Being a musician is optional.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cpRB0TAhs4&ab_channel=uffesgrotta
Gigachads, we're back
>>100945
>sign in to confirm your age...to witness whatever juvenile stupidity this chemically damaged man child is up to in year 20-something of his 15 minutes of fame?Hard pass.
Feels good to be back earth rockers
Am I an earthrocker?
>Bam Margera missing: ‘Jackass’ star bailed on court-appointed rehab >June 15, 2022https://nypost.com/2022/06/15/bam-margera-missing-jackass-star-bailed-on-court-appointed-rehab/?utm_source=twitter_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons
>>101169you don't have to be a musician to be an earthrocker
>>101169Andrew Stramberg is an earthrocker
CONFIRMED EARTHROCKERS>Skateboarders-Beaver Fleming-Chris Gregson-Cory Juneau-Dane Burman-Danny Way-Dalton Dern-Emmanuel Guzman-Evan Smith-Gary Graves ("Buzzert")-Greyson Fletcher-Jagger Eaton-Jake Brown ("Captain Cook")-Jeff Rasp ("Ooga Booga")-Johnny Schillereff (Element Skateboards CEO)-Justin Figueroa ("Figgy")-Kanaan Dern-Kerry Getz-Mike Maldonado-Riley Hawk-Ryan Sheckler-Sam Miller ("Batshit")-Steve Caballero-Terry Kennedy ("Compton Ass Terry")-Tony Hawk>CKY/Jackass, etc.-Chris Pontius-Joe Devito (Producer, Bam's Unholy Union)-Joe Frantz (Cinematography, Viva La Bam)-Steve-O-Ryan Gee (Shitgoose)-Terry Hardy (Producer, Bam's Unholy Union)>Others-Andrew Stranberg (Earth Rocker, Entrepreneur)-Drew Miller (Painter)-Edward Furlong (Actor, Terminator 2)-Jacob "Zeke" Szekely (Surfer)-Kat Von D (Tattoo Artist)-Michele Gypsy Jewels (Zero Discrimination YouTube Channel, "Julia Goolia")-Mike Malady (Brother of Bam's attorney)-Tom Flanagan (Marketer, Bam is a client of)>Family-April Margera (Mother)-Matt "Shitbird" Cole (Uncle, keyboardist)-Nicole Boyd (Hot wife with 6 pussy rings in her tackle box)-Phil Margera (Father)-Phoenix Margera (Son)-Ruth "Boof" Margera (Aunt)-Warren Boyd (Father in Law)>Unknown-Arlington-Chris Who-Dikki-Gerard-M15 Gang Member (Crashed Bam's Bentley)-Navid-Purple Bin Laden-Radek-Seagull-That One Girl That Made Bam Laugh-That One Bitch with the Nice Eyebrows
What kind of Vidya do Earth Rockers like us enjoy?
>>101075iceland was his favorite place
Bam going full Cap'n Knuckles mode with his son, Phoenix
>>101926Tony Hawk, GTA, and HALO!
>>101461I thought it's Shramberg?
>>102709it's neither it's Stranberg
>>102355missed opportunity for one of those to just be a wrecked porsche
>>101169Payback's a bitch motherfucker
>>102355Why did he do it guys?
>>101169Take this quiz to find out if you are an earth rockerhttp://take.quiz-maker.com/QQTVMF316
>>103139Earth Rocker bros…
>>103074WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>101171back in rehab for the SIXTEENTH timegood luck with that one
My best friend Ryan Dunn died in a skate park four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.PAYBACK'S A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!
>>103242>>103361CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL OF THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?>Bam is the wounded and Ryan was the wasted
reminder to all earth rockers: listen to the company band, Neil Fallon froim Clutch singing and Bam's brother is on the drums.
>Thank god Nikki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black guy and prolly went to jail
>>101169if you have to ask...
Earthrockers I don't feel so good
>>104657GET ON MY LEVEL BAM>collaboration when?
>>103468This guy slap's Nikki's Ass. What does he do?
come on bam I aint tryina get my dick sucked, I got work tomorroh
>>105156https://youtu.be/0GY6LwDGju8?t=105Pure kino
>>105157>c'mon bam don't creampie your dad
>>102708based
>>103142Where do I take this quiz?
Earthrocker bros, I think Bam wants to go back to the 2000’s too.
>>106749That's what happens when you peak early. Dude needs to start planning towards the future.
Does he browse this board bros?
>>107055Fuck Man I don't Even think he can browse his own mind anymore. Bam's cool cause he was living like a rock star and it all came crashing down. JACKASS IS EXTREMESTREET SKATING IS EXTREMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kAYYGZ8nC8 (skating instead)>It used to be about the skating man!
