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Why are helmets so fucking lame? Why haven't they been able to make them cool in the decades of production?Why is going helmetless just so much cooler?
They have to be stupid. Its to encourage people who consider coolness more important than their own lives to buy an extra ticket in the great darwinian lottery.
>>10945Because we've lost great people like Dave Mirra, who suffered so many concussions that he developed a neurodegenerative disease. Anyone starting out in any sport should absolutely wear a helmet, especially if you don't know how to bail.
>>10976Andy is the man.
How many concussions before it's a problem?I've never officially be diagnosed with a concussion but I've taken some hard hits to the head that sent me spinningOnce I fell off a pogo stick, hit the back of my headOne I was flying a kite in the street I think and was running and tripped and hit my head on the groundOnce I flipped over the handle bars on my bike and the bike came up and hit my headOnce I was sitting on a car and my friend thought it would be funny to drive away as a prank and I fell off the back. I actually went to the hospital for stitches on that oneAnd I've been punched where I saw stars twiceAnd once at my friends house we were doing wrestling moves and he gave me a pedigree on the hardwood floor but he didnt know he was supposed to release my arms so I could break fall and he actually delivered the move. I didnt just see stars I saw blue birds and dont remember how it got homeI'm sure a few of those were concussions, is that too much?
>>11016>How many concussions before it's a problem?It's like asking "how many bullets can I be shot with before it's a problem?"Severity will differ from concussion to concussion, but enough little ones will fuck you up just as bad as a big one.
Full face helmets can look cool. Too bad they are so expensive in comparison.
>>11038True, we should normalize full face helmets for non-motor sports
Flatland skating is about as result as street basketball, and they don’t wear helmets. Absolutely should for serious transition though
>>10945The same reason condoms are so lame. Fucking live a little man.
>>11087Can't imagine there's much overlap between skaters and people who know about Durarara
>>11016That's certainly enough to increase your risk of developing CTE. You need to be more careful going forward anon.
>>11016>I actually went to the hospital for stitches on that one>where I saw stars twice> I didnt just see stars I saw blue birds and dont remember how it got homeYou've had like 4 bro. Please be careful anonymous!
>>11038>>11087Full face is choice. Cheap (~30-90$) chink full face are ill-fitted, unpadded less-coverage bike helmets with integrated shitty sunglasses, a plastic shell over it and enough slop to give you a fat lip in a low speed collision.
>>10945If the helmet looking cool were prioritized over the helmet being protective, then no one would wear a helmet at all.
a bump helmet with a mandible is pretty slick
If you think going helmetless is cool you're either a retard, 16, or have CTE. The choice to go helmetless is not about cool factor
>>10945I slipped on an oil spot under a car port with my pogo stick at like 9 years old and smacked my un helmeted head so hard I went colorblind for like an hour. going helmetless is not cool. wearing a spiderman foam helmet at 26 is cool
>>11554>cuck muzzle
>>11662Do Americans really
>>11662okay, let me know how your teeth look when you eat handlebars on a 4 wheeler
>>11554why does he wear the mask
>>11027This. Even sub-concussive trauma will still have a cumulative effect.
>>11555what is it then?
>>12677The desire to get pussy. Bitchs don't go for no helmet wearing basedboys
>>12544so the enemy can't read his lips
>>12544for the same reason you'd wear a full helmet on a dirtbike.
>>10945nobody thinks helmets are cool because, in short, you don't think helmets are cool and you're projecting your opinion.this is now the /helmet/ thread
>>12677Usually an understanding that although catastrophic, many people can skate decades without hitting their head. The odds are very low but the risk is high. So the discomfort of having a helmet strapped to your head isn't worth it for many. It is hot, it is itchy. It can fuck with your mind mentally as well. We all should be wearing helmets, but many of us choose not to. It's a personal choice. The only time it becomes annoying is when one camp preaches to the other about how their choice is the wrong one. That's how you get called a faggot at the local skatepark, regardless which camp you are telling for/at. This helmets are not cool shit is gay as hell, and the longboard phrase "no helmet no respect" is also gay. Just mind your own fucking business and skate
I low-key wear ankle guards when I skate
>>12924>This helmets are not cool shit is gay as hell, and the longboard phrase "no helmet no respect" is also gay.I'm convinced this is literally only a thing on the internet. I have never seen even one non-electric longboarder wearing a helmet in 5 years of skating in NYC.
