Train people deemed worthy in the art of super powers

>>34335679
Starting a cult, i leave hints of my power around maybe online, people send me offerings and I will do things for them. Easy money or food idc

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No thanks demon. I've already maxed out my defense because I didn't want to get hurt.
Thank you God

>>34335698
I can sense the holes in your vibes.

your spirit is weak.

Solve crime. Help people. Depends on the nature of the super power.

>>34335679
>Whats first thing you do ?
Find true love. All I want on this planet is genuine love.

Think of what to do with my new powers. Can’t come up with anything. Then watch YouTube and browse 4chan.

Depends on the type of powers

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>>34335698

>>34335685
Failed

>>34335689
Potential
>>34335698
Definitely will have super powers now
>>34335709
Fag
>>34335712
Your super power will erase your existence
>>34335713
Most normal amasser so 1 point for you
>>34335719
We got smart alek here

>>34335764
>Your super power will erase your existence
Well I guess that is better than not having love.

>>34335764
Based power granter

>>34335679
Go wherever I want

Nothing

>>34335685
this plus the solve crime thing but u prob gotta be freelance.

a cult could be fun too idk they usually go south tho

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>>34335679
Probably spend the day thinking how can I make money and with luck build a source of income or even start a business with my super powers.

>>34335679
honestly? i know the right answer is "help strangers and stop crimes" but in all honestly im just going to use it to hook up my friends, co-workers and family, my friend is poor? give him the stock market futures
my brother is weak? make him above average in strength
my co-worker always has issues just talking to people, make him charming
for myself?
change my body/appearance to look and do the things i want it to (not trans just stronger, faster, unfuck my vision,)
make a few perfect investments
get atleast a bachelors level of information on various fields
etc etc
stuff that will definitely be a edge but not something that will make it so i dont have to ever grind or work again

>>34335679
Crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.

>>34335792
Your power will be being able to speak any language and adapt to any circumstances. >>34335829
Your power will be being a good desk jocky and excel at excel sheets
>>34335830
>loves poor but wants to help rich

>>34335679
Enable Immortality/Godmode, Shapeshift, then open a portal going anywhere and get the fuck out of Dodge.

>>34335679
i dont want your dumb powers, faggot
if i got powers id used them to rape you to death

>>34335707
>I personally don't like the way you answered
>I'll make it seem like you are spiritually deficient
/x/

>>34335679
sleep in and not realize, as it's the weekend

>>34335679
Someone name a power to theorize about

Well I'd said powers would enable me to do so, I'd slaughter the elites and gobohomo shits and install something akin to Plato's republic in the US and start the serious Rome 2.0
Also I'd make the holocaust a reality and not a lie to make the goys feel guilty.

>>34335679
Win the lottery

>>34335679
probably eat breakfast LOL

Quit job, go to humble mountain shack to learn.

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>>34335679
Become a reckoning for the world

Force people to come together to defeat me and unite the world through their sheer terror of my powers

It's basically That Time I Got Superpowers So I Decided To Become A Demon Lord To Unite The World Cause I Secretly Want World Unity So We Can Achieve Interstellar Travel

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Firstly I use them to secure enough money for a family home. Then I begin hunting down civil servants, lawyers, politicians and doctors who pushed the vaxx in minecraft

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>>34335679
make a wizard tower and make cool lightning storms and other whimsical things with my mystical powers

>>34335679
Well since I don't wake up til the afternoon can I get them when I wake up?

I would do whatever the super power allowed me to do. I really don't know what type of answer you're looking for, but I would def use my powers to help my family and friends. In all honesty though I will take a healthy body with no disease and suffering over a super power. I just wanna be able to eat the foods I use to eat again without worrying about my left ear ringing.

Please if any entity is listening just grant me a healthy body with no afflictions.

>>34335679
I'd hope it's something like healing or shapeshifting so I can stop being physically and mentally handicapped. Shit sucks.

>>34335679
Probably just go hiking like I planned to anyway

>>34335679
Kidnap Ghislane Maxwell and torture her until she tells me all she knows then you could guess what I’d do next with that information

>>34335679
Loop the scene in Spider-Man where they mention how you have to use them responsibly. This way I help instill that key bit of information as a foundation for my newfound gift(s). I’d say a day of looping would be enough. Probably listen to it while sleeping that night and then wake up 24 hours later to practice it out.

Put on a penis costume and fly around in the air.

Figure out how to use it to make things better. Depends on the power though. Like, are we talking about invisibility? Laser eyes? Some powers are more useful than others here.

If I get something that I can only really use to make my life better, I'll be a bit disappointed. If I get something that'll allow me to change a bunch of peoples lives, that'd be cool.

if my powers let me do so safely I’d go live in the ocean. I’d want powers that let me live an aquatic life

>>34336632
Looking over the thread, it seems like the vibe here is "assume you had the power you wanted, what do." Feels like you could have phrased it that way to begin with.

I use my power to go back in time and live a better life then, using my own improved resources to improve the lives of others. Hope that I'm the 1 in 1,000,000 rich people that can fit through the eye of a needle.

>>34335679
I'd love outside of society. As a powerful being I would either be deified or vilified. Neither would be worth the time or turmoil and I'd simply cast myself out before I could be placed under expectations

>>34335679
Help random people.

>>34335679
Find a way to monetize it legally. Typical crime and robbing banks would not make nearly enough.

>>34335679
Brush my teeth and eat my breakfast

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>>34335679
i wake up with the power of invisibility and i sneak into the nearest veterinarian practice to steal a bottle of nembutal. i get a peaceful end and society gets rid of one more useless eater.

>>34335679
just live normally and avoid drawing attention, same as if i won the lottery

>>34335679
ya likely eat something im all about breakfast

I would help my friend that's obviously suffering from mental illness at this point. I've been thinking about it a lot lately and I don't really know what to do

>First thing you do
Go back to sleep.
I like to min max so I’d probably test limits and see if I can find any emergent ability hidden within it.

