Things We Know>Gorillas are not real animals. They are realistic looking fursuits with actors inside. They use arm crutches and animatronic masks. >The Gorilla is a lie used to "prove" to people that they came from monkeys. >Every gorilla you've ever seen on TV or at the zoo has been an actor in a suit (or these days CGI).>Harambe was a psyop to terminate a rogue unit>Gorillas do not have genitals>Darwinian evolution is a Satanic lie to promote atheism>MSM tells you they're going extinct and urges you to donate which funnels money into the pockets of atheists/antifa>The existence of humans disproves the idea that we evolved from apes/gorillas>They don't move around much because it's very hot in the gorilla suit>Leaked documents from Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle show mechanics, computer scientists, actors on payrollLinks>Dian Fossey was murdered for trying to expose gorillasen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dian_Fosseygroovyhistory.com/the-life-and-mysterious-death-of-dian-fossey>Gorillas can tell human voices apartnews.uga.edu/gorillas-can-tell-human-voices-apart/>Gorillas don’t exist - F. Gardneryoutu.be/t9-eio7tevk>Silverback Gorillas show Human-like expressions and behaviorsyoutu.be/SYJPQGbYB1A>Gorillas Caught Standing Aroundwww.sciencealert.com/here-s-the-science-behind-that-viral-video-of-gorillas-standing-up>Hans Wormhat Youtube>Why dont gorillas throw poop?youtu.be/FdW3F_rwhTU>It's Time Everybody Knew About Gorillasyoutu.be/6E58eWLQQ-M>Why satan Fakes Animalsyoutu.be/CoFDSHyv4fg>Gorillas are humans in suitsyoutu.be/UzEkj1hD_TE>Harambe Psyopyoutu.be/ilcFLLBu6_g
so true and based
>>34340743Are you an american? Just out of curiousity? Might call it pattern recognition if you will.
>>34340765My nationality isn't important. All you need to know is that I'm an independent journalist working to expose Big Monkey
>>34340743Nah, it'd make more sense to kill all the gorillas and apes and shit and say like see they were our ancestors and theyre all fucken extinct. gorillas still existing does the opposite - they DISprove the theory of evolution.
>>34340777Checked>>34340831We don’t know their motives but they’ve tried to explain their existence
>>34340921Why did you convince yourself that Gorillar's aren't real?
bro i havent laughed at a YLYL thread in years, but reading this made me laugh so fucking hard
>>34340955Read the OP. We know they aren’t real but we’re trying to find out why they bother. It’s easy to see they generate a lot of money but I have a feeling it’s something more sinister. Look into Dian Fossey. She was murdered for trying to spill the beans about Big Monkey
>>34341019I read through OP and it's still stupid. I can make any kind of retarded conspiracy up and find enough shit to make it sound "plausible>She was murdered for trying to spill the beans about Big MonkeyAlright, there is no way you aren't trolling.
>>34341043Yes she was murdered under very suspicious circumstances right before her report was to be published. How would you like me to word it?
>>34341118Killed for her life-long cursade against poaching you mean? A short time after the poachers killed her favorite Gorrila, Digit? the journalist Tunku Varadarajan described >Fossey at the end of her life as colorful, controversial, and "a racist alcoholic who regarded her gorillas as better than the African people who lived around them".There is no way you aren't trolling right now.
>>34341192Just like Epstein killed himself, right?This is a cover story. Plain as day. Defamation and everything.>don't look into her death she's just a racist alcoholic nothing to see here.
note the standing pose and lack of penis
>>34341389What's that on it's chest? Looks like it says "OK" as if it passed quality controlTesting a new suit?
>>34341398>no anus>no genitals
>>34341389TFW the Americans have never seen monkeys masturbate at the zoo
>>34341411monkeys are realgorillas are a crude approximation of what the midpoint between a monkey and human would be according to Darwinism, adapted to work as a fursuit designed for humans
>>34341401Neither have the Americans Seen Apes fling turdsWhat a bunch of degenerated muttsDo Research If cows a realI hope I randomly Post something so awful this Thread dies
Hahaha what the fuck.
