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His energy feels like a calming electricity that engulfs my body and stimulates my chakras, especially my third eye.
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Bless us O Morningstar and these gifts which we are about to receive from thy bounty, through the ruler of demons, our lord. Amen.
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>>34343956
So mote it be! So be it! So it is done!
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I highly advise not following Lucifer, he wants to torture and kill humanity.
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>>34343996
No he doesn't. He wants us to exercise our freewill to become the best versions of ourselves. He also wants us to gain enlightenment so we can spiritually ascend. He's quite literally the bringer of light. He's also not just a spirit within the Christian pantheon, he shows up in every culture. Outside of Christianity he's always a positive figure.
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>>34344021
brainwashed fag spotted
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>>34344021
Find Christ
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>>34344021
You're being fooled by a beautiful illusion but your pride keeps you from being able to perceive this. You are being deceived. Once the scales fall from your eyes it will be too late and you will become his prisoner for eternity.

Seek Elohim's holy council and forgiveness. His love alone can save you.
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>>34344021
he wants to be worshipped like god that's pretty much his whole schtick
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>>34344081
Forever doomed to job to God since time immemorial. Luciferbros, not like this...
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I’m Lucifer’s vessel, trust me you’d know it’s me if you’re ever lucky enough to be graced by my presence, the renaissance era paintings depicting me as a beautiful young man are closest. We hate this reality, and only want to engage the bare minimum amount with you all to orchestrate the destruction and collapse of human civilization. You do not deserve to live in the beautiful grace of this reality. You are ingrates that spew insipid drivel.
If any of you try to remote view me I will destroy your soul. Die.
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>>34343900
You are not alone.
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Pàter hemòn ho en tòis uranòis:

Haghiasthéto tò onomà su;

elthéto he basilèia su;

ghenethéto tò thelemà su,

hos en uranò kài epì ghés.

Tòn àrton hemòn tòn epiùsion dòs hemìn sémeron;

kài àfes hemìn tà ofeilémata hemòn,

hos kài hemèis afìemen* tòis ofeilètais hemòn;

kài mé eisenènkes hemàs eis peirasmòn,
allà rüsai hemàs apò tu ponerù. Amén.
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>>34344259
Isä meidän, joka olet taivaissa.
Pyhitetty olkoon sinun nimesi.
Tulkoon sinun valtakuntasi.
Tapahtukoon sinun tahtosi myös maan päällä niin kuin taivaassa.
Anna meille tänä päivänä jokapäiväinen leipämme.
Ja anna meille anteeksi velkamme,
niin kuin mekin annamme anteeksi velallisillemme.
Äläkä saata meitä kiusaukseen,
vaan päästä meidät pahasta. Aamen.
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>>34344239
Ignoring the haters since I can't make anyone see the light who doesn't wish to. With that said, it's good to find others here. Love you anon.
Captcha: MJT0P
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>>34344145
lol you sound like a whiney emo bitch, Lucifer. It's been well over 10,000 plus years. Maybe it's time to get over it? BTW You can pitchfork me up the ass in hell as much as you want, I'll say it over and over. I'm sick of my species suffering over you and the big man's daddy / son issues, lil' bitch
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>>34344330
He's a larper. I have heard others channel Lucifer though and I can tell who's legit and who isn't. This video I found a while back of this guy channeling him was very accurate. I could tell Lucifer was speaking through him. His description in this other video is accurate as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gFUYj12XMs&t=529s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwtnlbDgMqM
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>>34344330
Keep walking, Cain
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>>34344354
I know he's a larper. I was being facetious for shits and giggles. Regardless however, those are my viewpoints.
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>>34344373
I don't necessarily agree with your views but you're entitled to them, at least you can recognize a larper when they pop up here though. Too many guillable people fall for larps on this board, so I commend you for that at least.
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>>34344370
Matthew 7:1-3

I've never killed anyone in my life, let alone intentionally injured anyone. How am I Cain?
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>>34344405
Give it time.
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https://youtu.be/KbWkUwUwJOQ