>>12926based
>>12926I wear them ironically
>>13062Oh you do? I wear them obnoxiously, so people think I ironically do it, purposely
>>12544Because he's a big guy
>>11554would be nice to have a helmet like this with a shock absorption rating that doesn't make the top of your head look fuckhuge
>>13117>Oh you do? I wear them obnoxiously, so people think I ironically do it, purposely...?
>>13160look at a Team Wendy bump helmet. I have an exfil and it really doesn't feel that large on my head at all
>>13168>skating in tactical gearhmm.
>>13168>>13208Yeah was hoping they would have something made for a civvy like me. I'm eating shit to do tricks, not for greater Israel.
>>12925too bad you high-key talk like a chimpanzee
>>13212i dunno man, their civilian stuff looks pretty good too
>>10945being safe is not and never will be cool, think about all the cool shit. smoking, poker, gangsters extreme sports. helmets are safe and therefore lame.
>>11555>>guys magic the gathering is so much cooler than poker, unless you are retarded or have a gambling addiction. your going to risk getting a gambling addicition? that is not safe.
this guy really likes poker
Got one of these one the way for airsoft, but this thread's got me thinking. Would falling of a skateboard pose a problem for this design?
>>13222yeah it's not bad. I might try it on and see. I do appreciate the recommendation.
>>13222It looks like a light is supposed to attach to the front like an old timey miner’s helmet. Probably for the Go-Pro.
>>13260NVG mount for search and rescue or gopro mounts both fit
>>13252I have no idea what materials your replica is made of and to what standard it's made. if it's of equal construction but lighter metal, it'll shrug it off no problem but will probably fuck you up more than the helmet
>>13264Seems like the same construction, just made of steel rather than titanium. I just have an odd fear of what might happen if the bottom rim of the visor hits the ground.
>>13270you could hit an Altyn with a sledge hammer and not hurt the visor. if it's the same construction, you'll be fine. if you get it and it feels like chinesium, then you'll know not to try it. how would the bottom rim of the visor hit the ground? the only ways I could think it would do that, you're probably breaking your neck
>>13274Maybe I'll rough it up in a few airsoft matches first before seeing if it's fit for skating impacts.>how would the bottom rim of the visor hit the ground? the only ways I could think it would do that, you're probably breaking your neckI dunno, I guess I'm overthinking it a little.
>>11548Shit, i've been thinking of this man. Full face motorbike helmets are cooler looking than regular skate ones and also offer more protection. Easier to get too and around the same price. The downside is that they can only last one blow before they're out and i'm not sure how uncomfortable they might be, but once again, most of the skate helmets only last one hit anyways.
>>13285>most of the skate helmets only last one hit anyways.Even worse, a lot of the skate helmets on the market aren't actually rated for any sort of impact. Very scummy move.
>>12698>doing it for pussyGet on /fit/'s level.
>>10945I used to think the same, that helmets look so lame that I don't want to wear one whenever I'm skiingthen one day, I fell down and on accident a snowboarder fell on top of my skull board firstLuckily I was wearing a helmetfuck me, seriosly, I don't care if it makes me look like an absolute clown, I'm never going to skii without a helmet in my entire life
>>13363Thank you Goku. I will do 100 kickflips in my gravity chamber.
Wintersports helmets look cool with the mask and they are comfy to wear. I don't get it why some snowboarders don't wear them. Especially considering the way you fall if you catch your heel edge.
/xs/ + /gd/ + /3/ cool helmet design collab when?
>>10945Motorcycle helmets and football helmets look cool. I remember I used to skate around with my old football helmet for safety, but when people asked, I said it was because it looked cool kek.
>>13384When I skiied basically everyone in the park had one on, it just became part of the uniform around 2008
I feel like I’m lying to myself when I’m wearing a helmet. Like after 10 years of muscle memory on how to fall I should be able to trust my self enough that I will be able keep myself from hitting my head. And if I do hit it it’s gonna be hard enough that whatever shitty triple 8 helmet won’t do anything
>>13640hard to imagine any hard hit won't be way worse without a helmet, unless you are getting run over by a truck or something.