>>34341437>Neither have the Americans Seen Apes fling turdsyoutu.be/FdW3F_rwhTU
Ive never seen a gorilla maybe op is right>Gorilla hands typed this post. https://youtu.be/5WTgEu5YJmw
>>34341450nobody has seen a gorilla close enough to see what it actually is (a human in a fursuit)they don't even let you in the gorilla pen "for your safety"
>>34341462i seen one once
>>34340743this is the 17th most retarded conspiracy i've ever heard.
>>34340743i take it a christcuck has now just been faced with overwhelming evidence that evolution happened and now needs something, anything to fall back on.>g-gorillas aren't even real tho!
>>34341583Ignorance is a fools intellectualismEveryone’s an armchair primatologist once the facts come out
>>34341594Smelly kike is smelly.
Gorillums ain’t real
>>34340743>Gorillas Aren't Real General
>>34341610>Ignorance is a fools intellectualismone that you've become a master of, no doubt.>>34341619agreed. (that the holocaust wasn't real)and now back to the actual topic ITT: whether gorillas are real or not.turns out they're real, and your last-ditch attempt to deboonk the gorillas has failed. sorry. we know you'll try harder next time.
>>34340743I can't tell who is trolling and who's a legit retard on this godforsaken site anymore.
>>34340777Hans Wormhat?
>>34342030the trolls got that good, and the christcucks got that dumb that it's impossible to tell them apart at this point.
>>34342038This is photoshopped but you can see on the gorilla body that the suit is ill fitting. Notice the lumps around the chest. No real animal would have inconsistent muscle like that
>>34342026>n-no u!I know “gorillas” like you know your unwashed penisRun far away from this thread as you are mentally incapable of participating with us
Sodomy is the only thing that's real.https://youtube.com/shorts/R2ST4PG2GaE?feature=share
>>34342146>Run far away from this thread as you are mentally incapable of participating with usyou're right. you have to be a certain kind of retard to believe this. but i think i'll stay and make fun of you all regardless, thanks. you can leave at anytime when the butthurt becomes too much to bear.
I for one welcome civilized debate for those of you brave enough to challenge our wit and aptitude.
>>34342183>civilized debatewhen you make a post this retarded, such as:>flat earth>christianity is real>the triangles in the TV are trying to get meall civility goes out the window. your first move in this little game of chess was to stick the king and queen in your nostrils, and then proceed to act like it was a legitimate move, and harangue everyone else for not playing pretend with you.so we're no longer playing 'chess' or a 'civilized debate' here. we're now playing 'smack the retard in the pillory around'it is a civic duty to mock the foolish; it gives them chance to change their ways, and also sets an example for the kids as to how they'll be treated when they act like as such.
>>34342287reddit post
>>34342287The seething atheists have arrived
>>34342315fresh out of arguments, i see. this wasn't even a good ignorance propaganda. do better next time, i want to actually have to use my brain in order to debunk these.
>>34342373so is it safe to assume that all christcucks now think gorillas aren't real? i've noticed a sharp drop in the whole "evolution aren't real" threads. i'm thinking you guys finally conceded on that one, and have now moved to a new angle to peddle your jewish book around.
>>34342287man broke out the thesaurus and chatgpt to come up with a rebuttal that completely ignores the premise of the thread
>>34342392Take your meds
>>34342394>rebuttal that completely ignores the premise of the threadnah, i did a relevant rebuttal way up there ^went right over your heads.pay attention.i'm flattered that you think i had to use a thesaurus to type that out. i'm guessing you just learned what 'pillory' and 'harangue' meant today. i'm proud of you for expanding your vocabulary! keep learning a few new words each day, and you'll be on my level before you know it.>>34342401i'll have to take a lot more than meds to get on the level of retardation you all are on.
>>34342473my brother in Christ you are visibly seething in the gorilla thread
>>34342481>brother in Christsorry, i don't participate in evil nor pedophilia.>you are visibly seething in the gorilla threadis that what it looks like to you whenever someone makes a fool of you?
>>34342522>is that what it looks like to you whenever someone makes a fool of you?you've yet to make an argument for the existence of biological gorillas and have resulted to bickering about religion
>>34342570>you've yet to make an argumentwhich posts are mine? >and have resulted to bickering about religionthis thread literally started about religion, dipshit. look in the OP. >Darwinian evolution is a Satanic lie to promote atheismso when you see something like this, it's easy to just get all the bullshit out of the way and go directly to the source, which is: christcucks/kikes are desperate to peddle their religion on to people who aren't buying their other bullshit. oh and by the way, you're going back to mexico sooner than you think.
