Welcome back to another AFG thread, where peace and love apparently is the scourge of /x/!(i am not the OG anon and creator of /AFG/, i just noticed that he hadnt made a thread for the past few days. come back /AFG/ OP!!!)Will the 8kun anon unlock his thread?Are the Lyrans real?Will the anon with access to the Lyranet deliver with the Lyran anatomy sketch?Previous threads:>>28196695>>28171478>>28156497>>28143407>>28111157>>28241401>>28258917>>28290097 >>28356598 >>28376055 >>28395315
>>28417321What are lightbodies? Can they breed? Are you a faggot?
>>28417358>What are lightbodies? idk>Can they breed? maybe>Are you a faggot?well, i am OP, and OP is always a faggot
Im going to have plenty of children /fit/fag :^)stay mad you cant kill someones sense of uniqueness though, its funny to watch you reply while being denied (you)s
>>28417389stay mad, fattyand you wont have plenty of children, i can assure thatit brings me great pleasure to know that you are so insecure that youll carry your shitty argument over to another thread lmaoand as if i care about (you)s, i still know youre talking to me
Newfag here, scanned through some of the other threads, and I was wondering, if the ancient Egyptians used Lyrans as a base for gods like Bastet, did they do it for the other gods as well?
>>28417422i dont know if anybody knows for sure. maybe an anon who has contacted the Lyrans may reply and tell you, but i think that yes, thats the general consensus.
>>284174228kun anon says the Norse gods are black metallers or something
can i become anime girl
>>28417543the only question that matters
>>28417667>he's still going>"roastie"oh no no hahastop screaching you fat fuck lmao
>i have heavy bones
>trust me, caloric deficits just dont work>im just born this way. its genetic
so sad this general has lost its speedit was so fast the other day so i hoped it was picking yp again :(
Has anybody here actually made contact with a Lyran? Maybe if you have the time some anons could ask you some questions?
>>28417697>>28417701>you have to agree with me or youre my strawman ok
>>28418424youve been btfo'd. stop talking.
>>28418436>>28418452>a bunch of strawmen is being btfo'dnah, youre own personal experiences dont count, your cherrypicked studies dont convince anyone, and youre never going to convince anyone to your bullshit that way
>>28418473Aren't you already starving to death from this exhausting conversation? Better go and buy a burger or you're gonna die.
>>28418473>your cherrypicked studies dont convince anyone, and youre never going to convince anyone to your bullshit that waySTOP FUCKING SHITTING UP THE THREAD YOU INSECURE, FAT NIGGERIF YOU WANN ALOSE WEIGHT, YOU EAT IN A CALORIC DEFICITITS A FUCKING FACTNEVER BREED, BUT I DOUBT YOULL GET THE CHANCEHAVE FUN IN THE VOID AFTER HAVING ZERO CHILDREN TO REINCARNATE WITH THROUGH THE AGESFUCKING FATTTIES LMAO DUMB NIGGER CUNT THINKS HE'S SMARTFUCKING FAT RETARD HAS FAT IN THE BRAINDUMB BITCHYOU FUCKING STINK!ALL THE MOLD SIN YOUR CREASES STINKS!EVERYONE THINKS YOU STINK!REPLY AGAIN BITCH I DARE YOUYOU FAT FUCK
>>28418485>implying you cant post and eat at the same time>even implying anyone else is weakha>pic>>>/pol/:^)>>28418503>doubt youll get the chance>still posting like a roastie>reply again i dare youor what faggotDidnt someone try to call me mad? your post doesnt seem to have the typing behavior of someone who is calmMaybe youre not thinking rationally, it might be all that unnecessary testosterone causing you to get angrier than you shouldi hope that aneurysm from the extra blood pressure is lethal :^)
>>28418528stop shitting up this thread, you disgusting monstrosity
>>28418538>im the one shitting up the thread when >>28418503 existsYou know being in the minority isnt going to magically make me wrong or change my mind right?
>>28418556STOP FUCKING REPLYINGNOONE ASKED YOU TO BRING THIS ARGUMENT ACROSS TO ANOTHER THREADBEGONE YOU FAT FUCKING PIECE OF FILTHDUMB NIGGER
>>28418566Eat my fat ass incelGo outside
>>28418528>i hope that aneurysm from the extra blood pressure is lethal :^)you'll due before you turn 40, nigger. have fun in hell. also, reply again and you'll fucking regret it. and i seriously fucking mean that.
