Welcome to Divination General! Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice. Every method is welcome: Tarot, Runes, Cartomancy, Scrying, Pendulum, Cleromancy, I-Ching, Oracles, Tasseomancy, Necromancy, Fecalmancy, etc. >If you're NEW, please READ the STICKY:http://pastebin.com/2Wp1Q074 >Recommended /div/ links and books:https://pastebin.com/sAkg9cMz >Pastebin with Tarot Books:https://pastebin.com/sT5syneu >Guides made by some of our readers: Rustig on how to choose a deck and start with the tarot:http://i.imgur.com/2rodLWB.png Thoth's tarot and rune guide:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ciFuMOVDIkA18d9Rw-Zkklgigx-Y4XzJkGVeMTYWcic/edit?pref=2&pli=1 Hijinks' revised divination guide:https://pastebin.com/Gv10KZUA >Useful tips before posting:-If you're a reader post that you're offering readings and what information is required from the querent; same goes for trading.-Look for posts to determine if there's an active reader, what's needed and before posting, check if they finished reading already.-Some readers will refuse to do certain readings - respect that choice. Do not harass readers if your query is refused/skipped.-Traders should respect that a traded read will be granted, as per an agreement of a trade. Free readers have the options of picking their queries.-Bullshit queries will get bullshit answers. Same for vague queries.-Making an air query (not addressing a reader in particular) is possible but doesn't guarantee an answer.-Avoid making the same query repeatedly and/or to different readers in a short period of time, as this may lead to more confusion.-Provide feedback when applicable and be considerate to the reader. We're a growing community, many readers are starting and need to know what they are doing right or wrong. Let's help each other to improve. Previous thread: >>30757473
AQWhat’s a nice romantic gesture I can do for her that she’ll appreciate?
If Scryer is gonna drop byI missed your reply for a confirmation in order to do a reading
Based OP including fecalmancy where it belongs.AQNext gf?
>>30765247A gentle touch, a wet kiss, whisper something naughty or otherwise personal in her ear, guide her to the dining room(or mislead her there) to a meal of one of her favorite foodsMethod: fecalmancy
>>30765290Fecalmancy is what your scorpio will doing to you very soon.Method: divination.
>>30765333>teh trips call upon medid someone say fecalmancy?
>>30765333trips confirm it
>>30765346Shit me out a new gf please.
AqDoes he want me physically?
>>30765365No but I do. You know what to do.
AQWe will talk soon? Or am a jinxing it by being a obsessive cucklord?
AQim going to end up with that french girl, aren't i?
>>30765364Can't shit new gf, it will take a long time before you get a gf.
AQ What lengths is she willing to go to in order to pursue me? For context, I already know she’s in love with me, but I’m curious about how far she’d go for me.
TradingWhat does he want from me?
>>30765395Am I going to lose my virginity this year?Starting.
>>30765333We are strong men but we still can't lift your mother
>>30765401Can you tell me the number of women I shall bed and sleep?
>>30765395>Temperance>Justice>Knight of SwordsHe wants to settle some issue with you once and for all. He’ll come at you diplomatically, either to enlist your support or negotiate with you in order to settle some long standing dispute.
>>307654004 of cups6 of wands rx4 of pentaclesThe opportunity will be there but you have a few internal obstacles you HAVE to get over if you want to have sex. Mainly, to have sex you will have to leave your comfort zone. Both mentally and physically (put yourself in new situations). But yeah the opportunity will be there for you
AQWill we talk soon?Not the same anon as above
>>30765422Last three digits this post are xyzyz (22 for your current post) divided by X
Repaying all the AQs I asked over the years. Still pretty new, so forgive if I'm a retardWill only be around for an hour or so
>>30765446>>30765422>11.5Anon, we talked about the cripples
>>30765455What it going to be like when we first meet in person?
>>30765459I dont recall such a discussion.
>>30765455Give me a love reading, the quality of this thread is too high, so let's bring it down
>>30765455Will I see him in the next month?
>>30765474I should've gotten it in writing remember,You can't count slaves and minorites as 3/5 then, nonperson = 0
>>30765455what is the best outcome, should I downplay my story or leave it as it is? I kind of don't want to claim something only to get backlash later for it
>>30765487You dont round up?
>>30765447I'll read my hardwood floor for your queryI don't have a query to offer tonight
>FecalmancyNot this literal shit again.
