What's the most violent and extreme martial art I can learn?
>>134839White Lotus Kung-Fu
>>134839Lethwei allows head butts and you are also allowed to keep fighting after getting knocked out. Like you can get knocked out cold and your corner gets 2mins to revive you and you can keep fighting.
>>134900based and chibachiharu pilled
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rough_and_tumble_fightingEars, noses, lips, fingers and genitals could be disfigured in these fights, but Gorn notes:The emphasis on maximum disfigurement, on severing bodily parts, made this fighting style unique. Amid the general mayhem, however, gouging out an opponent's eye became the sine qua non of rough-and-tumble fighting, much like the knockout punch in modern boxing. The best gougers, of course, were adept at other fighting skills. Some allegedly filed their teeth to bite off an enemy's appendages more efficiently. Still, liberating an eyeball quickly became a fighter's surest route to victory and his most prestigious accomplishment.—Gorn (1985)
>>134839Unironically boxing. Everything else ITT is memeshit and doesn’t exist in the real world.
ethiopian stick fighting
Rough and tumble would win but doesn't exist anymore so krav maga is probably number 1. Number 2 may be lethwei or mma but lethwei isn't popular outside Burma so finding a gym may be difficult and I don't know if we can call mixed martial arts a martial art. That being said, number 2 is probably muay thai.
>>134839Historical European Martial Art. You will be walking around with a sword like an idiot, but believe me, once someone approach you and you get into nebenhut position, fun is over.
>>135518every time I have read this post I have laughed. thanks anon
>>134900Lethwei is MT with a different ruleset and a lower skill level>>134902Lel
>>134839I gotta watch Ichi The Killer soon, I keep forgetting, but it looks kino as fuck
Vale Tudo or Greek Pankration
>>139428Vale Tudo its standard MMA but maybe with headbutts on the ground
Wouldn't weapon based martial art technically be the most violent? You can only do so much in a fight with just your hands that doesn't turn into torture. However, you can damage multiple organs or limbs depending on what weapon you use.
>>134839If you want to larp: WW2 combativesIf you actually want to fight: Lethwei or Vale Tudo
>>139441Vale Tudo literally means anything goes, eye gouges, headbutts, 12 to 6 elbows, soccer kicks, groin shots, pile driving, fish hooking etc. etc.Very different from MMA.
>>141173Most modern Vale Tudo gyms are MMA with two of the things you named
combat zone wrestling or japanese Death Match wrestling. they have literal light tube frenzies, tiny explosives, barbed wire grapples, >cant post examples of a match, here be a blue board
>>141173>>139428vale tudo, despite the name, never was actually 100% everything goes. it was an off the grid MMA promotion in brazilian underground circles>even in rio heroes, the bare-knuckle vale tudo most famous promotion, tearing out eyeballs and biting off fingers never happenedbtw...KINOMUTAI
>>134839JudoGravity beats everything.
Probably bare knuckle boxing. Allowed techniques are limited but those guys are retarded and push on well past the point of injury. It will more reliably bring you pain and suffering than any other style by destroying the joints in your hands, which is pretty extreme. Unlike some of the more obscure/extinct arts listed above like pankration or rough and tumble, you can probably find a gym somewhat close to you and compete in it.
>>142116OI MATE! go to Ireland they be having bare-knuckle there! oi oi ! fish n chips!>https://www.timeout.com/movies/knuckle-2
>>134839Sumo. We collide heads for fun.
>>142136ancient sumo revival when?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgQzAfA41bYthese guys are idiots, and hate\banned by everyone else in germany HEMA -they fight with sharpened blades-but its what OP asked for (theyre also neonazis so dont contact them if youre brown)there's also whip-based fighting (even a fucking australian "whip boxing association" )https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcqDleM92CMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb9-EqCs9GU&t=112shttps://www.youtube.com/@WhipFightingSportWFS
>>135418>>135315would combining simunition airsoft with krav maga combatives be a retarded larp or a bretty cool training for real war (or just to become a MAN and not a zoom-onions)
beat up your grandma
>>142075Seriously tho: Are CBZ\death match wrestlers seen (in the pro-wrestling world) as jobbers and clowns who didnt cut it for the main events, or as the special task-force who endure what others cant endure?maybe in USA theyre the former, and in japan the latter?>also cursed question but do you think any death match women work as femdoms as a side-job ? former coomer here,sorry.