Just start fucking shit up in a way I think is funny, not directly harming people but shit like rearranging interstate highways, messing with the weather, moving a country to a different region of the world, I'd come up with more ideas as I went along

this is assuming I get like reality rewriting powers if it's just super strength, speed, etc idk then it'd be like moving all the cars at one make's dealership to the lot at a rival make's and vice versa

>>34335679
I go play with them

>>34335707
everyone has seen OPs holes

>>34335679
Be able to look at any object and know exactly how it works

Rolling for invisibility so I can pretend to be a ghost and fuck girls that are into occult shit and think I'm an incubus but really I'm just a pervert. I'd also steal and unfathomable amount of basically everything. Food, money, drugs, secret stuff in people's houses, rearrange furniture in the white house, piss on the CIA directors desk while going OoooOOoOOoooOooOoOo

>>34335679
delete this board.

>>34336928
this, unironically you read my mind.

>>34335679
Use it to subtly improve my own life or inconvenience people I dislike

>>34336955
Get intangibility and flight too so they can’t just shoot you.

>>34335679
Drink glass of water and have a pee

>>34336967
Or both desu. Superspeed or time control would be nice.

I would like the ability to control the configuration of energy in a space of arbitrarily large volume around me. I should be able to ward the blast of a nuclear bomb easily and at will within this space using nothing but conscious intention. I would also like to have perfect knowledge of any substance or material I come across and be able to reproduce it instantly by converting matter from any source. I would alter the distribution of matter on Earth to be more convenient for human access. Also, I would promptly eliminate everyone with opportunity or motive to stop me.

>>34335719
Yeah, powers will dictate actions heavily. Can't be a super hero if I get power to instant kill, can't be super villain if I get power to instantly cure/heal, can't be a master thief if I get power of sonic boom, etc.

If I got to choose, then a type of phase shifting is always really powerful in clever hands, and I consider myself a clever creature.
But if I got to hand craft a power, then I'd want the power to negate any 1 thing, but I could also use it abstractly. Can anyone else think of how OP that application could be?

>>34335679
Grant myself any wish at any time with no harm to me directly or indirectly

>>34336955
It's good to know I'm not alone in greatness. Our time will come, bear your woes with grace until then

>>34335679
Id create a philosophical guide for unlocking similar power. But in order to unlock it they got a reach a certain level of awareness. Release a couple of videos to make people believe its attainable, like randoms around the world being able to use this power after following the "guide".

Then id sit back and make sure the weather is balanced around the world.

>>34335679
>You are given super powers tomorrow morning . Whats first thing you do ?
>Based on your answer you might get one .
Thread too vague, you didn't state what kind of power. If the power is whatever one you choose, I'd choose omnipotence.

The first thing I'd do is end this entire crappy "game". I'd make it so that crops can grow in one day and the soil never loses nutrients. I'd edit everyone's genes instantly so that nobody is born with a defects, illnesses, or conditions and everyone would instantly be attractive.

Etc, etc, etc.

I'd create a world so perfect that some people would ironically get bored and want things to go back to normal.

The fact that the world is what it is, is exactly why I have to assume that whatever God exists is either lacking in power, or actually a sadist and thinks of our suffering as entertainment.

Because if I had unlimited power, there's no way there'd be any kind of suffering on the planet, and I believe that the average person would do the same.

>>34337037
lol WRONG

You can't have one thing without the other, it just wouldn't work like this. You can't be happy without knowing what it's like to be sad. Do you live your life in a neutral state 24/7 anon? Doesn't really sound healthy or natural to me, just saying. Your failure to recognize simple philosophical concepts like this leads me to believe you have no authority to speak on what a hypothetical god would or wouldn't do.

>>34337037
Also, to add, you'd spawn a world of worthless ingrates that would rather despise you for the things you gave them. Nobody would do anything, nobody would even know the concept of happiness. Evil needs good to function, anon. It goes the other way around for good, too. Life means nothing without death. What an incompetent God you would be.

>>34337072
>Your failure to recognize simple philosophical concepts like this leads me to believe you have no authority to speak on what a hypothetical god would or wouldn't do.
I think you're wrong and your response shows your failure to recognize what "omnipotence" is.

If a being is omnipotent, there is no such thing as "can't" for them, they can alter reality to get whatever outcome they want.

I actually find it kinda funny how the minds of people like yourself works.

You have to rationalize that there's something outside the control of the God you believe in because it's a more comfortable belief than the idea that things are exactly as that God wanted it to be. That is of course assuming that any God exists period.

>>34337102
No, anon, there is nothing wrong and I'm not rationalizing anything. You're the one that's rationalizing your incessant need for control and idea of "perfection" when the reality is people would hate you for it, and human life would cease to have personal or even ulterior meaning. Humankind would cease it's progress, and just devolve into a bunch of hedonistic, lazy idiots. I understand that you could "change" it but it would have literally 0 benefit for anyone but yourself, and serve literally no other purpose than feeding your ego. So really, tell me what I got wrong here lol

>>34337089
>Also, to add, you'd spawn a world of worthless ingrates that would rather despise you for the things you gave them.
You are assuming that I'd just leave everyone as low IQ idiots without the ability to think introspectively. I'd make everyone into a genius intellect, a lot of peoples negative traits come down to a lack of intelligence which makes them unable to comprehend and things about things deeply.

>Nobody would do anything
Wrong, everybody would do what they were already doing. Movies would still be made, product would still be invented, etc. Everything would just be easier to achieve and there'd be no violence.

>nobody would even know the concept of happiness
Why are you speaking as if I erased everyone's memories?

>Evil needs good to function
You have no authority to speak on what is required for anything to function, just as you said I have no authority to speak on what a hypothetical God would or wouldn't do

>Life means nothing without death
You are using circular reasoning on top of projecting your own personal biases onto the universe itself.

If life means nothing without death, that would be because God created the universe in a manner which that would be true.

One could simply undo that and alter the universe to fit their own design if they had the power.

>>34337122
Again you wouldn't be doing that for anyone but yourself though, wouldn't you? You'd rob people of the chance to come to terms with themselves, for what? Your own personal gratification? So you could sit there and say "look what I did"? Why? You speak of rationalizing but the only thing I see here is you rationalizing your universe sized ego as something "good"

>>34337122
No I do, because unlike God, which is a near incomprehensible concept for people with even the biggest of intellect, concepts of good and evil are way easier to see for what they are. They need eachother to survive, just like we need oxygen to breathe. They are literal rules of the universe, and not purely hypothetical like you describing what you would to with hypothetical omnipotence lol. You think you're so smart but really, you're not.

