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The only thing Tiago did wrong was not also use the N-word edition.

Basic brand information for beginners:
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Shoe reviews:
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Old thread
>>108743
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You NEED to do your daily tribute heelflip to me or I'll die irl.
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fuck booters
fuck scooters
fuck street
fuck vulcs
fuck wax
fuck baggy clothes
fuck shitted gayter
fuck double-kick boards
fuck small boards
fuck hard wheels
fuck tiny wheels
fuck rodney
fuck natas
fuck gonz
kill rocco
fuck frost
fuck the gram
fuck metal coping
fuck """"""""""""""""""style""""""""""""""""""
and fuck you too

rip philpod, grosso, and schneer
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What's the best way to say "I landed these cleaner off camera" without sounding like a liar?
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>>109849
Sir, this is not a heelflip.
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>>109837
based except for vulcs and hard wheels
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the new bronze x dc video is really good

>>109849
I wish I knew, ill land a trick multiple times clean but the second i set my phone up I cant do it and when I finally do its sloppy and my arms are flailing everywhere.
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>>109849
"I'm camera-shy" or "The wind was blowing, like, really strong, man. You just can't tell because my hair is super stiff and my clothes are made of hairspray."
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>>109859
You don't like tiny wheels? :c
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goddamn i forgot how heavy this part was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60C5eK8Sm2Y
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>>109865
I actually do like small wheels for flip tricks, it just becomes too hard to keep speed with them in big tranny at a point
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>>109872
I see. My local is like, the smallest stock option, so we don't have any pools. I have some small, hard wheels that I got for flips and stuff. They're really fun in my garage. (Surprisingly, they feel just like my stock element wheels, but more responsive/bouncy because of their size. I wasn't aiming for that, but they feel like a bump stock on an awp.) Sadly, I can't do many tricks, either, but I trust you know what you're talking about in regards to transition stuff. I wouldn't dare ride them on the streets, where I live.
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>>109837
Cringe
Don't ever talk about gonz like that or I'll beat the shit out of you boy
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>>109837
>fuck street
>fuck small boards
>fuck metal coping
wtf is up with this list do you exclusively skate big air?
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>>109876
rocco is prob the best thing to ever happen toskateboarding too
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Bros i'm sick of fucking working 6 days a week
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What's everyone's favourite thing to skate? Is there a specific obstacle in your locak park/street spot that you love the most?
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>>109894
I basically only skate the bowl at this point. I like it because 90% of the time i am the only one skating it.
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>>109894
im a ledge boi myself, love me a good ledge

https://youtu.be/eytEaKgwAMo
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>>109894
honestly i just like going fast and jumping shit.
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is it worth getting tickets to sls? Never been before and it's apparently the first time it's being hosted near where I live..
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>>109849
I was just wickity warming up yo
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>>109899
how much are the tickets?
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look at this man here and tell me you don't want to be able to do that I cannot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3jvFp9krXM
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>>109908
30 bucks a pop
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beazcomp today
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>>109909
A stationary manual is pointless so I really don't care if I could or couldn't do it.
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>>109914
thats not bad for the experience and to say you did it i guess. they serve beer and shit? would be amazing if it was byob
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>>109902
You've got to be kickity kidding me!
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>>109929
Probably, but I don't drink. Looks like it would be cool though, I've never been to am actual skate competition as I've only been skating a couple years
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>start loving skateboarding as a child
>been "skating" for a long time
>Also be fat
>Anyone else who rode a skateboard avoids me like a plague
>They clique up and progress together as I skate solo
>Never really get past ollies, cruising, and some park terrain.
>Years later, same kids drop skateboarding like a fly, move on to other hobbies or something to smoke.
>Still here
>Still pushing.
>Still can't flip my board, fuck me.


It's not a glorious story, but I just love skating, and wanna play with my skateboard until I'm unable.
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>>109940
Just start fasting bro
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>>109941
I gotta man.
It's such a bizarre thing, but the idea of me getting big boy tricks is actually more appealing than the physique or the rest of the numerous benefits to getting slim.
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ive been skating almost nothing but transition/curbs for the past like year and i tried to skate a knee high ledge and could hardly ollie up onto it this sucks but also battling basic tricks on the ledge was pretty boring and I left after an hour lol

>>109937
ive never been to an actual competition and ive been skating my whole life lol
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>>109943
>ive never been to an actual competition and ive been skating my whole life lol

yeah, it's kinda weird, not like it's an nba game or anything comparable. It's just it's own thing
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>>109940
franky villani is one of the best skaters out right now, there's no excuses and I don't think that he's ever actually been that skinny.
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shop contests are pretty fun because you get to skate the park and chill with everyone during the downtime, they're almost more like a cookout than anything.
xgames type shit is cool for the spectacle maybe once or twice, but pretty much everyone i know just watches it on tv now because it's less of a hassle & at these kind of events you're basically just watching the jumbotron the most of the time anyway.
standing on the top deck for superpipe feels pretty fucking cool though.
>>109940
big dudes look kind of rad on a board when they know how to use it. i feel like falling as a fatty has got to be way harder on your body.
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>>109949
franky villani isn't even fat when you compare him to actual "fat" Americans
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>cobra man
>worble
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>>109940
I would skate with you, I too have no one to skate with where are you from?
Also I see some huge black dude on thrashers ig doing slappy's and other tricks, if he could do it so could you
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>>109943
>transition/curbs
Based
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should i buy the meme wheels?
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>>109946
ill just stick to events, demos, jams, clean ups, shop/community based contests, those are a lot of fun, drunk vs sober and queen of the park at fdr are sick
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Tonight i will rape the local skater girl again
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>>109968
calm down tiago
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>>109950
Falling as a Fatboy is catastrophic lol.
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>>109968
Is it a real skater girl or an NYC skater "girl" though?
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>>109968
You can't rape a punk. My band director taught me that. He also convinced me to stay in IT, indirectly, which led to me picking up a skateboard but also cost me my leg muscles, so I take that back; maybe you can rape a punk?
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>>109989
why did your band director rape you?
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>>109989
why did you try to rape your band director?
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>>109989
anon raped and was raped by his band director during the sizzling sweltering hot summer of an unspecified year
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>>109990
>>109991
>>109992
Because he didn't want me to die, obviously. He wanted me to skate. Anyway, Winter was involved, too, unlike most people's skating experience in Canada.
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Kid at my local Was throwing “wallride into boardslides” in his line with like zero effort and it fucked me up so hard.

