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>mfw I don't practice semen retention

Seriously tho. Nothing gets the body feeling better than a big fat NUT.
>you get tired
Easier to sleep bro
>you lose nutrients
Eat another meal and get swole
>loss of dick sensitivity
You can fuck longer
>unrealistic sex standards
Women are bitches anyway

Literally nothing is wrong about bussin a big a big FUCKIN FAT NUT and taking a nap after a long day at work. Shit i just nutted right now and I'm finna take this nap. Wake up rested and run 3 miles at the gym.
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>>32550384
Porn is super sus and fucked up for a host of reasons, but the no-nut crowd are 100% getting psyopped into basically becoming androgynous autists. Like how fucking autistic do you have to be to think suppressing your desire for sex will make you more attractive/smarter/stronger etc?
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>>32550384
You are a slave to your physical desires. Enjoy being a mindless drone.
>>32550427
>Porn is super sus and fucked up for a host of reasons
Yes
>but the no-nut crowd are 100% getting psyopped into basically becoming androgynous autists.
Literally the exact opposite.
Semen retention is critical for allowing sexual dimorphic traits to manifest. Otherwise you will become an "androgynous autist"
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>>32550748
BASED
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>>32550427
>porn is super sus
Nah you're just a pussy. Hot bitches getting naked for free? You're a fag if you don't like that

>>32550748
Only thing semen retention does is cause you to spend all day thinking about jerkin. Just get it over with, take a nap, and get back to whatever it is you're doing. All those days you spend trying to convince yourself not to NUT, you could bussed a fat ass one and got some real work done

>>32550883
Cringe
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>>32550384
Self control is a discipline and a virtue.
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>>32551024
Yeah I'm in control. I want to NUT so I NUT. Got it over with. No days of self torment trying to hold in a natural urge irnaturally

I'm in control. All you guys who think the divine will bless you for holding in your sperm are the ones not in control
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>>32551064
You seem to be in denial, but given your outlook on these matters I can see it'd be pointless to go any further with you on this discussion.
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>>32551072
>you disagreed with me so you must be in denial

That's why 1000s of no fap fags can't even make it past day 3 and then they spend 1 week crying for every nut they have. Imagine what they could do with all that time they spent self doubting themselves if they just let their body do what their body does best
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Horseshit, from the perspective of human beings as heat machines obeying the first and second laws of thermo (which we are) you become aware of energy gradients and the work-energy corresponding to changes in volume and pressure of the abdomen and you become aware and in tune with the of the immutable R4 energetic substrate that sexuality scratches at. You see there’s no need to spill. It’s good, don’t get me wrong, and necessary, but the perspective granted by retention is beyond well worth it. Weekly. That’s a good rate IMO.
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>>32550384
What will getting me angry prove? My seed will die when you take it.
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>>32550384
>Semen retention is for pussys
well technically and biologically, Vaginas do retain semen. it's how you get other humans
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>>32550384
I'm inclined to agree, be like Zeus op, fuck every woman you can swoon
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>>32551130
Big words to say a bunch if nonsense. If anything Nutting makes you spend energy and energy spendature is more thermodynamics meaning you get ripped as your body spends energy and calories. No wonder why no fappers always look like twig nerds
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>>32551285
Fuck yeah bruh. If I fap it ain't like I can't get hard again. Just get hard again and fuck a bitch. Hell you'll fuck for hours if you're on nut 3 or 4 of the day
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>>32550992
I'd rather fuck bitches than watch movies while I fuck myself you pornography addicted fucking faggot, grow the fuck up.
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Sea Men.
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>>32550748
Enjoy your autism induced prostate cancer
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>>32551445
Do both? You can't get hard twice in one day faggot?
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Why you niggers just don't fap or do fap, why you retards need to preach a way of life, what fucking difference retards around the world will make for you
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>>32550384
i am doing semen retention and i keep having gay thought attacks and cooming hands free while laying in bed after about a week and a half of retention, my heart rate is faster and sometimes it feels like i have a sunburn under my skin
i feel like breaking shit all the time and all i can think about is getting pussy and doing as many pushups as possible to prepare myself for valhalla, cold showers, exercise, meditation barely attenuate it, ive also been having acid flashbacks and sometimes i feel like there are aliens and shit trying to get into contact with me but i think they might be demons
wat do
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>>32551509
What's better for you? All that time you spend thinking of gay shit, getting angry, fighting your urges. You could fap, and do literally anything with a clear mind.

