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In Matt 16: 27-28, Matt. 10:23, Mark 13:26-30, Heb. 1:1-2, 1 John 2:18, 1 Peter 4:7, 1 Thess 4:15-17, 1 Cor 15:51, 1 Cor 7:29-31, James 5:8-9, Rev 1:3-7, & Rev 22:6-20, Jesus predicts his return within lifetime of his contemporaries. It's been 2,000 years, where that nigga at?
Matt 16: 27-28
>"For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works. Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom."

Matt. 10:23
>"But when they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come."

Mark 13:26-30
>"And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory. And then shall he send his angels, and shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from the uttermost part of the earth to the uttermost part of heaven. Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When her branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is near: So ye in like manner, when ye shall see these things come to pass, know that it is nigh, even at the doors. Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done."

Heb. 1:1-2
>"God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets, Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds;"

1 John 2:18
>"Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time."

1 Peter 4:7
>"But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer."
1 Thess 4:15-17
>"For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord."

1 Cor 15:51-52
>"Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed."

1 Cor 7:29-31
>"But this I say, brethren, the time is short: it remaineth, that both they that have wives be as though they had none; And they that weep, as though they wept not; and they that rejoice, as though they rejoiced not; and they that buy, as though they possessed not; And they that use this world, as not abusing it: for the fashion of this world passeth away."

James 5:8-9
>"Be ye also patient; stablish your hearts: for the coming of the Lord draweth nigh. Grudge not one against another, brethren, lest ye be condemned: behold, the judge standeth before the door."
This was fulfilled with the Resurrection, big brain.
Rev 1:3-7
>"Blessed is he who reads and those who hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written in it; for the time is near. John, to the seven churches which are in Asia: Grace to you and peace from Him who is and who was and who is to come, and from the seven Spirits who are before His throne, 5 and from Jesus Christ, the faithful witness, the firstborn from the dead, and the ruler over the kings of the earth. To Him who [a]loved us and washed us from our sins in His own blood, 6 and has made us [b]kings and priests to His God and Father, to Him be glory and dominion forever and ever. Amen. Behold, He is coming with clouds, and every eye will see Him, even they who pierced Him. And all the tribes of the earth will mourn because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Rev 22:6-20
>"And he said unto me, These sayings are faithful and true: and the Lord God of the holy prophets sent his angel to shew unto his servants the things which must shortly be done.

>7 Behold, I come quickly: blessed is he that keepeth the sayings of the prophecy of this book.

>10 And he saith unto me, Seal not the sayings of the prophecy of this book: for the time is at hand.

>20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus."

How so? This:

>""For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works"

...did not occur at the resurrection. Nor did this:

>"And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory. And then shall he send his angels, and shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from the uttermost part of the earth to the uttermost part of heaven."

These are very clearly talking about the events of Revelations.
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The biggest 2 more weeks rickroll ever created
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Why do you assume child birth these days is still conventional child birth?

What if it is actually the resurrection promised just that Jesus raised us up hiddenly in the womb.

So technically we all had a past life and we are currently in the last day while Jesus rules hiddenly and resurrects us hiddenly.

And this will go on until the last day is over or all souls have been resurrected.

Read you own post out loud to yourself
Maybe He got hung up at work and is stuck in traffic?

It is the world's most elaborate mental gymnastics copium ever seen
Pic was very much related. Calling it copium misses the mark
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>2 more millennia

"The Storm" is basically just non-supernatural Revelations
He's very obviously talking about a future date. Are you dyslexic? Do you read often or do you spend most of your time on youtube videos or other social media? Did you fail a grade in gradeschool? Do you often find it difficult to form full sentences?
Some say the dark ages never happened, and we are not in the year we appear to be in. I am not certain, but then again those passages *could have been altered by the hand of Man as well. We do not know, but my Unwavering Faith in God remains whole.
>He's very obviously talking about a future date
where some of his followers are still alive
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This is just contradiction and ad hom
Yo, whats up goys and gals.
We all redpilled and so?
Yeah, truth baby. Best shit ever.

You smoke that Truth joint like a kawasaki sucks oil on a night highway to tokyo.
Anyhow... yolo.

So how can i help? What "appointment" are we talking here, bro?

To mow my lawn. I pay you in Shasta
Ah fuck, you see i was expecting this and i can asure you, i am on it. I will form an answer to your question, good question a good answer. I just want to make sure that the answer is good enough, respectfull enough and full with my truth as you son of god should be.

We cool?
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>Chat GTPA6
>talk like the jesus meme

Get mowing or I downgrade to RC Cola
>he's a bible literalist

Do you believe Jesus was a literal man and that Yahweh literally exists?
Christ is resurrected with each awakening. He IS us. I am he. I am.

>The Storm was the friends we made along the way
I don't really think it matters. If Christianity wants to survive, it needs to be experienced as a living myth, not a record of history.
>"The Storm"
What is that?
Liar. You didn't actually read any of it.

Here is what it says:

But if that wicked servant says to himself, ‘My master is delayed,’
And he begins to beat his fellow servants and to eat and drink with drunkards.
The master of that servant will come on a day he does not expect and at an hour he does not anticipate.
That nigga ain’t real. He ain’t coming to help you, sheeeeeiit
Haven't you read the Koran? It clearly explains this. Jesus didn't actually die, one of his disciples took his place since he was his half brother through Mary and looked very similar. The contemporaries Jesus was speaking to were immortal Djinn.

Stupid dog
Incorrect. Those learned of the Qur'an and the scripture do not lay petty insults.

Now, provide the exact example of what you say. For I have gone through it myself, and heard nothing of the sort. Instead I heard Allah say many times to do things "according to what is reasonable".

I find you to be unreasonable, because your methods to search for truth are to bark and bite in darkness all around you, at anyone in sight.
Is the reprimand against a foolish child an insult? Those who see insult in the admonition of their betters are worse than dogs.
"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of dead men's bones and everything unclean.

Hypocrite. You never read a single word of the scripture either.
>You never read a single word of the scripture either.
Hey, that's not true
I just don't care what the ramblings of that fool Allah say
I am ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
If you stopped screwing around and search for the truth, you would find it.
I'm too busy planning to extinguish Allah and take his place
Allah can't be killed but He can be consumed, I will devour Him and become greater
An unintelligible statement.
Sure you will bud.

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