Which spirit's dick do I have to suck to get telepathy, ESP and telekinesis powers?
>>33927571>telepathy, ESPYou already have these at very low proficiency.
>>33927571Say nigger as loud as you can in public. The more you do this, the more Qi you accumulate and then you can levitate. Trust me, it works. You have to just believe.
>>33927571I'm pretty sure the secret is that it's impossible for an entity to give any real powers to another.It's always a lie, and you're just using their power in such a way that it makes you think it's yours.If you want the real deal then you gotta suck your own dick. Start stretching (spiritually).
>>33927571Your own
>>33927571Tobuscus
>>33927571None, you just do daily remote viewing sessions.
>>33927571What is your astro signSome astros like Pisces and Leo have more powerful ESP abilities
Mine
>>33927571None. Develop them yourself.
>>33930026Bitchin'.Wait - tropical or sidereal?
Witchcraft powers are available to those who have gained familiar spirits. You can make a deal for one in the Goetia or another grimoire. You will no longer be the king of your life. Payment and sacrifice are always required.
>>33927571You can try mine if you want but all your mother ended up getting from it was cold sores
>>33932280 yep this
>>33927571I wouldn't be worried about it, if I were you.
>>33928768NO ANYONE BUT THE BRIEFLY MONETISED ADHD BRUNETTE GOAT MAN
