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soaping bros, we're home
Thank god these things died in the 90's and 4chan is full of underageB&
>>1409Soap or Die is one of the greatest documentaries ever made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HMBl7yxnHchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATpVL1NUyx0
>>1409Stealth Sonic Adventure 2 thread?
i got a pair of these when i was 13 and i've never been able to use them because all the handrails have bolts on them. it genuinely pisses me off
im so glad its not the 90s anymore just for the fact that everything I touched then was covered in fucking wax
this looks very easy and unimpressive
>>4970>this looks very gay and homosexual
bumping for based soapers
>>1409Literally why use soap shoes when these exist Infinitely inferior
>>4009Eugen is actually an aggressive inline skater the fact he was sponsored for this is pure marketing and this is basically heelies but for grinds get some skates idiot
>>7108>being a faggot fruitbooter
>>7116>HURURRRR DURRR FRUIT BOTOTTTINGN BUT OMGGGGGG FRUIT SHOES GOODFuck of boarder, you've copied real skating since the beginning and are upset we're all back at skateparks doing cooler tricks than "ME FLIP BOARD" you cringe ass roody poo lookin ass, i'm also 6 feet tall talk to me like this at a skate park i'll push your scrawny wannabe ass down a hill and watch you bail since you have no real sense of balance or control then woops your own board over your head and use my fruit boots to give your asshole a fruit loop with my wheels of fury
>>7118I understand your frustration anon. You have never been given the respect you believe you deserve, because you picked a hobby that sally down the street also enjoys rollerskating up and down the sidewalk with her mother.But thats just how the world works. You picked the Disney Channel Movie of extreme sports, ignore the fact that everyone else looks down upon you and your fruit boots.
>>7127No actually we get the respect we deserve, the sport is going through huge rebirth right now, skate parks full of bladers, boarders are a dying breed, being replaced by scooter kids, meanwhile aggressive skates are sold out world wide and youtubers regarding blading kicking off.You can bail when you fail a trick, we have to commit, you're a pussy boy.I saw a fruit boarder like you outside on the streets once, a hill I go down fast as shit and is tiny this little pussy shirtless looking hoodlum poser had to BAIL off his board not even half way down! I tried my best to not laugh at him... I hope your puny ego isn't hurt over all the posers in your sport...Did you know, inline skates were made BEFORE boards? The first shit boards made actually used a future pussified rendition of inline skates trucks on planks, they took rollerskate trucks and planks to make shitty boards~Go on show me your ollie~
>>7143The funniest part about skateboarder cope is sally and her gaggle of white kids down the street sidewalk haven't touched blades in a decade, the only ones left are true EXTREME sporters, meanwhile boarders are still rife with swag having wiggers who go shirtless around the block holding their boards while they walk or going 2MPH never doing so much as a single jump, just going from point A to point B, the amount of sad pathetic cope from your "sport" full of posers who can't do a single trick is hilarious.The only bladers left are extreme sports.The only plankers left are poser wannabe's who have to resort to ad hominemSad~https://youtu.be/DwLCDPMTcmYCheck it, this is modern day skating.The only boarders left I respect are long boarders hitting up giant ass hills doing something truly extreme or ones who respect their grandfather sport, skating. That's right, skateboarding isn't skating, Skating is. Putting SKATES on your feet is skating.
Soaping is to inline what scooters are to skateboards. Sorry bros, your 'sport' takes less talent and looks more stupid than the one it tried to imitate.
>>7151I get the appeal though sonic adventure games are cool as fuck and you want to grind as a kid but never realise grind skates exist, I used to want soap shoes now I own USD Aeon 60's
>>7151>>7154Sorry for the double post, but i respect scooters more than skate boarders, skateboarders ive seen are always posers who sit around doing jack shit 99% of the time and are there for the aesthetics whilst scooter kids take their fucking scooters do 360 rotations with the bottom part and jump stairs, whilst all the boarders i see lately just bail on hills it's pathetic
>>7156Stop eyeballing the scooter kids you pedo, the skateboarders are probably creeped out by you.
>>7167They peer pressured me into jumping the big stairs at the grocery store and now I jump them whenever there isnt snow and I go by
Surprisingly, I bought a pair a few years ago. There was an online shop in the UK that had them for sale and I jumped on it because it was limited supply. I think shipping was more expensive than the shoes themselves but I still have them today.
>>7193based soaper
>>7135>>7127>>7118You all need to stop being faggots
gayass christa college soap'n
>>5020and thats a good thing
>>8386he started it mooooom
>>7118New pasta?
>>1409holy shit I forgot all about these. They couldn't sell shit like to kids today, I remember kids cracking their heads open jumping on railings
>>7175if you've ever used one of those scooter's you'd instantly realise why they're so ballsy.They're insanely easy to use, I used to do huge stair sets (12+) on them when I wouldn't even touch a 6 stair on my bmx nowadays because I'm a huge pussy and I've been riding bmx way longer than I ever rode a scooter
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO STILL SOAP??????????????????????
>>10812only when i shower
>>10803too extreme for kids
>>7118>>7135lmfao how many butthurt posts have you typed out already? you're clearly the only person who feels this way and it's easy to tell by your posting
>>4009Unironically fuckin' badass. That last roller coaster ride was so satisfying to watch.
>>12249He can do this because he does it with smaller grind plates on inline skates
>>3960Kek this is great thanks. Loved soaping in the 90s
>>11079Based
>>4009this is next level.