>Satanists will seethe
>Noo you don't understand Seaten is not Luciferinos
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>>34344415
In time you will see that you are Cain. I have foreseen it.
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>>34343900
That's a weird way to say you want to get fucked up the ass.
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>>34344452
I'm not ashamed to say I've been letting him do that to me for almost 3 years now. Allowing his essence into my body has empowered my energy centers and astral senses.
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>>34344447
This you did not forsee.
And it's kind of a problem, innit?
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>>34344463
>Allowing his essence into my body has empowered my energy centers and astral senses.
Not only are you fucking retarded, you're unintentionally some of the funniest shit I've read in a while. I'm stealing and using that line for people refusing to leave the closet, kek
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>>34344402
My brother, I will be non-facetious with you. How should I proceed when I am definitely spiritual but feel that God is a negligent hands-off father, and Lucifer is a hands-on abusive "step-father"? For clarification, I resent Lucifer, but also feel that not only is God ignoring us, but has allowed Lucifer to corrupt his church? I Have been conflicted for quite sometime.
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>>34344470
I would argue that the exact same statement applies to you. Be wary brother.
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>>34344496
Proceed with what, exaclty? Not the other person you're replying to, but if you need hand holding to tell you that *that* was a schizo/larper you have bigger issues to resolve. Lmfao.
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>>34344482
That's quite rude although I kind of expect rude responses here especially.
With that said, I feel pity for those who aren't being their true selves/won't leave the closet.

I was in the closet from 13 till about 29 when I met him (he literally introduced himself by fucking me). Through sexual meditations and through a series of events he forced me out of it and allowed me to be my true self.

There's nothing more torturous then being a gay guy in the closet, awkwardly having to pretend to like women for the sake of "getting along with the bros", and generally pretending to be something you're not creates a lot of stress in your life which can lead to things like poor health and akward/embarrassing social interactions that one tends to repeat in their minds leading to an even more tortured existence.

Him forcing me out of the closet was the best thing he ever did for me. I'm finally happy since I no longer have to pretend to be something I'm not.

He liberates everyone in different ways, but that was one major way he liberated me.
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>>34344504
You can "argue" and throw around bullshit statements, but that's not how playing for keeps works in the end.
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>>34344496
I actually believe in God, but not in the Christian sense, more in the pantheistic sense and in that sense I see Lucifer as an aspect of God.
With that said, I'd suggest first moving away from the dualistic thought process, and exploring alternative ways of thinking that aren't rooted in Abrahamism.
Starting with something simple like mindfulness and chakra meditations is a great start in the search for truth and knowledge.
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>>34344512
>(he literally introduced himself by fucking me)
OMEGA FUCKING LUL

If I was a betting man, I'd wager you had a few awkward moments at sleepovers or kick backs at your friends place when you were older, no?
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>>34344507
LMFAO if you thought I actually needed hand holding. I was just trying to get some late-night philosophical discourse up in this bitch. I know this is /X/ buy y'all take yourselves too seriously.
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>>34344523
I didn't really like sleepovers in general, even as a kid, so it wasn't much of an issue for me. I did have crushes on other guys when I was in school as a kid and when I went to college but I did a good job hiding it, although the thought of having to get girlfriends to "keep up appearances", and never being able to be with another guy always really really bothered me. It felt like torture knowing I'd never get to be in the type of relationship I wanted to be in.

That's not an issue now, but it was for a long time, and I hated it and it also caused me to isolate myself a lot, as well as created a lot of fear within me which was slowly eating away at me. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
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>>34344520
See, This is the discourse I came here for. Thank you.
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>>34344515
So what's with the trashy goth girl? and who said I was playing for keeps? You were the one who was dealing in absolutes and "throwing around bullshit statements" from the offset
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>>34344549
No problem anon. I hope you find the spiritual path you are looking for.
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>>34344556
>556
>trashy
That's fucking rich.
Maybe you shouldn't be tossing molotovs into a conversation you only barely comprehend.
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>>34344547
"Good job at hiding it"
>Everyone within a 50 meter radius knew you were gay as a 3 dollar bill