>>13737All the helmets besides those 100 dollar ones say protect up to minimum impact on the inside
>>13285>Easier to get too and around the same priceI tried to buy what I thought was a full face motorbike helmet back around August last year. It turned out to just be a bunch of shitty go-pro attachments.
I don't wear a helmet. Reason: don't feel like itMine you fucking business and if you can't manage that then kys
>>13640the question should be why the fuck are you bothering to wear something that isn't impact rated.
The whole helmet shit is r/Longboarding circlejerking. If you are bombing a hill at 30mph; sure, a helmet is a good idea. If thou are skating flat at less than 10mph then you might as well wear one when you go for a jog. Seeing these reddit fags wear helmets cruising on a pump track is just dumb.
>>14348I wouldn't know mate, I don't go on plebbit.
>>10945Brain damage and being fed through a tube isn't very stylish, so I wear one.
I get the feeling many people don't understand how much worse concrete is for slams than softer surfaces are such as gravel.
>>14143ok then get one with a higher certification if you are so scared. are you poor? even if you hit your helmet and still get knocked out the helmet still absorbed however much energy of the impact even though it is over what it can keep you safe with
>>10945Ski helmets make you look better. You look like a fucking pin head if you're not wearing one due to the size of the gear. You look as dumb as you actually are without wearing the helmet, completely disproportional.
>>13437Snowboarders are retarded, drug addled children anon.
>>12936People just riding their board to get around the city probably aren't going to bother with a helmet, it's mostly for if you're carving down hills or trying to slide.
>>15061t. boomer skier
>>15061skies are for women and fags
>>10976Andy keeping it real.
>>11016You need better friends.
>>11016Well, you don't need serious concussion to have problem, just enough micro concussions and you will start feeling it. You may not seem to have any, maybe some healed just in time but there is always some leftovers. One fall too much and you are done, even with helmet on, who cushions but not everything.You can lose eyesight, have neurological problems, musclemotoric problems or even mental problems due to that.Better check yourself at doctor.
>>15377search your feelings, you know it to be true>>15471The nice thing about female skiers compared to snowboarders is they don't have HPV
>>15471any form of degenerate is more like to be a snowboarder. Literally every LGTBQIAGTA5 I know is a snowboarder.
>>10945it's a simple question anonwould you rather look cool and risk dying or look uncool for a few minutes but not die from an injury that might happen to you if you hadn't had one?keep in mind that most people would saying dying is most uncool
Tony Hawk wears a helmet and he's cooler than anyone you've ever known personally
>>12926
>>11089If you end up with one foot on your board you can really build up a lot of speed straight to the dome.I wear a helmet because I love my parents and I don't want them to have to feed me tomato soup whilst I sputter out "i-i het my hwead skwateboarding."
>>15754Tony Hawk is the biggest asha who ever picked up a board, everyone in my country makes fun of him as the sterotypical asha american.
>>10945I made a united nations skate helmet i think its pretty cool
>>10945My opinion is that helmets aren't sexy but noticeable brain damage is even less sexy
I skiied my whole life without a helmet until enough of my friends yelled at me to buy one, I still ride without it occasionally but if it's going to be an extreme day I'll take it
>>11662It's Mozzie, not muzzle
>>10945I wear a helmet at the park because I'm not gonna risk my life just to look cool in front of little part rats
>>15782You can build up a lot of speed jogging, doesn’t mean you wear a helmet when it’s icy out.
For shit like snowboarding and skiing helmets just look so much better imo. I think people just look lame without one, especially with big ass goggles dwarfing their head.
>>15972>asha???
>>10945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9yL5usLFgY
>>15972Nobody cares bro. Skateboarding is an American activity. Your faggoty country can go fuck itself
How dumb would it look to wear a full face Shoei helmet rollerblading? Like above and beyond how dumb people may think rollerblading looks already lol.
>>13465I honestly like my riding gear. Motorcycle helmets can look nice.
>>16733about as dumb as me wearing a fullface when i ride my dj at the saktepark. the only people who give a shit are dirtbag 20somethings and they stop bagging on you if you stick a 3whip in front of them
I think that people associate helmets with sports where you are going really quite fast, like motorcycling, bike riding or other things like that. If you wear one just to practice ollies at like 2mph it looks wrong.