I never bought soaps but I liked the way they looked. I wished they made skate shoes
soapers rise up
Wow, I actually own four pair of soaps. They're just such solid shoes. I had even more but second gen are subject to warehouse heat or things like that. I'm pretty lucky size 14 suits me because that and kids' size were mainly the only overstock>>7193Still my favorite design, the blue and white Cleans. Looks better to me than almost any shoe bar none before or since. Don't they look amazing in almost any color but especially that one. Such an aesthetic, and the nubuck leather was actually quality.
>>16052I quite like the design of the shoes you posted.If they were regular shoes I would wear them
>>16053Ahh you just need the plate that allowed you to stash your weed
>>1409I thought I created this sport when I was a kid, little did I know shit was actually done
>>14498you mean... aggressive rollerblades...?
>>16052looks based
soaper bump
>>11862They got filtered
ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUNDGOT PLACES TO GO, GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
>>7116>being in a thread about amatuer footbootingYou're cool>>7118guy, chill
You HAVE made your own pair already, right anons? https://www.instructables.com/Soap-Shoesmake-your-own/https://www.soapygrind.com/how-to-make-soap-shoes/I think we could have a thread for "makeshift" sports, homemade gear and projects, but I fear it would be too /diy/
>>5020this is a very 90's insult. now, not so much, people actually love sucking cock, taking cokc up the ass with the same sex. aids is awesome!
>>7118lmao this is why I used to always see fruitbooters getting their asses kicked in skate parks back in the day. They were always unathletic spergs with a chip on their shoulder.
>inb4 he dropped the soap
>>21546You could say he's about to get "railed"
>>7135What world are you living in? I haven't seen anyone use rollerblades in at least a decade. It's dead.
>>21540id woop your ass now, try calling me sally ill whoop your ass maladaptive fucker
>>21570>>21540>>21568this is a SOAP thread you faggots, nobody cares
>>21568Sounds like you live in some boring town where people only do boring mainstream shit and still watch MTV. It's ironic because your world is a bubble but you type shit like "What world are you living in"? LOL I live in Washington State and I've been seeing more rollerbladers every time I go to the skate park this last year. I've also been running into more people who just started. There are more of us than you think. It's not popular but it's not dead. Look up some aggressive skate brands and watch videos. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_the_cave
>>21568I bet you watch "Ridiculousness" for hours and never realized they just steal videos from the internet.
>>21571GTFO anon. Nobody cares about soap.That's why this thread is 90% skaters vs bladers
>>21029CAN'T STICK AROUND HAVE TO KEEP MOVIN ONGUESS WHAT LIES AHEAD, ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
>>21533this is so corny
>>1409>>4009Honestly, this would be fucking dope combined with some parkour
>>24138Do you mean that THIS SO SOAPYSOOOOOOOAP
>>1409We used to put big socks over our shoes and slide the handrails in highschool
>>21686soap is literally toddler version of aggressive blading
There's a documentary about the guys who started soaps, but I cant find it anywhere except on DVD. > The true story of the origins of a sport known as 'freestyle walking,' and the four Chicago-area teenagers who spawned it in 1996, along with a multi-million-dollar line of shoes called 'Soaps.' https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4158868/
>>26673>freestyle walkinglooks like the freerunners and traceurs got another category to sort out
>>7135t. Last bladder on earth
>fruit-booters>plank-draggers>Shite-Bikers>Soap-droppers>Scoot-niggiesCringe, now THIS is the real deal, Extreme Pogoing. Watch and learn, wheel peasants and on-foot pedestrians, the SPRING is here to fuck you UP
>>26673looks kino
>>1409>1999-2000: all the fad chasing faggots in my school had razer scooters and soaps>2000-2001: all the fad chasing faggots in my school were now heelyfagsmfw
>>7118KEK. Thanks for reminding me how insecure and short fused fruitbooters are.>mfw a fruitbooter tried to fight me once because I called him a fruitbooter and every time he tried to shove me he'd move backwards 10ft
>>7151as a skater I respect soapers more than in lineat least soapers dont pretend to be cool, they know their shits campy and wack but they love it anywayinlinefags are really insecure, just look at what they named their generalinferiority complex
>>31801It's named "actual skating general" because an anon bitched on another inline thread that there wasn't a general already. And the only insecure guy here is that weird dude who was called a sally, the same one who was bitching about the general.
>>31808the same guy who started that general was bitching before he made it IN /esg/he was whining about eternal skate general being called that instead of skateboarding general and literally said he was going to make an "actual skating general"if yuuki la was still alive id find the posts it was really pathetic
found ithttps://archive.wakarimasen.moe/xs/thread/6674/#q7223https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/xs/thread/6674/#q7311notice the overuse of the "actual skating" termafter this specific thread the first "actual skating general" thread was madeknow your 4channel history
>>31828Damn, and I thought it was bad enough with the sally dude. Honestly, I just wish those inliners would just stop caring about that stuff, not all of us are still seething at you boarders, I guarantee
>>28082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swFhZyvjxikkek what the fuck
>>7150This shit is kinda cool, but also gay. nah dude. There is something magical about wood and wheels man.Boarding belongs to everyone with enough guts to stay on the board.
>>4009dope
>>33332now THIS is based
>>30982>short fusedmore like we're sick of skateboarders bullshit and as a result dont tolerate nancy pancies like you
>>31801>inferiority complexyou realise inline skating predates skateboarding, it is literally a form of skating that came before skateboarding and requires skates, your inferiority complex is showing, boarder. you have a plank of wood with rollerskat trucks.
>>31801>>31808>>31827>>31828>>31878a lot of samefagging coming from you, placeholder. don't you have more people on /vg/ to harass for money because you're "dying"?
>actually bought a pair of used soap scabs when i was 16>still don't know what the fuck i was thinking at the time