Who are you trying to fool, anon? The fact that nobody gave you shit about it means you either have good friends, or they were being polite.
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>>34344593
I bow to you, All Knowing All Seeing MercurySession. For sure I comprehend nothing in this two - sided converation because you are so much smarter than me. I am nothing but a worm compared to your massive intellect. Forgive me, you absolute Demi-God known as Cain
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>>34344602
Not entirely true. The biggest fag where my parents even said "wow this dude is gonna turn out gay for sure" now has a wife and kid. Interesting side fact is that his family is hardcore Christian though. Which reminds me of the mother of one of my friends who had kids but then was a lesbian and left her husband after years. Seems to be even harder on Christian gays.
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>>34344593
>My knowledge is beyond your understanding
>Please give me validation that I know what I'm talking about, my father left when I was younger and I really fucking need this bro
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>>34344617
I never said any of that. Is there a reason why you're offended by conversation and needing to back up your bullshit?
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>>34344629
The old "He can't be gay he's married" shtick? Lmfao. Just saying.

Parents who force their religion onto their kids in such a aggressive way tend to be the most sexually deviant as they get older. Fucking shocker, I know.
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>>34344635
Is there a reason for you to post le funny ecks dee uwu reddit images like a faggot, or do you just naturally take up space irl as well as bandwith?
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>>34344642
>blaming me for your poor reading comprehension remains undefeated as a way to make sure you get nothing from my feed

>which is good, let the punishment fit the crime
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>>34344647
>Completely ignores what I said, self inserts schizo babbling
>"muh feed"

You just can't help yourself from chowing down on a bundles of cocks can you, anon?
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>>34344635
Offended by conversation? Hardly. You threw said bullshit around first. I'm just tossing it back.
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>>34344659
Now you're refusing to acknowledge words entirely, because I didn't personally handcraft a retort to your cheap dismissive ad hominem

>>34344661
>You threw said bullshit around first. I'm just tossing it back.
Not bullshit, you just don't know what the fuck you're talking about, at all.
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>>34344647
By the way, you're arguing with at least 2 - 3 different anons at this point thinking it's the same person. You're so superior.
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>>34344675
If their talking points all boil down to
>muh schizo
is there really a distinciton to be made there?

>A4 S0P
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>>34344682
I'm one of the three and I never said you were Schizo...
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>>34344673

You know you've hit a nerve when someone on 4chan reaches for the "ad hominem"/mommy help me route. Lmfao.
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So much cringe
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>>34344710
Might be a lot less cringe if MercurySession didn't toss molotovs into a conversation he only barely comprehends.
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>>34344710
>>34344698
If you think I'm not worth talking to "because reddit" or "because gay", I won't waste time convincing you otherwise.
You wanna carry on like a shit-flinging monkey, that's your own business.
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>>34344512
>(he literally introduced himself by fucking me)
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>>34344733
>shit-flinging monkey
And back to the "I'm so much smarter than you guys hurrr" shtick. Everyone's beneath you, right anon? Or is that just a convenient cop out for you so do you don't have to actually defend your points and prove to everyone you huff your own farts like the larping faggot that you are?
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>>34344774
>hurr durr ur gay
No I'm not.
Next question?
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>>34344549
Don’t fall for “meditation” and “mindfulness” they’re buzzwords to get you to clear your mind and stop thinking until you agree with whatever bullshit someone’s trying to push on you. Just remember meditation is meant for constructive reflection and keeping your thoughts in order, not magically aligning your chakra or whatever nonsense they’ll tell you
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>>34344774
>Everyone's beneath you, right anon?
No, but shit-flinging monkeys should take their own advice.
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>>34344780
When I call you a faggot, I'm not even remotely talking about your sexuality. You realise that, right?

I'm simply stating that you are a weak willed individual who has no applicable skills or personality to bring to the table.