Idk how he did it. The ledge/wall is crust city USA and it looks so fucking clean.
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How do I stop autistically opening up my shoulders backside when practicing ollie's? I'm goofy and after 6 months Bs 180s come out way easier than ollies
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Skating my boy's mini ramp today
Will try get some pics and vids
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>>110040
Stop being scared.
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>>109989
He taught me perseverance through patience and not to care what other people think about me. "Uncool" helmets haven't saved me yet, but I'm sure they will.
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I raped the skatergirl again
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one of the guys at my local park let me skate his 8.5" and my board is like a 7.7" and its making me not want to skate until I can afford one but im broke as fuck this shit SUCKS
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Nick Jensen is balding and I feel for him.
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do you think he has ever seen a vagina?
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>>110055
who?
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>>110057
>>110057
/esg/ in a nutshell
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>>110056
I think he has had plenty of vagina
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>>110059
I think you've never seen a vagina either
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>>110058
Probably some eurofag who does circus tricks
Not interested
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>>110055
hair is everything. i feel so bad for baldlets.
>>110053
here's your (you)
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cant think of good music to use for a skate video so im probably going to default to nujabes and nujabes clones
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>>110064
If i was going to make a skate video i would avoid coon toons and instead put some classic old pop or something fun

Not a fan of black people
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>>110054
Vinko?
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>>110055
desu artfags can get away with a little bald.
max palmer does it well
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>>110072
>a little
It's over Nick, you have to accept it
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>>110064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJWtfDvK_Os

here you go
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>>110072
max palmer does NOT look "well" with his bald ass head, he just doesn't give a fuck, so it isn't distracting because hes not trying to constantly do weird combovers or hairstyles or wearing hats in weather that doesn't call for it. thats the real secret here. his hair is actually fucked up and he looks like a bum but he doesn't care so its fine
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Just got some spitfire f4 classics in 56 and i have to say they feel much better than the conical fulls when skati g. Might be my fav wheel after ricta clouds.

What are your fav wheels?
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>>110088
F4 Conicals
OJ Elites for skating in parks
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>>110084
no, im set on this while attempting some suicidal steps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT5c4qkre4U
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>>110088
Thinking of getting 56, do you use risers or got hi trucks?
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>>110102
Yes
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>>110102
Trucks size is standard (hollow indys). No extreme wheelbiting so far. I’d say get some risers only for the low profile ones. Otherwise you can rock it just fine without them
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>>110094
yikes
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>>110066
i hate when they use soul music or r&b in skate videos especially with white skaters, its so fucking lame and overdone now.
>>110064
use field recordings asmr
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>>110119
lol what are you talking about dude i can't even think of 5 recent videos featuring white dudes skating to soul music. do you even know what soul music is?
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>>110119
>>110122
it was good in first love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-VRq4iRI8c
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>>110122
theres been more but this is the most recent offender
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-D_tXlt4PM
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>>110128
he's french, you know how they are
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>>110064
I love Nujabes, but you can do better than hip hop and lowfi backing tracks.

>>110040
Try looking at a different spot on the ground/board. I'mma bet that you're trying to spot your landing too early, turning your head, which turns your shoulders, which turns your hips, etc. I do that shit all the time too. There's this one box that I like to ollie over at my local that's on a slight incline, and for some reason it's much harder to stay straight going uphill rather than downhill, but I'd bet it's that it's easier to focus on rolling while going downhill and so it's easier for me to look straight down when I ollie.
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Mini ramp session today

This is my friend, he is in his 50s and kills it
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How did everyone's weekend go?

I accidentally landed a kickflip and my first flyout earlier.
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>>110134
comfy ramp
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>>110137
It's super comfy but at the same time it's actually pretty big for a mini ramp, that extension is 7ft
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>>110139
the flat bottom looks short
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>>110140
Maybe a little bit but not noticeably, it's just fast
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>>110054
my homie got a new board and gave me his old 8.5 because i wanted to size up, really nice of him
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LET'S FUCKNG GOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do9iX2IKfOI
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>>110134
looks sick and well maintained but i hate the not-a-mini/not-a-half-pipe height
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>>110056
I actually think he slays, unfortunately. he's a super famous skater/olympic athlete and he's pretty attractive. he lives in venice where girls are probably into his hippie dippy bullshit. and it's not like normie girls can tell what kind of skating is kooky and what isn't. they just see some faux-enlightened dude shredding up a skatepark with a bunch of cameras on him.
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I've always suspected Andy Anderson smokes a ton of weed.
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>>110193
He doesn't go outdoors without a helmet, he probably thinks his penis goes in the chick's pisshole
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Does anyone else have this thing happen where they see a video of them skating and you're just like what the FUCK how is my style that bad?
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>>110201
I notice how cute I am
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>>110202
ywNbaw
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>>110199
ya on second thought I'm sure you get a lot more pussy, guy who posts about skateboarding on 4chan.
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>>110201
just skate faster and it will solve most of your problems. if you skate fast, you can't be all wiggly-wobbly and flailing around. it forces you to do things in a more intense, deliberate manner.
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>>110207
That's true, in the vid i saw of me i was going pretty slow but if im going faster i usually look better
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>>110072
Agreed
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>>110136
Accidentally? I landed a heelflip to manual on the manny pad.
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>>110224
Yeah, I tried to do that one trick (hardflip???) where you pop and kick the nose down into a sort of impossible flip while also kickflipping the board around 180 degrees. Was just trying to see if I could make it do the flip before putting my feet down, but accidentally just kickflipped it and landed it. It's like the 5th one I've ever done.
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Is Shoe Goo usuable on soles? I have a hole in that one spot under the ball of my lead foot. Never used the stuff before but I assume it's more for tears on the actual body of the shoe?
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>>110231
It'll probs be hard and uncomfy but I don't see why you shouldn't just try it anyway.
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>>110113
Yeah Im unsure if I should get risers for my thunder his since theyre a bit lower then indies. Riding 55mm bonest stf on them(probably 54mm now) and I never get wheelbite cruising but if I pinch the pocket when landing or doing goofy shit Ill wheelbite and die. Maybe Ill get them when I get a big fat 58-60mm cruiser wheel.
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>>110136
i did some manuals without ending up in extreme pain
>>110185
i did not except the shorts madness arc
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any Polack can confirm if this site is legit
https://selectshop.eu/
>or if anyone knows some other good euro sites
t.hanks
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>>110231
It isn’t worth it. I tried it when I was a kid & the goo would eventually peel off with pushing. If your sole has worn through throw em out
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>>110087
he looks daddy sexy af
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>>110244
>palmer
>daddy sexy

