no fash edition
>>32922652No one on the board posting memes rn shit
>>32922652hope this thread does well honestly
>>32922652lmfao wtf country is this?
>>32922993My fucking sides !!!!
>>32922993"Filled with books of ..." I can understand what this puppet is saying thus the understanding of this webm is denied to me
>>32922681based and broken god-pilled
>>32923886>people post little moon symbol>literally never explain what it isAnd you know what I’m fine with it
>>32925037"people" is pretty much just me.
bump. post moarYA820G
>>32925115never give up
>>32922726Noooo I'm serious! Michael Salla knows about the Galactic Federation of Planets and he knows about all the different alien races! Noooo I'm for real! Just buy all his books and you'll see that he really knows! Nooo stop being close minded.
>>32922806>>32922783If this is real, it glows so hard. There seems to be an agenda to encourage paranoia and mental disorders, reminds me of Communist techniques.
>>32928350Of course, I think half of the "redpilled" doom peddlers (the Alex Jones types) are glowies trying to keep people in a state of fear and paranoia. When people are afraid and paranoid they can't make rational decisions and are more easily controlled.The fucked up part is that they mix a lot of truth with a lot of lies, a lot of the shit they say the government is up to is probably true, however, they never provide any fucking solutions, and they get people addicted to negativity. Those people are then essentially farmed for their loosh/energy and controlled through fear.Meanwhile, the same retards who fall for that stuff will call you "bluepilled" for pointing out the fact that they're being used as energetic cattle.The only way to fix the problems in this world are through individuation and esotericism, not the exoteric bullshit the conspiratards push.
>>32922681but who made the world, the word, and the flesh? Eh?
>>32922681but who made the world word and flesh? eh?
>>32929287winner of the thread
>>32922922Anyone has the version where Chad and Stacey are partying in the cave and Wojack stands outside saying "They don't know"?
>>32922783I used to work for a company that did this. It was borderline harassment. Fun times sort of
Anyone remeber these? Wtf, I swear this shit got memory holed - anyone have more?Which timeline are these memes from?
>>32928220Give up on what?
>>32931371gif is also kek
>>32931484That small, ending “retard” is hilarious
>>32931165Bigfoot would beat dogman’s ass
>>32931484What a fucking retard
>>32922951Am I the only one who would try to bed a biblical accurate angel?
>>32931221Yeah, weird. It's almost like it is constantly bombarded with radiation.
>>32922783Kiwi Farms has been shut down. Glowing blue eyes lady will be fine.
>>32934922egg boy got me.
most of these are not funny
>>32935004bitch ass fool, share something funny then
>>32934930Is that why I always feel so low energy the day after I jack off?
>>32935284masturbation turns your energy into loosh.
>>32934479The mass of wings seems like it would be soft, and good for hugging.
>>32934492yes, that was intentional
>>32931484Anyone have more like this? Funniest shit i've seen in a while
>>32935284No. Your body is signaling you to rest because it thinks you have procreated.
>>32934589Nah, it's still up, just on tor for now while Jersh works things out with his new free speech platform buddies.
>>32935027I imagine his finger is the peepee, Needlepeen
>>32934479I've got a thing for eyes and feathers. I don't know how the fuck I'm supposed to envision this but I'd give it my all.
>>32935835There are different chemicals involved when you have sex with a real woman. The body is wiser than you.
>>32935009That's not even how you use that meme you are supposed to wait until someone says candlejack then you w-
>>32937458Thank you anon. It's a small thing but I'm so fucking sick of seeing people post him and just saying "Candleja--" that it's a relief to see it played out for once.
This one comes from /lit/brought you by the XIXth century indiaweebs gang
>>32935004And most of your weight is from fat.
>>32931526sounds like fun, how do I become this chad
>>32939299what sort of training
>>32932516>>32932560>>32932574AI made this.
