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It's literally that simple. Everything there is is good.
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Eve a cute.
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Lesbehonest, if a qt like that told me to eat an apple. I'd eat that apple.
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>>32553447
We always eat the apple, no matter how many times we go back, it's the start of all things.
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>>32553447
>apple
verse?
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>>32553447
>Remain Yahweh's pets
EEEEEEWWWW!!
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The apple actually was based and Eve was based for eating it. Adam was a total cuck to the Abrahamic demon and Eve freed him. Eve was one totally based lady IMO
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>>32553447
>telling a seed to turn back into an apple
ok
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>>32553447
Adams been shaving his legs
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>>32553447
Is it the apple of the seeds which is the most important here?
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>>32553447
its over bro, nobody believes in that any more
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>>32553578
You wouldn't know any of that if you weren't a cuck too.
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>>32553789
What do they believe in now? Their bodies, and their own poverty? You're over.
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>>32553809
They believe reincarnation an karma an other actual laws of the universe not fictional parables that were told to primitive cave humans 2000 years ago to make them understand spirituality
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>>32553849
>t. An unknown liar speaking for the universe on an anonymous imageboard
How profound. I kneel.
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>>32553849
You'll never reincarnate higher than Jesus. Always lower, and lower, and lower.
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>>32554051
False, our vibration is getting higher and higher as we evolve due to what christ gave to us, the christ conciousness which is evolving the human body into a more an more holy form the more we evolve and raise our vibration. We're evolving not devolving.
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>>32553578
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It's unlikely they ate an apple since the nearest apple trees were in whats modern day kazakhstan at the time. It was likely pomegranate.
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:)

https://youtu.be/KN6LQLihh9o
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>ELOHIM: What hast thou been doing here?
>LUCIFER: I have been doing that which has been done on other worlds.
What did the LDS endowment mean by this? I thought it was Jesus who wanted to give us free will as on other worlds? Is the secret endowment ceremony saying they're the same being?
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If you view it as snake = prometheus then prometheus = good, apple preventer = Saturn = bad. If you view it as apple = karma, then apple giver =Saturn = bad. If everything is good, no more karma, saturn = dead, and you = free
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>>32556673
The saturn demon of saturnalia inversion tries to make it's world into an inversion of what it thinks actual freedom looks like, so as to confuse the lost souls theirin.
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>>32554183

https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Apple-Of-The-Eye

It was an apple.
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>>32556847
>https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Apple-Of-The-Eye
honestly an olive would make more sense
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>white Adam
>subsequently white jesus
What's up with the white washing of biblical figures

Even the summarians have Adamu as a black male
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>>32557226
the bible baits people in with little bits of wisdom, but eventually it leads to racial religious supremacy, so everyone who worships it ends up we wuzzing themselves into the original guys
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>>32557226
How could God curse Cain with dark skin if he already had it?
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>>32554469
Earth is not the first planet God created
pre-Adamic Man is an old Church topic
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>>32553447
I never ate it Jew
Imagine being guilt tripped by desert cults for 2000 years with nothing to show for it but a declining civilization. What a joke.
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>>32553447
>Just become an NPC
>It's literally that simple.
No thanks I'm good.
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Eve ate of the tree because Adam was a retard and didn't tell Eve to not eat from the tree. Adam didn't realize he needed to tell Eve, even though Adam wanted someone to boss around just like Hod bossed around Adam, and Eve wouldn't be very fucking useful if God could just cuck Adam out of that opportunity by having more priority.
Adam such a fuckstupid that he didn't even bother insuring in the very least that literally anything shouldn't be able to tell Eve to do things or that Eve shouldn't be able to tell others to do things or reassign truth which Adam put upon others under God. It is logically inferrable that Eve taught the snake to speak, and the snake told Eve to eat of the tree. Original language is absolute direction, very unlike modern human language which is incapable of conveying even simple relateable meaning. Humans get all goofy when they deal with divine entities because of how incredibly departed and suggestively meaningless their language has become since paradise.
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>>32558766
I pointed out Adam could have burned the Tree to get rid of even the chance of temptation.

People here argued Adam didn't know how to make fire, I don't remember any place in Genesis saying he didn't know how to make fire (now you see why falsifiability is important, hehe), still, I pointed out even if he didn't know how to make fire he could just have made all the animals eat the tree whole, you know, elephants for example would have made a short work of it, eh?
What now? Don't tell me they didn't have elephants and other large herbivores in Eden,

God never forbade other animals, the restriction was exclusive to Adam:

15 The Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it. 16 And the Lord God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; 17 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”

So yeah, should have got rid of the tree, problem solved.
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>>32553447
https:/
/discord
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/CyRPEQkJw5

https://vocaroo.com/1nehoY02Q1h2
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>>32553462
>We always eat the apple
Sexist! Women deserve equal rights!
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>>32553447
>wearing clothes
It's already too late. They can't go back.
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>>32558644
Same way he made the serpent slither.
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>>32558653
>>32554469
You guys sure have some fun fanfic for a bunch of larping heretics.
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>>32559839
sexily?
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>>32559820
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>>32554158
oh no no no no lhp bros how do we recover?!?
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>>32560048
Ssssssseckssilly
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When you are born you are assigned a guide.
https://youtu.be/yljmU8QFWf0
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>>32558644
The curse was white skin.
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>>32554158
Keksimus maximus



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