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Why'd God make butt worms?
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>>33452626
Same reason he made rainbows ;)
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manifestion of daemons.
also cute.
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satan did
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for sinners
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>>33452793
God made Satan, ergo god is responsible for buttworms.
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>>33452626
if i had worms to the point of conscious incomfort id be fasting for a couple of days
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>>33452626
So (You) can be reincarnated as one for making this terrible thread.
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>>33452626
God IS the butt worms. He's also you, me, and the very butt those butt worms are in.
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>>33452626
Punish sodomites that sin against nature
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>>33452626
So that those who do know, know they will never sleep or eat safely again
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>>33452870
that's how it played out
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>>33452626
It’s simple: god didn’t, since there is no god.
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>>33453084
This, so its ok to have sex with children. As long as they consent of course.
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>>33452626
The Demiurge did that. I hate the Demiurge.
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>>33453084
There is, it's just sleeping at the moment
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>>33453200
>God is the only thing stopping you from fucking children
Nice projection bro.
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>>33453204
Did atheist materialism stop faggots from giving monkey pox to underage boys in san fransico? Oh no, it didnt.. it fucking defended them. So how about you shut your cock sucking faggot mouth you atheist fucking faggot. Go back to where you fucking belong.
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>>33453230
Have sex, nerd.
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>>33452626
A system that wouldn't produce butt worms wouldn't have produced humans.
Same with cancer, covid, and madcow disease.
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>>33452975
>makes sodomites
>punishes sodomites
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>>33452870
The bible doesn't say that God knew Lucifer would become Satan. The Bible never said God is omniscient
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>>33453235
Sodomite. Sex is only for procreation.
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>>33452626
punishment for fags
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>>33455332
Satan stole God's kingdom in genesis and that's why there are gay people. God didn't know that Satan would do that.

After Adam and Eve eat from the trea in Genesis, God is seen walking in the garden, and God calls out to Adam and Eve because he doesn't know where they are. He has to find something he doesn't know the location to. He's not omnipotent or omniscient.
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>>33455375
imagine being this much of a brainlet
enjoy burning in hell together with satan
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>>33455375
This is so fun if It's not troll
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>>33455382
Everything i said is true though. The Bible never says that God knows what will happen before it happens. In the tower of babel story, God says that of the tower of babel is completed then nothing will be impossible for the tower inhabitants. That includes killing God. Satanists want to kill God, and they believe that they can succeed at this.
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>>33455385
Whatever you say, satanic bot.
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>>33455396

satanists are low iq
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>>33455409
Satanists rule this world every second of every day. Barack Obama and Donald Trump are both Satanists. They love rituals of confusion, injury, and death. When you realize how all the powerful people are Satanists then it becomes really obvious earth is not billions of years old. Space is fake. And Jesus is king.
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>>33455430
You are just powerful because the game is boring when evil lose every time

Enjoy living in hell if you didn't repent, ignorant ape
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>>33455375
>plants the tree of knowledge where man could eat of it.
>punishes man for eating the tree of knowledge.

Dumb god.
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>>33455382
>creates souls knowing he'd violate the rules
>punishes them through internal torture claiming to love humanity.
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>>33452626
Dw m8, if you don't carry your hand from your ass to your mouth,they go away.
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>>33455409
God created all the evil according to the Bible.
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>>33455368
Gayest post on 4chan
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>>33452626
>>33452793
>>33452839
God created processes and life that through those processes evolved to fit various niches. God doesn't disproves evolution. Worms evolved.
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>Genesis 3:17 (ESV): 17And to Adam he said,

“Because you have listened to the voice of your wife
and have eaten of the tree
of which I commanded you,
‘You shall not eat of it,’
cursed is the ground because of you;
in pain you shall eat of it all the days of your life;

God made the butt worms to make you suffer. He hates you for what Adam and Eve did and wants you to be in pain and misery your entire life.
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>>33452626
Why'd God make such stupid faggots like you?
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>>33455375
Your God is supposed to be omnipotent, you fucking clown.
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>>33452626
To make our life more inconvenient for his amusement
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>>33457452
God created man in his own image.
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>>33452626
Just put a lot of garlic in your meals, it genocides these little pricks.
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It would also suck to be a butt work as well. So it is not just who suffer from the butt worm but the worm suffers in virtue of being a butt worm, dying from medicines to kill butt worms, and being stuck to butts.
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>>33455357
then why does the bible call him a god of knowledge?
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>>33452626
You got it wrong, it was butt worms who made God.
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>>33455375
>He's not omnipotent or omniscient.
Means he is undeserving of worship, way to blow out your own religion
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God?
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>>33452626
God made every living thing in this world for a reason. Maybe he made them because they bring our soul back from a shit past life or maybe they need to feed our souls by feeding our stomachs in the food chain. Maybe God is just a cunt.
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>>33452626
They're our Guardian Angels.
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Every creature, even the deadly pathogens and cruel parasites have a purpose.
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>>33458440
So god is a stupid faggot? (As long as there is some sort of creator god ofc.)
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>>33452626
Imagine getting to be a butt worm and live in Taylor Swift's butt and being constantly covered in and able to eat her cute lil tay-turds.
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>>33452626
What else would you put in a butt? Butt turkey? Butt gourds?
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>>33452626
to punish disgusting faggots and as a warning to others
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>>33455375
get filtered, retard. god was hyperphasing. he tried low-key teaching philosophy.
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>>33455508
>God says "please, don't eat from this tree. I entrust you will do as I say because you guys are great people and I can trust you"
>Woman and man act retarded and still eat the fruit

We deserved it for being such dumb fucks at the start of everything.
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>>33462667
"We" didn't do anything. The entire account was a fantasy and a myth anyway.

Why plant a tree with fruit in the first place? Dumb story.
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God made both anal worms and wormwood. Wormwood destroys anal worms. Fasting also can destroy anal worms.

"I have overcome the worm." - Jesus
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>>33455894
>christnerd says sex is for procreation only
>atheist believes this idea is gay and uses it in a derogatory fashion despite claiming to be an lgbt superfan
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>>33455357
Anne Rice ITT
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>>33455375
Or it’s a metaphor for falling from grace. Eating the forbidden fruit made Adam and Eve fall out of sight from the Lord.
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>>33453201
Baaed
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>>33452626
To make u more hiegenic
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>>33455357
>Lucifer would become Satan
That's not even in the bible.



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