I can't remember if it was a screenshot or an actual thread but that lad who was trying to make some sort of occult wand, and he basically made a rudimentary battery and thought the little electric shocks he was giving himself was some other wordly entity trying to communicate with him, that was funny
>>32939299WHAT SORT OF TRAINING
>>32934930holy shitthis hit way too close to home
>>32922652>>32922681>>32922713Pic related.The following is not meant to be humor howeverhttps://satanslibrary.org/English/Torah_and_the_Jews_Exposed.pdf
>>32939299W̴̳̩̩̬̙͔̤̣̐́͜ͅͅḦ̸̢̧̧̟͉͙̰̘́̂̀A̶̘̘̼͚̪̥̮̺̳͇͋̊̄̆̓̔͘͜ͅȚ̸̨̢͓̭͕̠̻̠̭̺̓̋͐̍̃̇́̑͊̈́̔̚ͅͅ ̴̧̡̧̞̦͔̣̞̭̭̬S̴̨̞͈̣̟̣̺̮̹̠̍̑͗̏̐͑̌̕̚͝ͅO̴͕̪͈̐́̎̑̈́͋͊̚͘Ṙ̸̢͍͖̭̟̖̤̺̻̩̠͇̐̏͆͆́͘͝T̷̢̛͎͉̭̠̗̜̍̈́͒̌̆́̐͒̒͗̀͘͝͝ ̴̨̟̮̯̬̩̺̈́̈́̽͌̀̐̀͗́̍͋̒͛̄̕͝Ò̵̠͓̍̒̍̐͒͌͝͠F̴̧̱̼̬͔͎̘̯͉͉̦͉͖̘͙͉͊̀̈́̍̋̐̇̑̈́́̄̋͜͝ ̵̛̞̠̄́̈́̆́͛͐́̚̕͠T̶̳͖͇̗̖̩̑̎R̸̛̗̀̇̓̈́̿̌̄̽̄̀̈́̽̍͌̔͠A̸̡̯̍̽̊̕͜͠Ī̸̭͚͚̝̱̤͇̮͖͖͔͕̬̫̻̻̄̒̀̓͋̈́̈̀̀́̀͘͠Ņ̸̢̢̗̬̹̳̤͎̺̼̙̪͇͓̒͛̎́͜I̷̝̱̥̫̘̯͕̾̿̃̈͒̒͛̔̕͜N̸̢̨̝̯̤͕̜̖͚̗͍̙̗̂͝G̸̛̺̳̦̒͂͂͒́̿̈̆͗
>>32931394These meme format’s were shit
>>32939461how you do that?
>>32939487I WILL BECOME THE MONAD
>>32939503teach me senpai
>>32939503heretic fags will never be able to triforce
>>32939554here I will give you the keys to unravel the deep mysteries of this simulation as we know it. its easy if you just try.all you have to do is simply google the wordand the word is"zalgo"and all will be revealed my sonnow go fourth with this new information and sing to the joy of my glad tidings
>>32939589Thank you, master
>>32935355Go back to facebook, mom
>>32939617thank you for the amusing image sensi
>>32935029Why is it a jester
>>32939835because old myths like loki and other trickster gods have absolutely no basis in anything and are purely made up from 100% mans imagination
>>32939835Ecause this is a humor bread
>>32939260>9:22, Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood.
>>32934479You are not alone, Anon.
>>32931190What happens to them?
>>32931407Why are all of the newageists so fucking disgusting and creepy?
>>32934479Youd be tormented I'd imagine trying to rape an angel
>>32939556That's a huge virgin octopus
>>32935009Fuck off, candlejack posting was never funny and you retards don't even do it ri
>>32922918>The Buddha responded, "meditate and know you were always nothing and something.">If I was always nothing and something, why do I have to meditate? Why meditate? Am I not always at the destination? fuck.
>>32939556This is why divers carry knifes and pepper spray
>>32939211My weight comes from my bones. I just have big bones.
>>32941520How'd you teach the cat to so that?
>>32942094It's just the whey they're made
>It's nearly witch horse season
>>32931495holy fuck aaaaaa lol
>>32941752best representation of allegory of the cave i've ever seen
>>32922652>no fashWhat do you have against fashion? You mean like no pics of people in nice clothes?
Henry confirmed as janny
>>32928484Satan is the ruler of this world. The New Testament says this, it should be common knowledge. What the mainstream bibles don’t say is that the god of genesis is satan and the snake is god.
>>32922713On god he aint really a preest
>>32922728We will find a better ai to make our nightmares a reality. Soon…
>>32922951Like this whole “the tables have turned” concept in the UN/antichrist rage comics
>>32939136I never understood the argument here. Hinduism is more barbaric? The blue person, Kali, is punishing sinners at the end of the world, in the exact same way Christ will during Revelation, so they both seem based to me.