>>30765455this one please >>30765374
>>30765493If the crip don't stand up you don't round up>>30765496It's not just shit. The entire contents of the toilet bowl are your scrying pool
>>30765496What's wrong with it? It's a legitimate way of doing divination
>>30765228AQI repeat as in the other thread, how will it go with this woman?
>>30765455Outcome of CD
>>30765455Will we have sex?Will he enjoy it?
AqWill I get a part?
>>30765440>5 of PentsThat's a nah, dawg>>30765468>9 of Swords>2 of Pents>5 of SwordsNot good. You gotta keep yourself safe, Anon. >>30765475>Queen of SwordsUse your big brain, nibba. Stop leading with your heart, or your dick, whichever happens to be the case>>30765488I'm not sure what you're asking. I need more info.>>30765515>CDCrossdressing? Like the anon above, I need more info>>30765516>King of WandsYes, to both.
>>30765520No, not crossdressing. C and D are people
I just want a nice qt pen pal gf to write letters back and forth to, is that too much to ask? God fucking dammit
>>307655204th, I'm opening a website, I wrote a bio. should I leave it as it is or should I downplay it? the only reason im asking is because I don't want to get backlash for choosing my words as they are.
Occult AQI'm doing well with my training? What are the prognostics?
>>30765531Hey drop your discord I'll be your penpal
TradingIs this saga of my life really over like this?
>>30765530Separating the letters makes it a lot more clear, thank you>The Lovers>Two of WandsThese popped out as I was shuffling, so I'd say good things if one(or both) of them finally make the decision to make a move.
I just want an older gf to be both wholesome and intense with. Is that too much to ask for?
>>30765534>3 of CupsI'd say leave it as is. 3 of Cups is a celebratory card, so you shouldn't downplay things if you're celebrating.
>>30765540How does one penpal on discord tho?Wait. Are you burnerAnon?
>>30765455How many women will I (M) be with?
>>30765558thank you for the reading fren
>>30765567As a man, don't be a manwhore. Stop it. Get some help.
>>30765455Are my feelings towards R a cope or genuine?
>>30765455Will we end up together?
>>30765576No I'm not a man whore. Last partner was 2019. I'm a one man one woman sort of guy
>>30765565No, just boredAre you a qt?
>tfw you dropped your burner for a femanon who asked but she haven't emailedWe're all being tricked here.
>>30765554Well yeah.99.999999999999999% of girls age out of the capacity for wholesomeness by 12-14. You are competing with every man alive for a Helen that usually does not exist.
>>30765455>>30765480Why I'm skipped
>>30765605Cause femcel queries are ultra cringe.
>>30765600cool mouse thoI have a signed Brian Jacques 1st egot any more?
Traaaaaddddinng :3cDoes the chance exist that he’ll fall in love with me?
>>30765582>The Devil>Queen of SwordsThese cards jumped out of the deck as I shuffled, so I'd say no, and you should spend some time working on yourself and how you think, Anon.>>30765584>Knight of PentsYes, but only if you take action>>30765588You're asking how many you'll end up with. That's manwhorish, Anon. You can do better.
>>30765600Hey, sorry something came upCan you drop your contact again?
>>30765605Sorry, senpai. Must've gotten lost in the shuffle.>DeathNo, but that might not be a bad thing
>>30765609I can increase the cringe? Sign me up>>30765480Bibliomancy with Dr Slump by Akira Toriyama~The vampire is biting into the Arale(a robot) utterly confused. You'll see him in a situation that seems like it's going to be sex or love only to find him totally uninterested and ignoring possibly even confused by your desires. Poor but not totally dead relationship potential- at least you will have your chance to see him
>>30765540>>30765595>No, just boredOkay, I'll trust you because why not, fren. Don't fuck it up.>are you a qtWell, my internet buddy who's known me for 4 years now made a comment about how I've "become handsome" today, so there's thatdiscord: xo#5181
>>30765455Would that one company be a good next work opportunity?
>>30765663>The HierophantSeems like it could be solid and stable, but also pretty corporate.
