>87957Maybe a cargo elevator
>>88185can't see it in australia eitherwouldn't surprise me if it's every country actually done by youtube themselvescan still get the thumbnail in the embed though
>>88146Snow zorbing is a secret Russian military project that leaked, they're trying to cover it up until it's ready to be deployed next winter.
>>88203at least here in austria, it's anything rt related. rt.com is not accessible without a vpn. fuck censorship and idiot drones who support it
Zorbing, perfect for isolating oneself during Corona times.....are we still in Corona times, it's kinda hard to tell.
>>14258Web archive saved this thankfullyhttps://web.archive.org/web/20210203050820/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uBFwqI4TlM
>>88445Has any other news channel got a big disclaimer about goverment influences on it? I noticed it back when the video was still accessible on YouTube but I didn't really give it that much thought until now
>>22920Cars must be zorbed in as well, then. If everything and everyone is contained in a zorb the world would be super safe, bro.
>>69578>>14258>one man breaks his back on a rock and dies>the other man slams into the first man and dies on impact
>>16414
Today is zorb day bros
>>90296wtf
>>90298🔥
💨bye zorb
>>90437💨.........💀
>>14258super beef
>>90295Every day is Zorb day broI'm about to zorb just noWkdvtiro2n fj^#*jdkrbjgzim93ndo;'u*;'jKfbrl
>>15404I live in the city. we don’t have zorb parks.
>>83788>meet Lassie>The zorbing Collie
Zorb forever
>page 7where all my zorbrothers at? summer soon bros, we gon zooooooooooooooooooooooooorb!!!!
You haven't truly zorbed until you zorbed in your car
>>96535Do you think whoever was in there had a seatbelt on
>>97123Hopefully. More importantly, I hope the airbag was disabled.
>>15071Like most developed poorfag nations, they have strange ideas about masculinity to compensate for their lack of organized success.
Are those Microzorbs worth it? I mean you could Zorb all day, even at work, while shitting, fucking or applying for a job
>>14258>video unavailableDamn, rip to a fucking classic. Hope this was preserved in some form before being deleted
>>14258I had the website for checking country blocks open for something else and checked this as well and it's also blocked in russia, so it's not the governments doing it, it's youtube blocking it everywhere while trying to make people assume their government did it
>>96535Emission free at that, impressive. Only needs someone to push every once in a while or maybe we could build wind tunnels where we let strong breezes push us to our destination just like sailors did in the past.
>>96535the future of transportation
Not as good as my morbin
>>97988Any zorb is better than no zorb, but the question is how many chances for good zorbing you'll actually have.
