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Being a musician is optional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cpRB0TAhs4&ab_channel=uffesgrotta
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Gigachads, we're back
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>>100945
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>sign in to confirm your age
...to witness whatever juvenile stupidity this chemically damaged man child is up to in year 20-something of his 15 minutes of fame?
Hard pass.
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Feels good to be back earth rockers
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Am I an earthrocker?
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>Bam Margera missing: ‘Jackass’ star bailed on court-appointed rehab
>June 15, 2022

https://nypost.com/2022/06/15/bam-margera-missing-jackass-star-bailed-on-court-appointed-rehab/?utm_source=twitter_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons
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>>101169
you don't have to be a musician to be an earthrocker
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>>101169
Andrew Stramberg is an earthrocker
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CONFIRMED EARTHROCKERS

>Skateboarders
-Beaver Fleming
-Chris Gregson
-Cory Juneau
-Dane Burman
-Danny Way
-Dalton Dern
-Emmanuel Guzman
-Evan Smith
-Gary Graves ("Buzzert")
-Greyson Fletcher
-Jagger Eaton
-Jake Brown ("Captain Cook")
-Jeff Rasp ("Ooga Booga")
-Johnny Schillereff (Element Skateboards CEO)
-Justin Figueroa ("Figgy")
-Kanaan Dern
-Kerry Getz
-Mike Maldonado
-Riley Hawk
-Ryan Sheckler
-Sam Miller ("Batshit")
-Steve Caballero
-Terry Kennedy ("Compton Ass Terry")
-Tony Hawk

>CKY/Jackass, etc.
-Chris Pontius
-Joe Devito (Producer, Bam's Unholy Union)
-Joe Frantz (Cinematography, Viva La Bam)
-Steve-O
-Ryan Gee (Shitgoose)
-Terry Hardy (Producer, Bam's Unholy Union)

>Others
-Andrew Stranberg (Earth Rocker, Entrepreneur)
-Drew Miller (Painter)
-Edward Furlong (Actor, Terminator 2)
-Jacob "Zeke" Szekely (Surfer)
-Kat Von D (Tattoo Artist)
-Michele Gypsy Jewels (Zero Discrimination YouTube Channel, "Julia Goolia")
-Mike Malady (Brother of Bam's attorney)
-Tom Flanagan (Marketer, Bam is a client of)

>Family
-April Margera (Mother)
-Matt "Shitbird" Cole (Uncle, keyboardist)
-Nicole Boyd (Hot wife with 6 pussy rings in her tackle box)
-Phil Margera (Father)
-Phoenix Margera (Son)
-Ruth "Boof" Margera (Aunt)
-Warren Boyd (Father in Law)

>Unknown
-Arlington
-Chris Who
-Dikki
-Gerard
-M15 Gang Member (Crashed Bam's Bentley)
-Navid
-Purple Bin Laden
-Radek
-Seagull
-That One Girl That Made Bam Laugh
-That One Bitch with the Nice Eyebrows
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What kind of Vidya do Earth Rockers like us enjoy?
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>>101075
iceland was his favorite place
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Bam going full Cap'n Knuckles mode with his son, Phoenix
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>>101926
Tony Hawk, GTA, and HALO!
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>>101461
I thought it's Shramberg?
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>>102709
it's neither it's Stranberg
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>>102355
missed opportunity for one of those to just be a wrecked porsche
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>>101169
Payback's a bitch motherfucker
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>>102355
Why did he do it guys?
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>>101169
Take this quiz to find out if you are an earth rocker
http://take.quiz-maker.com/QQTVMF316
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>>103139
Earth Rocker bros…
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>>103074
WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>101171
back in rehab for the SIXTEENTH time

good luck with that one
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My best friend Ryan Dunn died in a skate park four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.


PAYBACK'S A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!
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>>103242
>>103361
CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL OF THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?

>Bam is the wounded and Ryan was the wasted
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reminder to all earth rockers: listen to the company band, Neil Fallon froim Clutch singing and Bam's brother is on the drums.
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>Thank god Nikki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black guy and prolly went to jail
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>>101169
if you have to ask...
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Earthrockers I don't feel so good
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>>104657
GET ON MY LEVEL BAM
>collaboration when?
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>>103468
This guy slap's Nikki's Ass. What does he do?
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come on bam I aint tryina get my dick sucked, I got work tomorroh
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>>105156
https://youtu.be/0GY6LwDGju8?t=105
Pure kino
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>>105157
>c'mon bam don't creampie your dad
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>>102708
based
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>>103142
Where do I take this quiz?
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Earthrocker bros, I think Bam wants to go back to the 2000’s too.
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>>106749
That's what happens when you peak early. Dude needs to start planning towards the future.
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Does he browse this board bros?
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>>107055
Fuck Man I don't Even think he can browse his own mind anymore. Bam's cool cause he was living like a rock star and it all came crashing down.