>>28418566No one asked for you to shit on someone else yet you decided to anyway, whats the matter /fit/cuck? Mad you cant reach through the screen and pummel me like you want to over a conversation like the animal you and your steroids have turned yourself into? :^)
>>28418587>youll die before you hit 40Im surprised he hasnt killed over, i thought that was his last post >>28418607>still strawmanninglol thats literally all you fags do when you cant make someone "shut up" because they dont listen to your supreme wisdom
Use the features given to you.
>>28417358>What are lightbodies?My hearsay based understanding is that it's the body needed for 5th Density ascension.
>>28418674>bragging about your blocked collection >>>/discord/
>>28418747/AFG/ doesn't have a discord yet.
Do aliens like our music?
>>28417640i know this is larp thread but i'm asking this question every thread in hopes it's real
>>28418798me too, me too...
>>28418766the Ummites Ayy lmao does
>>28418821what is this? an ayy that runs a twitter account?
>>28418836i love how fat bitches think all men lust after them, despite them being vile monsters. id rather never have sex again than degrade myself by fucking a fat cunt. from now on im not entertaining your brainlet worldview. enjoy your stroke at age 35 though!
>>28418897Expeditionaries from planet ummo start on the 60s with letters which many considered a joke.
>>28418913Whats more likely anon>have a large supply of pictures of fat women on your computer to """"""""""btfo"""""""""" anyone that disagrees with you>>have a large supply of pictures of fat women on your computer because youre a chubby chaserI think someone smart and intellectual once said never assume that the motivation behind someones actions is malicious, because that leads to you making dumb conclusions about the world around youBut hey thanks for making it blatantly obvious that im correct by making you go back on your ignore stance just to make sure that pile of fat pics on your computer isnt jerk material, real convincing there boyoBut hey im glad to see you survived that fit you had a little while ago, it looked pretty dicey back there i didnt know if you were gonna survive that aneurism or not
>>28418962different anon. i never posted fat pics you fucking brainlet.
>>28418972oh you mean you got on your phone and started postinggotchya gotchya
Careful with the loosh.
>>28419044oh you edited that screen cap then :^)gotchya bud, you seem aweful determined to make it clear youre not a fatty fucker though, going so far as to take the valuable seconds between all those sets to make it very clear that youre not you since now you cant deny being the fatty fucker without discarding your posts entirely lolYou only started replying to make it known that youre not """him""" after it was pointed out, its not helping your case bud
>>28419161>expecting anything more for that after one lettering meevery post you make only confirms it more, fatty fucker
Anime is good for you.
Thread is being parasitized.
>>28419243>laser anon last thread posts>this shit happens
>>28419328yeah hes not far off actually all this laughing at his fat fetish got me hungry
>>28419259Guess spaceships are well protected against unwanted bright lights, so we can hope we're not blinding/harming any ayys.
>>28417481What, link? That would be based
Reminder to start some dough now so you can bake it early tomorrow morning
what a grim thread. another reason to add to the list of why i hate fat people.
This is a picture of a real alien. Try and dispute this image I fucking dare you.
dead threadfuck that fatty for ruining it and shitting it up with his own insecurities
>>28420476>>28419886samefag trying to derail the thread
>>28420495says the fatty that derailed it by being insecureat least im trying to get it back on track with some bumps
pasted from previous thread, here's a working method for anons who wish to see something for themselves.you want to see aliens flying their shit and looking down at you from up there?>acquire powerful bright green laser (if it's powered by an 18650, it's powerful enough for reference) via whatever method you want>wait for clear night sky with no cloud coverage, ideally in a spot away from light pollution>shine that motherfucker up there, two parts on one part off make it blink>trace points between stars if you feel so inclined>if they notice you, after a few minutes they'll do some shit to let you know they are there (they being the ETs)>took me a few nights of casually walking outside and shining my light up there to see what happens>repeat nightly until resultsDO NOT>shine the laser at human aircraft>shine the laser in a "hostile" manner. this means don't shine the light directly at anything that appears, it's rude. make circles around anything that appears if you're so inclined, just keep the laser shining close but not ON target
>>28420512did it work again anon? i saw you mentioned you would try again today.