>>34337117
>You're the one that's rationalizing your incessant need for control and idea of "perfection" when the reality is people would hate you for it
No, privileged cunts would hate me for it. Every other person who was at the bottom of the barrel in life would appreciate it greatly.

>human life would cease to have personal or even ulterior meaning
When you are eating your favorite treat, do you care about ulterior meaning, or are you simply just enjoying how sweet it tastes and all the different flavors?

People like you overcomplicate something so simple.

Life doesn't require meaning to enjoy.

Imagine if I took away all of your emotions, physical sensations, etc. You couldn't feel anything, but I gave you the most "meaningful" existence based on whatever you believe.

Would you even value that existence when you could not tangibly enjoy it?

The only thing that matters is being able to enjoy being conscious. If being conscious only involves suffering, you won't care about how meaningful it is.

>Humankind would cease it's progress, and just devolve into a bunch of hedonistic, lazy idiots.
Progress is for imperfect beings, I'd make everyone perfect.

Also, "laziness" is a human concept, there's really no such thing as laziness.

Todays laziness is tomorrows everyday convenience.

Do you call yourself lazy when you go to the grocery store instead of hunting for food?

Do you call yourself lazy when you drive everywhere instead of walking?

The very nature of trying to innovate and progress as a species to make our lives easy is inherently "lazy".

You just aren't looking at things abstractly so you can't see it. It's pointless to argue what's lazy, because everything we do as humans is to minimize input and maximize output, so that we can do less work and get more enjoyment out of life.

You replying to me through the internet instead of handwriting the message and having it mailed could be seen as form of laziness. But instead we call it "convenience".

>>34337153
Right except these concepts wouldn't even exist like you said. So which one is it? The thing is, convenience is bad, lol. If you gave me an address I'd gladly write a handwritten letter telling you off, but hey, this will do I guess.

TND

>>34337134
>You'd rob people of the chance to come to terms with themselves, for what?
By that logic the God who created this universe robbed them of the chance to be perfect beings that didn't have to suffer.

You aren't looking at this from an outside looking in perspective.

In either case, whether I make any changes or not. Peoples wills are being affected by outside forces.

The world we exist in right now is already something outside of our control where we have been "robbed of a chance" to do something.

>for what? Your own personal gratification? So you could sit there and say "look what I did"?
Are you asserting that the universe as it exists now isn't for that same reason?

>>34337143
>They need eachother to survive, just like we need oxygen to breathe.
Once again, you keep using circular reasoning and it's like you can't stop yourself.

Please stop to think. We only need oxygen to breath because that's how things were created to be. An omnipotent being could create it to be any way imaginable.

Saying "things work X way" is pointless in my scenario, because I could literally change the way things work.

You'd say "evil must exist for there to be good", and I could just snap my fingers and that would no longer be true, and good could exist all on its own.

You are arguing the hypothetical, while ignoring what the hypothetical would entail.

>>34337169
>convenience is bad
Please cancel your internet connection then, close all of your social media accounts, delete all entertainment platforms, don't buy fast food again, make all of your clothes by hand using animal pelts, etc lol.

>>34335679
pocket universe

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>>34335679
Omnikinesis/chronokinesis, I go home to my original timeline.

Hereby preventing desert storm 2 by exposing the cia/nsa links to the oil grab between the bin laden and bush families.

Thereby stopping the patriot act/domestic spying becoming law under DUBYA BERSH.

>>34335679
Steal things, make money, hurt and spy on people, make friends.

>>34337169
Well, I have to go sleep now. If you're lucky maybe I will make up being fully omnipotent ;).

>>34337191
Yeah funny thing, you can't really participate in society without internet, as for social media, don't have it, don't have a netflix subscription, don't own a tv, etc.

I mean just because you're weak and can't comprehend living without these things and say convenience is awesome doesn't mean people agree. I'd gladly go off fucking grid if it was in any way remotely feasible, but the reality is it isn't.

>>34337226
>I mean just because you're weak and can't comprehend living without these things and say convenience is awesome doesn't mean people agree.
I don't have any social media accounts, or netflix, or a tv. I'm mainly thinking about the conveniences of running water, plumbing, abundance of food, etc. I know you aren't giving that shit up despite how "bad" convenience is lol.

You are just applying your logic in a selective and disingenuous way. That's exactly why you didn't stop yourself from replying with a statement that's so obviously foolish as "convenience is bad".

Anyone who was being honest with themselves wouldn't say that.

Literally everything humans do is to create more convenience for ourselves.

Please understand that unless you know how to hunt, create a fire from scratch, create a shelter from scratch, etc. You'd DIE without all the modern conveniences that you are used to, and you literally could not live without these things. Grocery stores are a modern convenience and you don't sound like the hunting type to me.

Good night (or good morning depending on what country you're in).

None. Nothing, you cannot give, or lend, or share me a power, because I already have them all.

>>34335679
with the power of ressurective immortality i will spend the rest of eternity travelling the land in order traumatise random people i come across by ending my life right infront of them in horrible and brutal ways.

Over the last two to three months, there have been a concerted effort by some unknown group or person to post on /pol/ every two to three DAYS about paving over Appalachia.

If I could wake up with a superpower, it would be to have the ability to un-anonymous any post online.

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>>34337352
Forgot photo.

Like I mentioned, superpower would be to make posts not anonymous. On any website. That would be cool. I wouldn't even mind if it had like a limitation to it, like only one post every two to three days.

>>34337352
>>34337361
this power already exists, just go join the nsa

>>34335679
Continue to live my life as normal. A superpower doesn't make you special

>>34335679
Sneed post.
Faster.

>>34335679
Travel back in time and have sex with my grandma

>>34337370
No, but I can tell that you are a special person

You gain the power to divert a giant asteroid on a collision course with Earth, but it can only be used once in that specific situation.

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>>34335679
>Find the only person stronger than me
>take over country
>run their country
>Take massive amounts of muscle relaxers
>kill everyone
>bang all the women

The fuck would you do?

the ability to learn skills by seeing them performed once, i would use that ability to pursue passion while also positively affecting others

>>34335679
Look for ways to monetize it so I can quit my the career I've grown to hate.
Depending on the level of power do some good. Is it something like super strength? I'd keep down low and win competitions and tournaments for financial gain. Is it something like probability manipulation? Well shit is about to get weird in the best kinds of ways.