>>34340743An hero, christcuck.
>>34342608your drivel is incoherent and you are a pseudointellectual for assuming the opposite of atheism is inherently Christianity
>>34342673>for assuming the opposite of atheism is inherently Christianityyou didn't read the OP, did you?>Darwinian evolution is a Satanic lie to promote atheismi wasn't going by the word "atheism" to assume this is a christcuck thread. i was going by the word "satanic" or are you trying to say this isn't a christcuck thread? what are you?>your drivel is incoherenti would imagine it sounds that way when you're too dumb to comprehend what i'm saying. just like fluent english is likely 'drivel' to a dog.hope you're all packed up, kiddo.
>>34342703Satan exists in all Abrahamic religions
>>34342608why are you talking about mexicoyou are afraid of the implications of this thread so you decide to slide it with geopolitics and religion
>>34342722And yet gorillas exist in none.
>>34342722oh, so is this a jewish thread?are we combatting gorilla deception to save the jews? or perhaps muslim? did allah tell you to make a monkey thread?i'm not so sure why you're embarrassed about this being a christcuck thread to the point where you're saying >w-well, it could be another abrahamic religion, y'know...you know damn well it's a christcuck thread.so i'll ask again, what are you? why are you afraid to tell me you're a christcuck?
>>34342766why are you afraid to admit gorillas aren't real?surely you're paid to be here or else you wouldn't be spending your saturday night derailing the thread
>>34340743Gorillas are real, though.
>>34342793prove it
>>34342731>why are you talking about mexicobecause anyone with a low enough iq to actually believe christcuckianity is clearly non-white. and they tend to try to shill christcuckianity for a number of reasons:>It pacifies whites>they think they can establish camaraderie with white people through religion, and therefore not get deportedwhich is why i remind all christcucks that they're going back to mexico. just so they're aware their tactics aren't working.>you are afraid of the implications of this thread so you decide to slide it with geopolitics and religionyes. I'm agent #08091, branch CF-1, codename "Markiplier" it has come to my attention that, despite our best efforts, you have figured out that the gorillas aren't real. we're afraid that this will cause too many people to instantly believe in christ, which is bad for us because you'll all join together and do jazzhands at us and we have to go back under the surface of the world. so now it's come down to me and only me. i've been sent to mock this thread, in the hopes that it causes a bandwagon effect that gets other people to mock it instead of actually looking it up. but you've found me out! oh no, all 1000 people that are clearly engaged in this thread have now gone to christ. damn hillary and satan are gonna be so upset with me.
>>34342834you've written 6 paragraphsnot one of them about gorillas
>>34342781>why are you afraid to admit gorillas aren't real?because i would be disrespecting the last ounce of common sense i have to my name.>surely you're paid to be here or else you wouldn't be spending your saturday night derailing the threadsurely you're paid to be here or else you wouldn't be spending your saturday night pushing ignorance propaganda.
>>34342834It's never too late to repent
>>34342850which posts are mine?i asked you this a little while ago and you didn't answer. the reason i ask you is because i did indeed address that way back up there but you or the other pablo didn't like my answer.
>>34342860actually, it does become too late once one realizes the truth. it's just like how there's nothing you can ever say to make me think 2+2=5. so it's not necessarily too late for ME, but rather too late for the kikes. in other words, i didn't fall for their shit and you can't pull the same trick twice.
>>34342834
>>34342888checkedglowrillas BTFO
>>34342888yes, i've stated that three (3) different times now that i'm a federal agent.what's your point?
>>34342793are these 'gorillas' in the room with you right now?
>>34342885
>>34342911gee, and here i thought you were out of arguments a good 10 posts ago. you never fail to disappoint.oh and buddy, make sure you're not the one with an armful of jew juice before you go accusing others of loving the science. judging by your overall low-iq, i'm almost certain you took it. likely boosted too.
I don't know whether gorillas are real or not, but giraffes sure as fuck aren't. >so, the trees giraffes liked to eat just kept getting taller, so their necks had to keep stretching to keep up with the growth of the trees. also they are related to cows or something, lmaoBullshit. The slightest wrong movement would break a neck that long, i'm 100% certain giraffes are a psyops
>>34343063nah, they're real. got sucked off by one at the zoo when i was 6.i very well know the difference between an organic and mechanical tongue.
