What's the weirdest, most disturbing cryptid you ever seen or heard about?
not sure. whos attention are you trying to get with that image btw?
>>30752876Just a random pic on my phone. Kek
>>30752864the pants that get filmed on midwestern cctv
>>30752864march 9 2019, i saw a 14 foot tall white skin giant that telepathically communicated to me. he looked like a giant corpse. same night i also saw a 30 foot tall set of ancient hermetic scales appear out of thin air and some small floating thing that looked like a fucking star wars droid... since then i have seen so many weird things... shadows shaped like people, beings made of light, a scorpion spider chimera thing with a human-like head... like wtf is happening
Rememer that one greentext about that HUMUNGOUS (almost sounds like 4m0gu5) serpent in Lake Baikal?
>>30752864Real creatures are weirder than pretend ones.
This is very obscure and local but I recall a weird story from some kids at summer camp while we were going on a bus to Orlean island. He talked about a weird monster that was carpet like, with a ghastly face with pitch black eye sockets and a long slender snakelike and fabric like body. The thing apparently inhabits abandonned houses and preys on people who explore them uninvited to suck their brains out through their noses. Great story.
>>30753127Go back to your choke and stroke session faggot
I saw a kind of stick man thing once, i'm still convinced is my adhd playing tricks on me but it was such an specific thing that i can't forget it.It was also not really like other stick man sightnings ive read about since it wasnt really a shadow man or "reality warping around itself" kinda deal, it was just some weird thing that walked and disappeared and it was on a clear sunny day.
>>30753171No you didn't you stupid schizo take your meds
>>30753177I don't need meds lol
>>30753199>I don't have meds lolftfy. You clearly do NEED them.
>>30753080That's a rare deepwater jew
>>30754598Look it THAT eyes-hole!
>>30752864Yor fat retarded fucking mum
Those Japanese turtle men that try to take the ball out of peoples assholes
>>30756211who would that be?
>>30753005Put down the bong
>>30754598Other cryptids hate him!
>>30752864Snow snakes,They like in the easter sierra nevada mountain range, they lay dormant all summer, in the snow they come out. They crawl into animals ass's when they poop to lay eggs
>>30752987Fresno Nightcrawlers, those were actually in California.
>>30753171You're not the only one, I've seen other reports of people seeing stick men.
One summer a while back, I went to Sweden and started dating this girl. I had just turned twenty years old, never been with anybody really before. She was a really cool person, but had a lot of emotional issues.She had to take these pills to mitigate her moods, which would swirl suddenly and violently otherwise. Before I met this girl, I hadn't had any meaningful experiences with people with diagnosed personality disorders. To me she always looked haunted. Had these tired blue eyes and a steady blue aura to her, slightly protective. She made violent, sexual paintings.In her sleep, her face would sometimes scrunch up, and she would start talking in Swedish. I don't know at all what she would be talking about,, but she always sounded horrified or angry, squirming and scratching her unconscious body during these episodes.Never talked to her about that, just kept it to myself. We had so much fun that summer, but by its end I had to fly back to America and return to school.When I got back home, my nights alone got f u c k e d - u p. In the moments before I would drift into sleep, I would awaken to feminine whispers from fixed points in my room. If i would open my eyes, I would see this peculiar woman. She had bumpy grey skin, long wet black hair, a giant pac-man looking mouth, fat limbs with fat fingers, and no eyes or eye-holes. She would come towards me, and just start touching me. I couldn't move and I couldn't scream. She would often grab my hand and stick my fingers inside of her. Sometimes I would awaken to her masturbating silently over me. Not even scary, just upsetting as FUCK. Never dealt with anything like it in my life. Stopped happening one day a couple of months later. Went to Sweden several times after that. Girl I was dating got much better at managing her inner demons.TLDR: Molested by a malignant entity in my sleep every night for months on end.I think I caught it from my girlfriend at the time. Eventually, it went away (-。ー;)
>>30756211who the fuck gave this nigga internet access baka /x/ has truly gone down the shitter
Two giant white birds.
>>30757736who is that guy?
