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Oh my....
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>>30016821
What a boss.
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>>30016821
me when im almost in orbit and still can't see the curve
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Looks like he pooped his pants. He is old.
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>>30016821
Based Bill, all the other fags playing doing gymnastics like fags while he glares out the window to absorb as much knowledge from being in space that he can.
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>>30017478
The captains log
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>>30017520
Lel
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seems like hes doing the "seeing earth from above the atmosphere" thing that astronauts usually do
theres a name for it I forgot its basically awe and wonder
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>>30017520
Fedora status: Tipped.
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I remember an old western movie with him in it
kinda dumb
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>>30016821
wow. What the fuck did he see?
He's not a good actor, so either he's just seen some shit, or this is the most genuine acting he's ever done in his entire career.
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>>30017778
>wow. What the fuck did he see?
Im pretty sure he noticed the pixels, and realized he was in The Volume
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He saw the black budget shit and was pissed he had to take a retarded rocket
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>>30017520
Kek
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There's someone on the wing!!! .... some , thing!
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>>30018080
>cut to little green gremlin
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I really wanna go to space now
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>>30017593
masonry
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>>30018309
Elaborate.
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>>30017520
William Shat-nhispants
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>>30017478
>>30017520
>>30018374
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>>30017478
astronauts always look red like that, because there is no gravity to pull blood down and more of it goes to your head.
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>>30018309
pretty much
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>>30017520
William Shartner
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He saw your mom
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>>30018683
weird how these christian conservatives covered up what would validate their republican views...

dumbass.
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>>30016859
https://youtu.be/yRfzPgbVpIQ
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>>30017520

underrated
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>>30019220
children with too much money.
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>>30018829
>christian conservatives
You think the government is run by Christian conservatives? What a retard.
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>>30020199
>noo you can't just do something fun with your money you have to give it all to poor people
keep seething libcuck
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>>30017593
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overview_effect
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>>30018829
Holy shit you're so fucking retarded if you think the Government is ran by Christian Conservatives. Like unbelievably fucking retarded. I don't think the world is flat, nor that we haven't gone to the moon, but the reason these conspiracies' even exist in the first place is precisely because a bunch of Kikes and Freemasons run the US Government and have for over a hundred years.
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>>30016821
Monster!
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>>30018829
These darned Christian conservatives in the government, media, finance, Hollywood and intelligence agencies…
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>>30022103
I know right? The audacity of these Christians!
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>>30017541
>Lel
Nice post nigga
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>>30018829
You mean Luciferians from all sides of the fake political spectrum?
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>>30018309
As above so below
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They aren't even trying
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>>30019220
Why so many jump cuts? Why can we not have full unedited video of the whole thing in one take?
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>>30018377
>Not I shatner myself
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>>30023590
Yeah fake as fuck RIGHT???????????????
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>>30023439
Trying what? Working out?
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>>30016821
So hypnotized by the show, they can't look away but dream of malls and Mcdonalds, enamored by billionaires and idols .

So Shatner is a reptillian clone flying over flat-hollow earth. So what? So nothing, and then you must post and just post.
The sons of great Tartaria, defeated by mud. Just post and dreams.
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>>30023439
i need to get better at photoshop i know
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>>30018055
Probably this, or a UFO
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>>30023439
holy shit wtf
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>>30023439
couldn't find that original picture of bezos online, but found shatner's. probably just a clever shop
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>>30017778
IDK maybe it has something to do with seeing earth from fucking space after 90 years of wanting to see it.
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>>30016821

>>why does it look so flat?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aa7KWLkzXc
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>>30016821
what Shatner saw
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>>30024333
https://metro.co.uk/2021/09/24/star-treks-william-shatner-to-boldly-go-to-space-with-jeff-bezos-15313760/

