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Which spirit's dick do I have to suck to get telepathy, ESP and telekinesis powers?
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>>33927571
>telepathy, ESP
You already have these at very low proficiency.
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>>33927571
Say nigger as loud as you can in public. The more you do this, the more Qi you accumulate and then you can levitate. Trust me, it works. You have to just believe.
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>>33927571
I'm pretty sure the secret is that it's impossible for an entity to give any real powers to another.
It's always a lie, and you're just using their power in such a way that it makes you think it's yours.

If you want the real deal then you gotta suck your own dick. Start stretching (spiritually).
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>>33927571
Your own
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>>33927571
Tobuscus
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>>33927571
None, you just do daily remote viewing sessions.
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>>33927571

What is your astro sign

Some astros like Pisces and Leo have more powerful ESP abilities
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Mine
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>>33927571
None. Develop them yourself.
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>>33930026
Bitchin'.

Wait - tropical or sidereal?
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Witchcraft powers are available to those who have gained familiar spirits. You can make a deal for one in the Goetia or another grimoire. You will no longer be the king of your life. Payment and sacrifice are always required.
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>>33927571
You can try mine if you want but all your mother ended up getting from it was cold sores
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>>33932280
yep this
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>>33927571
I wouldn't be worried about it, if I were you.
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>>33928768
NO
ANYONE BUT THE BRIEFLY MONETISED ADHD BRUNETTE GOAT MAN



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