>>28420526unfortunately for me, i don't think i'm going to have a clear night tonight. see that big storm moving across the US right now? that's why. if any adventurous anons who are in another place where they can see stars in the sky, pls do it in my stead.
>>28420539ah okay i see. im not from the U.S. so i had no idea there was such a storm. is it particularly frightful? stay safe if so, anon.
>>28420567ah it's just the usual thunderstorm and metric fuckton of rain again. i'm not in any danger cuz i live in a place where tornadoes don't destroy the whole city every year. thanks for the concern, though!
>>28417321Don’t we already have multiple data of super earths around the galaxys?Is there literally not even one planet that has water like ours and plants or some shit. I don‘t mean aylmaos, but flora fauna or at least some sort of animals.
>>28420639there is beyond a reasonable doubt life elsewhere in our galaxy, astrophysicists did the math. intelligent space-faring life is something we don't officially know of yet, and here's to hoping in june it'll be revealed that we haven't found them, they found us.
>>28420697Yeah but like I said. Don‘t we have sattelite data/fotos of already existing planets in the milky way? I mean the possibility to find a planet with water in it shouldn‘t be that low. And if there is water there is some sort of life.
what do you anons think the Lyrans intentions are in coming here?
>>28420734don't quote me on this but i'm pretty sure we already have found planets that seemingly have water on their surface. i'm no astrophysicist or scientist, but i think you're one google search away from your answer
>>28420762>propagation>via sexual means>consensual propagation
>>28420512If it is so easily repeatable it should be easily documentable ad well. I will appreciate if you actually do it.
>>28420903you bet your ass i'm going to be recording from now on, i already got a spot marked for me to go to pull it off. the only piece of recording equipment i got is my phone but i'll probably just aim it up at the sky and hope it captures any "flash" or "response" that i should hopefully instigate.
>>28420985You have had them flash at you, as well?
>>28421063yeah, it was my first ever response from someone up there. got a flash that grew in size, but not intensity, then it disappeared.looks brighter and bigger than this guy's recording, but it's essentially what i saw.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doiaQ3dAnCw
>>28420762bread and boyfriends that can bake bread
Anons, please tell me we're not going crazy, I try talking to people about this but only get empty stares. The level of control and propaganda and shills is getting to me despite my own fucking experiences. I genuinely feel like I might be losing my mind here.
>>28421193If you shine patterns at them with a flashlight, they will repeat the patterns back at you, but you must have their attention already.
>>28420762From an egoistical point of view;>They want more bodies to reincarnate>On top of that they can conquer a new planet by fucking it (Kinda literally)
>>28421505How powerful does the flashlight have to be?
>>28421850Fairly. Not dim. Not super lumens territory. Just an average, non-dim flashlight that can light up a dark room. The average flashlight. I used a Duracell one. Pic related is the exact model.
have you gone outside and given reverence to the sun today
>>28421505yo but why a flashlight and not my 20 dollar laser? if they respond with a flash or something, does that mean i should bring out a flashlight to say something? why not just keep using the laser?
>>28421478you're not crazy man. saw phenomena just from shining my laser in the sky. i'm not one of the spiritfags, so take it from me, you're not going crazy.
>>28418798me too ;-;
>>28421970Thanks. Did you have any success so far?
>>28417321I bought this weirdos shit just to see what it was. It’s basically a shitty social network app along with low tier additional content. Is this dude scamming people? If he’s so into changing the world for the better then why not release all the content on YouTube for free?
>>28422349he's not, he's a hack that brainwashes people into believing new age bullshit. but, what he said of CE5, the methods to contact aliens (not the meditation but lasers), and the stuff about aliens being friendly are all correct from my point of view. don't buy too much into whatever he says.
>>28422378Honestly I did follow him on the friendly aliens thing. That totally made sense.
>>28422428you sound like you got yer head screwed on right. is there anything you'd like to ask of my point of view? i've got some opinions on the nature of the aliens, and the main idea is that they're not here to destroy us.