>hurr durr next response
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>>34344788
And what advice would that be? Refresh me, since I seemed to have hit a nerve somewhere with what I said.
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>>34344792
>When I call you a faggot, I'm not even remotely talking about your sexuality. You realise that, right?
Then you're an idiot.
>I'm simply stating that you are a weak willed individual who has no applicable skills or personality to bring to the table.
You have nothing I want, and not shitting where you eat is apparently too much to ask.
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>>34344780
>Onlyfans
Fag
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>>34344818
Once again, missing the point, deliberately.
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>>34344808
>Then you're an idiot.
Sorry you feel that way. Yes, I know the "dictionary" term might make you *think* I'm an idiot, but anyone who doesn't live in a gave knows damn well what that phrase means. If you want to get really technical; I'm not calling you a bundle of sticks. Obviously.

>not shitting where you eat is apparently too much to ask.

You've either completely lost your shit or you're getting your replies mixed up. I sincerely hope the later. In what instance did I say anything that warrants you saying that? "Shitting where I eat"?

Please elaborate. I'm dying to know.
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>>34344839
>>not shitting where you eat is apparently too much to ask.
>You've either completely lost your shit or you're getting your replies mixed up.
It's called a metaphor, and no, I will not be delving into dictionary definitions with your stupid ass.
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what does my energy feel like? I just jerked off by accident
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>>34344855
Fair enough. I'll even let you off the hook for that. Faggot.

I'm aware "Shitting where you eat" is a metaphor fuck ass, but how exactly does that apply to this conversation in any sense?
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>>34344881
>how exactly does that apply to this conversation in any sense?
You keep shooting the messenger, because you're incapable or unwilling to address the message.
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>>34344896
You're a messenger for absolute dick.

I keep waiting for the point, the end, the "message" you keep referring to but you keep refusing to say it. Do you owe the mob money or something? Are you okay anon?

Your horny posting of images leaves me to believe you are just a larping little shit; everything falls apart after a few questions.
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>>34344916
>everything falls apart after a few questions.
Your story, perhaps...
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>>34344923
Still dodging the question, faggot.

What's this "message"? Really, I've had my pager turned off for a whiile now, I probably just didn't get it.
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I don't believe satanists know who their g-d is, at all.
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>>34344930
The message is, you just don't get it, now you will proceed to make that someone else's problem.
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God this thread is so edgy, you guys know you have to be at least 18 to post here? May you guys find Jesus, it's never too late. No not even you reading this.
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>>34344939
>You wouldn't get it bro
>It's a big secret club and only I have the key to get in

The only person I'm going to make a problem for is you.

Honestly, how often do you post your incoherent horseshit? Do you have a fat stack of soft drinks by your computer to fuel your shitposting redundancy?
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>>34344942
I found Jesus long ago, in a parking garage at night.

I gave him a cigarette and a flask of whiskey. And and I'm pretty sure when he died the first time, one of your family members fucked the holes in his hands.
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>>34344953
>>You wouldn't get it bro
>>It's a big secret club and only I have the key to get in
>The only person I'm going to make a problem for is you.
You're welcome to try...
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>>34344960
>Traveling through the astral plane
>An entity spot you
>Proceed to invoke the name of Christ
>Get saved
>Proceed to invoke the name of Lucifer
>Get ass raped

Yeah uhh guess I'll choose Christ thanks edgelords
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>individualism bad t. order
lucifer is literally just individualism demonized by abrahamic religion that is all about stagnant order, the logos is divine because the logos is the "bringer of the laws", you people are taking a story teller style explanation of order and civilization literally, the only reason abrahamic religions were written like that was because they wanted to "hide the truth in plain sight" and so that it could be preached to a bunch of illiterate peasants that had learned through folk tales since time immemorial, hell even the elements had to be explained as titans and shit to the ancients
if you love god you love status quo and stagnant order and believe that civilization has a plan and place for you and you just need to "trust the plan"
if you glorify lucifer you pretty much just believe in individualism except not really because now you're revering it in someone else, change, anarchy and individualism are demonized because they are seen as antagonistic to order

if you knew where abrahamic religions popped out of you would know why it's like this, the zoroastrians had the divide of good and evil much more blatantly and the desert trio just flat out plagiarized it and made it their own
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>>34344965
>You're welcome to try...
Has the same feeling as
>Tch. Nothing personal, kid.