Ever heard of post fap mental clarity. You can use a post fap mental state to think of a new creation. Without that urge to fap disturbing us you can be smarter and more intellectual
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>>32551554
why do you want me to jerk off tho
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>>32551570
I want you to be free of your inhibitions
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>>32550384
I concur nothing wrong with bussin
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>>32550427
Semen retention has been practiced for millenia dude, it's literally the secret at the core of all religions.
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>>32552025
>semen retention is the core of all religions
Yeah all those religions with God's having sex must not count right

Only God that didn't have sex is the Christian YHWH who got cucked and had a son who wasn't even his
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ive been watching semen retention threads on here a few months and the thing linking all these people together is they've all been molested
makes so much sense
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>>32551509
LOL same honestly with the acid flashbacks. Acid's sick tho, so I don't really mind.
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The worst part is I have extremely nosey neighbors so even I did try to take a standard issue fap nap then they would probably howl like the immature children they are and keep me from napping
I’ve tried telling them that sleep deprivation is used as a torture method
That they are loud, nosy, and annoying to the point where not even a fap nap could help me sleep

They have no concept of personal space and it’s kind of sad
Makes me wonder how awful other people are
So I just don’t even want to go out sometimes
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>>32553192
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It really does nothing

You age, you lose drive, it all naturally turns into "no-fap" state. Or, "low-fap", where it's not this multi-instance daily routine and it could even be weekly.

Telling 17 year-olds they mustn't masturbate is cruel
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>>32550384
based and BIGG CUMMS pilled
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>>32551509
Keep it up
“Therefore let him who thinks he stands take heed lest he fall. No temptation has overtaken you except such as is common to man; but God is faithful, who will not allow you to be tempted beyond what you are able, but with the temptation will also make the way of escape, that you may be able to bear it.”
I Corinthians 10:12-13 NKJV
https://bible.com/bible/114/1co.10.12-13.NKJV
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>>32550427
they are beung psyopped into being spiritual and mental warriors, is being mind over matter 100%
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>>32550384
>loss of dick sensitivity
>You can fuck longer
it comes back after a week of not doing it
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>>32552062
how do you know shill?
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>>32553866
Sounds line they psyopped retardation into you. Just fuck bitches lmfao stop shilling for the porn industry
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>>32550384
i hate nofap and i hate how much shit revolves around nutting
being female would have been so much better
better orgasms, no post nut clarity, not having to deal with this dogshit
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>>32551570
Same reason why alcoholics want you to drink - your discipline reminds them of how weak they are
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This thread is a giant cope for some sexual addict
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>>32555660
One is a poison. The other is your bodies natural function

Use it or lose it. There is a reason why there is also post no fap erectile dysfunction
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>>32551064
Can you remember a period of time more than 100 days which you spent without jerking off?
If not, then perhaps this would be a nice challenge to start. You have nothing to lose.
You can go back to beating your meat as much as you want after 100 days (or do it in moderation).
But if you can't go 100 days for even once in your life then stop this bullshit about being in control and actually take control.
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>>32550992
>Hot bitches getting naked for free
Nothing is free, this is naive thinking
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>>32555885
>Repress your body for 100 days
So youre trying to sabotage my testosterone levels. Imagine not having sex for 100 days. No amount of rumored spiritual enlightenment is worth 100 days not getting laid.
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>>32555890
>pornhub
>free porn site
>free
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>>32551064
>I am in control.
No, your ego is in control. Your divine soul is slave to your ego. Natural desires you say? Tell me again how it was natural for our ancestors to jack it off twice a day because they were bored. If you spend your day being active and working with passion then you will not even think about looking at jewhub. Its not about retention but rather its transmutation. Now choose you path son of man
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>>32550384
It's a good idea when it's not a long term thing.
Your body needs time to recuperate after the release of energy during sex, also known as your "Chi."

http://www.healing-tao.co.uk/Article_Taoist_Ejaculation_Formula.htm


Besides, you can have as many orgasms as you want, but you only have a certain amount of ejaculations in your lifetime, that's why climaxing should be spaced out.

It's a superpower to separate the orgasm from the ejaculation, some men can't do this, but semen retention for certain periods of time can help to strengthen your Kegel muscles, and perform better in bed for long periods of time.

Imagine orgasming and climaxing separately on command, and then feeling like you could run a marathon with all of your energy you saved from not ejaculating.

You can do this, with the right schedule that accounts for your age and health.
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>>32556224
>transmutation
What's a good resource for learning more about transmuting this sexual energy?
Anyone?
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>>32556224
Maybe don't spend your entire day looking at porn? At the end of the day it's called moderation. You can nut without having to guilt trip yourself for doing so. Meanwhile you shouldn't be spending more than 30 minutes for a good fap sesh
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>>32550748
spbp
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>>32556224
Ronins are even cooler than samurai, because they're free agents who don't need a lord, yet still retain the disciplines of Samurai.
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>>32551130
Virgin weekly vs chad 3 times a day.