>>28422458What do you think they are here for? Personally I think that they have nothing to gain from wiping a primitive race, and something to gain from helping. It’s like finding an anthill in the forest. What would you gain from wiping them out? If anything you lose stuff. Energy for one.
>>28420511>>28420476>meatheads get disagreed with>throw shitfit>im the insecure onethats a good one
>>28422349>>28422378>>28422428>>28422458>>28422477>you sound like you got yer head screwed on right. is there anything you'd like to ask of my point of view?"Organic conversation"
>>28422517Are you trying to say I’m just samefagging?
>>28422477from what i've seen and looked into, for the most part i think they're actually here to introduce us to the rest of the cosmos. nothing has really been pointing to any hostility in any way from them, sure they've probably done abductions but for the most part people survive those.you got stuff like the nimitz encounters and all the shit going on with the US navy and not once have they been fired upon or acted aggressively towards. you also have the possibility that the us government has been in talks with them already. another thing to consider regarding this is the massive secrecy regarding this whole subject from the us govt. i think we've already made contact. i think the billionaires are afraid of a post-scarcity society and that's why we see so many hiccups when it comes to getting anyone to say anything legit.
>>28422536The abductions are the only think I’m slightly concerned about. Of course Greer’s explanation was that the government was doing it but idk. There are also alien abduction stories that are entirely positive as well. Maybe the negative ones are just fabrications?
>>28422593could be, man. there's a metric shitton of disinfo everywhere but i think the real pieces of the puzzle are starting to form. i tend to only believe what can be proven legit, which is where my "materialist" mindset that pisses off spiritfags come from. not to sound like a glowie or nothing but seriously just pay attention to what happens officially and what pops up in everyone's attention. everyone being people not on /x/.
>>28422533That's extremely superficial "evidence" and you know it. Either way, idc. I just thought the >is there anything you'd like to ask my point of view was hilariously normal conversation
>>28422626fuck off we're talking aliens you dick
>>28422626Whatever dude. I don’t have the time to fake a convo about some shit that I have a passing interest in
>>28422633Talking aliens is way more normal than asking that retarded question xD
>>28422458kek I'm still laughing at this one. It's not even the message its how its written
>>28423057Zoophiles get the bullet
>>28423230Look at this specimenIf it doesn’t look EXACTLY like itself, it will immediately deem it a lower animal, especially if the features it sees it also recognizes more on a creature other than itselfIt will not only deem it a lower lifeform, but anyone else that takes interest in it a lower lifeform as wellThe xenophobia is truly astonishingJust look at it go!
>>28423383i think it's fucking weird how so many people hate beings that just want peace
>>28423606glowies and tards trying to derail
I just want a Lyran wife, why does it have to be so hard?
>>28422477well we are kinda fucking up the planet and everything else living on itif anything, I'd think they would want help us with that by teaching/giving us a way to clean up the planet and our harmful ways
>>28423756>help humanity clean up the earth which they ruined to begin with>clean the earth of humanity itselfone of these puts far more simple and pragmatic than the other
>>28418962>what's more likely anonThe first one is far more likely, fat bitches are disgusting and it's always fun to btfo tards.
>>28423783is far more * hurr fucking durr
>>28423783I really would want to believe they would try and tell us to straighten up before it came to that, but yeah... we would already have clean energy and top tier health if it weren't for the cabal, so maybe that's what looking glass is all about
>>28417321I still think they're demons but this image is funny
>>28423783They’d have already killed us if that was the plan.
>>28423383Not xenophobic. But your sexual obsession with animal phenotypes is nauseating.
>>28423606I like ETs. I just think you freaks and your sexual fetishes are a nuisance.
>>28424135The torture unto death is being drawn out in order to offer heightened catalyst for all involved
covid is a lyran metaphysical preliminary agent of harvest intended to rid worlds of hylics and negs alongside simply evolating those deemed appropriate
>>28424391well a lot of people were tricked into it by loved ones, so that's not cool if so
>>28424414this is the most dangerous game here beneath the veil my dudethe long form playing out of what is to come will offer time in abundance for absorption of consequence, subsequent reorientation based upon its effects, and plenty of repentance and remorse while many are still well and incarnate though so it's gonna pan out a bit more gently for those with eyes to see that have already been deceivedthe grand mass of humanity is intended to be knocked out of their unpolarized, stagnant patterns of beingness which is a fortunate thing no matter where one landsall is wellI assure you all this is one of the bigger shows going down in this galaxy rnall sorts of cats and dogs and lizards are here and getting in on so grand an opportunity to polarize or deepen their achievement
>>28418728I don't get the pic. Why is he laughing at the end? It sounds logical?