What are you, 16?
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>>110136
Pretty chill. Almost died of heatstroke but I’m getting more comfortable with wallrides/the euro gap at my local park.

Gonna spend any free time I have grinding out heelflips tho. I need to get them consistent and I’m pissed i didn’t try more on Sunday before the sun got me

Anybody have tips for when it flips behind you? I can’t get it to stay under me consistently
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>>110222
Is he like 5'5?
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what do people even like about max palmer? he looks like he has cancer
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>>110277
That's messed up anon.
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>>110278
i'm not even trying to be a dick but he just looks so like frail and sickly looking. what do people see in his skating?
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>>110279
I don't know, I share your opinion. I just don't speak it out loud, because saying someone looks like they have cancer is a bit fucked. Could have said that he looks like IM Weasel or something.
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>>110279
hes really good at skating has great style and a charismatic personality. he doesnt look sickly hes like 33 what is wrong with you retard
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>>110231
you can do it but youll be replacing it every other sesh if not every sesh. the trick is that you have to actually cut and sand down the shoe goo so that it perfectly fits in the hole and theres nothing left outside the hole to start peeling. it also helps if you do this is layers like put a little in the hole wait for it to dry for like an hour, cut the excess around the hole, sand it, put another layer etc. I used to do this and put the shoe under a garage/basement work light that ran really hot so the glue dried faster you could use a hair dryer. again ymmv and this is something only the poorest kid should be doing a pair of emericas/etnies can be had for 30 dollars.
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>>110127
dont you know this is cultural appropriation
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>>110279
do you like your men thicc?
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>>110277
I have to agree with the other anon, max doesn’t appear sickly to me either. He has a proper build for a man, he’s for sure within 6ft height territory and is lean but not frail. The balding is unfortunate but is a sign of High T and the level of fucks he’s give about it (zero) just makes him that much cooler. Everything about max radiates comfort. He just seems content. He’s not my fave skater in the world but I appreciate how he goes out of his way to skate things that are not meant to be skated. I understand the appeal. He’s not trying to be a pseudo intellectual about his skating like suicu. He has an unconventional approach to skating while still keeping it tasteful and interesting.
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>>110283
>he doesn't look sickly
>>110222
>10 inch arms
>hunched over
>considerably shorter than that woman
>balding
>meth face

>>110289
I like my men to look like men
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>>110290
>He has a proper build for a man
If you are 33 and you are that skinny you should see a doctor, you probably have some kind of medical condition.

And balding is not a sign of high test lmao srsly nigger? Does he look like he has high test? Honestly man c'mon smdh
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>>110296
>I like my men to look like men
lmao gay
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>>110290
This anon gets it. I also like that he doesn't use social media.
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>>110297
High levels of DHT is directly correlated to male patterned baldness. estrogen filled soi boys wouldn’t understand.
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>>110303
baldness is high test
you see this in lions too
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>>110297
>>110296
sounds like a lot of cop + seethe from somebody whos bad at skating and cant get laid
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>>110303
High dht doesn't mean you have high testosterone. It just means your body converts your dht to testosterone at a higher rate. Seriously, you don't know what you're talking about. People haven't believed that testosterone leads to baldness for like 20 years at this point.
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>>110308
that guy is a closet homosexual. you can tell by his bizarre fixation on Max Palmer's body. seriously who even thinks about weird shit like that? the guy is watching his footage but instead of seeing the skating he's obsessing about his arm size.
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This is a high test man according to /esg/

Lmao

Does he have AIDs?
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>>110314
>Does he have AIDs?
nah but you probbaly do, faggot
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>>110315
Is max palmer your boyfriend? Is that why you're getting so defensive?
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>>110303
>>110306
'im balding because I'm high test' is the oldest cope in the book
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This gay is actually throwing a fit god damn
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>>110320
The original Chad
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okay faggots stop arguing new louie lopez footy just dropped
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-A7pqw4Mxg
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>>110322
The blunt flip out thing was sick
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shots fired at AO
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>>110327
>>110327
lmao
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>>110327
I don't get it.
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>>110322
That was an oddly good song for a skate video.
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>>110324
Hardflip.
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>>110335
Kickflip Body Varial.
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>>110327
is there bad blood w/ 917?
i thought it was just a money thing
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>>110336
retard
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>>110333
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>>110263
most pros are on the shorter side, sometimes surprisingly short. must be advantageous, having a lower center of gravity or whatever. I remember reading a comment on Slap that said something like, "every pro I see in person looks like a malnourished midget."
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>>110277
>what do people even like about max palmer? he looks like he has cancer
what do those two things even have to do with each other? would you like him more if he was prettier and had a full head of hair? lmao.
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>>110333
>>110340
>>110337
I think this might have started with 917 putting out an 'Art School' deck that clearly mimics Quasi's style. the name seems to suggest that the style of design is amateurish.
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>>110327
amazing

>>110337
there was a complete lack of involvment on Alex Olsons part, like he didnt even show up to one of the premieres for the vid of his own company.