>>107055you don't need to get dubs to be an earthrocker
>>107268>Bam's cool cause he was living like a rock star Exactly. I wish I could be like him. What he did and how he lived in the 2000’s was just so badass- and from skating too of all things.At the end of the day, he was THE original earthrocker.>>107270Based
>>101926Clearly Halo and RalliSport 2 Challenge.
>goes on cum town>relapse and full blown mental breakdown the next dayhmm
>>100945<3 Bam was there for me in the ordeal factually since I'm a skateboarder sense I'm a skateboarder. While in the Randall County Jail. Responded to me as well his real soul, body and vessel. Like going into a portal to another world but just him the real him. He was there and responding and could actively talk to him and hear him while dying.
>>108343Do you think there’ll be a skatepark in heaven anon?
>>108343I met Bam's doppelganger while begging for change at the gas station. I was sitting on my board; I guess that's why he manifested. Anyway, he came up to me while my dad had driven up and was in the process of bitching me out for "being a piece of shit" in public and handed me a beer. (The Bam clone gave me the beer, not my dad- obviously. My dad is not an Earthrocker, he is a Christian.) He also told me to have an awesome evening and fist-bumped me, which was cool, but it didn't help my family situation. Oh, well. As on Earth, as on rock, I guess.
>>108660Anon you might have on unironically met Bam.I remember a little while ago somebody told a story about how they met Bam at a gas station and he was just hanging around like some homeless guy.
>>108666I highly doubt he was in the collegeboi420 territory of Georgia. I don't doubt that he would hang around a gas station like a homeless person, though.
>>108675>Georgia Anon, please be my friend so we can make skate videos.
>>108678I don't have a car and I can't skate that well atm. Where are you at? NESW?
>>108678Also, giving my address to anons in a shitposting thread sounds kind of dangerous. lmao. But if you've got glaucoma meds, I'm generally up for anything.
Earthrocker bros.. Bam relapsed again. How can we help him? Does he know about us?
>>108679>>108681Really far south; like near Florida south. Wby?Also understandable.
>>108692Awww... I used to live far South. I'm Northeastcorner now. Close to Statesboro, but if you want to drive all the way up here, you're welcome to. I'm not walkin' that shit.
>>108658there's one in iceland, ryan dunn's favourite place
Earth Rockers, Bam Bam is being helped captive again! We need to do something! #freebamhttps://news.yahoo.com/bam-margeras-family-hit-out-free-bam-movement-152437526.html
>WHY THE FUCK DOES SPIKE JONZE GET TO TELL ME WHAT JACKASS IS WHEN HE WASN'T EVEN PART OF JACKASS FOR LIKE THE FIRST 10 YEARS?Well Bam, he was actually the one who set up the whole pitch and it wouldn't have happened without him. (plus he's in the first season and has been a producer the whole time) Yeah dude, here's a word from one of our 50 sponsors.>*ad break*>Oh I didn't know that!>WELL I'M AN ALCOHOLIC BECAUSE VILLE VALO WAS!Am I right in saying, Bam, that Ville Valo has been sober for 7 years now?>*ad break*>Yeah, but he drinks one beer every now and then if an old friend shows up in town.....or maybe, someone in Finland told me that once.>I'M JUST PISSED THAT TREMAIN AND KNOXVILLE WERE HAPPY FOR US TO BE LOADED ALL THE TIME AND NOW THEY'RE BEING ASSESOkay, I hear you, but that was well over 10 years ago and there was a point where we started getting put in jail for it and it wasn't working for us any more, so we all got sober and stopped doing drugs. *woosh* And a type of drug is smoking. Don't smoke, get this, uh, thing instead. I love this product, yeah dude.>*ad break*>LOOK, I'M NEVER GOING TO DRINK AGAIN. I MISSED MY SON BEING 4 YEARS OLD, IT SUCKED, I LEARNED MY LESSON (I REALLY DON'T NEED TO BE IN REHAB ANYMORE)>*proceeds to fall off the wagon immediately*Honestly man, what the fuck will it take to make this guy take responsibility for himself? Every single turn he tries to blame someone or something else for the fact he's drinking or mentally ill. It's not the fact he treat his body like shit that he got fat, it's the medication. It's not the fact he was acting like a gross hobo that got him booted from rehab, it was the dumb rules. It's not the fact he got loaded the night before the meeting to get him back on Jackass 4 that ruined his chance, it's that he was late.It's so fucking depressing. I just want to see him skate again for fucks sake.