Doing 3 very detailed tarot readings (like 9 or even 15-16 cards). I will PICK 3 queries the most interesting and important ones will receive the readings.Here is what I need from you:-query-gender-agenot answering all the requirements cancels your query automaticallyi will not be answering generals or death queries in any way
>>30765547Awesome, thank you anon
>>30765618What is her intention towards me?Alien parents losing a child only to search to get it back- yeah there's definitely a chance at love they don't want you out of their life
>>30765655Apparently we've met beforeI can't send you a message though says we're not on the same server
>>30765670I really want to have a babyWill I get pregnant soon and with someone I already know?Female28
>>30765678>met beforeI've had this happen only once before, and it was just as awkward as you'd expect lolyou should still be able to add me tho
>>30765670Every time I think I want to do something, a field of study or project I fail and give up long before any successI always lose interest and passionI don't enjoy hardly any work even though I shouldThis is making me depressed and feel an extreme lack of purpose, I don't know what to do with my life, things excite me but I'm never able to follow through, I always make a mental list each morning if tasks and always fail themHow do I even start to fix this?How can I find meaningful work?Male20
>>30765670M 25Will I lead my people to peace and prosperity?
>>30765670where will I be staying 8 weeks from nowcurrently in a refuge18f
>>30765686I'd be willing it pump a baby in you, just don't expect any child support for a while. Kinda in a shit situation work wise
>>30765698Well, though tempting, not exactly what I want for my future child.
>>30765670Male22A specific girl keeps appearing in my dreams. Who is she to me? Will I meet her?
>>30765686>>30765704Are you a pisces living far north?
>>30765704alternatively, I'd be a stay at home dad while I work on my writing until I get published and make it big.
>>3076567410 wands rx8 wandsStarShe wants something from you. Realized her old ways of going about getting it weren't working. Changed her methods. This is a recently new development in her thoughts about you. Arigato for the read. Hope he will someday love me and not want to just shoot babies into me >_~
>>30765670What would be the best next job? It could be within my current company or outside. It could need me to move or not.Make, 30
AQDo I already know my future bf?
>>30765724Honestly, you don't even want to know the answer. You don't want a bf, you want to chase a fantasy.
>>30765712No, that's not me.
>>30765724>6 of PentsYes, and he's probably someone you already value in your life
>>30765716Well that's good newsIf you want an in depth reading email me some background I could do a nine card or a Celtic crossI prefer only to do bigger spreads when I have info is allThanks for the read, your silly and thirsty nature always makes me giggle
>>30765713Hmm, well I'd have to read some of your writing.
>>3076573228 is the average age of the first birth, no surprise to see it repeat between people then>>30765739My writing is better and I'm sexierT. Shamelessly looking for review/criticism from anyone
>>30765670Occultism/ Hermetic path praticioner here. How i'm faring, in this path? Things are changing fast with me, I don't have interest in nothing more in this life than progressing. At the rate I'm going, how it will porbably end, what are the prognostics?>male>34
>>30765739Got an e-mail? If we get along in a general sense, I'll send you something.
>>30765748Okay sorry that was me lmao
>>30765758No burner email just discord
>>30765748>T. Shamelessly looking for review/criticism from anyoneWhy?
tradinghow does he feel about the abuse I'm going through?
>>30765774He doesn't like it but I do. Drop a burner.
>>30765765Kek you're a high quality qt but just not my type, <3 best of luck big sis!!!>>30765758She's friendly, but you can't be gentle with her, she doesn't like that at all.
>>30765768I'm >>30765688Even negative attention will fuel me to do something, my life is really empty because I don't try hard enough at anything it's my fault and I want that spark, if people criticize me positively or negatively it motivates me to create more
>>30765778>but you can't be gentle with her, she doesn't like that at all.In which way, tho? Like, are we smackin bitches up, as The Prodigy once said, or are we smackin asses?
>>30765455Will he appear untill the end of the year?
>>30765774Will I get her to stop hating me?Starting
>>30765793>3 of SwordsNo, I don't think he will
>>30765784then fuck off and die.
AQWill contacting B be worthwhile (Financial query)
>>30765778Thought that might be youWish you the best :)
>>30765795queen of pentacles8 of cups rxdevil rxactually, yes, but you will already be detached of the situation. Looks like it's healthier than what you have going on, at least. Give her some time.
>>30765789I mean sexually and less so verballyShe doesn't want to die in a ditch or be covered in bruises, it's not like I got all that close to her or flew far north, her body count is actually pretty damn low for a 28 year old of her looks, have fun
>>30765778Omg no I like gentle
>>30765802>10 of WandsSeems you'd be asking for more than you're capable of handling, in one way or another. I wouldn't, Anon.