>>28424668I also dont get it :(
im a tranny, will the aliens turn me into a real woman ?
>>28425541the anon in contsct with the Lyrsns doesnt seem to be in this thread right now. id imagine they have the tech, or the greys fo, but i dont think they are trying to be humanities saviours. they are just explorers, snd some want to breed (only with the best of us) so they can reincarnate here.
dead thread rip
>>28425710They said they're going to share all of their manuals for their high-tech and that will be able to build it. Sounds pretty damn utopian and will boost our own technological progress. What I don't understand is why the 8kun guy said that they have rejuvenation but still die from something like "old age" which shouldn't be more than a cluster of diseases. I really fail to see how they haven't cured that yet are able to rejuvenate us?
>>28423789>hes never heard of Occam's Razoruh oh looks like i have a gotchya to endlessly lean against until you go away anon :^)
>>28425966Glowies just won't let this topic die
>>28426094>they haven't cured that yet>implying death needs a cure and isn't a spiritual process of life akin to birthFuck, it would be kind of shitty to be immortal at some point.
>>28426720the real glownigger is the fattie that keep shitting up the threadthey dont want us to discuss the important topic at hand
>>28426094>What I don't understand is why the 8kun guy saidThat's your problem, that anon was a larper.
does masturbating lower my vibrations? im assuming aliens dont want to be friends w someone w a mild coomer problem, right?
>>28426835said the tard that had a meltdown after being accused of chubby chasing
>>28426859i wasnt involved in your little argument, fatty., im just sick of you ruining the thread with your own insecurites.
>>28426871sure you arent, go ahead and show us your mad paint skills and """""prove""""" that its not you bud
>>28426878im not proving anything. please, please, please just stop ruining the thread. stop replying. so will i. just stop ffs. no wonder the ayys took their time to arrive, because of simple minded people like you who just project insecurity. just. fucking. stop.
>>28426918>this is the reason we're still alone XDnah fuck off, you had a meltdown over being personally attack, and just wont let go of the damage control until you make absolute sure its clear that youre "not" a fatty fucker
>>28426985i already tolf you nigger that wasnt me. like i said: >please, please, please just stop ruining the thread. stop replying. so will i. just stop ffs. no wonder the ayys took their time to arrive, because of simple minded people like you who just project insecurity. just. fucking. stop.
>>28427072>YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME ITS NOT ME the harder you try the more you confirm it faggot
>>28427103fine whatever. if i lie and say i like fat bicthes will you stop shitting up the thread?i love fucking ugly, smelly, obese women. there, now stop shitting up the thread, nigger. this thread is about the discussion of aliens, not your insecurites.
>>28427105im insecure yet youre so desperate to have the conversation end you admit it in the most dishonest way possible to make it clear to onlookers that youre """lying""" just to make me drop itoh the irony is palpable
>>28417321This guy sounds like a Fren.The video is 2 hours long, and I listened to the whole thing now.I don't know why they killed him, unless it was over him talking about the Secret Space Program, Corporate Conglomerate illuminati cabal, keeping slaves on Mars. Several people have talked about that, not just him. He also said that space lizards are at that base, and he said that grays are there working for the space lizards. If that is what they wanted to keep quiet, they just drew attention to it.If you want to learn some stuff about the Secret Space Program, this is a good video for you.You might want to save a copy because it will disappear.SSP soldier Steven Chu doxed himself and got killedHe got murdered over this video.(turn on the subtitles)(even the AI can't understand him all the time)The illuminati killed our Fren, but all the illuminati hang soon; I just want to watch it happen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVEAhaZSwlk
>>28427131>im insecurei know you are. we can all tell. you dont need to tell us.
>>28427156interesting video, anon, but i found it quite difficult to understand even with subtitles sadly. youd think someone working in AREA 51 would speak better English.