this interview with him basically he admits he did everything wrong but hes such a egotistical hippie douche that hes like whatever man gotta move on those guys had to do their thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fogGJyRc_Ak

in this slappals video people are grilling cyrus about whats going on with 917 and you can see the cogs working in his brain and he basically quit after this and everyone else with him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djner650dbw

>>110339
its actually a muska flip
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>>110340
me 3 days into noshit
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>>110345
It's a hard flip you inbred.
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>>110345
>its actually a muska flip
body comes out regs, doesn't turn, therefore not any kinda frontside flip.
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>>110347
>>110349
its a joke chill
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>>110350
i dont get the joke sry my apologies
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>>110320
This guy has the best ollies. Somehow insanely high but also chill as fuck looking.
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>>110345
so is that guy steve olson's son?
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>>110353
are you that out of the loop dude? "that guy" Alex Olson was a professional skater, featured in skate videos such as Fully Flared. perhaps you've never heard of that either. then he went on to create the board company 917, but you've probably never heard of that either right? lmao it's like you're trying to coolguy Alex Olson on 4chan
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>>110134
i cant help but imagine this ramp on a thps game and getting enough air to grind the powerlines and getting the electric zombie special
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been skateboarding since 2009. havent practiced tricks in like a decade though I just skate around basically using it like a bike. Can I post here?
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>>110354
Yeah pretty much been totally out of the loop for the past decade, I vaguely remember his fully flared part although that vid was never my jam anyway.
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>>110359
>Can I post here?
if you ollie up curbs at least, then sure. if you encounter a curb and stop, pick up your board, step up the curb, then set your board back down... then no you gotta go
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>>110350
just pretending to be retarded, right? lmao
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Zack dowdy's DIY advice is so fucking retarded it makes my head hurt.
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>>110201
this just happened to me, dude at the park started filming me in an effort to point out things i was doing wrong and it made me want to not even skate i looked so bad lmao
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>>110377
did he just do that out of nowhere? i would have told them to fuck off if they did that to me without asking. what a prick. it's skateboarding not fucking golf
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>>110378
he was talking to me beforehand but yeah he just kinda posted up and started filming, dude was kinda kooky desu
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I met skatemoss a few days ago and she smelled like sweat and lilac baby wipes
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>>110351
>>110364
i mean its outrageous to call that a muska flip sorry these threads are full of retards who might actually think it was one
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>set up a new board
>manuals are instantly better

i'm sorry for doubting you wheelbase autists
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>>110392
What wheelbase you rockin?
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>>110394
went up to 14.25 from 14.0
32" from 31" in length as well which might be having a bigger impact i think
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>>110378
>i would have told them to fuck off if they did that to me without asking

And you'd get your ass beat. Pussy bitchnigga. Public place. If you don't want to get filmed, then ask nicely or leave.
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>>110398
hmh my current deck is similiar to your old one.
Definetly gonna go for a longer deck, my feet keep slipping off. Out of curiosity what trucks are you using and how do they affect your actual wheelbase?
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>>109821
What's the gossip on Chiagu?
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>>110346
KEK
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>>110388
Most retarded takes on trick names? For me, thinking that bluntslide is the lipslide equivalent of the board kickers, from kiddies who grew up only on rail chomping.
And then, I have heard of people calling a backside boneless "judo plant".
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>>110399
kek. I highly doubt it.
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>>110412
And also raped. Like the local skatepark girl.
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/esg/ demographics survey results
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>>110416
>under 16
lmao bruh
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>>110416
>all those yuros
Damn no wonder there's been so much talk about skatepark rape
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>>110411
i honestly dont give enough of a fuck to care about shit like that. i have to constantly skate away from autistic (in my eyes) conversations about trick names or how to do a trick. recently was witness to a 15 minute awkward conversation between a boomer and a 25yo about how to do frontside airs. like homie its not that hard you dont need to have some long ass convo about it just go do your fucking trick until you get it.

>>110416
>90% street
yeah sorry fellas but skating flat in an empty parking lot isnt street skating. and if all your doing is skating parks thats not street skating either. lmao at
>11 responses
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>>110425
>skating flat in an empty parking lot
parent's driveway*
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>>110429
oh yeah i briefly forgot how many people here are deeply scared of being kicked out of an empty parking lot/garage lol. but then theres also that guy whos scared to skate in front of his neighbors so
>garage with the door closed
should have been an option

still only 11 people responded when we probably have close to 50/60 semi-frequent posters. next time should leave the poll in the OP for a few threads.
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>>109821
finally, last resort ab is stepping it up
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link to survey if anyone wants to partake
>https://forms.gle/YJRFHnzt6cuB2XrD9
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>>109821
hayley isaak has gotten so fat over the last year, is dan c a feeder? what the fuck happened to her kek
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zP0wgsHm3s
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I just learned about these shoes in this color and now i can't find any in my size
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>>110438
gross
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>>110437
gross
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>>110056
Does he have friends or is it all just a bunch of people who use him for youtube views?
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>>110444
gross
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>>110445
gross
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>>110445
fuck dude that was looking good too

>>110444
im actually going to try these new powell green dragon wheels after seeing andy and the 9 club guys reccomend them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FgWbL7FlbY theyre 93 duro and slide that sounds crazy.
but to answer your question probably not really
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>>110448
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FgWbL7FlbY
That was a fucking ad. That Roger guy is such a goon.
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>>110445
omg wow you're cute do you want to be my skater bf? :)
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>>110435
I don't see them stepping it up with that dogshit heel area of the shoe.
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>>110435
Did they fix the soles yet? Mine practically melted away.
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>>110452
what the fuck are you doing to your shoes? i have never had a pair of shoes wear through the soles before the flick spots.
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>>110449
yeah no shit its so obviously an ad but I still wanna try them i mean look they do fucking slide thats crazy that would be a game changer for me trying to skate around crusty shit
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>>110437
Look at this bitch and her awful and nasty jaw movement and the way her mouth moves when she talks in general. You guys know what I'm talking about? A lot of people that had braces have their shit all fucked up. It's so unnatural it doesn't even seem human to me. Sometimes develop a slight lisp. Have to exaggerate movements to pronounce some letters. Random saliva strings they can't control. And 90% of these people had zero need to get braces in the first place, they or their parents just fell for the dentist scam. I hate it so much. I literally cannot look at some people when they speak or chew.
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>>110435
Nice defs more interested in picking up a pair now, does anyone know which one is best model or if differences are insignificant?
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>>110455
this is autism
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>>110453
its a common thing for new skaters.
1. they arent comfortable so they are constantly shifting their feet
2. they are pressing down too hard while shifting around
3. they arent doing flip tricks
4. maybe they dont know to sand down their grip slightly to avoid this happening to them.