>>30765800You have to say it because you think my writing sucks, and it has to be specific enough I can analyze the opinion or actually be hurt- doesn't work otherwise, thanks for the attempt though aniki>>30765803Get that baby in the oven!!
>>30765778>>30765789>>30765808>>30765811this whole fucking exchange
>>30765774>page of wands rx, 3 of coins, knight of cups rxHe doesn't like it but some part of him seems to think it's deserved. He might expect more from you In terms of your situation and doesn't seem to see himself as your savior.
>>307656962 cups reversed, ace cups rev, hermit, wheel fortune, king wands, 3 pents rev, 2 wands, ace wands, fool rev, 9 wands rev, devil rev, 3 cups rev, 8 wands revIn 8 weeks you will move someplace where you will be able to spend some time alone, you will feel like its authentic like legit. although you will have no support from people, you will plan ahead, an opportunity will come up and you will take it, you will most likely relocate a 2nd time after a month or a few weeks. you won't leave everything behind and you will feel like the past is dragging on even when you get to this new place, you will get defensive. you will break your agreement (possibly your lease or your agreement if you agreed to stay at someone's house like a friend or family member), again you will have problems with support. either you won't have anyone supporting you or you will feel peer pressure. by the 3rd month or so (meaning in april or even may) you will be rushing and will be feeling very nervous.I suggest finding yourself a job or if possible see if you can get paid to go to school.over here you can get your housing paid and still have enough left for bills and food and other expenses if you sign up for a program with the government to go to trade school. they pay you to go. figure out if something like this applies in your country.
>>30765808Bro, why you gotta put me on blast out here tho
AQWould it be a good idea to put cock in my butthole?
>>30765811Half the time you get to be gentle, the other half the time it's your chore to bust her open and push her around, I'm certain she's willing to compromise if you're her type emotionally>>30765821i tri 2 funnies, but it twue
>>30765808Hold on, is she the suicidal and drug addicted pisces who claimed to be 30 and was going to be my wife?
>>30765820>You have to say it because you think my writing sucksNah.
>>30765850Definitely not me lol
>>30765860Which continent you're from?
>>30765846I see how it is Can't trust anybody apparently
>>30765836It's gonna come up the moment you get wet, I'm just trying to help you advertise your babymaker big sisBtw this is a multiple sexes a day female, don't sign up if you a 2x a week guy she would probably get very grumpy!!
>>30765871How do you even remember all that?I was mostly joking lolI do want a baby though ahha
>>30765850Nope! She's 28 and looks fine for her age>>30765856Apathetic depression =\ suicidal depressionJust talk to trannies if you want to help heroes an hero
>>30765878Your womb's clock is ticking and so is my burner's.
>>30765883>help heroes an herothey don't need
AqHow likely is it?
>>30765870Can't trust? I'm advertising. You can't just say you wanna impreg a horny femanon then judge her for having a libido>>30765878>Mostly jokingI'm sure one of these young guys will gib many manies childrenses
>>30765835my current plan is something along the lines of what your recommending but I won't be able to put it into play until august so I'm looking at the space of time between leaving the refuge and being able to stay in student accommodation. (march~ - august~). my current plan was to stay with a friend but their parents are hesitant, I can see conflict between us forming and ending any plans I might work out with them lol. thanks for the read/advice ill have to see how these things go.
>>30765808>her body countthis guy out here straight threatening to ruin this poor girl's whole career rn
AQWill they be back this year?
>>307657543 pents, HP, 3 swords rev, queen pents, 5 cups, knight wands rev, ace cups, 7 cups rev, 6 swords, 9 swords rev, 7 pents rev, moon, 7 wands rev, queen swords, star rev, 4 cups revYour path that you're on is faring quite well right now, however it wont stay like this for long. soon you will have to give up something for good, it seems like a bad habit of some sort. you will be sad to leave it behind. you will begin something new like a new phase, you will be impatient to begin. you will lose touch with reality but mainly you will be denying yourself pleasure. you will then move away from something either physically or mentally. this will cause you to do shadow work or getting to the root of your worries. you will have to go through a period of trials and errors. there will be some things hidden in plain sight, perhaps some secrets to be found, you will be fighting for the wrong thing at this moment. once clarity has set in you will slice thru and see the truth, in the end it will leave you with a pessimistic outlook and you will be very bored with your life.advice: if all you have as interest in your life is progressing then I suggest you find a higher power (like a deity, Creator God or a lessor god of lower importance) and dedicate your life to its higher good. do your actions based on how it can help or give fruit by being directed by this higher power. some people are called to build families with a wife and kids, some are called to work and help the communities. do something to make yourself useful and not just do selfish acts. I see here that you may follow of path of letting go of bad habits. you will do this more than once in the coming months. possibly doing nofap or choosing to no longer hooking up with loose women only for the sake of sex.follow the right path and if you aren't following God or a deity of some sort, then your life is meaningless and you will achieve nothing worthy of note in this incarnation.