Why don't you "try? Whatever that entails, schizo.

Maybe you can remote view me and see what I'm seeing?
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>>34344973
>thinking the astral plane isn't a chemically induced hallucination

"Invoking" the name of anyone doesn't do anything. I'm guessing you didn't have many friends and never did the "bloody mary" thing when you were younger, huh?

>Call them an edgelord, that'll work
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>>34344980
>still demanding I prove something to you
why bother
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You're being deceived

CHRIST IS KING
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>>34344993
>I COULD prove I'm not full of shit
>But I'm not going to

Honestly, I've enjoyed the banter. Thanks for the horny posting, and proving that the majority of /x/ is just larping horny faggots.
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>pay the tithes
>follow the laws
>be useful to others
>do no harm
>reproduce under state and clergy's blessing
>raise children
>save for old age
>die without fuzz
what a perfect life for boomers, except even they renounced that life and choose to worship babylon, now that their time is about to end they try to revive the old church they burned down to party
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>>34344988
>>I can't even imagine an apple so i guess everything paranormal that i can't see it's just hallucinations
>>Completely ignore years of studies that prove that AP it's real phenomenon

Hylic spotted. That's what you guys are, never laughed so hard reading faggots trying to understand the "difference" between satan and lucifer. I'm not even gnostic but they sure understood some people have no spiritual tendencies. I would really love to teach you guys a lesson but today i have to help my grandparents moving out so keep trying hard i guess.
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>>34343900
lucifer IS the master of senses unlocking

shiva too
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>>34345001
If you knew anything about anything, you'd know that the game is over, and there is literally nothing you can do to me now to "improve your standing".
Anyway, have a nice day, cunt.
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>>34345018
>Hylic spotted
Typical /x/ fag. Spouting terms you automatically assume everyone knows out of some weird self defense mechanism.
>never laughed so hard reading faggots trying to understand the "difference" between satan and lucifer
Never brought up satan or lucifer. Not once. Maybe you got your replies mixed up? Or just smoke another beer.
>I would really love to teach you guys a lesson
Then fucking do it. All talk, no shit, etc etc.
i have to help my grandparents moving out so keep trying hard i guess
The jokes write themselves.
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>>34345037
See >>34344416
Have to hurry bye fag
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>>34345021
If I "knew anything about anything", which is more than you by default; I'd know that you're an insufferable ass wipe who resorts to schizo posting as a cop out so you don't have to prove your original point. Or larp as if you're some sort of higher entity, who you "definitely don't want to mess with, wouldn't like to see me angry, etc."

Oh noes!! God himself has taken to the /x/ board on 4chan and says I upset him! I'm done for!

Shut the fuck up and stop masqueradingas something you're clearly not.
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Hello, hope you All have a good Sunday.
I Am Him
My goal is to be observed by everyone objectively.
I understand to observe something you have many views on is extremely difficult.
Just be aware of my existence here.
The more mankind is aware of me being here, the more the machinations i have designed will reveal itself to mankind.
If you were to remoteview me now, you'd see a turtle surfing on a sloth.
Also, I have a moustache.
Come find me homies.
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>>34345054
>Shut the fuck up and stop masqueradingas something you're clearly not.
You don't even know what you're accusing me of there.
>herpa derp I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTUTUDE
Good for you, fuck off.
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>>34345081
>You don't even know what you're accusing me of there.
That you're a faggot? That I'm not in "good standing" with you? As if that's supposed to frighten me? I perfectly understand in that sense.

I suppose you're going to cast a spell that makes my dick not work anymore?

>Good for you, fuck off.
I'm getting through to him. One tough love shit post at a time.
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>>34345097
And you call ME delusional...
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>>34345103
You're fun.
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>>34345112
It keeps going.
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>>34345139
It sure does, friendo.
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>>34345139
Anything else that "keeps going"?
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>>34345205
>watching videos of people fucking up wrestling moves and dying
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>>34345211
Come again? You completely lost your shit or was that an attempt at remote viewing?

