How do I into learning lightsaber forms? I want to be able to duel people. Is this a sport? It should be
>>111908It’s autism is what it is
>>111910Yes, decidedly and definitively so. So how /when can I start?
>>111908Google it. There's clubs for it about. If there isn't one near you than you are SOL. Learn Kendo, HEMA, or tricking instead.
>>111914I'm SOL for it. I'm going to fall back to my contingency plan and start walking around dark streets at night beating people with my lightsaber
>>111917>local autist raped while walking around gay cruising spots at night with large light up dildo device
>>111919i will die as I lived, larping in a degenerate place
From what I understand there are clubs, but if you aren't in a area with such clubs then take up a different sword art, maybe take up some stage fighting and physical acting lesions, and interact on forums with other enthusiast so you can meet up during conventions and show off your latest lightsaber models, what cool moves you guys have been working on, and get a few mock duels in for fun. I will warn you that it isn't a cheap hobby though. You best have a day job and no/low debt.
Man I always thought things/activities were easier/better to do in the U.S. but because you are so spread out I realise that isn't always the case. My very boring average little English town has clubs for literally every /xs/ sport or hobby within a 45 min drive at most (even fucking base jumping as part of the sky diving club) let alone combat sports. This is our local lightsaber club they train in a purpose-built Olympic fencing centre with light-up floors..
>>111957Tons of space has it's advantages and disadvantages. That said if you are around a major city usually you can find almost anything. Though once you are out side of reasonable driving range of a major city the pickings get real slim.
There are Kungfu clubs who do that as a kind of seasonal special course (either for kids, as vacation courses, or as a "lightsaber weekend"). Maybe search for the "Jedi Academy" tag and see if there's something like that in your area. Many clubs use that to advertise themselves to nerds, weebs or people who judt like to have fun.Given the fact that the choreographers for the lightsaber fight took most of the inspiration and movesets from TMA, those seem to be the main hubs I'd look for. I also found FMA gyms that do that
>>111961Hy тo чтo хyйлo кидaeт cвoих coюзникoв этo нopм, тaк и дoлжнo быть, OДКБ жe пoлнoe paзвoдилoвo, oбoccaннaя opгaнизaция, тaм oдни oпyщeнки типa pycни, eблapycoв и чypкиcтaнoв cpeднeaзиaтcких, и apмяшeк, тaк их oни пoдcтaвили нecлaбo тaк, я дyмaю их pyкoвoдcтвo cдeлaeт кoнкpeтныe вывoды, Apмeния oдyмaeтcя и cнoвa бyдeт вхoжa в клyб пpиличных cтpaн. A вeдь Хyйлo нa тo oн и хyйлo, cыкливaя, cтapaя кгбшнaя пидapacинa, мoжeт тoлькo нa cлaбых нaпaдaть. нo вoт лyкa - этo дpyгoe дeлo, лyкa пoнимaeт, чтo eмy пиздeц бyдeт и eблapycы eгo пиздeц кaк нeнaвидят, пoкa кapтoфeльный хyecoc лyкa пoд нoгaми y кpeмлeвcкoгo хyйлa и кpeмль зaщищaeт eгo жизнь, чиcтo физичecки, oн бyдeт пocлyшным, нo этo нe тoчнo)хe-хe
>>116638блять пиздeц пыня дeгeнepaт нaхyй, я хyeю, тaк paзбpacывaтьcя coюзникaми
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>>111957As swordman this picture makes me cry.Everything is wrong.
>>116785>hope you like hooks for hands, Bitch
>>111908Why not just participate in HEMA instead of this shit?> We got forms.> We got mansucripts.> We got all sorts of weapons.> We got archery.> Realism modes etc.> Full contact or point fights.> Boxing & Wrestling.Need more reasons?
>>111908how do lightsaberers protect against finger rape.
>>111908Stick to quidditch, bitch. It's equally faggy but at least it has physical contact.
>>116808Lightsaber fighting has lightsabers. Checkmate.
>>111957I thought bongland was a miserable piece of land, but no it appears to be the adrenaline junkies' dreamland
>>116808hema is fucking gay shit for stupid faggotsthat's probably why
>>117359>gay shit for stupid faggotsThat’s everything on this board
>>117093It's an adrenaline junkies dreamland because it is a miserable place. The women are all ugly. The weather is shit. Our government are right-wing assholes who enrich themselves and their friends while basic infrastructure like roads, hospitals, schools go to shit. It's like the 3rd world. The EU is far better and blue states in the U.S. that I lived in like NY and NJ like heaven.So of course we spend all our free time fighting or doing dangerous sports if we don't drink or do drugs. It's how we've got so much combat sports and extreme sports success despite our small size.