>>30765894Since you're gunna be so rude can you tell me if j is likely to want a relationship with me?
>>30765670Is it my fate to become a nun? female19
>>30765918Sorry sis, I thought it would draw guys towards you>The chariot>The five of wands>The seven of wandsEven though he wants you there will be bickering and defensive behavior on his time before it gets off the ground at all
>>30765898ya so you will either move to student accommodation or your friends house but something will happen and you will have to leave your friends house before you expect.might I suggest finding yourself an older bf (someone who has their own place) and maybe seeing if you can make a relationship work and living in their place.I am sure some guy who's in his late 20's or early 30's wouldn't mind having an 18-19y old around and offer their place.just make sure you're treated right and don't be afraid to walk away at any time.
>>30765912Thanks, reader, I will record this reading for future reference. Indeed, all this chase for just the sake of it is meaningless, but is reassuring to know that I'm not stagnating. Perahps at the end of the road I will find The Tower, a tough ending, but perhaps it would be needed to go on.Thanks again!
>>30765937Haha interesting, I don't know what he wants to fight about.Thanks for the read! Now stop telling strangers about me :)
>>30765949btw your reading is good for the next few months, possibly until april or may, possibly even till June. I am not too sure of the time frame as tarot only marks the biggest signs
>>30765911>>30765911Your situation: Two of wandsThey will not be back: Strength They will be back: Queen of pentacles
>>30765928you win the last reading>>30765686>>30765688>>30765692>>30765708>>30765723>>30765763>>30765842Better luck next time, although I may answer a couple of these with another technique just for fun. hang on I might answer you...
>>30765966That's even better. I'm planning to get to astral travel until May, I need to comparate the reading with my planning, in that regard. Getting there is key, regardless of what will be done afterwards.As bad habits, quit gaming, perhaps forever, this year, there is some bad habits but none of them get near it in terms of life wasting.Thanks, reader!
>>30766000I wouldn't really call gaming a bad habit though, perhaps if you're spending all your free time on it then yes it is.cards say you'll be very bored in the future. remember its not a sin to play video games once in a while, its fun that's why people do it.
>>30765948i did my own read for where id be staying in march, june, september and december from now. for december I got the 2 of cups, september 3 of pentacles, june the moon and march four of wands. I interpreted the 3 of pentacles as a sign that my student accommodation plan would work out and that I might be able to move in with a partner of some kind after that, the moon scared me though since the only way I could interpret it that as under a starry sky. since the time frame roughly lines up with what your saying I think I might have to put serious consideration into being completely without accommodation for some period of time after being kicked out by friends.
>>30766041I did this read a few days ago not now idk why i said now
>>30766019The Queen says be practical They won’t be back, but your inner strength is stronger than anything you could find externally.
>>30766055>They won’t be backThank you
>>30766041>>30766050Save up some money, just in case you need to go to a motel or some housing of some sorts.
>>30765928fool, queen cups, 5 wands, ace wands, 3 cups, king cups, ace cups, 2 wands rev, devil rev, HP, knight swords, 10 pents rev, king swords, 2 swords rev, 2 cups, star, 7 pentsyou have decided to become a nun, you feel good about this and everything is being set up so this happens. you will continue to take steps to go in this direction. you may even move someplace that will allow you to become a nun. at some point you will disagree with something, could be a teaching or some way. you will break your contract and decide to go towards another goal, what follows is a path where you try to find the truth or communication but you get blocked by circumstances, until finally something happens where you are seen as an equal and you will have to go thru trials of errors and acceptance.>td;lr no you don't become a nun
AQHow can I get rid of forced negative and violent thoughts?
>>30766127thanks. can i ask a follow up? when you said being seen as an equal, what situation will that be and what trails will i have to face to be accepted?