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>>34335679
Depends on the nature of the powers.
What's on the table here?
Invisibility?
Super strength?
Teleportation?
Telekinesis?
Pyrokinesis?
Something else?

Time/space manipulation?

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>>34335679
Probably take care of this guy.

Because I'd probably genocide all of the satanic padophiles and leave the world to sort itself out afterwards.

>>34335679
Move the black hole away from colliding with the andromeda.

>>34338555
I will attempt to move the milkyway galaxy from its collision with the andromeda galaxy to save as many as I can. I wasn't ready and confused before. But pass on my message so someone else can too.

>>34335679
The first thing you have to do is train and develop your powers in secret. Having super powers means that there's probably at least one other person in the world who also has powers. You're going to need to be able to deal with them before you start doing your plan of self enrichment/super hero larping.

>>34335679
I want the ability to bless or curse someone at will

>>34336688
>>34336688
>assume you had the power you wanted, what do
Then I would do
>what you did
>make pacts with people for what they desire while larping as an otherwordly entity using my other superpowers
First person is >>34336494. Gets healed without payment.

>>34335679
I would help my dad

>>34335679
Discipline myself the limits of this "power". Then start a game with this world...But I avoid getting caught by normies/midia don't want to draw attention.

Depends on the superpower. I'm not saving lives if my only power is tasting pork or growing my fingernails.

I will make the world fair again.

>>34335679
Eliminate the enemies of Fascism and start a war against all nations of the world.

>>34337037
such a reddit tier answer, fuck off we're full

>>34335679
The first thing I do is go somewhere very remote and fast for a week and thank god for these new responsibilities

>>34335679
State banking.

>>34335679
Gain the ability to hear thoughts, fuck it, might as well go full schizo with that one.

>>34335679
Use my superpowers to gain political power over the world and become a god in the process

I would start up a religion as a way of getting passive income.

>>34335679

I would start teleporting viking boats full of skeletons to the moon.

>>34338677
I had a dream I was healed and today I had no ear ringing, but i'm a little nervous of trying to eat something that usually makes the ear ringing happen.

>>34335679
SHIT ON ARCHONS
FREE HUMANITY FROM THEIR SHACKLES VIA MASS AWAKENING/ENLIGHTENMENT
RESTORE THE OLD KINGDOMS TO THEIR FORMER GLORY

>>34335679
What super powers? I just want to see my wife and help people, it really depends on what it is.

If I can survive with next to no food or whatever, and am tougher, I fuck off to the woods to do some inner universe exploration and hermit stuff. Get in touch with spirits and the land.

>>34335679
Meditate.

>>34335679
fly to antarctica and see the truth

>>34335679
Destabilize the chinese regime. Declare myself as arbiter of the supreme court in matters of individual (not corporate) rights. Proceed to uncover top secret info from nations around the world relating to aliens/breakaway civilizations. Make this info public knowledge.

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End life as we know it.
In minecraft of course ahahahahaha-

>>34335679
flex ma tits

>>34335679
I just want to understand how reality works.

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>>34335679
Give me Spatial powers, I'll open up the monster girl dimension and force a merge of the two worlds. Double edged sword, everyone gets monster wives but also there is a shitload of dark magic and (sexy) demons, fair trade in all honesty.

Invisibility. I want to see things, but am tired of being judged.

>>34341108
I also wouldn't mind just being able to go invisible.
I'd just fuck off and do my own thing.

Mischevious wizard bullshit, fuck with random people sporadically
Maybe also work towards the betterment of mankind when telepathically compelling people to paint dicks on their neighbor's car gets boring

>>34339967
Wasn't me

>>34335679
Try to understand how can I use my powers and take it slow. If I can fly I will not just try to reach the clouds, if I get super strength I will not try to lift a bus.

>>34335679
Tell everyone I can before I get locked up

>>34335679
disintegrate so i can reintegrate with philandering of a superstitious baron who I sometimes larp as in my late late late mothers silk corset that im too muslim to wear but I unthread and sometime use to lace my homemade bandages to feel her presence in my mist, hypothetically i would accio for lack of a better word a jinni whom I can train to give the adhan and other things so I can be releaved of my mundane islamic duties that are too much of an honor to give up to but also somewhat of a time sink. I would do something once I realised I had a lifetime of violence and larping ahead of me, probably befriend the pantheon of idols and dominate them in the name that mustn't be uttered.

I would also not have kinky sex so I could justify a cryptofacist underground cabal where me and my closest homies would discuss normal shit like how to improve the self esteem of teenagers and if paul is a bigger fa**ot than simon, these discussion would be held with very intelligent and highly skilled attractive people, who are superior to plebs in taqwa and adab.

I would visit my ancestors often and cry every night and try play with the idea of being martyred in the morning only to be let down often, i would feel guilty about having close friends and fear my judgement is my own. typ venne

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>>34341836
لَّـٰكِنَّا۠ هُوَ ٱللَّهُ رَبِّى وَلَآ أُشْرِكُ بِرَبِّىٓ أَحَدًۭا

>>34335679
Use it to support my family without having a traditional job. I'd get to post here more with you guys as an added bonus.

I write a cool guitar solo

start a war against god, since I'm the only one with super powers

>>34335679

Use them.

>>34335679
Fuck with people, probably. Exploit it to make money if possible

>>34335679
Not telling.

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>>34335679
I randomly reveal my powers to people in extremely casual ways and then move along and disappear before they can grasp what just happened. I become the guy who's levitating items in the subway, I stop people and tell them something that's going to happen to them in a minute, I spot the people with chronic illnesses and heal them on the spot and so on. Basically become a wandering wizard.

>>34335679
Depends entirely on the powers. I'd hope I can find a way to use them to help animals.
If I can fly, I'd just sit cross-legged in the air for a bit.thats how I move around in all my dreams.