>>111301hard to listen to homies looking and sounding like john mcafee these days and steves ads are fkn aids.
Isn't earth rocker an album by Clutch?
>>111301The most ridiculous part of that podcast was Bam making fun of his former rehab roommates for blaming others and never taking personal responsibility. Steve-o's face when he was telling those stories was priceless, he was definitely biting his tongue hard.
Good morning earth rockers
>>111301I miss the old Bam. It sucks that he’s thrown his life away. If he could’ve focused on skating and never picked up drinking or drugs, he could’ve still been up there with Tony Hawk like he was in the 2000’s.
>>116263CTE is his biggest issue, though I don't think he has been officially diagnosed with it. CTE combined with addiction is damn near impossible to correct.
>>116586What did he mean by this?
>>116654Idk if that’s it. Honestly I think it’s years of drugs and alcohol that’s rotted his brain. He’s came out and said he’s done meth, even.
nigga this thread was made on June 14th 2022, keep earth rocking
>>111301Perfect post
We rocking bros.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TfLvAJUahg
did he ever build him that skate park? don't really know what eart rocker gen is but the youtube vid has to be easily my favorite youtube video
>>120654His arm is healed. Keep fucking skating, Bam. We can't earthrock alone.
>>120656Yes, the Ræn Ðjðn Skedpjörk is up and running in Reykjavik.
>>123037
Do skateboarders do physical training? I feel like they could benefit a lot from general fitness, since that might reduce the risk of joint injury. A joint that's used in exercise is stronger, more flexible, and a lot less prone to injury.
>>123064Legit skateboarding is physical training. Cardio exercise and Yoga are pretty popular, some dudes also get into weightlifting.
youtube grifters have ruined Bam youtube content every other video is some clickbait shit like the truth about Bam Margera, Why Brandon DiCamillo left the cky crew, etc
>>124532Sad but true
>Bam Margera is in a hospital battling a very serious case of pneumonia, complicated by COVID-19 ... TMZ has learned.>Sources close to the situation tell us Bam was hospitalized in San Diego earlier this week. He then tested positive for Covid while in the hospital ... and since then we're told doctors decided to put him on a ventilator.https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/09/bam-margera-hospitalized-pneumonia-ventilator-jackass-star/
Why would anyone think that gays could possibly be perverted? Its not like they parade around with BDSM gear and public displays of degenerate sexual behaviour...
Merry Christmas earth rockers
keep on earth rocking baby, you know what time it is
>>128588https://youtu.be/f3fJP04AbO8>pneumonia because he bit his tongue insanely hard during one of 5 seizures brought on from what must have been covid+his meds>unable to breathe without a ventilator for days>still has a broken arm and wrist>is hiking the mountains with a shaman to lose the weightGod damn that was bad. That's what I call earth rockin'!
>>131932I want to listen to what Bam has to stay but Steve-O is so fucking annoying
>>1009452023 still earth rockin
Bam's whole family were earth rocking on the Nine Clubhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkSutBxTck4
>>132072>Alright dude, sobriety is no joke. Drugs will mess you up>*Interlude*>"Hey kids, wanna see the wildest, wackiest stunts that tv never allowed where I staple my balls to my legs and take a coffee enema where my shit explodes all over the crowd!">"BACK to the podcast!">Look man drugs will have you doing some messed up stuff
>>134256This was so fucking wholesome. Bam seems to be doing a lot better now too. Earthrockin' hours are back.
>>134274he's not doing better at all. steve-o mentioned bam getting completely loaded just the other night.
>>134275Where?He's still better even if that's true. Did you forget strigoi? Or him getting fatter and fatter with a broken arm trapped in a rehab?
>>131932He didn't bite his tongue, shortly after claiming that he did he was speaking normally. People who chomp their tongue during a seizure have it swollen and fucked up for months. Bam lies for attention.
Just found this thread new here, the world wants us to Be Down bam we can’t let them ƒüç|<in Á§§HØ|£z Win g
Arrested last night for kicking his wife.We keep rockin
>>138398What will he do next?
>>138398>his wifeSlander.
you will literally never be this cool
based
it's overhttps://www.tmz.com/2023/04/24/warrant-issued-bam-margera-arrest-pennsylvania-confrontation/
>>143528Earthrocker bros....how could we let this happen?
>>143528>Bam on the run>this starts playing: https://youtu.be/ymNFyxvIdaM>asks Novak to call Buckey Lasek and get him a board>Novak is too busy talking about how sober he is>lost Laseks number ages ago anyway>Bam jumps on a log in the woods thinking it's a board>his pickled tendons all snap>breaks his wrist again
>>139713He was pretty cool.