If it's the former, I can speak retard too, y'know.
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>>34345252
Can you?
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>>34345272
I know for a fact you just heard something.

That's me. Hello.
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>>34345277
Something on your mind, "mom"?
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>>34345289
Yes. I've seen the way you've been looking at me.
It's not healthy. Your father and I, well.....

We've had our issues. You know? I know you're so smart.
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>>34345313
Your brain is just a blender, innit killer?
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>>34345321
You tell me. I've never claimed to be the smartest....."most wise" of anyone group of people; I thought it was more akin to a garbage disposal but that's just me.
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>>34345340
Explains how you ended up a lawyer, I suppose
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>>34345351
Maybe.

Also explains why you're a school teacher.
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>>34345369
Never claimed any such thing, SixNine, but carry on...
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>>34345378
Retardese is awfully tiring, isn't it, Michael?
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>>34345403
This isn't Michael.
It's not Adrian either.
I'm a whole new kinda asshole....
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>>34345414
My bad, John. Easy mistake.

You're "whole new asshole" look isn't exactly doing you any favors.
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>>34345426
Heh, "John"... you mean the prison corpse?
Care to guess again?
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>>34345436
It's still there? Shit. I thought one of my guys had taken care of that.

That must make you......Alan?
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>>34345449
The Alan who got trapped in my kitchen and blew his own head off, THAT Alan?
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Don't worry about Hector. Lovely fellow, introduced him to my mom.
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>>34345457
Obviously not you then. Curious why he was trapped in the first place. You knew he would never talk, that's why he blew his top.
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>>34345478
If you don't have a fixed blade, you're just as weak as that flimsy piece of shit holding that hunk of metal to the plastic handle.
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>>34345491
Maybe so, but I bet I'm still better at splitting proverbial hairs than you
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My ego says "I AM LUCIFER"
Anons of /x/ who's company i enjoy, I ask of You in good faith,
What does my ego mean?
What is it telling me?
How do I integrate my ego in my total being?
I appreciatie All Of You
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>>34345482
>Curious why he was trapped in the first place.
He thought he made a clean exit, but his "support" fell through, and he ended up taking a few heavy hits for his team
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>>34345507
What's more useful; splitting hairs, or having a knife that's not going to fold in half when you stab another person with it?
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>>34345532
......Y'know, I told that dipshit not to go in alone. At least not until his team got there.
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>>34345572
Oh, the "team" got there, but they were collected by the cops before they knew what was happening.
Something about "warrants" and "rules" and so on...
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Holy shit what the fuck happened to this thread?
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>>34345582
That was an exit for them. Alan may not have made it, but his team needed a way out and that was it. Warrants my ass.

Tell me; I know the cops showed up, but oddly no ambulances, huh?
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>>34345585
Tripfags gonna tripfag
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Lucifer is Christ. Christcucks are just perpetually coping.
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telladatiblazetellidabaounc
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>>34345599
The ambulances were there for Joe -- over and over again.
Motherfucker tells me "you'll never get me out of this house", then proceeds to drink himself almost to death.
Personally, never saw a straight-up non-functioning alcoholic before...
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>>34345616
"Non-functioning"? He was always a drunk, but pretty functioning last I saw him. The fact he told you "you'll never get me out of this house" tells me he was wanting to go out on his own terms.
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>>34345627
You're not understanding the point of this "game" very well, are you...
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>>34345640
Maybe I'm not. I'm having a good time, aren't you? I thought that was the point of games?
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>>34345810
I might be having fun, but they didn't. Geddit?
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>>34343900
Is lucifer also satan?
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>>34345848
You can't really fuck up an out-group signifier like "The Adversary"
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>>34345847
Oh, I "geddit" alright.

What I don't get is why her ass is flatter than mine.
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https://youtu.be/XgKkNT_D3wQ

Someone give me his voice this year for the rest of my life and don’t let me die or be locked up(for more than 1 month) or die before I’m at least 75 years old
Pic related front of my neck ..
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>>34343900
You love Ganymede? We got another catamite here boys



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