>>32928097Kek this is truth
>>32935009Is that candle john?
>>32939437>satanist attempting to coopt kundalini
>>32939835>>32939851He told a story about one of his DMT trips and the things he saw looked like jesters.
>>32941914Yes pepper spray is extremely effective under water, what could possibly go wrong
What's the cave thing about? I actually never heard of it before.
>>32934518Except the xenon-129 ratio on Mars is indicative of fast-neutron nuclear reactions, which only occur in supernovas (hence why the rest of the solar system has the same ratio) and through nuclear explosions like with atomic bombs. The only planets with a skewed xenon-129 ratio in our solar system is Earth (after we fired the first nukes, even the Tunguska explosion didn't change it since it was most likely a slow-neutron nuclear reaction) and Mars. And the ratio on Mars is equivalent to a total saturation bombardment of the entire surface.
>>32946401Do you have the screen cap of the anon explaining that in a post? Its pretty interesting
>>32944242No its cand-
>>32946413No, but I can try and explain it.Xenon is an element that has something like 3 stable isotopes. One of them is xenon-129, and the only way we know of that this comes into existence is through supernovas and man-made nuclear explosions. There is a natural ratio of regular xenon to xenon-129 present in the atmosphere of all planets in the solar system, since it was created in those amounts when the supernova that created the elements our planets consist of happened. However, there are two planets in our solar system that has ratios that are skewed; Earth and Mars.We know that nukes skew the ratio since we have air samples from before we began firing off nukes in our atmosphere, and those have the same ratio of xenon-129 as the other planets in our solar system. After we began firing off nukes, that ratio began to change, and Earth is sitting at around 140% more xenon-129 in our atmosphere than the other planets, and that's from all the nukes we've fired off.Mars is sitting at over 220% more xenon-129 than other planets. And it's just over half the size of Earth.Mars has been completely saturation nuked, and no one knows how it happened. We've known since the 70's, but had no explanation for it.https://www.hou.usra.edu/meetings/lpsc2015/eposter/2660.pdf
>>32946417Who is the seer
>>32946492Thanks, that basically covers it
>>32946492space isnt real and neither are nukesNukes Are Fake - https://files.catbox.moe/u3xhd1.pdfIts flat - https://pastebin.com/tM7atxcz
>>32946750I know you feel a need to be special and understand stuff outside of the masses, but you're coming off as incredibly retarded to anyone with an IQ above 80.
>>32928465Don't forget the power of commerce.Scared people pay good money to feel less scared
>>32946757dont care what you think, space and nukes are fake and gay
>>32946958Does that though comfort you? It must. Suddenly, your existence is significant. You're must more important if Earth is the only place that exists, and you're not just a speck of dust on a blue dot in an ever expanding universe. You're also safe, since there isn't the constant looming threat of some insane government leader suddenly launching a weapon of mass destruction at one of their enemies that will then kick off a nuclear apocalypse.Ignorance is truly bliss.
>>32946619The one posting with apple filenames
>at first>but then
>>32948084>>32948076I think I remember one being between these?Uncertain
>>32926376Buddhist memes look like leftist memes. Forced and cringe
>>32944390Yeah fuck that guy
>>32929287This is the only funny thing so far in this thread
>>32948305Because buddhism is cringe?
>>32948389holy shit filename got me lmao
>>32948508>this kills the feminist new ager
>>32944026Theres like a few jokes and physical gags that i found funny in the first season. The alex jones episode was laughable, and not in the way he should be proud of.
>>32948508Hoes rly be doing Buddhism because it’s cooler than Christianity according to the media
>>32949714mmmmm ima pray for this biitch
Save it before mods delete it
>>32952591Shit I meant >>32948227
>>32948305Nah Buddhism and Hinduism memes will always be funnier and more interesting than the esoteric racist posting.
>>32945961Years ago they used to chain people in a cave and run a series of objects past a fire so the shadows are displayed on the wall. If they don't guess the order correctly they are killed to bits. The inventor of the plate came up with this torture.
>>32947689Hey, that's me!
>>32929287Saved. Not even going to look at the rest of the thread. Turning off my computer and going to investigate RIPPENS now.
>>32922652>no fashWhat is this?