>>30752864I was gonna say skinwalker, but that's less of a cryptid and more of a straight up paranormal creature.As far as cryptids go, I've seen two in my life. Some sort of giant pink bird and two sponge-like fungi that emitted a green or purple dust when you stepped on it.This sounds ridiculous, but it was actually very surreal and scary when I saw it. I have no mental disorders and was sober at the time, I was probably about 9-10.As far as cryptids I've heard of, any type of living dinosaur and anything that lives in the water really creeps me out. One is just due to it being extremely out of place, the other is because large bodies of water are basically synonymous with uncertainty.
>>30757971The mushrooms are a type of puffball. I had a bunch of them in my yard. When I stepped on them, they let out clouds of yellowish dust. My dog ran through them and the dust made him sick. We pulled them all up. Hopefully they don't grow back in the spring.
George WashingtonI heard that motherfucker had like... thirty goddamn dicks
>>30752864J'ba FofiSpiders the size of wolves.
>>30757547The thing is that the stickman actually looked like a physical object with texture and colorIt just didnt look like something that could move, but did and poofed away like some G-Man shit
And people claim this doesn't happen to humans too.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile_bear
Chupacabra is probably the scariest one>Looks like an alien>Feeds on blood>Is known the attack humans>A total ChadCompared to something like the goatman>Stupid animal/human hybrid>Knock off of Bigfoot>Is known to rape people (including males) and is probably a rapist in a costume
Dwarves/little people who live out in the woods
>>30759000Checked. Tell us more fren
>>30752864I remember hearing a story about how some porn star screwed one of those giant spiders from the Congo. Don't know what the person who made up the story was smoking.
>>30753116Is this a D&D monster? If it ain't, it should be.
>>30758001It emitted spores similar to how a puffball would but they didn't look like it.They looked literally like a rectangular dark green or purple kitchen sponge.I found them when I was at my grandfather's farm.
>>30752864the amon goos
Hmmm, I don´t know what it was, but I guess this is as good a thread as any to tell this story.I was maybe 4 years old or something like that and was playing Ratchet&Clank on the Playstation 2. My mom had gone to the store and I was alone at home when I had the urge to go take a piss. This was in a commieblock so it´s quite small and the front door was pretty much parallel to the bedroom that me and my mom slept in. Well I walked through that area and froze in my tracks and looked to my right. I saw a dark shadowy figure standing next to the bedside of where my father used to sleep before he died in an accident. It was like a blob of black ink hovering there and it turned to look at me. I remember running to the living room and turning up the game to pretend like nothing had happened. I was so scared that I pissed my pants because I was afraid of leaving the living room. My mother never believed me and honestly the only reason I believe it is because of the visceral fear I felt that caused me to piss myself voluntarily instead of going to the bathroom.
>>30752864The weirdest cryptid is Snailcat.>So-called scientists claim it doesn't exist.I have photo evidence from my encounter with the beast that proves it is real!!!
>>30760204am pretty sure it is minus the sucking the brains out :^)sounded way more scary as a kid haha
>>30761105Fuck Basedentists, hail the snail cat fuck jannies
>>30761105IS THIS REALLLLLLLLLLL IM SCARDE
>>30752864Some sort of English cryptid, I forgot the name. It's local mountain entity that follows you home and drives you to suicide.
>>30761224You're thinking of the cryptid known as "Average Britbong Female" VERY scary
>>30761235KEK now that I think of it we have them here in Burgerland too.
>>30752864I do weird shit sometimes, I won't be surprised if I'm the cryptid in some one's story.
>>30753171I remember reading an account about a hiker/hunter that encountered a wounded extraterrestrial that resembled a stick bug. Drew out his blood to heal itself. I can't find it for the life of me now.
>>30761700Now THAT is a deep-down memory...
>>30752864>the joggerIt pretends to be a harmless jogger while running around the neighborhood looking for innocent people rob, rape, and murder, it's natural camouflaged skin allows it to blend into night and very difficult to see, imagine a genetic adaptation to rob and murder and commit night time crime, like a terrible black evil shadow demon who only knows how to commit crime.
>>30752864Cow-women from space
>>30761969Edit: zomfg thanks guys for the likes and awards!!
The Fur-Bearing Trout
>>30762959This thread was for cool stories, but you had to take it too far with your terrifying example, anon. Christ.
Not creepy or disturbing at all and is easily explainable but I love ningen, favorite sea monster rn