They are all extreme and violent if you seriously compete. Minus bjj. Do any, boxing, kickboxing, mauy Thai, sambo, wrestling , judo, any of them.
Kali knife fighting. Its all about killing your opponent as fast a possible by cutting him where he has superficial veins
>>142175>>142136Based Budō enjoyer
>>134963How would you train this today
Professional Slap Fighting
>>142192>vidLooks quite non-lethal and family-friendly.Are you sure HEMA aren't just a bunch of pussies? Typical HEMA fight looks more like a wrestling match because their weapons are worth jack shit.
>>142899Head to the Pine Barrens, find a local and call his momma a jew and a nigger or something. You two will be a rough and tumblin soon enough.
>>142095I think Judo is a very effective martial art but I wouldnt exactly call it violent or extreme. Its literally called The Gentle Way>>144190We actually got a ton of armored combat competitors who joined our judo club for this very reason. You can basically just block with your shield and grapple. That sport is so new and so small I hope they figure the ruleset out because it could be a really fun spectator sport if they get everything right.
>>134839Gabonese ball conkers. Fighters take turns bludgeoning their opponent's scrotum with their own until one man taps out or ruptures. Not for the faint of heart or small of testicle.
>>134839Treat every fight like a life or death situation. Someone got mad and punched you? Leap at their throat and bite it out with your teeth like a zombie.
>>144227>Its literally called The Gentle WayYeah and it's a filthy lie. Judo bangs up your body more than any sport besides bullfighting. At least how we train in America.
>>144190nigga theyre using SHARPENED axes
>>142095Judo, if you throw out the cucked rulebook and Japanese honour bullshitAlso throws onto concrete will cripple or kill opponents
>>134839I have more than 10 years experience in martial arts competitively and this is my best advice I would say go for MMA and start practicing illegal blowslike>kikcing nuts>grabing nuts>eye pokes>using the walls>using the surroundings like jackie chanetc etc
>>144294sharpened my fucking ass
Krav Maga, especially if taught by ex Israeli SF/Counter Terrorism. Might be hard to find but if you can it's pretty extreme.
>>144648I want to be a pro-t (jihadi terrorist ). From whom do I learn?
>>134839British Underground BareknuckleLethweiBareknuckle MMABritish Traditional ShinkickingSouthern American Gouging
>>136615I don't have $400,000
>>142075I grew up on czw and even watched a few shows live.You do understand that pro-wrestling isn't real and that they actually take a lot of care and preparation to not seriously hurt each other right? They are basically the stage show version of stuntmen. It's a fantastic art form but it isn't actually fighting.Despite how violent it looks 99% of the injuries and blood is superficial.To be honest they aren't usually even that good of wrestlers and the pay isn't as good as you would think for the amount of pain they go through.
>>144227>Its literally called The Gentle WaySlam somebody into the ground hard enough and they won't get up.Especially if they don't know how to break fall.It's all how you apply it.
>>134839King of the streets bare knuckle MMA. Everything is allowed, including eye gouging.
>>134839>most violent and extreme martial artIf you are an extreme and violent person - Jeet kune do. just learn what you want and figure out how what works and how to take it to extremes. People saying Muay Tahi - disagree - fighters may be very active, but overall it is painstakingly slow. I'd say a fucking ice-hockey appears more violent than MT.
>>145372they're a bunch of working class grunt-jobbers who would die of breathlessness in a real training center
>>134839Marine Corps Weapons Qualification CourseYou have to enlist, though.
>>146879>enlisting in the military of a contraceptivist goverment>not the most mouth-breather pant-pooper thing you can do
>>142346just join the army you larper. Or go to ukraine
>>134977what happens if you fall over
>>146971joining the army implies taking shit from an (((officer))) a real man kills the officer of his "platoon" and assumes control
>>134839Fist of the hurting punch.
>>146968No one denied pant-pooperism. that wasnt in question.