>>110455
i had braces when i was like 10 then a retainer to fix a underbite then we went back for a check up a year after it all over when i was like 14 or something and they told me oops now you have a overbite and need braces again whoops. at 14 i remember thinking this shit is such a fucking scam, my teeth are all fucked up if you saw them you wouldnt believe i ever had braces.
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>>110455
This faggot in the video as well >>110449. He 100% had braces before and now his entire mouth is ruined. Look at hos fucking disgusting the way he talks is. He can't even fucking chew a gum properly.
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>>110457
Shut up fucked up teeth faggot.

>>110458
And chances are you probably never had a real need for them in the first place.
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>>110455
i had braces twice , got 8 teeth removed, and a herbst appliance for my rat mouth overbite. i use to have trouble enunciating my words and still drool on myself because my mouth is so tiny and my lips are so big, so everything you said checks out for me. and I'm still a mouth breather, mandated masks were a fucking nightmare.
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>>110458
i had a gf with braces , when she finally had them removed - within two weeks she changed everything about her self , style, hair, etc. and became super hot and dumped me.
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>>110461
>i use to have trouble enunciating my words and still drool on myself
/esg/ in a nutshell
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>>110460
no way dude im convinced the only reason i got the overbite is because of the braces. how the fuck do you tell a kid he needs braces at fucking 10 before his mouth and shit is even fully formed?? they told me "you better get them now because you might get bullied more in high school" or some shit like that. fuck that cunt orthodontist.
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>>110454
spitfire concial full 97 duros is probably better, I loved my set, they were perfect for my crusty local and slide well
>>110456
i like vm001s the most. the high tops are great, I just got my first pair of lows so I can not tell you too much about them but I really liked the highs when I had them so I rec those
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>>110458
>4. maybe they dont know to sand down their grip slightly to avoid this happening to them.
they should buy jessup, problem solved.
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>>110464
I genuinely hope she dies. Your parents also paid a shit ton of money instead of buying you skateboards too.
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>>110465
>spitfire concial full 97 duros is probably better
good advice but I like trying new shit/brands. im mostly spitfire/bones but my wheels right now are these trash ass rictas i got for like 13 dollars cause fuck it ill try em lol

>>110466
every new skater on /esg/ rocks shake junt grip on a andy anderson deck while wearing es's and volcom shirts
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>>110467
>she
oh it was a fat kike of course. and yeah my dad wasnt psyched about that shit lmao, but they werent gonna buy me skateboards anyway
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>>110416
Shit, didn't fill this out.

>Goofy is more regular than Regular.
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>>110234
>>110240
>>110285
Fuck. Thanks guys. Ordered new shoes instead. Honestly glad to be done with those Vans. The only benefit was the insole which I can now reuse.
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>>110416
>Europe dominating the thread

NYC cuck where you at lil boi?
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>>110363
>been skating for over a year
>can ollie a good 4+ foot off a bank
>can ollie over a deck
>still haven't ollied up a curb

It's scary!


(tbf it just doesn't come up all that often skating around London somehow because the roads are usually so rough you just avoid them altogether)
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Never ever buying MOB grip again. This shit is unnaturally grippy, it's destroying my shoes, every flip trick feels awkward because it feels like my feet are glued to the board, and my thumb is shredded from just picking up the board. I guess I could see people liking this if they never flip their board and only do ollies/slappies I guess? Beware if you're trying this shit and you've only ever skated Jessup, this is something else entirely.
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>>110479
I'm a diehard jessup guy but all the shit you said is bullshit and it only applies to brand new grip. Like no shit you're gonna get grip thumb, welcome to your first skateboard.
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>>110480
The difference in roughness between regular jessup and mob is night and day. I'm not saying you won't get grip thumb from Jessup or any other grip-- MOB definitely has a significantly rougher grit to it though.
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>>110479
sand your shit down retard!! take one of the pieces of grip you cut off and rub it against the grip on the board.
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>>110485
Post an image of your current grip situation.
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>>110479
i do lots of flip tricks and i only use mob.
i do skate cupsoles so maybe it evens out and thats why.
That being said , if you're getting severe grip thumb - you've probably got soft delicate fingies and should probably shovel some dirt or hammer some shit to toughen those hands up
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>>110493
>no heelflip

Do better next time.
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I like ULTRA Jessup
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>>110479
I felt like this when I was a noob but came around eventually. not saying you're a noob, but I remember Mob feeling almost unsafe in the beginning... like I would try to kick away my board and it would stick to my feet still. as I started skating with a bit more force I started to like Mob a lot, though I feel like it's the best after a couple days of wear. definitely a lot of people who flip their board and swear by Mob, so it's mostly a preference thing. as for your thumb, you will get a callous really quick.