>>143560Sometimes I unitonically pee in my sink too. I guess I made it earthrocker bros.
Fucking hell.
>>143948And we’re back, earthrockers!
>>143948I can't believe he hasn't died yet
I taste death in every kiss we shareEvery sundown seems to be the last we haveYour breath on my skin has the scent of our endI'm drunk on your tears, Baby, can't you see it's hurtingEvery time we touch we get closer to heavenAnd at every sunrise our sins are forgivenUh uhYou on my skin this must be the endThe only way you can love me ist to hurt me againAnd againYour love is a razor blade kissSweetest is the taste from your lipsYour love is a razor blade kissSweetest is the taste from your lipsOh the taste from your lips, my DarlingTaste from your lips, oh my LoveOnly inside I'm freeI'm tired of waitingYou've got to let me dreamInside BabyI'm not afraid to feelI want your to love meCause you are the oneCause you are the oneCause you are the oneYour love is a razor blade kissSweetest is the taste from your lipsYour love is a razor blade kissSweetest is the taste from your lipsYour love is a razor blade kissSweetest is the taste from your lipsYour love is a razor blade kissSweetest is the taste from your lips
>>108666Did you send Bam to Georgia, satan?
Earthrockers.. Bam actually did an interview with crazy lady.
>>143528>Jesse goes on to say he then went downstairs to find Bam peeing into the kitchen sink
>>143948Bam is too cool for the police to arrest him
>>101463Updating the list...>Steve-ONo longer an earth rocker for selling skateboards when hes not a skater.>"The Shaman"Gave Bam abs like a greek statue.
we're back
>>100945sup fellow earth rockersI have been reading up on wicca and translating the Necronomicon to striggoi and I think I may be able to raise Ryan from the dead
>>151779Oh yeah?Don't bother deleting your shit Bam. And stay sober for fucks sake. Just focus on being in skating condition, stop hanging out with nobodies at the bar, film a new part, be fit to see your son, stop fighting with Jess.
You earth rocking? I know I sure am
>>151812>deleted this post>is now posting himself with lawyers and groupiesRealistically, what has to happen for Bam to reach rock bottom now?
https://www.reddit.com/r/jackass/comments/14j2r3w/bam_in_the_studio_3_days_ago_after_rehab/
>>153366>15 years ago Knoxville ruined my feet>y-yeah...that's why I can't skate
>>151785can't find the Striggoi ttf file anywhereI need this fontface
bump
Nothing brings me more joy than earth rocking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7-ZUJV-1zY>2009>Bam has been in and out of rehabs for over 13 years>has known exactly what his issue has been the entire time>is making excuses that it's MTV's fault the even then>makes his bonespurs excuse here too>a guy who got so drunk that he pissed himself on GG Allen's grave is telling him he needs to get his shit together>still nothing
keep hanging in there and fighting Earth Rockers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-n1t0TulUA
No sympathy for Alchy retards
>>158258How about a true earthrocker who has hit a temporary rough patch?
>>107055I'd be surprised if this nigger can read
how do you earth rock?
>>158712Fuck you, Bam invented his own language. How many languages have you invented?
>>160368He invented his own script retard. That's not a language. He's still writing in English while using his meth letters.
>>1590651. Pick up a guitar2. Put it back down, you don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker
>>160607You're clearly not high IQ to understand Bam's new language.
>>160607Typical musician response.
>>101463I don’t see Simon Woodstock on the list of verified skateboard earthrockers could you double check the rolodex Sir?
>>156270Blows my mind that he ever had the discipline to get good at skating when you see just how much of a whiny baby he is in every other part of his life.
>>162176If you watch interviews with the CKY crew they talk about how incredibly driven Bam was when he was younger. He kept calendars where he'd record the spots, skits, etc he'd filmed and he'd basically always want to be shooting something or working on ideas. You have to remember that Bam didn't even start drink until he was of legal age.
When is Trump going to give him the call?
>>100945chad shitviva la bam
>>162270He says that all the success took the drive from him, but I think that's bullshit. Plenty of other skaters have his/close to his level of success and kept going in one way or another.
>>165563Playing guitar or having musical ability is not a prerequisite of achieving the status of an earthrocker.
>>108691What the FUCK happened to the CkY crew?
I wonder what Bam is up to right this minute
>>168110rocking the earth
how the FUCK is this thread over a year old? back in the /asp/ days these threads would hit the bump limit in less than a week
>>168349the earth don't rock like it used to
>>168349we must keep the spirit of earth rocking alive even in the darkest of times so that when the light returns and Bam rises again the people will know of earth rocking.