>>10945>helmets are fucking lameI feel like snow helmets are the exception to this rule. You can definitely get a helmet that looks good. I'd still wear one even if they looked like shit, I definitely would have had some serious concussions over the years if not for my helmet.
>>17012It's because of the other gear that goes with it. You actually look more retarded without the helmet because your jacket etc makes your head look disproportionately small to the rest of your gear covered body. Plus the mask and goggles add to the helmet's appearance.
>>13363you're right, /fit/ doesn't lift for pussy./fit/ lifts for cock
>>15972I've tried googling 'asha' and can't find shit, what does it mean
>>11016I have 2 and its too much
>>16697Poor bastard, little do the realize I love helmets is the only thing he can say now
>>15739I'm a little fuzzy with my recall, I know it's from getting hit too many timesAnd that's how it feels, it's like a fogWhen I'm trying to think of something specific like a word or a name it's right there and I know it but I cant quite get it out
>>17769How very American of you, thinking you can just "google" shit.
>>14387dude the tough thing about helmets, is a hit like that, your brain is still smashing against your skull
>>15060ski helmets also help air flow through goggles
>>17890But at least its staying in your skull so theres that
>>17882fuck off mutt
>>10976wtf what happened?
>>17890Urm, it is still smashing against your skull, but the absorb provided by the foam liner makes it smash way less hard. Something something physics....something something why are airbags a thing?
Suprised millenials still care about how helmets look when every other fashion thing people cared about seemingly died in the 90s
If you're not gonna wear one, just don't fall. Otherwise you run the risk of actually becoming a retard and retards are significantly less cool than helmets.
>>17890You're absolutely right. FUCK HELMETS
Bad band, bad gear. Helmets: not even once.
>>17890you'd have to do it a lot to notice or cause damage. just look at boxers who had long careers. this guy wasn't even knocked out.
Downhill longboard full face helmets are pretty nice. Sleek, not xboxhueg.I’d remove the visor for daily use.
>>14348Even in my shitty 3rd world cunt where people barely know about the existence of plebbit and even less so the existence of the epic anonymoose legoon hacker 4chan, in my city where we have a sizeable longboarding community, all the OG players will call out anyone they see hopping on a longboard without a helmet.Then again, if you must really insist in not wearing a helmet, I guess you don’t really have a need for that helmet in the first place.
>>17890you're already brain dead so don't sweat it
>>20879helmet kicks ass
>>16066Is drone-catching an extreme sport
A lot of the windsurfing ones look alright.
>government enforced retard hatIt's because skaters are retards.
>>14387it's not the same without audio
>>10945safety is cool
>>10945being a vegetable isn't cool either https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY
>>11554i thought patriots didnt wear masks
Reminder to always tell any little kids you see how cool their helmet is.
>>10945It's a redpill on the fact that anyone who wears a helmet is a fucking idiot. They don't reduce brain trauma, all they do is increase the chances of your neck going to snap city.
>>11678Yes Americans really stand up for their own rights and freedom. It is literally what the whole country was founded on
I wear pads/helmet because I eat shit a lot.
>>18001He had really bad CTE from the concussions that made his life a living hell. Ended up blowing his brains out in his truck.
>>11087>>13285They're normal in longboarding for serious downhill racing where riders are hitting 60mph at times
The "Safe Nerd" thesis holds that if you make riding a bicycle require a helmet, and you make all of the helmets look fucking dumb, faggots who are 2cool4school will not ride a bike (or engage in other risky behavior) because they'd have to wear a helmet in order to do so and they don't want to mess up their perfectly cum drizzled hair.But then the kind of retard that would fall for this trick is also the kind of retard to go ride their bike in traffic without a helmet, so I don't think it works too well for its intended purpose.
>>10945convenience makes sports more appealing and accessible, therefore the easier to grow
Kind of unrelated but I wanted to share my sister’s concussion story>be my sister>be on back of large sheep (pic related) backwards cleaning hooves cus it’s easy to clean their feet when you’re on top of them>sheep gets startled>sheep bolts foreword with my sister still on it sitting backwards>sheep heads straight towards the solid metal horse trailer>sheep makes sharp turn>WHAM>sister’s head slams straight into the side of the trailer>she doesn’t even remember getting up and sitting on a bench nearby>drive her to the hospitalThe whole way there she is in a 60 second memory loop>”did I say that already?”>60 seconds later>”did I say that already”?>she was just fine a couple of hours later>don’t go mutton bustingConcussions are nothing to mess around with. Wear your damn helmet.