JACKASS IS EXTREME
STREET SKATING IS EXTREME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kAYYGZ8nC8 (skating instead)

>It used to be about the skating man!
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>>107055
you don't need to get dubs to be an earthrocker
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>>107268
>Bam's cool cause he was living like a rock star
Exactly. I wish I could be like him. What he did and how he lived in the 2000’s was just so badass- and from skating too of all things.
At the end of the day, he was THE original earthrocker.
>>107270
Based
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>>101926
Clearly Halo and RalliSport 2 Challenge.
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>goes on cum town
>relapse and full blown mental breakdown the next day
hmm
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>>100945
<3 Bam was there for me in the ordeal factually since I'm a skateboarder sense I'm a skateboarder. While in the Randall County Jail. Responded to me as well his real soul, body and vessel. Like going into a portal to another world but just him the real him. He was there and responding and could actively talk to him and hear him while dying.
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>>108343
Do you think there’ll be a skatepark in heaven anon?
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>>108343
I met Bam's doppelganger while begging for change at the gas station. I was sitting on my board; I guess that's why he manifested. Anyway, he came up to me while my dad had driven up and was in the process of bitching me out for "being a piece of shit" in public and handed me a beer. (The Bam clone gave me the beer, not my dad- obviously. My dad is not an Earthrocker, he is a Christian.) He also told me to have an awesome evening and fist-bumped me, which was cool, but it didn't help my family situation. Oh, well. As on Earth, as on rock, I guess.
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>>108660
Anon you might have on unironically met Bam.
I remember a little while ago somebody told a story about how they met Bam at a gas station and he was just hanging around like some homeless guy.
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>>108666
I highly doubt he was in the collegeboi420 territory of Georgia. I don't doubt that he would hang around a gas station like a homeless person, though.
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>>108675
>Georgia
Anon, please be my friend so we can make skate videos.
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>>108678
I don't have a car and I can't skate that well atm. Where are you at? NESW?
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>>108678
Also, giving my address to anons in a shitposting thread sounds kind of dangerous. lmao. But if you've got glaucoma meds, I'm generally up for anything.
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Earthrocker bros.. Bam relapsed again. How can we help him? Does he know about us?
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>>108679
>>108681
Really far south; like near Florida south. Wby?
Also understandable.
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>>108692
Awww... I used to live far South. I'm Northeastcorner now. Close to Statesboro, but if you want to drive all the way up here, you're welcome to. I'm not walkin' that shit.
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>>108658
there's one in iceland, ryan dunn's favourite place
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Earth Rockers, Bam Bam is being helped captive again! We need to do something! #freebam

https://news.yahoo.com/bam-margeras-family-hit-out-free-bam-movement-152437526.html
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>WHY THE FUCK DOES SPIKE JONZE GET TO TELL ME WHAT JACKASS IS WHEN HE WASN'T EVEN PART OF JACKASS FOR LIKE THE FIRST 10 YEARS?
Well Bam, he was actually the one who set up the whole pitch and it wouldn't have happened without him. (plus he's in the first season and has been a producer the whole time) Yeah dude, here's a word from one of our 50 sponsors.
>*ad break*
>Oh I didn't know that!
>WELL I'M AN ALCOHOLIC BECAUSE VILLE VALO WAS!
Am I right in saying, Bam, that Ville Valo has been sober for 7 years now?
>*ad break*
>Yeah, but he drinks one beer every now and then if an old friend shows up in town.....or maybe, someone in Finland told me that once.
>I'M JUST PISSED THAT TREMAIN AND KNOXVILLE WERE HAPPY FOR US TO BE LOADED ALL THE TIME AND NOW THEY'RE BEING ASSES
Okay, I hear you, but that was well over 10 years ago and there was a point where we started getting put in jail for it and it wasn't working for us any more, so we all got sober and stopped doing drugs. *woosh* And a type of drug is smoking. Don't smoke, get this, uh, thing instead. I love this product, yeah dude.
>*ad break*
>LOOK, I'M NEVER GOING TO DRINK AGAIN. I MISSED MY SON BEING 4 YEARS OLD, IT SUCKED, I LEARNED MY LESSON (I REALLY DON'T NEED TO BE IN REHAB ANYMORE)
>*proceeds to fall off the wagon immediately*


Honestly man, what the fuck will it take to make this guy take responsibility for himself? Every single turn he tries to blame someone or something else for the fact he's drinking or mentally ill. It's not the fact he treat his body like shit that he got fat, it's the medication. It's not the fact he was acting like a gross hobo that got him booted from rehab, it was the dumb rules. It's not the fact he got loaded the night before the meeting to get him back on Jackass 4 that ruined his chance, it's that he was late.

It's so fucking depressing. I just want to see him skate again for fucks sake.
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>>111301
hard to listen to homies looking and sounding like john mcafee these days and steves ads are fkn aids.
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Isn't earth rocker an album by Clutch?
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>>111301
The most ridiculous part of that podcast was Bam making fun of his former rehab roommates for blaming others and never taking personal responsibility. Steve-o's face when he was telling those stories was priceless, he was definitely biting his tongue hard.
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Good morning earth rockers
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>>111301
I miss the old Bam. It sucks that he’s thrown his life away. If he could’ve focused on skating and never picked up drinking or drugs, he could’ve still been up there with Tony Hawk like he was in the 2000’s.
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*bends dick to ass*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJT6lEYx7KY
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>>116263
CTE is his biggest issue, though I don't think he has been officially diagnosed with it. CTE combined with addiction is damn near impossible to correct.
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>>116586
What did he mean by this?
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>>116654
Idk if that’s it. Honestly I think it’s years of drugs and alcohol that’s rotted his brain. He’s came out and said he’s done meth, even.
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nigga this thread was made on June 14th 2022, keep earth rocking
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>>111301
Perfect post



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