>>34335679
>Whats first thing you do ?
Expel jews to the moon

I would love the power Naruto uses when he makes shadow clones. He is able to remember everything his clones do and a result he learn everything ways faster. So he was able to create a new jutsu rasenshuriken despite being a kid with ADHD. I would use the same power to learn new stuff while the original me would chill or have fun. I could send the clones to work even the minimum wage jobs and with many clones it would sum up to something. Eventually when I know everything and with unlimited workforce I would create a secret organization to get rich and fuck around with all the countries in the world. I would use the clones to vote me as the next president of any country. And I would raise the taxes to 100%, nobody will work, there will be civil war and I will declare martial laws and vanish if it gets brutal. To finally destroy the world I would also use the clones to set all the forests in the world on fire and see everything burn in my cozy sofa on my private island.

>>34335679
Determine their limits.

>>34335679
all niggers and jews turn to dust. all latina women now permanently 19 and under 21% bodt fat

>>34335679
Null every super power forever, fun is not allowed in this purgatory.

>>34335679
help my family

>>34335679
Jack off

>>34335679
Go back in time with the memories I have now...(assuming I can actually change the future because if I can't affect change, then there is no point).

Kill all Epstein tier elites with my bare fucking hands and destroy Blackrock and ((them)).

>>34335679
Go about my day and finish all the tasks I have planned. There's so much to do!!!

>>34343391
Hey, how about that... this is the sound of a fella who has found a new lease in life.

Turn invisible and fly around. Shift realities to one less dense while visiting this one occasionally. Visit the heavenly realms. Learn from beings more in tune with reality than I. Help other people out. In essence I’d just explore the realms of thought and appreciate the experiences desu

>>34335679
wake up

Well.. if there are only two paths: Service to Self and Service to Others, then I, being the selfish bastard that I am would make it so that serving others gave me great satisfaction, thus inverting my nature while still fulfilling it. I am one of the "dark" ones and I don't think I can change my nature, but don't really like the thought of hurting others even if I am selfish. So if I could make "serving others" as part of my self-serving directive, that would probably be the best combo I can realistically achieve to find the happy path.

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>>34335679
Short answer:
-Spread life throughout the galaxy and then the universe.
-Terraform dead planets, with water, oxygen, and organic molecules to support more life.

My super power would be mass transfer teleportation, along with farsight, and the ability to live for thousands of years in perfect health, and immunity from death.
-thanks in advance

>>34335886
Money buys you things. Why not just have a superpower to instantly get the things you want?
Skip the middleman.

>>34343603
What if I told you that when you're born a servant of god, that's exactly how God gets their servants to perform and behave as their Servants? Lots of carrot and stick.

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>>34335679
Give me perfect/absolute immortality and I would most certainly promise you TND. It would take some time, but I would make sure that it happens.

>>34335679
Continue living my life normally until I fully understand how they work and what the limitations and weaknesses are and if I am alone in having them. Be as invisible as possible because if others have them the implications are that world leaders all have them and surround themselves with people who are well trained in them.

If shapeshifting live

>>34335679
That depends on the superpower I guess.

I have a good friend mixed up with some bad people. Bad people with fuck off money. Super powers would be my only recourse at this point.

>>34335679
depending on how overpowered this power is I either go off and create a new world that is better for everyone or I try my best to solve the problems that this current world has.

>>34336925
imagine needing a superpower for this
it's called being white

>>34335679
Help good people, transmuting their sadness and troubles into happiness, laughter, and joy. Might preface it by thanking whatever divine entity bestowed it upon me.

Depends
Invisibility: spy on women getting naked
Time freeze: make women naked
Time travel: buy up all of the rare collector's items
Flight: fly somewhere
Teleportation: teleport places
Super strength: no real use for it

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>>34335679
Ward off the constant spiritual attacks so I can live in peace and do my thing

>>34344766
Upping my manifestations too. And having the courage and sharpness of the mind when I am given tests from God

Put on my robe and wizard hat.
>>34335679

>>34335679
Make everyone speak true.

Go to work

>>34335679
I would love invisibility or stopping time for all the wrong reasons

>>34335679
I already have them though

>>34335679
I show as many people as possible my powers by posting video time stamped online using powers and showing as many people as possible in person my powers like neighbors and people on the street.
I do this so the government can’t host come suicide or blackmail me as easily.

>>34335679
Shut down every banking institution, corporation, social network, and AI project.

>>34335679
grant the world magic

>>34335679
Probably laze about as per usual. Superpowers don’t suddenly alter my nature. Perhaps eventually I’ll experiment with said powers and use them for something. Hard to say how I could change over time. Maybe I’d use them for parlour tricks. Or perhaps I’d try to take over the world. Perhaps I’d rape and kill wantonly or perhaps I’d rob a bank. Would I go for heroics? I doubt it. What I do think is that I would get very interested in why I have these powers and start to wonder if anyone else with powers is out there.

In the end, I’d be lazy at first but my curiosity would drive me to seek certain answers.

>>34335679
The First Thing I'll do is Secure a ton of Money, then buy an island with that money with a ton leftover, Then I'd probably have my family live comfortably there along with some friends, in a small village, where we're self-sufficient with our own Security Force Navy Guarding the Shores, as I'll have extra money for buying companies to continue to protect us as we all live peacefully and quietly.

Then I'd probably destabilize and destroy the CCP so that china becomes capitalistic like Taiwan, and society becomes better everywhere.

>>34335679
Become a tyrant and enslave people.

>>34335679
revenge against those who make my life worthless.
then live a peaceful life.

>>34335679
I honestly don't know what I'd do, that's the honest truth. Now that I think about it, maybe fly like a bird :)

>>34335679
Depends greatly on what the power is doesn't it

>>34348598
Lactation.

>>34348603
>Lactation.
Do I grow breasts and become more feminized or do I just lactate from my male nipples?

>>34335679
Id contact the Fae and herald their return.

Assuming my power lies along those lines.

I've always liked birds 'cause of their ability to fly. I've had flying dreams and I liked the feeling. When I was young I used to jump far down the stairwell flying like a bird. I loved the feeling of being airborn

>>34335679
Finish Uni

>>34335679
I would love to enlighten people so they can become the better version of themselves. And hopefully that would bring an end to suffering. Or at least give everyone an extreme empathy for others.