>>16744Those helmets are for faggots who wear those leather jacket made in a sweatshop and sold for $500 and have zero rating. Get a real helmet
Is nobody gonna mention how you can also place stickers on helmets.
why oneioin
>>13146>>13146>>13146>>13146
>>25227dealing with a mild one now>be me>ski valet>closing down for the night>push snowboard rack in tent>snowboard comes out at mach 6 >edge first into domefeels weird man last night i got a splitting headache and felt so nauseous
The America's Cup (sailing) helmets are pretty fuckin' cool looking
>>10945Anon you have a choice. Either weat a helmet and look like a retard or dont wear a helmet and become a retard.
>>20879no taste
theyre cool if u wear them with the straps danglin
i never snowboard without a helmeti never skate with a helmetnothing about a helmet is inherently uncool, I've seen a few very cool skaters with helmets on. i've definitely seen a hundred times more very bad skaters with a helmet on though. i think a lot of people probably just correlate being trash with wearing a helmet. you dont really need a helmet if you're still learning to push or aren't doing too much on the board. i think more often than not people who wear helmets don't need them, and people who need them don't wear them.
>>27295maybe the insecurity feeds the necessity...
>>11662You will wear the cuck muzzle. You will eat the bugs. You will own nothing. You will be happy
>>25766i chuckled
Any good helmet recommendations? I've got a cheap chinese one that looks terrible and probably would barely protect me.
>>10945R8 my helmet
>>16653>>17769According to urban dictionary>A girl/woman blessed with outstanding beauty. She turns heads every where she goes.
>>11087they are normal in mountain biking, i dont wear mine on the hike/ride to the top, but I do on the way down
>>30946Instead of being a faggot you should work towards mending the schism, 2/10
>>10945I think motor sports definitely have the coolest looking helmets. Also you will look a hell of a lot dumber being a paraplegic.
>>10945it's not just helmets bro. everything in life looks like shit these days. clothes, houses, cars, work uniforms, militaries, home appliances and utensils, everything. even street lights looked aesthetic back in the day, and don't get me started on how every business these days needs to have obnoxious branding plastered all over their products. i can't buy a simple gym shirt without looking like a walking advertisement for nike.
>>10976Why does this lady have a moustache?
>>20885Coming from motorcycling I'm actually considering a lid like this when getting back into skating soon. Maybe the zoomies will give me shit, but I like my jaw, teeth, and nose too much to risk it.
>>10945Can someone explain how mips isn't a scam? Baked into their tests is the idea that the scalp does nothing to facilitate rotational movement, which is false. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0021929018303518
>>33231Because it reduces concussions. Because it works anon.
>>10945Anon, helmets are awesome, I would have a pretty bad concussion. I slammed face first into a tree yesterday. I just had what felt like a mild one
>>10945For me, I go helmetless because it would be very bizarre for me to fall on my head (I mostly do freeskating) and as others have said, Helmets tend to be hot, itchy and uncomfortable.That said, when I go into aggressive skating again, I'm totally wearing protective gear, basically had to stop skating for several years due to completely shattering my arm and wrist like glass, even now I have no strength in that arm and I can't even make a fist.Back in the late 90s and early 00s when I started skating, helmets were actually often worn as a cool fashion statement, so I don't know where this whole "Not becoming a paraplegic from a fall isn't cool" thing came from.
>Why haven't they been able to make them cool in the decades of production?They have.
>>10945Yeah just dont wear your seatbelt either bro you'll be fine in a crash
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>>10945this thread was made by big pharma. I like my head safe and comfy
>>10945Helmets are fine and you're a fag for caring about what other people think. Had an OTB crash 3 years ago and walked away mostly fine but my helmet split in half.
>>15061low quality bait. This guy is the reason I wear a helmet on the hill. If your not going to cause an accident on the slope your one of those obnoxious shits who pulls the bar down the moment everyone gets on the lift and smacks people in the back of the head