but really what I think is best about Mob is the longevity. Jessup is fucking dead after a month, while Mob still has some life left in it.
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>>110494
I got you next time my b. can it be fakie? I prefer fakie heels.
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>>110499
No it has to be regular. Don't be gay. Fakie heels are forbidden by the /esg/ shadow government committee.
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>>110475
>It's scary!
yeah it is scary in the beginning, but it's the type of thing you try once or twice and it's not scary anymore. I'm sure you're capable.
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Change my mind. Some people are just not made for skateboarding and should not be doing it. I know there are no rules and shit, but it's better to admit to yourself that this just isn't your thing. It's one thing to be different because you're creative, but it's another to be different because you're cringe. Look at this dumbass bitch. Looks like that one soulless NPC loser dork nerd form your middle school that wanted to bad to be cool they forced themselves into something they clearly don't even enjoy. You cannot tell me this bitch recorded this, had fun, and then decided she's proud enough of it to submit it to a red bull manual contest. This is what happens when your mom is a faggot enabler and keeps telling you you can prove the haters wrong by never giving up. Look at this.
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>>110503
Honestly I think Haley likes skating and is pretty good. I feel like she's one of those skaters who wants to be an anti-coolguy and go against skating norms, but her trick selection is just awful. basically she doesn't know or hasn't yet figured out how to be unique in a non-corny way.
>Some people are just not made for skateboarding and should not be doing it
to me Haley doesn't fall in that category. that's for people who are too afraid to ever progress, come to the skatepark and just talk, maybe attempt a handful of tricks but never really land anything. that shit is just odd to me. I guess they just think of it as a social thing. I suppose I'm way less social/talkative than a normal person, so maybe they think it's weird when people put in headphones and just try a trick over and over alone for an hour. I don't mean to be sexist or w/e (or I guess I don't really care lol), but those guys who come to the skatepark and just chat come across as super feminine. I wonder why they don't want to do something else with their time.
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>>110425
>how to do a trick

I concur.

But trick names? You got to have them.
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>>110503
>Some people are just not made for skateboarding and should not be doing it
Yes

But also

Any women doing any street skating in general looks retarded. Vert/tranny is fine
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>>110504
>but those guys who come to the skatepark and just chat come across as super feminine. I wonder why they don't want to do something else with their time
its called being a poser
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>>110458
>sand down their grip slightly to avoid this happening to them.

I...I didn't know about this.
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>>110493
really tight dude. your making wanna go skate a ledge again

>>110505
the best was when i met this costa rican guy fresh of the boat and he skated goofy and we tried playing skate and kept getting into arguments over whether something was frontside or backside lol. his broken english and shit made me seriously believe that fs/bs is switched in south america.
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>>110502
Yeah, thanks bro. I just need to find a decent curb and dedicate a session to it. It's the fear of the back truck catching the curb that fucks me up the most, but I think I could try a slow tick tack thing where you nose manny to clear it.
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>>110510
The next time you grip a board, keep the scraps you cut away and lightly sand it down.
Or ride Black Magic grip and wreck your shoes in record time.
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>>110493
Bro I'm sweating just to land them switch 50s on a curb and you are grinding them on a shin-high ledge, you have ledge game.
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>>110513
I do that to soften and integrate the edges. It never occured to me you could do it on the whole sheet.
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>>110503
hmm idk anon this is very mean-spirited. hayley is a skate rat at heart, she's been skating before it was popular with girls on social media. she's not very good but it's obvs that she genuinely enjoys skating and has progressed enough to have decent bag of flat tricks and even some switch tricks. she just has bad sketchy style.
>>110504
I agree with this anon but I go to the park and talk cause I have nothing to prove, I'm not there to train I just do what I want. deff more of a cruiser/push guy now in my late 20s.
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>>110514
tbqh for most ledge tricks, once you can get them on a curb you can get them on most normal-sized ledges as well. slides are easier on high stuff imo b/c you can just pop without worrying about overshooting like you do on a curb.
also curbs tend to be a lot crustier than most other ledges.
>>110479
mob is retardedly grippy.
i'm really tempted to try putting snowskate grip on a board, it never has a break in period and you don't lose all your grip if the board gets wet.
i do understand this would be incredibly cringe
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>>110518
>snowskate grip on a board
im intrigued to say the least
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>>110503
also i think dan has influenced her skating for the worst, she wasn't doing all that gay kooky manual shit before they started dating. she was very much just your average skater at the park maybe more on the normie side because of revive. but once they got on that youtube/ig influencer wave she started doing all those gay ass tricks for ig engagement. dan was some bum fuck dude living out a motel until he started making money on youtube and hayley was NEET up until recently so he probably talked her into it when they met.
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>>110518
Yeah I am intrigued too.
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>>110521
You're in love with her aren't you anon
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>>110503
Goddamn, you sound like a bitch. Get the fuck out of my sport, anon.
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>>110524
kek no i just think dan is a gross loser and she could do better. i can't believe she kisses him in the mouth with his nasty decaying meth teeth
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Does anybody know why Steve Caballero's graphic is a dragon? What's the lore here?
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>>110526
I always wonder if his teeth hurt that shit must be painful right?
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>>110504
>>110517
>>110521
>>110525
reddit posts

>>110506
There are some decent ones, or ones that are at least trying and aren't maximum cringe.
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>>110531
all he ever does is complain but rarely about his teeth so I guess not
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>>110526
are you the same guy posting about how max palmer is sickly looking while posting a webm of him kissing a cutie?

>>110527
hes asian
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>>110537
no i defended max palmer
this was my post >>110290
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Why are Dan's teeth like that anyways? Surely it can't be drugs. Cigs?
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>>110538
ok lol if this >>110535 is his teeth then damn son lmao this fool mighta actually needed braces
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>>110540
Why are you typing like some 16 year old retard from twitter?
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>>110539
i unironically think he prob has some unfortunate medical disease like scurvy I don't think he actually smokes meth desu
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>>110543
That's retarded. Don't assume retarded things. Someone might call you a retard.
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>>110542
grampa please
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>>110465
The powells definitely feel softer, slide maybe slightly better than 97a f4s? It's hard to compare because my 97s are 58mm conical fulls vs 54mm regular wide.
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>>110547
im 27 yall should focus on skating and not how people on the internet type yo
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>>110549
Post house with two car garage + driveway, front and back yard, and wife with kids.
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>>110551
me and my wife
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>>110553
nigga you aint 27
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>>110551
me skating in front of my house (those are my kids in teh background)
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this is my backyard (ignore the helmet fag thats my grampa)
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>>110527
Because he's half Japanese...so he has a Chinese dragon...