No.34342834LOL who cares LOL.I am the real satanyaza. kid.saturn is a larper. that one is the 666chonos is grumpy she/he'll get over it. i'll give him a back rub on the astral and he/she'll forget it.Azazel might be a psychopath but he/she is not unreasonable.some times sweet. you don't know azazel like i do.it will be okay.btw pray for repentance to lucfier and i or enlil will answer you.mostly enlil.don't worry about anything we are not unreasonable.enlil and i are half sou each we are actcually the same soul.don't sweet it.just pray anon. okay tonight.do so now.idk and don't care about your faith.just do it.i'll have a chat later. Azazel is a faggot anyway. tell him belial will give that back rub.hillary won't though. i suppose you would have to watch out for that old reptile.lol she's still cute though lel.anyway just be quite and lay low anon.pretend this never happened and we never talked.LOL
If gorillas aren't real then why are they so heckin cute and valid?
>>34343063>The slightest wrong movement would break a neck that longhttps://youtu.be/KQLPL1qRhn8
>>34344127>only the giraffe falls down when he strikes you
>>34344068>idk and don't care about your faith.>just do it.>we are not unreasonable.a lot to unwrap here.but i'll have to pass. azazel, lucifer, & etc are all part of the yhwh cult. i'm not jewish, so 1. your magic won't work for me and2. i already know you and your reptile daddy yhwh wish to cause me harmdid you guys not listen to your own prophecy or something? why do you continue along, full well knowing the aryans will be victorious?
>>34340831Why do you want the gorillas extinct? How does live gorillas or the existence of them disprove the theory of evolution? Never understood that claim... it's very idiotic. It's just stated but never explained.
>>34341019>Dian FosseyI hear so many conspiracies about famous scientist. It's like the old claim that Carl Sagan was murdered because he was about to spill the beans on space exploration.It's interesting how conspiracies are peddled they add the adjective 'big' to make woo phrase to woo the sheep.There are shit making claim gorillas is not real, they're just claim. Not one shred of evidence to back them up. They think repeating something again & again will magically make it true. Dr. Paul Joseph Goebbels one said repeat a like often enough, it becomes the truth. No need of evidence, just repeat.
>>34341118She was murdered because of her opposition to poaching. Which you conveniently left out to woo your flock of sheep I suppose?
>>34344273>How does live gorillas or the existence of them disprove the theory of evolution?it doesn't. some of the kids in here are just bored. but there's a handful of christcucks that actually believe this shit. basically they'll say whatever pops into their head first as a means of debunking evolution and protecting their fragile little religion.
monke thread
>>34341401covered in thick fur?
>>34340743if gorillas are not real, then how come you exist, OP?
>>34344459There is not a single image of a gorilla penis
>>34340743How do I get a job as a gorilla actor at my local zoo? Their enclosure looks really comfy and spending 10hrs a day just fucking aorund in there sounds like a sweet gig.
>>34345133you have to sell your soul to the lawyers just to audition and even then it's likely you'll get wacked if you even think about violating your NDA
>>34340743>>The existence of humans disproves the idea that we evolved from apes/gorillasExpect conformists act and think like chimps.
>>34344994erect gorilla dick is only 3-6 cm long. It's not that there dick is unusually small but that humans have the greatest dick to body mass ratio among all primates.
>>34345376
>>34345377>>34345376good findssaved
>>34345377
>>34345382>>34345380
>>34345387
>>34345394
>>34340743you assholeyou know very wellif i google "gorilla vagina"its gonna be a bad time
>>34345479go ahead, try itthere is nothingbecause it doesn't exist
>>34345387the elites tried very hard to remove this image from the internet
>>34346368its so obvious when they forget to put their contact lenses inthis looks like a 1980s model too
>>34340743Okay OP, what's next, birds aren't real either? This is great.
>>34341437trolled epic style
>>34346447that's a topic for another dayflightless birds are definitely real and maybe even a few flying species are too but the vast majority are biomimicry surveillance drones especially pigeons
>>34341462They don’t let you in any of the pens at the zoo what the fuck are you talking about?