>>30766144stop dwelling in low vibration. its possible you're just a brainlet as low IQ is linked with violence. your ape brain isn't able to formulate high intelligence and you resort to OOGA BOOGA.are you a teenager? are you black or white?if you answered yes to any of these 3 questions.your answer is, you won't mature and change until you get older. your hormones and brain pattern will change over time.until your reach 30. try not to do any crimes and stay out of trouble. try not to resort to violence.I suggest picking up a sport like boxing or just punching on a punching bag
>>30766162>muh vibrationsok karen
>>30766171people keep telling me i already know my next romantic partner, is this true? what are they like?yours?
>>30766144Could be you having to face your shadow sideIt's tough for sure but stay strong
>>30766179how will i meet my next gf?starting
>>30766177what you're showing is that you're a brainlet. enjoy your rage idiot. you'll probably end up killing yourself by doing something incredibly dumb
>>30766179>is it true>the tower reversedyeah you do>what are they like?>queen of wands>5 of pents>8 of pents reversed>5 of cups reversedsomeone whose social but worries a lot about themselves. This causes them to create some ideas of perfectionism and is not able to move on from the trauma that causes them to be perfect
>>30766162I'm white, in my 20s, as far as I know my IQ is average, I'm not prone to violence, I'm completely for peace>>30766184What is that?
AQWho is keeping a close eye on me?
>>30766222Look up dark night of the soul on youtube
>>30766186nine of pents, nine of cups rx, the moon, seven of cups rx, eight of cups rxyou'll meet her through some kind of dating service or on social media.... she's cute, i saw a white girl with long blonde/dirty blonde-brownish hair and blue eyes... it'll be summer time or late spring. your first date will be outdoors. you won't be able to hide yourself from her. shes petitie, fiesty, quirky, chatty, intelligent and takes no bs. you'll like her a lot. i also feel you'll estalk her for quite awhile before you actually get in contact.
>>30766246I'll thank you
>>30765632>>30765673Tricked again. Many such cases I guess?
>>30766265Weirdly enough I had a dream a while ago that I was with somebody who looked like thatTy for the trade
aqmy chances with catnip?
>>30766433Zero, she has a bf.
>>30766508Do I still have chance? Or its over?yours?
>>30766514Will it be just something with an expiry date or will there be genuine feelings and commitment? starting
>>30766523>five of wands>the star>six of cups reversed>six of cups reversedYou are a challenge with a good good prize. Don't want to settle just want to fuck.
>>307665149Swords rxKingSwords rx5Pents8Wands rxhmmm did a spread with spanish cards too but nothing major showing upqueen of bastos and king of bastos are in the same couple but i think you need to change up your strategies for this to work
>>30766559whoops forgot first part of the reading with rider waiteIt looks like its not happening because there is anxiety and something that clouds your judgement and makes you not able to adapt to situationsthere might also be manipulation or someone abusing their power>>30766548thx
should I show herself my erection? AQ
>>30766755>king of wandsAbsolutely.
AQIf I pursue my creative interests, will I get from them what I desire?
>>30766759thank you I hope she see it right now :D
>>30766785>anon gets blocked for unsolicited dick pic
>>30766797she is next to me
>>30766806Tell her to drop a burner.
>>30766837pee pee or poo poo?yours?
>>30766837what does SB want fromyou?
>>30766843What does she want from me?starting
>>30766849You're just jealous because you don't even poop solid on that fag milk.
>>30766849Hi Cheswick. What will happen between me and her? Can you say?
>>307668548 of cups rx - 3 of cups - 10 of swordsShe wants an end to the stagnacy in you friendship
>>30766867I mean drop me a burner and I'll ill show you a normal shit dude.>>30766869A lot will happen fast then literally nothing until she shows she's bpd and your out of her life
>>30766843Ace of swordsQueen of cupsPage of cups reversedShow them you care about them, no talking.They want to be sure.
>>30766890>A lot will happen fast then literally nothing until she shows she's bpd and your out of her lifeIf we have sex thats almost fine by me :D thank you.
Doing one fecalmancy reading.No poo poo queries please.
>>30766763ten of pentaclesit will prove to be quite lucrative.
>>30766918Sorry but it seems I'm constripated.I'll drink a herbal remedy and see what happens.
>>30766955what is her fixation on me?you
>>30766943Wait your like literally having a shit. And reading it. Dude just read tea leaves
>>30766965Will it be worth the effort? starting
>>30766965did she like it?starting
>>30766965I would not call it a fixation on youSix of Pents rxNine of Wands rxMagicianTen of Pents rxShe is just fixated with power and has a materialistic drive to obtain itshes got a bit too much ego and uses it as a way to scare off her insecurities
>>30766980>>30766965go make your own trade friend. >did she like it?>startinganon if you confirm I will start.