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>>34335679
Immediately begin to train and utilize my ability in secret, acquiring wealth, setting up my comfy mundane identity so I can devote myself to reaching my full potential upon which I interfere with secret societies and operations as the eminence in shadow for the fun of it.

Depends on the power, but the obvious one is to teleport to the location of all world leaders and major players, and teleport them all to the moon so they can watch the earth from afar as they choke. Either that or go around and enforce an ethnostate in the US by teleporting all the illegal aliens and blacks, middle-easterners to the middle of nowhere in Africa. Asians and Hispanics can survive there in limited quantities or in special zones by means of allegiance and special service to the state. Dismantle all foreign armaments and destroy all foreign leaders and parties by:

Turning into a massive monster and broadcast live across the world on every screen as I hunt down, capture, and torture every one of them one by one. I'm sure this would include forcing them to admit to their schemes and crimes, and if not, they will just die.

Edgelord fantasy. If I have to be a monster of hellish qualities to save the world from the Js, I'd do it with a smile.

>>34335679
I use my super powers to track down the biggest kike and follow him to an even bigger kike whom he answers to before fighting them both at the same time with super powers and winning and capturing them both but then torturing them both to death in order to make give up their boss -- the devil -- whom I then go on to challenge in another fight with super powers after assembling a whole team named the Kike Killing Klan or KKK with a mission to protect the good people of earth from the deadly interdimensional parasitic demons known as "juden."

Obviously, this is entirely a work of creative fiction, purely for fun, as I would require "super powers" in order to arrange this entire series of actions effectively... so, uh, lemme get dem powaz, nigguh.

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>>34335679
I want the power to look after the people that need me, myself included, preferably.

>>34350450
You have a temper

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>>34335679
i would start a cult after leaving hints of my powers on flyers around town and online. once i have my followers, we will get a piece of land in the woods, and drop out of society to begin forming a new civilization as the current one collapses. if i have the ability to transfer or grant powers due to my own, i will give my nost trusted followers their own powers to form their own cells of our new society so we can grow.
also, do i get to choose my powers, or what are we talking about exactly?

>>34335679
Try to make the world a little better to the best of my ability.

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>>34335689
nice

>>34335679
watch the sunrise a shitload of times like superman does to unwind. do good things and save lives in order to run from my own insecurities, imposter syndrome, and 90s sadboy late gen x emotions. i wouldn't want anyone to recognize me too. being an urban legend is cooler than world fame, i've met famous people and that being bothered all the time shit seems like a major drag. money and possessions dont matter to me at all.

>>34335679
Acts of terrorism against government agencies.

>>34335679
Go everywhere online talking about how I saw someone do something impossible (fly, teleport, super strength, etc) and they are telling me to keep their identity a secret but that I am allowed to give off information about the person
Pretend that this person (me) has claimed to be the second coming of christ who is trying to stop the rapture but him coming early has limited his god powers so he is limited to (whatever you'd give me)
Eventually start doing things IRL that attract media attention and pretty much demand the world to make changes that are positive and what I believe would make the world a better place
Say that I stopped the rapture in time but if people start doing (thing I don't like) enough then it will happen without warning.
I would then "disappear" and occasionally show up to do miracles or ask for more changes as I see fit

>>34335679
The first thing I do? Keep my fucking mouth shut and try to learn how to control it.

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>>34335679
Continue following commands, depending on what powers they were might make doing so easier, but what's easy when it's a request hissed from a forked tongue I suppose.

>>34335679
Instantly destroy earth. Go from planet to planet destroying all life for eternity.

End the nation of Israel and march every jew to Madagascar to a life of work and servitude. No modern utilities would be allowed there. A shovel in the hand of every jew to eat

>>34351243
My hero! *Swoon*

Get my family and I dafuq outta here and live in a dome like sandy cheeks

>schizo

>>34335679
Destroy, kill, act in a chaotic way.
I will have no goal, no purpose, no ethics, no bias, no limits. Completely free.
Similar to Kid Buu in DBZ.

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>>34335679
End it.
Free all.
Be alone.

>>34335679
I would make mosquitos explode with the force of a thermonuclear bomb if you smack them while they are biting you.

>>34335679
play vidya

I will kick OP in the dick for not giving me any

>>34335679
Enslave mankind to do my bidding; eradication of non whites; ban and destruction of post Industrial Revolution technology; mandatory nudity unless the climate is too harsh; restoration of nature/animals/ecosystems, worshipping the sun and eating figs for at least 6 hours a day.

>>34335679
Lift things with my mind, or travel through time.

>>34335679
literally do super hero stuff. like spiderman. look out for the little guy. i like the idea of picking a city i like and being the hero of said city.

>>34335679
I'd go spend my savings making a super secret hideout that I can escape to when I inevitably draw attention from glowies.

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Go to my ex's house and see if I got love attainment powers prolly

>>34335679
Get Chaeyoung from twice pregnant. My super power? Super sperm. So potent I don’t even have to be in the same country. I just think it and they get pregnant with my kid.

Id become uber diogenes, explore the planet and try new superpowered experiences to inspire my music.

>>34335679
It has been several tomorrows since you posted this thread, OP.
You're not a filthy welcher, are you?

>>34335679
I go haunt some abandoned place in order to become a local cryptid

>>34335698
I can sense the holes as well, I will enter the one in butt.

>>34335679
Id fly around and see how things look from above. Id see what places I am able to get to with my powers.

I already have some super powers and I don't do anything with it other than just sit around all day long trying to pretend like they aren't there
It's more of an inconvenience than anything else and people won't believe you anyways

>>34335679
Literally whatever I want.

communication skills

get a non shitty job and some friends

>>34354000
this
I can make it rain but why bother

>>34335679
Depends on what i get.

If i get the ones id like to, then i would fuck off with the option for anyone and everyone who also wants to fuck off to fuck off. Go somewhere else, make myself happy, and attempt to make others happy as well.

adhere to my local law.

>>34354117
>make it rain
how lame
mine is much cooler even if it's not exactly something like throwing fireballs or something and there's no actual physical things being done, however, I do believe that there would have been people that wish they could have done the same
without saying what it is, it's pretty spooky

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>>34335679
I wish I could wander wherever I wanted. Just be some immortal traveller roaming the world, doing pilgrimages and gain better insight into the world and its peoples.
Then I'd imagine at some point I'd end up disassociating and just walking around the wilderness looking for new things like some strange cryptid. Ideal life desu.