>>34346630they don't let you play with the gorillas like they do with other animals
>>34346637This is actually a good point the only animal you aren’t allowed to get close to is the gorrila even though they’re sleeping half the time
>>34346626probably not all pigeons but def some
>>34340757>Hans wormhatOh no no no hahahhahahahahahahahhahaha you can't be that stupid
>>34347604Just because he doesn’t have a formal education doesn’t mean he doesn’t raise good points
>>34345891Rothschilds are deep in Big Monkey
Ha ha time to kill another GAF thread! These threads always peter out and die after I post this. It never gets (You)s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35zy8XTdkkE
I thought convincing ape suits weren't possible? Doesn't this disprove the bigfoot video?Who would win in a fight, gorilla deniers or sasquatch believers?
Media alludes to the secret by using red vs blue programming when it comes to apes vs lizards. The actors behind apes aren't humans at all, but reptilians who get off to fucking with our sense of reality. They cosplay as gorillas using advanced fursuits.
>>34348826Interesting theoryKong vs Godzilla could have been made just to nuke search engines from ever allowing people to research the truth
>>34348986Humans are too volatile. The controllers work in symbolism. In countless media they pair reptiles and apes. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PrimateVersusReptileAnytime something is "versus" something it's code for them being the same organization, hence the coded symbolism that gorillas are reptiles.
>>34340743>>Dian Fossey was murdered for trying to expose gorillasRead the sources you posted and she was killed trying to prevent poaching after her favourite gorilla digit was poached and killed..nothing here about exposing the fake gorilla agenda...???
>>34341389He’s a grower, not a shower.
>>34349029Wow... so much bullshit. The shit people concoct on the go. Looking for something to scare yourselves to bed? Encoded symbolism that gorillas are reptiles... Pair apes, a mammal with reptiles? How do you people come of we such fetid piles of crap? Alcohol? Touched in the head in a funny way?I wonder what triggered you people to invent conspiracies about apes?
>>34340743Gorilla are real. People are fake.
>>34349559>pic related big if true
>>34346626This, but they look like regular pigeons.
>>34349513Spoken like a reptilian caught in the headlights.
>>34340743chcekd
>>34346637So are you going to say that the zoo allow people inside the pens of lions, tigers, & bear... oh my?Are you that much of a dumb sheep?
>>34347381So, the zoo allow people to enter the pens & play with African elephants, lions, leopards, & tigers?
>>34340743>>34349593>>34349618The amount of glowies/reptilians trying to disprove the theory is giving me an idea.
>>34348261He doesn't have a formal education, & obviously never visited a zoo. So the guy you're defending is making stupid point. Incredibly stupid points. People that don't know shit spout shit thinking they are "good" points.They never allow people in pens, probably in poor-piss zoo in the 3rd world country more then willing to expose stupid tourist into danger. But the norm, no one are allowed in the pens.They may & do have a petting zoo for children. But usually they have little goats, some fawns, maybe pony for tots to ride on. Not powerful & dangerous animals like gorillas, tigers, bears, you know. Animals that can tear you to peace in a snap.
>>34349649Agree completely. I'm getting a lot of hate for pointing out the connection.
>>34349513>GORILLAS ARE REAL BECAUSE... THEY JUST ARE OKAY?!
>>34340743>Well poisoningAsk your glowie handlers what they're trying to distract us from
>>34341401I can't believe they made such a simple oversight.They've taken us for absolute fools.
>>34349646those are dangerous animals retardof course they wont let you play with them
>>34349976they really do continue to spit in our faces with their audacity
>>34340743Wat the fuck is gorillas?
>>34349999checked
>>34349994people/reptiles in fur suits
>>34349980You do realize that the original poster inferred people are allowed into the pens of other animals, right. Poster is essentially is expressing zoos do allow people to play with these dangerous animal. Gorillas & apes are regarded as dangerous animals too, & can rip your face of with their hands.
>>34340743>funnels money into the pockets of atheistsWhere the fuck is my cut?
>>34340743I once saw a gorilla at the zoo shit in his hand and then eat it. Now that is one dedicated actor.
>>34350384hhahahahahhaha
>>34350384they probably keep a food reservoir in the suit and dispense it into their hand to eat it
>>34341043Oh come on, of course he's trolling, but you don't need to be a spoil sport. This is a fun thread. Op, tell us more about Big Monkey and how evolution is a wild conspiracy perpetrated by [[[them]]] to make us think that we aren't actually who we think we are. It's fascinating behavior.