Interestingly, Hosoi doesn't like to use the rising sun thing anymore because he learned that it was, idk, a sort of swastika to Korean and Chinese people. I don't know what it is about Japanese-American/Hawaiian skaters that has them know 0 about Japan, but there you go.
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>>110555
fake news, bam is confirmed a homosexual
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>>110539
Cigs will do that. My dad's teeth were similar before he knocked them out dropped something from a shelf onto his face. My teeth are pretty shitty, but it's mostly because I never got braces and drink buckets of tea and coffee every day. They're strong and healthy, just crooked and yellow as fuck.

>>110547
Report underage b& when you see them.
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>>110558
whos Bam? thats a picture of me my name is Pow
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>>110555
Fuckin, April or Nikki had to post on his Instagram the other day because apprently the #freebam movement has gotten out of hand. #staycleanandskateyoufatfuck
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>>110534
>reddit posts
>maximum cringe
Kys
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>>110559
>Report underage b& when you see them.

And what do you think that does, newfaggot?

>>110566
massive yikes
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>>110559
>Report
fuck off janny bootlicker. from now on this is a
NO BOOMER zone
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is Rog really 48? thought he was a lot younger.
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>>110583
He's 31
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>>110437
Looks like total shit

>>110445
Did you die?

>>110455
Never noticed this but it's true about a lot of people.
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>>110585
lol i dont think so m8
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>>110556
Don't steal my pics you fag
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>>110416
>What is your gender?
>81.8% Transition
>18.2%% Street
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>>110567
>newfaggot
I've been here since time immemorial. Reporting underaged b& cleans up the board, leads to actual bans. Always has.

>>110582
vere are your papers?
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Got this today
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>>110598
barely hanging on there, but nice. good to finally see some OC in the threads.
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i think 90% of the reason why i never learned slappys is that everytime you fuck one up you feel like the world's biggest retard
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>>110504
what having no friends does to a mf
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>I'm too old/fat/scared to skate
Here is a 61 year old man doing an invert in a 10 ft bowl
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I'm getting really comfortable skating the 6ft shallow end of the local bowl, but i still can't do anything except backside grinds and occasionally a frontside slash in the deep end. Anyone got any tips to working up to actually trying shit on big (10ft) transition?
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>>110504
Yeah, I agree. There's one person I know who skates and spends 90% of the session just talking the fucking ears off everyone, will maybe push around for 10 minutes, then struggle to drop in again before giving up. They stink, and I thought that was alright because they were fairly new, maybe don't have time to practice outside these sessions....then I found out they've been at it for 11 months.

I really do not measure people by their raw ability because skating is just fucking harder for some people more than others, but if that's the kind of effort you put in and go around calling yourself a "skater", get real. It's a fashion accessory to you, nothing else.
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>>110597
So, newfaggot, just because you say someone is underage, the mod will just take your word for it and ban them for however long until they're 18, with the exact information of their current age they clearly have? Why do you retards insist on pretending you've been here for longer than a month and know how shit works?
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>>110598
>no heelflip

Go back and film that line again right this instant.
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>>110649
No dumb dumb, you wait until they say they're underage, then you report it. Given there's multiple underage posters here, one of you idiots will slip up eventually when you get into a shit flinging match for the fiftieth time. The ban doesn't last until you're 18+, it's a standard length ban.

That and mods can just ban anyone if they feel like it. You don't need legal proof of identity.
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>>110652
>you wait until they say they're underage

Happened literally never. Didn't read the rest of your shitpost.
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>>110598
nice. im pretty decent at ledge skating but honestly im afraid of frontside nosegrinds, idk what it is
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>>110662
missing the nosegrind portion has led to some pretty heavy slams
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>>110648
I know a guy exactly like this too. It's just annoying. I get that some people might just really need the social interaction but if I'm at the skatepark I'm there to skate, I don't want to get stuck in a conversation with you and lose my flow.
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who here /neverskatedtranny/? i've been skating a few years and learned some simple stuff on a mini, but have never set foot in a real bowl and dont have any plans to. shit looks dangerous as fuck and i've seen enough brutal slams/broken shit from ppl doing bowls to put me off of it forever
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>>110679
im the same way. my local doesn't even have a mini or quarter pipe. it just has some weird wavy transition stuff that most everyone avoids. none of the coping is level, so you can't really stall stuff without sliding. I prefer street obstacles anyway.

I figure when I'm old and done popping my board I will build a mini and learn... seems to be the way it goes.
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Do you feel mentally violated if a trick tip proves to be true? I feel like I have lost half the fun, which is learning on your own.
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>>110682
well I started skating a long time ago before YouTube. I basically had to learn kickflips on my own and from kids around me who could barely do them (wasn't until later that I started going to a skatepark and could observe better skaters).

as a result I have really shitty muscle memory burned in my system. I have the flick off the the side and can't really seem to correct it. I wish I could have watched slowmo videos and had someone explain flicking more off the nose, etc.

and even if you know how to execute something, you still have to put the work in. my mother could learn every trick secret and still not be able to step on a board. it's not like you download the trick to your brain Matrix-style.
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>>110679
>>110680
I would give you guys shit for not at least trying it but I've never seriously tried to learn any ledge, manual pad or rail tricks and I've been skating for over 10 years (on and off)
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>>110682
the only trick tip that actually worked for me was andrew reynolds' one for frontside flips and it only works on boards that are bigger than what i ride. it did make hardflip mannys way easier though.
jeremy wray style kickflips also work really well but i can't do them on a grippy board.
>>110679
i was skating tranny a lot this winter, and by 'skating tranny' i mean dropping in switch on everything to stop being scared of skating tranny' but then i stopped and now i'm scared again lmoa
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>>110692
Dropping in switch is gnarly as fuck. How big of a ramp could you do that on.
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>>110687
Ok, I hear you.
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>>110671
autist
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Mike V is a big time faggot. I'm sure i shared this before but in the early 2000s i was skating Hollywood High with some friends- we were at some smaller stair sets in the back not where the huge stair set where everyone films is.
I've ran into a lot of ams/ pros in those days and they've always been cool, the ones who weren't like Greco or a few others kinda just kept to themselves- but usually someone else in their crew would be cool with us so it was fine.
But i digest...
So we're skating and we see him and one of my friends was like "oh shit its Mike V" and like a little bitch - in a very whiney voice he goes "Yes its me Mike V, everyone just stop what you're doing and interrupt what I'm doing because I'm Mike fucking V. NO you can;'t have my board, NO you can't have my autograph, I'm just here to skate. GOT THAT?"
We kinda just gave him an "alright bro" and kept it moving- but because of that incident i couldn't fucking stand his ass
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>>110671
Or just wait for a bit when everyone is getting tired and needs a break. There's multiple points in a sesh where you're out of it for 20 mins at a time, fucking hell. I've literally stopped this person mid conversation to say "okay, skate time now, bye".
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>>110702
dude youre sooooo funny, youre a real meme lord, do another ollie for us cool guy
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>okay, skate time now, bye
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>chilling just browsing 4chan right now
>all of a sudden for some reason remember when I was in elementary school and my grandma took me to the skatepark and I couldn't do anything but baby ollies and ride and I was so desperate to do an actual trick I held up the entire park to drop in the on the edge of the pyramid and "grind" it thinking I'm doing a 50-50 then "landing" it and being hyped like I just an actual trick and looking around to see if any of the older guys reacted or though it was cool

WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT GET OUT OF MY HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>110695
the wall right before the capsule.
the taco and the other bowl in the back w/ the green paint are deeper i think but they were unskatable during the winter.
i really wanted to drop on
>https://www.denverpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/20090826__Snowmassp1.jpg?w=600
and cure the madness entirely but i could never get enough of the ice out of the bottom.
>>110713
i told all the mexican kids i could darkslide to sound cool but the board stuck on the grip and i ate shit and they all laughed at me
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>>110713
kitty no!
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OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS
I'M FUCKING BIG SEALS
I EAT OUT TURKEYS ON THANKS GIVING
CHICKENS IN A COCK FIGHT
THEIR PUSSY'S TIGHT
I JUST FUCK THEM TILL IM JIZZIN
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

A HOUSE FLY
I'LL CUM IN ITS EYE
I'M IN A ZOOPHILE 'S DREAMLAND
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>>110652
>The ban doesn't last until you're 18+, it's a standard length ban.
that IS the "standard" length ban you fucking retarded newfag
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>>110713
Wholesome.
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>>110713
>looking around to see if any of the older guys reacted or though it was cool
I still do this and I'm 27
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>>110713
Based. I always try to give the little kids props when I see them landing tricks because I know it'll foster their love for skateboarding and an active healthy life
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>>110682
No way, the real challenge is getting the trick to look good once you can do it.
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>>110738
i love giving board taps for the most mundane shit for newbies, theyre always so happy and come up and say thanks. i dont care how bad you are at skating as long as your trying and not a bitch
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Do you have a skate anthem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW_QQpGjTUE
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>>110773
You're 16 years old.
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>>110782
You're retarded, have no style, have no drip, have no friends, live in a fly-over state, work in a warehouse as a fork-lift driver, love Andy Anderson, go to skate parks just to talk all day, wear a helmet, love There's 'Ruining Skateboarding' part, love browsing slap, love browsing r/NewSkaters, practice kickturns in your parents driveway, have broken your arm doing said kickturns, love GiftedHater and push mongo, but at least you're not underageb& (because you're a 30-year-old boomer). Also you're gay.

Think that covers everything.
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>>110785
Literally everything you said is wrong except me pushing mongo, and that's only when I go switch or fakie.
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>>110775
this came up on shuffle for me the other day while skating, and I feel like it's a pretty appropriate song for skating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH9EJg4o9-s&ab_channel=StuartBland
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>>110786
>and that's only when I go switch or fakie.
based
Thats the only way for tricks for me unless Im cruising
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>>110786
The first one is 100% correct, but I can't expect you to be aware of it.
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>>110800
Stay mad I guess.
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>>110786
learn to switch push damnit
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>>110709
I was watching some trick tip with this guy and he literally yelled
>LIKE A BOSS
at least ten times. it was outrageous.
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>>110803
I can. I just don't do it.
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>>110773
Based
>>110782
Cringe
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It's my birthday today
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>>110816
Happy 16th birthday anon. I hope you got all the gifts you wanted and I hope you have a great time. Also stay healthy so you can skate longer. God bless.
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>>110817
Thanks but i'm 28. Going to buy myself a new skateboard all the same
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>>110818
What are you getting?
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>>110791
Nice, gave it a listen and honestly feels more like running down the beach with a surfboard to catch some waves, but what's the difference right? Still cool
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One of my tails are becoming uneven. Like it’s starting to become more straightened out than the other. Had this board for about a year though I don’t skate much, is it time to replace it?
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>>110775
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/53DPsyhIYQWSHVuW55rlsS?si=4467619e3a8d4eb3

I have a whole playlist. But I often start off with "The Pot" by Tool.
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>3 of my friends are out with broken ankles
>one sprained his shoulder in mid May, decided against skating again until he's 100% able to do a chest press without pain again

Thankfully I actually like solo skating the majority of the time, but I miss these fools.
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the eastern US heat wave is over and its time to genuinely enjoy skating outdoors again
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Cheapest way to build a mini ramp?. I was thinking of getting a premade but I have no idea where to begin with anything
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>>110820
I just got this krooked natas guest model. Pretty nice shape. But I'm bummed because the guy at the skate shop switched my trucks over for me and he put them on backwards and then I went to switch them around and he'd misthreaded 3/4 bolts on the front truck. I stripped two of them trying to get them off but luckily I had a Dremel tool to cut them off. Now I gotta go buy some new bolts from the hardware store down the road before they close. Kinda pissed off right now bros
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>>110845
Forgot pic
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>>110845
lol that's hilarious, on both of your parts
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>>110850
Why both our parts?
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>>109821
NEW THREAD
>>110858

NEW THREAD
>>110858


NEW THREAD
>>110858


NEW THREAD
>>110858
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>>110845
im sorry but what the fuck are you even saying? you had the guy at the shop swap your trucks over and set up your new deck? and your mad he fucked em up? grow the fuck up and manage your own shit faggot



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