>>34354198
sucking your own dick is not a superpower

>>34354231
that depends on who you ask, anon.

>>34335679
The power to have anyone see it from the real truth of any situation so all decisions are from truth and they can't claim otherwise.

>>34335679
Conquer the world so I can save mankind from itself.
Then throw a PG psychedelic rave.

>>34335679
Time travel to the roman empire and conquer the solar system before 1950.

>>34335679
Travel back in time to yesterday so I could pick a better superpower.

I lay low and only use my powers if I know it will help someone and won't reveal I have powers. I have zero interest in being captured, experimented on, tortured, or killed. Now if I have the sort of powers where that isn't something I need to worry about, I go about trying to create national world peace, each nation to their own, no fighting, let the world be. Bonus points if my powers involve love so I can have "Love Deterrence" as my hero theme.

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>>34335679

Try, as usual. Doubt having powers is really going to make that any easier.

>>34335679
Probably keep it a secret for a long while. Maybe try and do some good with it. Resist temptation to do evil. See it as spiritual journey. Drop subtle clues in artworks or symbolism. Maybe see if I can draw out others with similar "powers" or something, but not openly. You know, that kind of secret table kind of crap.

Why? Well, I want to be responsible, right?

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I become the seething pugilist

>>34335679
I SNEED
I SEED
AND I FEED

Build a fortress in the mountains for my wife and I and (hopefully) my future descendants

>>34335679
end white people

Have some fun with them

Found a kingdom devoted towards learning more about the universe/God. I will obliterate evil and have my people survive beyond the electromagnetic polar shift and lead a just, universal source connected people into a bright new future.

>>34335679
Punish my stalker. Yes, yes, I know, I am not justice, but I turned to justice and the police and court system have a wobbly definition of stalking (I'm EU) so I have to just suffer as this guy makes my old parents worry. I can't stand it. If I retaliate as I am, he'll just call the cops and I'll be the one in trouble.

So yes, punish my stalker. Fuck him up.

>>34335679
My immediate response would be to discreetly test my powers and their limits.
After that, I'd start planning for ways to turn my powers into financial strength, be it through manpower or raw materials.

After gaining a foothold, I am planning on investing into three seperate things; political power to ensure the longevity of my properties and to clear the way towards my ultimate goal, research and development of clean and efficient machines to gather raw resources and space technologies.
My most immediate goal at this point is to explore spacewards, analyze the closest asteroids near our planet and bring the most valuable one into orbit.
Meanwhile, having prepared for the coming economic collapse by branching out into every industry possible; the moment I bring that asteroid down and destroy the literal meaning of value, I shall push people into following me (and my company) by offering them safety and guidance.
Once the panic dies down, I will accelerate. Earth shall finally heal with power production switching to nuclear, fusion and hydrogen. Nature reserves as large as countries will be founded. Space colonization will begin at multiple places throughoit the solar system, humanity will expand and I start moving unto the next step: longevity research in the hope of prolonging my life long enough until I manage to develop true biological immortality.
After reaching that state, I shall appoint several successors and give each control over different sectors.
Shortly afterwards I shall use a constructed vessel akin to a Von Neumann probe to send myself to another place in the galaxy.
There I shall play god until my limitless abilities start to bore me.
I might return to my origin whem that happens or I might end my life. Who knows? The possibilities are boundless.

>>34335679

Try to survive against the glowies that would be after me and try to figure out how many other people got powers because you damn know that if it happened you'd probably not be the only one.

>>34335679
Depends on the power. If it doesn't change my day to day life, probably nothing. If it lets me be better at my job without anyone knowing about my powers, I'll use them. If it let's me get away with harmless crimes and I wouldn't get caught, (i.e. x-ray vision to see through someone's clothes), then I'll use them.

But if I get god-like, Superman-level bullshit and there's nobody to oppose me, then I'm reshaping the world in my image. I take every corrupt politician, every greedy billionaire, every degenerate pedophile in a position of power, every tyrannical dictator and put them against the fucking wall. I would stop at nothing to build a utopia free of needless suffering. I would use my influence to reshape countries on a fundamental level. To alleviate and eventually eliminate homelessness, poverty, disease, starvation, exploitation, slavery and all the other woes of humanity. Then I would use my power to create a better earth. Reverse declining biodiversity, undo damage done to fragile ecosystems caused by climate change, remove microplastics and toxins from the soil, oceans and air. And more.

And then I would help humanity migrate to the stars.

And you would call me your God.

>>34336497
But you have to help other people too.

>>34337393
Acceptable power.

>>34344740
This is altruistic but sadness and troubles can create joy, I suppose a better balance would be good though. Some people really have it rough.

>>34349256
Similar to the above post.

>>34350458
This one is nice.

>>34350956
Kind.

>>34335679
Depends entirely on my power and what I do ranges anywhere from getting more pussy to helping build a oneness civilization.

>>34335679
Depending on the nature of the powers, either the WEF would be dead or I'd be very rich. Enough to buy everything back from kikes and cryptos.

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>>34335679
The same thing i have always done, am pretty satisfied with my life.
Its not perfect, but that's kinda the point of it, right?
I sat in front of a computer, went out on a walk and met some friends today. I would do the same shit every day of i could because it's pretty fucking comfy.

>>34357722
Impossible task

>>34357733
I could've done it if you wouldn't have canceled my dubs, bitchnigger

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>>34357750
I bet you're the actual Jew. I'm saving everyone from your tyranny.

>>34335679
blow up a synagogue and shoot up a school

fuck off glowie nigger

>>34335679
Teleport to Tokyo for a delicious matcha ice cream, then teleport back home.

Ability to sway anyones opinion or thought. Mainly to get into special areas. Free concerts/events “I left my phone in the bathroom” *lets me in* or accessing any other type of building like government. Get into private conferences and do lots of trolling. Make it into a prison and vlog. All types of things possible by swaying peoples minds.

Figure out how I could better my country with whatever power I get, then do it.