>>34350433I'm clearly not trolling as I've done a lot of research on thisAt the very least Big Monkey is a way for the elites to make a mockery of us by inventing such an absurd animal but it's gotten out of hand with "primatologists" calling for donations to prevent their extinction, which is yet another way to funnel money into Darwinian organizations which serve to erase history and religion so they can pave they way for the WEF and the New World Order to take over. Without religion and hope we are powerless against them which is why we need to expose Big Monkey.
>>34350475this actually makes sense
>>34340743>but dad i don't wanna join the family tradition of becoming a gorilla actor!>*dad kills his son like an gorilla because he is so committed to the role*
>>34342287I bet you smell absolutely rancid.
Bumping a rare fun thread
This looks real.https://youtu.be/tz0avWZoqjg?t=73or maybe not1:13 to 1:14 cgi morphing head
>>34349559>ywn have the power to bully glowies into making a custom gorilla channel just for youfeelsbadman
>>34343063actually giraffes are full of DMT (or , it might just be their liver and bone marrow?) bc their primary diet is mostly acacia leaves; I can't remember the details but I read once about some tribe who has a tradition of hunting giraffes then eating it together with the whole tribe in a big feast then all tripping nuts togetherand I meanif there's gonna be Any land mammal that's full of DMT, I can't think of s better candidate than a giraffe like Jesus Christ just look at it
>>34353143jamie pull that up
>>34353143>>34353190Joe Rogan: Welcome to the show Dr. Giraffe. I recently heard. Apparently, there's this tribe in Africa that goes hunting for giraffes because they believe it's going to get them DMT. Yeah, you heard me right. DMT from a freaking giraffe. Jamie pull that up.Dr. Giraffe: Uh, yes, Joe. The Masai tribe in Kenya and Tanzania has a tradition of hunting giraffes and consuming their meat to access DMT.Joe Rogan: Dude, that's insane. How do they even do it? They jump around and chant to disorient the giraffe? What kind of sorcery is that? Jamie pull that up.Dr. Giraffe: Well, it's a technique called the "jumping dance," and it's a traditional method the Masai have been using for centuries.Joe Rogan: That's wild. I mean, I get that they respect the giraffe and all, but isn't it kinda messed up to kill such a majestic animal just for some DMT? What are the ethical implications here?Dr. Giraffe: The Masai view the giraffe as a sacred animal and believe that hunting and consuming it is a way of honoring it.Joe Rogan: But can you imagine the effects of consuming DMT from giraffe meat? It's gotta be out of this world. Like, you're gonna be seeing some crazy stuff. Fucking. Insane.Dr. Giraffe: Yes, the effects are similar to those of other DMT-containing plants like ayahuasca. The Masai believe that it allows them to communicate with the spiritual realm and gain insight.Joe Rogan: Man, that's some next-level stuff right there. Have you ever tried giraffe meat? I bet it's like elk meat.Dr. Jane Smith: No, I haven't. The Masai don't typically share their practices with outsiders.Joe Rogan: Damn, that's too bad. I would've loved to try it. But hey, it's important to respect their culture and traditions, you know? You wanna wrap this up? Anyways, thanks for coming on the show and sharing this mind-blowing story with us.
>>34342635lmao. Not really fair on the gorillas.
>>34353335G. O'Rilla was the inventor of the fur suit
Bump,More people need to see the truth
>>34353499>irish>inventing somethinghmmm
>>34353837The first versions were very crude, mostly just full sheep skins wrapped around the body, but the Rothschilds bought the patent and refined it into modern day gorillas
>>34354168ah right ok
As absurd as this thread is, I can imagine a schizo here believing it. It's a good exercise to look at it from the POV of a schizo and then look at other conspiracy theories like it. If this theory sounds slightly convincing even though you already know it's absurd, then imagine those other topics you are not as casually familiar with. Don't be fooled /x/
>>34354283You glow as bright as the northern star
>>34340743>>34346626profound mental retardation
>>34355499you're just afraid that we're right
>>34354283>this thread is absurd move along nothing to see here
>>34354364>>34356027i already told you at least 4 time ITT that i was an agent. what's your point?