>>32948365It blows me away how few of us find this shit funny, I saw a few rare ones in here that are too /x/ for most
>>32946750Absolutely pathetic, the only evidence you retards ever have is form the same sources you decry and none of you have ever done any of the simple experiments that would prove the earth is flat, you're either a shill or a retard psyopped by shills
>>32956010I loved that one, should have given it a you.I feel bad for the purple head entity.
>no fashToo bad your ideology is so paranoid delusional that even the mention or imagery of fascism triggers you. You're missing out on some great comedy!
>>32948508They don't say Buddhism though they say "spiritual"
>>32941520What it looks like when you mix lsd with mushrooms
>>32941520Very cool effect ngl
>>32941752 Schrödingers cave
>>32957324this guy wins the thread
>>32934930Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I rest only on your mercy. Change my desires, teach me to love what you Love.
>>32929287>google search>this is the only instancesave it
>>32934479You haven't been the only one, that happened at Sodom and Gomorrah
>>32934589Kiwifarms always comes back
>>32931526Redhill me on monad plz
>>32934930You avoid porn because you are weak, I avoid porn because I get pussy.We are not the same
>>32935835This. These tards think not busting nuts will make them somehow more spiritual or enlightened. Sure for some, if thats a tool that works go for it, but you are still controlled by it by avoiding it and giving it so much power. I've done semen retention and nofap. To much weird shame and bullshit woo woo science behind it. As soon as I stopped putting so much focus on it and avoiding my desires I just stopped doing it as much. I rarely do it now because I don't shame myself or make it a big deal. I'm more focused on being a better version of myself, so these kind of small things work themselves out naturally. You don't have to stress so much about it.
>>32937451That's why it gives people cancer and deformities right?
>>32960418Intercourse with wimmin gibs canser? No wonder you phags bugger each other.
>>32960531anon, I... I think he means whacking off, anon....
>>32960584I don't even know if that's true either.
>>32957893that's actually cute and sweet
>>32934589what is kiwi farms
>>32946198What the fuck is this
>>32962645It's a theory of the origin of this universe.Don't hate the demiurge though, just misunderstood and didn't know what they were doing.
>>32929287>This man here, apparently he RIPPEN'd and has not been seen since. We need to find out what happened to him.
>>32958120This image sucks, you wind up reading the replies before the post being reacted to.
>>32922728Monkey cheese at first sight but then I lol’d.
>>32930615What was that like? Can you tell us the company?
>>32939601this is a very odd meme format. Is this new? Or old, I have never seen it before
>>32960757A forum site made for documenting/laughing at the antics of weird people on the Internet. It has recently been the target of attacks from pedophiles trying to make a name for themselves.
>>32928465You make good points here that many anons would do well to reflect on. I am not a gnostic and don't subscribe to that framework or cosmology, but the gnostic notion of archons, or these critters of the unseen realm enjoy feeding on strong human emotions of fear and anger, anxiety, etc is something to consider, and since I was in my younger teenager years I noticed that some things seem deliberately designed to anger and irritate people, and the government and media, wedge issues, are as if designed to keep people in a state of negative uncertainty and anxiety - It is why most people look at carefree and confident, charming & positive optimistic people with either admiration or disdain (Trump is a good example of this, but much of the hate leveled at him was totally artificial and inflated, if it weren't for the constant negative press, most people would like and admire the guy).There is a method I use as a sort of anti-parasitic for those astral nasties that feed upon our negative emotions, and a deep meditation focusing on the concept and the quality of Universal Love - it is everywhere, all you have to do is slow down and feel it, then you start generating this through yourself, put your small angers away for a while and just breathe deeply, engaged and relaxed, eyes closed, breathing in light and love - it is beautiful pink color like a majestic sunrise, that feeling you get when you're in love, joy & Happiness.Universal Love is the supreme attractive force and the Universal Healer. It restores the Soul and empowers the Mind and Body, it is the major current for the transmission of thoughts and feelings to another.See the Earth and all Humanity before you in your mind's eye. Embrace this vision with your hands outstretched in front of you. Then using your breath, impart this energy you have generated to all Humanity with a small prayer, and realize you are a channel a conduit for this transmission.Do this 3x and then meditate on the glow.
>>32967353>pedophiles trying to hide that they were sending estrogen to young boys they met on discordit gets worse