>trying to get over ex>do a pick a card "whats next in love" youtube tarot reading>"you'll reunite and forgive a gemini lover who you've recently split up with">mentions an extremely specific detail about them that applies to at best 0.1% of people, aswell as a bunch of other accurate but generic shit>try and forget about it >next do a pick a card "soulmate" tarot reading>"you'll meet someone while young on a beach who will propel you forward. you've most likely already met this person but are currently separated, fate will bring you back together though.">we met on a beach>they mention gemini again but its not as central to this onegod I hate this shit can someone give me a super soul crushing reading? or an optimistic one that has nothing to do with exes? idc if u make up cards or whatever.
Reading for entwistle Hexing Saint Floyd always
>>30767012>>30767023i gave a read, now read
AQWhat's next in my dead love life?
>>30767031wrong tag friend :(
>>30767029Dude maybe she's just coming back?
>>30767029Retard pick a different deck then God.... and if your a dude why are you hung up on one girl anyway. When you should be fucking as many as you can.
>>30766966What happens if you're all out of tea, or someplace where you don't have access to anything but still want a reading?
I'm going to buy 78 decks, pull the 10 of swords out of them and use those to construct my own brutally honest deck.
>>30767037Two of coinsTwo of cups Time to hire a prostitute for the gf experience
>>30767030I showed her my erection. Did she like it :D?
>>30767059>waiting for ches to scry a small dick
>>30767030Can you please check up on my spirit gf?
>>30767029>do a pick a card ,,what their next step is" yt tarot reading>*haha that's certainly not accurate, too many people are watching haha*>,,they will do something that will get you off track">a week later I scream because they did *something*
>>30767062I thought my dick is ok.
>>30767059Six of coinsDo you show pepole your dick because you've been abused sexually anon? This is the "I've been touched by daddy card"
>>30767030E's feelings for mee?
>>30766980seems like you're fixated on achieving success in some new venture, possibly business related. i see you are unprepared, obsessed with the final result but not aware of what you need to do in order to get there. perhaps you're expecting things to just fall into place because a stroke of "beginner's luck" has cast this illusion of inevitability. you may even be obsessed with this but feel somewhere that it's just not... you. it's worth the effort, yes, but the outcome is not as rosy as you'd like it to be. it will fade out as quickly as it entered the scene.. it hurts inside, but you're priming yourself for something completely different. don't give up and definitely put effort into it, and respect that even though it doesn't end up how you'd like, you'll have a much more sophisticated mindset because of this. it's integral to your personal growth.world devil eight cups
>>30767056LOL it won't happenThanks
>>30767070She is very depressed you haven't been active with her like she's wanted. Get a ouija board anon
god some of you are so impatient.
>>30767100You already know the answer to this one.
>>30767053pee pee poo poo>>30767091Thanks man for your read
>>30767101I want my next /div/ gf RIGHT NOW!
>>30767084>Do you show pepole your dick because you've been abused sexually anon? This is the "I've been touched by daddy card"understood and noted. sorry. thank you.
>>30767096:(trying to develop clairaudience
>>30767094Don't be a pussy just get a prostitute. >>30767089Uhhh very disillusioned I don't think e at present even knows your real feels. Ends up you keep pretending about them and nothing happens
>>30767106It's one of the most precious natural resources we haven't evolved enough to utilize it to its full potential.You can heat houses and use poo as a power source. You can drink pee if you're stuck someplace and need to dehydrate.
>>30767030Will we have sex today?
>>30767112Dude actively presue them based on your character not your cock>>30767100You'll find one night bfs on tinder but nothing exclusive until 2024 besides who cares when your vaxxed anyway
>>30767124Gross dude... your messed up.>>30767128No.
>>30767030Will I marry you?
>>30767046I don't really want her too lol. she was kinda unbearable and I was initially relieved when we finally broke up. I miss her a lot but I don't want to deal with her again.>>30767049isnt picking another deck cheating? she let me mess around with others anyways, hell she insisted I did.
>>30767110We only fuck 10/10s dude.
>>30767137>Dude actively presue them based on your character not your cockyes. thank you.
>>30767153So you're basically femcels.