>>34356053>Uuuuhm just b... because you are an Agent your o.. opinion isn't valid!!! W... why? B... because i said so!
>>34355761No, just dumbfounded you could be this wrong.
>>34356601prove to me gorillas are realshow me a gorillas genitals
>>34356601tick tock glowie
>>34342287Lmao everyone check it outNPC hivemind think on display here>anyone who thinks differently should be exiled and ganged up onyou limit your perspective and that hinders growth
>>34357623too much MSM will turn the NPCs hostile
>>34340743I love schizo theories like this
>>34357781you know when the glowies are here that we're on to something
>>34340743Glowies testing their deepfake algorithm.
>>34358554turning african americans into gorillas with cgi?
>>34345387I'm surprised people are still not convinced after this image has surfaced.My uncle use to work in "conservation" had a large amount of high quality animal costumes too. I'm pretty sure it not just gorillas that aren't real.
OP you're almost there. The REAL fake animal is Zebras. Think about this >you can only see zebras at the zoo>in "nature documentaries" you can't really see their surroundings since everything is filmed on a sound stage>No other horse or horse relative has stripes, let alone as comical as the Zebra>used for the great African poaching hoax along with other "real" animals like the Rhino and Elephant (those are animatronics at the zoo, not simply a white mule with black stripes painted on like the Zebra)
>>34359912Nice pivotNot falling for it
>>34356092An opinion paid for by my tax dollars is worth two in the Bush
>>34360841Bush is a gorilla denier too
>>34340743>The existence of humans disproves the idea that we evolved from apes/gorillas
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>>34354283There will always be a dumb American to believe/doubt the most inconsequential shit>>34354364>>34356027Good arguments, John Smith. Go to the zoo or a fucking safari. Leave your basement
>>34340743Who is paying the thousands of Gorilla actors in zoos around the world and how do I get that job?Serious question, I'm already a lay-about NEET so I got the qualifications. There has to be an employment agency that deals with fake animal actors right? Obviously these are low paying jobs so someone like me would be perfect for the role.
>>34345387I'm serious about wanting this job. Obviously actual animal conversationalists and zookeepers aren't the ones who lay about in an enclosure all day, they have actual high skilled work to do, even if they're in on it.This could only work if low paid humans are the ones in the suits. Hook a nigga up, sounds like a better gig than UberEats.
>>34364892>go to the zoo and watch humans in costume sit for 22 hours a dayno thanks>>34364959see>>34345177
>>34364981Yeah I read I'd have to sell my soul. I'm a bit confused though, does this job pay well or not? I could sell my soul doing easier jobs for decent money, UberEats is basically the same thing.Does it pay more than UberEats? I make 50k USD.There are thousands of people employed to be Gorilla actors right?
>>34364981Also how does it work in 3rd world countries? The training must be pretty good for every zoo to have proficient actors regardless being American or Ugandan so the administration would be above national level glowie type shit. Are the 3rd world gorilla actors making more than the zookeepers?
>>34364981Also gorilla actors for filming purposes (BBC, PBS etc.) are paid WAY more than zoo actors right? Like Koko the sign language gorilla must have been raking in at least 6 figures for all that work, how do I get into those sort of roles?
>>34365021Koko was a big phonyhttps://bigthink.com/life/ape-sign-language/
>>34365032I know Koko didn't actually speak real sign language, but the garbled half almost coherent gibberish sign language would be HARDER to pull off as an actor than real sign language. If Koko was a human actor then they were a very very good actor. Were they paid directly by the zoo or some other entity?
>>34364995Do you actually make 50k USD on uber eats? Are you doing that shit like non-stop wtf
>>34365065Usually one week off one week on. NEET half the time work half the time. Important to note I live in Australia so even a 5km delivery pays at least $10.
So this gorilla shit is a joke right? Who is paying these actors cause I want in.
>>34365065More importantly it's tips that make the bank, Aussies don't tip very often but when they do they'll drop like $20-100 without even thinking about it. There are some seriously rich cunts over here and they are less jewish with their spending habits than Americans are.
>>34364981Are there any believers left in this thread or did they all leave? Can you answer some of my questions if you're still here? Why do you believe all gorillas are actors if you can't say who is employing them besides literally Lucifer?