Why fucking fret over it? The self-induced “shame” is literally all that gets in your way. If you do it to the point that you can’t function, you’re equally retarded.
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>>32555890

>>32555914 's talking about free of charge, you dingus. porn used to cost money, that's the thing of the past now.
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>>32552025
If semen retention is producing christcucks are buddhists, I’m going to fap even more.
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>>32553811
Virgin ascetic vs chad ego depletion
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>>32550384
Its a natural process no worries
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>>32556375
Ronins are not "muh free agent" larps.

They are Samurai who failed in protecting their lord that they served during war and instead of killing themselves which is part of samurai discipline for failing their duty, they decide to roam "freely" they are not "cool" lol just pussies who didn't have the guts to kill themselves.
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>>32555885
Virgin fighting reality vs chad molding reality
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>>32556457
>Waah, muh samurai had honor
>Ronins had none because they weren't stupid enough to kill themselves because muh honor

his is such a retarded egoic take. So full of yourself and ideas of honor, honor for what, bloodshed and death? Ronins are not defector or cowards, this is a stereotype invented by historians to worship samurai. The truth is, Ronins lived better because they didn't need to be ordered around by a boss, nor did they need to follow a strict code to do everything. Seppuku is a mistake, no group should order their own warriors to commit suicide, this is wishing for death upon others, it's morally bankrupt. It's better to live freely, and do mercenary work as a Ronin, enjoying one's life to the fullest until death of old age, and then occasionally offer your services to ensure a win in a war for good money, wars that determine the strengths of clans.

There were a ton of clans constantly fighting in Feudal Japan, people being pawns in other people's wars. I'm sure most Ronins didn't bother with being part of wars and took to their own path.

Samurais are bootlickers, Ronins were their own men, as free as men today who don't get married and shackle themselves to a bitch for 20 years.
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>>32550384
Literally just have sex or buss one out all these niggas on here forget even buddha fucked. Porn is the enemy.
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Low IQ take. Semen creates a brand new life. When you don't ejaculate, it redirects the bioelectrical sex energy into your qi making you have godlike energy.
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>>32551064
>For real bro, i'm in control, i choose when to jerk off, and i can stop doing so whenever i want, is just that i don't want to stop doing it right now...
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>>32551098
I'm an observer on this whole topic for now, but
>"That's why 1000s of no fap fags can't even make it past day 3 and then they spend 1 week crying for every nut they have."
that doesn't prove anything. Quitting drinking is also hard, and you could replace "no fap fags" with "alcoholics" and "nut" with "sip of booze" and it would still work
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>>32550992
>Only thing semen retention does is cause you to spend all day thinking about jerkin
Guys who do this wont last and then cope by thinking everybody is like them. They are going to try to convince others to fail as they did, because everbody is like they are. Others not failing would mean that they are worse then others, they try to avoid this possibility as much as possible
>if somebody succeeds then they're going to fail harder than i did. I win
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>>32558052
1. Intentional emission of semen, except while dreaming, entails initial and subsequent meetings of
the Community.
2. Should any bhikkhu, overcome by lust, with altered mind, engage in bodily contact with a
woman, or in holding her hand, holding a lock of her hair, or caressing any of her limbs, it entails
initial and subsequent meetings of the Community.
3. Should any bhikkhu, overcome by lust, with altered mind, address lewd words to a woman in the
manner of young men to a young woman alluding to sexual intercourse, it entails initial and
subsequent meetings of the Community.
4. Should any bhikkhu, overcome by lust, with altered mind, speak in the presence of a woman in
praise of ministering to his own sensuality thus: "This, sister, is the foremost ministration, that of
ministering to a virtuous, fine-natured follower of the celibate life such as myself with this act" —
alluding to sexual intercourse — it entails initial and subsequent meetings of the Community.

The buddha had a wife and son and then renounced the lay life to search for a way to become enlightened, that's literally the cornerstone of his life. This thread is some of the worst coomer cope on display. The buddha would kick you out of the sangha if you masturbated.

"Worthless man, it would be better that your penis be stuck into the mouth of a poisonous snake than into a woman’s vagina. It would be better that your penis be stuck into the mouth of a black viper than into a woman’s vagina. It would be better that your penis be stuck into a pit of burning embers, blazing and glowing, than into a woman’s vagina."
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A lot of cope in this thread by people who can't admit that porn makes them feel guilty
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>>32550748
wait, masturbation decreases testosterone? well, I'm about to become a full time coomer then
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>>32550384
after i fap i can't sleep, i literally spend one entire night awake while studying for a mf test, just by fapping every once in a while (i did it like 6 times that night)
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>>32550748
ok incel
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>ok incel
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>>32550748
What if you do no fap and smoke weed?
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>>32550384
Nigger fingers typed this post.
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>>32556348
>Meanwhile you shouldn't be spending more than 30 minutes for a good fap sesh

>tfw just spent 10 hours straight looking at porn.
yeah that was definitely a bit of a waste of time. should have just gotten hard and came.



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