>>30767030will i have gf soon?
>>30767143fastcompany (dot) COOM/3053656/ this-house-runs-on-poop-and-food-wasteyou were a bum but never drank your pee to stay alive? if you had access to water then you didn't have it so hard after all
>>30767143>No.ok. thank you.
>>30767165https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_GryllsIs it you frend?
>>30767164Stay in your illusion dude you don't need a gf. Stay with a waifu much better for you.>>30767160Nah just I am lmao>>30767165Uhh I drank sewer water and caught fish>>30767147How much money do you have anon
>>30767186>Stay in your illusion dude you don't need a gf. Stay with a waifu much better for you.the hell this even means, i dont speak horny tentacles
>>30767186>How much money do you have anonLike 300 bucks on my account right now.
>>30767030Will we be a couple with her?
>>30767195Your to immature for a gf just keep jerking to fake women
>>30767181you gotta do what you gotta do>>30767186>sewer waterso you drank poo poo and pee pee mixed with water and chemicals, gotcha
>>30767118What does she want me to do with her?
>>30767214I'm pretty sure drinking sewer water is borderline mortal.
>>30767070>>30767096what is she btw?
>>30767209Rev towerI would proceed with caution >>30767224What's this even mean?>>30767230Cute grill>>30767220Just wants love
>>30767244>I would proceed with cautionDid you mean yes but things will not be great?caution for what I wonder.
>>30767244Why won't she commit if she wants love?
>>30767244thanks chesi like you
>>30767244So are we marrying or what?
AQ (Tarot please)My career for the next 2 months.
>>30767263The girl will tear you down to your foundation. Dude srsly skip>>30767269It's a female thing.>>30767275:/
>>30767308I'll give you plenty of affection and dick you daily. We can be hobos together.
>>30767314Uhh brah I'm in a apt now... I'm not homeless
>>30767326Even better. Stinky sex would suck.
>>30767308>The girl will tear you down to your foundation. Dude srsly skipI am so horny and like her. She is cute and lovable. I don't know what I will do. Thank you.
air queryis there more marks coming?
>>30767337Yeah the booster shots.
>>30767333>>30767308if you say if I have sex soon I will promise I will skip :DI am so desperate. Here entwistle with his mom
>>30767308>it's a female thingand not a 'I want to have my cake and eat it too' kind of thing? Like she wants beta orbiters but not commit to any of them?
>>30767352Yeah that's the female thing.
>>30767030Does she want me more than anyone else or is there someone else she wants more?
Air QueryShe is masturbating isnt she right now?
AQDid they see us?
>>30767451>>30767469Am I right? God! I am horny too. Its so illogical we are still not making love.
>>30767490dude that's two different querents
>>30767530yeap I just asked to cheswick, about my air query.
>>30767469Why are women so comfortable around me?
>>30767991Still there? I want to know what it would have been like to be with her.
>>30768049knave of wands - the star - the wheelvery innocence and healing with the occasional ups and downshow do I show her I care
>>30768078>hermit, 5 of swords, ace of coinsJust respect her space and leave her to work out her issues. She will come around to what's important to her after enough time and you can judge then.
>>30767029Yt pick up cards are usually over positive, even some cards that would be a red flag are readed as being niceIt's because if viewer see something they don't like, they will dislike the video or will insult the reader (i've seen how a reader that doesn't sugarcoat is mostly insulted that she needed to report comments)
Air query Will I have financial problems next month?
>>30768928idk if you're still here butwas j trying to make me jealous with his bio/pfp?
>>30768949still here. should I continue to try or I start to be annoying? does she like me?starting
>>307689497 f swords . lovers . judgement reversetotally yes.
>>30768998should anon continue? queen of wands reversed, wheel of fortune, nine of wandsif you continue to try with her you won't annoy her. you'll just keep getting the same results, nothing will change. if anything you're just going to weaken your ego. you'll keep going regardless of what i say until someone new comes along. does she like anon?the tower, the queen of swords, eight of wandsshe doesn't like you. she feels like she can dominate you. you bring out her controlling and nagging tendencies like a smothering mother. she wants you to stay away.
>>30769033ok. thank you. I didn't know what else to say in my reading. it was just there.
>>30765632Hey don't trick qt, I have less time than you to become a mother, in less than 5 years my eggs will be low qualityGo look your own burner!
>>30769304Well, neither of you emailed me so whatever. At least I tried.