>>34364981Are you OP? How many anons out of 74 believe gorillas are human actors? I'm open to the idea but it's looking like it was just OP replying to everyone and no one else bought it.
>>34340743bruhhhhh
>>34340743>>The Gorilla is a lie used to "prove" to people that they came from monkeys.Humans don't even come from monkeys according to mainstream evolution theory, we share a common ancestor in astrolopithecus.
>>34365201Where does all that tuition money and government funding go? They built some buildings and have some people just talk in them. You think it costs that much? No they use it to fuel their propaganda machine. >zooAnimatronics on 36 hour modular loops
>>34341426>gorillas are a crude approximation of what the midpoint between a monkey and human would be according to DarwinismThey're not. Humans come from great apes like neanderthals and homo erectus, who in turn came from astrolopithecus who in turn came from rat like sloth looking creatures. Gorillas and monkeys also come from astrolopithecus, the line splits there into two different paths but we do not have any gorilla or monkey ancestors.
Op, can I have your permission to repost this on /pol/? I think they would also get a kick out of this, they deserve to know the truth.
>>34367182>asks for permission to copy a threadwe're reaching new lows.
>>34341619this is the precise moment the holohoax grift ended
>>34367188Either the bait is getting this good or it’s truly Reddit 2.0
>>34367182You have the permission to suck the shit from my asshole
>>34340743You can clearly see 4 gorillas in that photo OP
>>34341401If u spent ur time researching shit instead of being a retard, you would know gorillas have micropenises.
>>34350475>erase history and religionI hope with all my heart that they succeed in erasing religion, it's about time for people to stop believing in made up bullshit.
>>34368187> made up bullshitLike democracy?>>34368124Show me
>>34368124>it’s there it’s just tiny you can’t see it but it’s there bro trust me it’s just really small bro
>>34367161Wait are all zoo animals fake or just the gorillas? Is it actors or animatronics?>Where does all that tuition money and government funding go? They built some buildings and have some people just talk in them. You think it costs that much?How much do you think it costs to build a new science lab for premed students at a big ivy league school?
>>34349690im from Argentina and when I was in kinder we had a zoo visit. I mounted an elephant (with a tamer\driver of course, but still...absolute madman times haha) and a couple of moms were allowed into a literal lion's cage -with the lions there- to take photosLooking back, getting in a jail with lions was Darwin Award bullshit
>>34368124Why would anyone research gorilla penises? Freak.
>>34368213How is democracy made-up? It can exist. A scenario: me and the homies are debating over what we should order from Uber eats, McDonald's or taco bell. So we put it to a vote and McDonald's wins. Bam, democracy.
>>34368374Literally the best way and the fact people are against it baffles me.....like what, u dont want everybody to have a voice?
>>34341389Are you fucking retarded? the penis is literally IN THE RED DOT, ARE YOU BLIND?
>>34341395That's the sunlight u retard
>>34340743If gorrilLas are people in suits, how the fuck do u explain gorilla babies?
>>34368586There are no valid critiques against democracy, it's just edgy incels whining. Anything bad that can be said about democracy can be thrown back at anyone who unironically supports one person rule. >The masses are stupid hurr dude what if they make bad decisionsOk well why is one person being in charge any likely to make better decisionsThey only have critiques, no real suggestions of their own
>>34368884democracy is all well and fine, as long as you admit that the current party-based political system is decidedly NOT democracy and is in fact just disguised tribalism, and that genuine democracy is not in practice as a governmental system anywhere in the world. Anybody who is a real supporter of democracy (democracy of the people, for the people) needs to read Gadaffi's Green Book, it is hands down the best refutation of the modern mockery we call democracy.
I see 4 gorillas
>>34340743sus
>>34368660same as fake human babiesadolescents gorillas are child actors but they're being phased out due to child labour lawsbeing replaced with the next gen animatronics
>>34341594There's literally zero evidence that evolution is even possible, let alone happened. It's so fucking moronic it's mind numbing that people just assume it's the case and everything is based on it. It's completely satanic. You don't need to disbelieve in apes to recognize this.
>>34340743better than most christcuck threads
>>34372449True true
>>34340743ok so basicly
>>34340743>an actor in a suit>at the zooClearly you've never been that close to a gorilla.
>>34374123No no you see they are just VERY good actors. Zoos are paying them Hollywood level wages.