>>34357774
Rolling for you to get testicular cancer

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>>34358036
Keep trying Jew. I'm the hero

get a good rest and wake up rested and with energy, so i can plan my day calmly and focused with my new superpowers.
since doing things hectic and, even with superpowers, well, thats an invitation for mistakes to happen

>>34335679
Probably just chill and do as I do. Depends on the power. Nothing nefarious or violent, maybe be helpful.

>>34335679
If I had all the power I wanted?
I would hold a 'psychic trial' for everyone on Earth in which we would all be able to see one anothers' deeds and intentions. I would then separate those who only wanted to make life worse, and send them into another reality in which they could start over on a fresh, unoccupied 'Earth'.
After that I'd clean up all the garbage Mankind has produced, including pollutants too small to see. (Not CO2.)
I would then help silently and anonymously reshape humanity and its course for the better. Then I would stop doing anything, and rest.

>>34335679
I bring about global communism and establish the dictatorship of the proletariat

>>34335679
I would send my consciousness back 12 years to fix my life and do my best to guide humanity to a better time than the one we're currently living in.

>>34335679
i have no idea what powers i get
so assuming its something extremely shitty like levitaion is the best course of action
i start a new religion and claim i was sent by god

>>34343752
>Money buys you things. Why not just have a superpower to instantly get the things you want?
>Skip the middleman.
money has invaluable memetic power, only by getting realiy shiting powers can you become more powerful than money

Really, I have no idea what I would do with it. To be completely honest, what I really want is to keep going on my self-improvement journey and get better mentally, physically, and emotionally.

>>34335679
Leave my current life behind. Define history as a new man, with a new name and a new future.

>>34335679
Probably just live my life normally. At most, I'll probably just use my superpower to my personal advantage, like say, using super strength to lift up a couch or having waterbending abilities and use it to have fun in a pool.

If I gain ultimate power and whatever, I'll just become a fish god thing and go live in either the Gulf of Mexico or the Salish Sea. There, I'll fond a race of Fish people and just have orgies with them. Probably get around those stories I want to do and stuff.

getting me and my gf a shitload of money, fast. lol.

I would make myths and legends come true. Reinvigorate people’s’ belief in the supernatural and spiritual with my awe-inspiring powers.

>>34335679
The superpower to be happy.

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>>34335679
Rejoice.

Captcha: Dark 4

>>34335679
Would have fun with it, but avoid hurting other people or exposing my powers.

>>34335679
I'll heal what ails my parent and my sibling. If I got the ability to control plants instead then I'd do research on what plants can help them, grow them, and try to improve their health in a more roundabout way. Those are the only two powers I'd want.

>>34335679
It would not be wise to give me superpowers

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Live a normal life and occasionally use my powers in front of someone just to tell them "Nobody will believe you lmao"

>>34335679
probably something retarded. if i can find a way to use the powers to jack off probably that first. from then on id only use the powers when im sure they wouldnt be detected or if necessary to help people. like id only use super strength to lift stuff around my house unless it was necessary to use it to save someone from getting crushed by something.

Do evil and make the world interesting and fun

>>34360826
to add on to this if it was a power that was near undetectable i would definitely use it to fuck with people. id still use it for good when it really matters but id definitely be tripping people with invisibility or mind controlling people to make them scream slurs.

if your answer isn't killing hook noses and orcs; then your a cuck

>>34335679
Kill social scum in al levels of society, maybe eat them, not in a sexual way, more like a cannibal way

>>34335679
I'll wake up

Feel sexually satisfied on command.

>>34335685
this guy wished for fucking train people
choo choo motherfucker

>>34335679
Depends on the power right?

>>34335779
Because by being erasing your existence you're returning to the source- pure

>>34357723
based desu

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>>34335679
Everything I want I chant a hokey pokey and it becomes true/manifests

a pocket dimension

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>>34335679
That's a tricky question and a fun idea for a thread. Thanks OP.

I would probably use my superpowers to help my city and my family as much as I can, working as a vigilante or volunteer fireman. It would probably be a lot more fun and a lot more fulfilling than a regular job. If one of my superpowers is flight I would probably do a lot of traveling, too.
As much as I would like to think that I could use my superpowers to kill a lot of evil people and save the world, I realize that would leave a vacuum for more evil people to just fill their shoes. I also don't think I could really accomplish anything on a scale as large as that as just one superhuman. If I was a soldier in an army of superhumans I would probably consider overturning the world government more seriously. Even then, I don't know if I'm up to that kind of responsibility.

I would simply just secure a safe area for my fellow likeminded retards, and then make it so they can never leave :)

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>>34335679
>wake up with powers
>drive out to the woods to test em out
>figure out a way to monetize them in a way people can't tell I'm using powers and not just automation, outsourcing, or day laborers
>hire family members to run the back office
>fight crime by finding vagrants and hiring them to do the work I've been using my powers for
>gradually phase myself out of the business and spend the rest of my time training to face the planetary threat at the end of the season
>mfw the real hero was capitalism all along

>>34335679
start a vampire clan that specializes in alchemy, mysticism, and conjuration, and destruction magic

>>34360924
trains is hard job.

>>34335679
I'd fuck off somewhere nice and quiet and immediately begin construction on my hidden super base where I could live in peace as a hermit before people found out I had superpowers and started begging me to fix their problems for them.

>>34335679
Depends on the power, but i would probably travel to somewhere desolate so i could cry. Maybe after that i would steal snacks from a shop.

>>34335679
Brush my teeth
Having superpowers shouldnt have to change your life
If you won a million billion dollars would you change your life completely, or carry on as usual? If you'd change your life radically chances are you'd want to do the same even without winning the money. If you're happy with the way things are, then nothing can sway you, but nothing needs to anyways.

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>>34335679
stop being a lazy piece of shit for good and become a lazy piece of shit for evil

>>34336446
>That Time I Shit Myself In 4th Grade And Everyone Made Fun of Me And I Threw Up From The Stress So I Never Went Back To School

Teleport to romania and free andrew tate
Not even kidding.

>>34335679
rescue guinea pigs

>>34360864
You want to eat scum?

>>34335679
I would try to use them to expose the secrets of the government to the common man, i've heard all the schizo theories i don't exactly believe them but i think they all have a little bit of truth to them.

>>34335679
also who exactly are you and how would you give people super powers?