found a photo thats similar the suits have the same creases but shatner with a different expression.
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>>30022174
Wow, we only have to take random letters out of any logical order and slap a completely unrelated triangle on top of the pyramid to form a six-pointed star! You've found them out!
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>>30017520
el oh el
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>>30024985
We have video of him in the suit. What's this trying to prove? News sites wants photos for their articles? Nothing new.
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>>30023439
lmao
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>>30023439
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>>30018683
Can you explain this?
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>>30023439
Where is that bezos photo supposed to be from? You made it youself, right??
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>>30020921
that motherfucker bezos and his shitty company dont pay fucking taxes.
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>>30018683
>nuking the firmament
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>>30027919
>that motherfucker bezos and his shitty company dont pay fucking taxes.
Based
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Is this you william shatner secretly confirming flat earth is true
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>>30016821
where's the flat earth edit
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>>30023439
every single fold and ripple is identical, lol
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>>30016821
/x/ was in space before any other board
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>>30024333
>>30027278
>>30023439
https://texasnewstoday.com/jeff-bezos-dramatically-plump-lips-and-very-smooth-face-evoke-rumors-of-cosmetic-surgery/391602/
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>>30028006
him not paying taxes but being hte ricest man alive and making us pay them after getting rich from the govt teat and leasing servers to the govt is not based its cringe and gay.
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>>30023439
What
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>>30017520
fucking lmao'd out loud
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>>30017778
To be fair imagine being 90 years old, shitposting on 4chan, best known throughout your entire career as a sci fi starship captain, and then actually going up and seeing the planet itself with your own eyes.
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>>30017505
Audibly kekd
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>>30017505
>low earth orbit
>space
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>>30023439
Its obvious the second one is shopped but why the fuck would they need to do this?
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Here is the real conspiracy theory why have I rarely EVER heard of william shatner but now today and yesterday the sentient internet algorithm has shilled this dude everywhere very mysterious either this dude about to drop dead or something gonna happen with him
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>>30017520
thank you
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>>30032886
uh, he went to space. he's relevant again for a lil bit. meds, take them.
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>>30018829
Retard
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>>30018377
>Captain's log
>in my trousers
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>>30016821

He was 62 miles up. Is that high enough to see the chicken?
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>>30016821
>Is... that a wall of ice around our world? What is that giant golden city and asteropod with tentacles coming out of its head?
>Captain's Log: I'm too old for this b.s.
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>>30030668
Is bezos becoming bog-pilled??????
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>>30034419
>>30030668
its because he left his wife for a goblina who convinced him to get the same shitty surgery from the same shitty surgeon as her.
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>>30018829
are u ok?
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>>30017520
I just shot vodka out my nose you fucking faggot
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>>30023439
Bezos space saving money on publicity stuff is kind of nice to see actually
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>>30023439
Why did they do this?

Reminds me of Sim0ne. Maybe no celebrities are real.
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>>30018829
>the government is run by Christian conservatives
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS FUCKING RETARD
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>>30036383
If you don’t even know about the evangelical movement in the 60’s and 70’s then you’re the retard.
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>>30018055
This
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>>30017520
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>>30030322
>/mlp/
KIRK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>30036516
Let me guess it’s the Jews and satanists in charge because Christians are always right
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>>30019220

This could easily be faked, but I think Shatner did 100% go into space in that rocket, but what they saw is too disturbing to show anyone. He sounds proper perturbed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8krJLDmV74w
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>>30017778
why would they do this if he weren't in on it. use basic logic man
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>>30032886
Because you're 14
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>>30018829
Durp. Touch grass idiot.
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>>30020931
> From space, national boundaries vanish, the conflicts that divide people become less important, and the need to create a planetary society with the united will to protect this "pale blue dot" becomes both obvious and imperative.
lmfao do normies really?
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>>30018829
>christians
>government

What fucking timeline do you live in and how dp we get there?
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>>30018829
LOL they have no power and are criticized everywhere but you power hungry trannies think having only 90% of power is living in slavery. You fucking seeth that you might not have full 100% and shout tyranny.


I am so happy you tranny cunts can't reproduce
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>>30019220
>>30018377
>>30017805
>>30016821
>>30023439

Have no serious opinion except the following. Are astronauts not all ex fighter pilots? Able to sustain much more G's than the average person? Superfit athletic types who have been hardened through various exercise regimes... IF that's true, how come a fat 90 year old is able to do it with no problem? Have you ever seen a fatass 90 year old? The questions begin piling up before liftoff.
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>>30016821
I mean, they should only waste money on space things that matters. Showing space regularly to keep NPC normies happy is waste of money when they are happy seeing a fake screen
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>>30018080
Kek
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>>30038130
The fitness of the astronauts wasn't to withstand the gs of lift-off; it was to stay conscious if something went wrong. Blue Origin is autonomous and has no pilots. For contrast, here's the credentials of Branson's chief pilot:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Mackay_(pilot)
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>>30032886
>Famous guy from space show goes to space
Are you underaged by chance?
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>>30037719
Yes, they can't visualize or astral project so shit like this is very special to the normoids.

It's easy to laugh at them for this but cut them a break they didn't choose to be born without psychic energy.
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>>30032886
He's the original Star Trek guy zoomer
Don't expect you to know that. It sucked. Next Generation was better and better than that was Deep Space 9.

Anyway I thought he was dead. But at this point I just say another Mandela Effect





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