>>28418897>what is this? an ayy that runs a twitter account?Yes, that is exactly what it is.Now I am going to go out and get a burger.
>>28427279would you anons fuck a bird ayy? i dont think i would.
>>28420639>>28420697>>28420734There was an astronomy paper that was published, that I saw, and it discussed the appearance of a neutron star at close range.Earth isn't near a neutron star.So how did the scientific team observe a neutron star at close range?They did.
>>28420762>what do you anons think the Lyrans intentions are in coming here?The story is that Lyrans are one of the races that helped make Earth Humans, so we are their genetic project.They must come back and check on us once in a while.
>>28427211>you'd think someone working in AREA 51 would speak better English.The SSP has members from all the nations that have their own technology, so that is several nations.Americans are the only people that speak good English (but that does not include New York, Mane, Masseuses, postage stamp sized states, and like you know man california dude.
>>28427401>Americans are the only people that speak good English (but that does not include New York, Mane, Masseuses, postage stamp sized states, and like you know man california dude.im assuming youre joking? i can never tell with americans
Back to that paper on the neutron star.As I said, it was published.That means that the publisher (I don't remember who, because I was so surprised about the topic of the paper) accepted the fact that the scientific team had observed a neutron star at close range-- that right there stopped me from getting any further in the paper, full stop.If you have a moment, think that over.
Sadly, discloser will be watered down. We might see a few cool oddities, but no sexy cat ladies, or any ayys for that matter.
>>28427486To begin with, lots & lots of Earthlings have seen space aliens.We are all going to be seeing space aliens soon, no matter what.The illuminati can't stop it any longer, they have lost all their power over us.Right now, there are aliens in reservations (just like indian reservations) aliens just walking by right on the streets, aliens living in big rich manner homes in england, aliens in the mountains in south america, aliens living under the ocean, aliens living underground, aliens on the Moon.It's not like they have to travel far to be here.
>>28427534>To begin with, lots & lots of Earthlings have seen space aliens.>We are all going to be seeing space aliens soon, no matter what.how do you know this anon? have you ever met a Lyran?
>>28427544>>28427544>have you ever met a Lyran?The illuminati has had control over the US federal government's military, so there was a "kill on sight" order against them. The illuminati really hates the Cat People.And that is why not very many Earthlings alive today have seen a living breathing Cat Girl.But I guess we will see them soon.
>>28427571>But I guess we will see them soon.Yes, in June right? Do you have any secial insight? You are being rather crypic, i get the feeling that you are in contact with ayys
>>28427157Yeah keep deflecting fag, nevermind your meltdown
>>28427893>my meltdown>he's the one that was so insecure he went ACROSS THREADS to continue his shitty argumentyour brain must be so small and smoothliteral retard
Reminder that cat aliens are extremely powerful so be nice
>>28428100>calling anyone insecure when being called a chubby chaser sends you into maximum damage controlYeah ok
>>28427486I sincerely hope you are right
>>28428110based pitpull punisher
>>28428110They already made a naughty and nice list. the naughty ones get zapped into dust with laser precision.
le 2nd bumparino redditors
this will be singlehandedly the most important/autistic thing i will ever do, and it will be worth it.this is my cheat sheet i'll be using because i'm shit when it comes to morse codeit's pretty much everything i want to say, reallywish me luck tonight, boys
>>28429278100% basedexcited to see what your results aregood luck, anon!
>>28429278tell em "hello from earth"if they respond say"we're full dont come"
>>28422318Yes, it works, at least it did for me 10 years ago. Won't forget that experience.
>>28429957care to greentext your experience? sounds interesting
>>28424654Dooku makes a statement to Obi about police figures, and how men are in fact discriminated against on the basis of their sex; Obi disagrees the police are sexist and tries to dissuade Dooku from his point while simultaneously being biased and sexist against men in the same breath; Dooku responds with an "ah! See!", thus pointing out Obi's deceitfulness and lack of introspection.Dooku has let Obi Wan hang himself with his own petard and therefore, Dooku has won the Jedi Academy 36th Annual Grand Slam Debate Club Meet and Obi Wan Kenobi is tonight's big loser, meaning Obi Wan has the punishment of training the whiny new kid, Anakin.
>>28430039But that's not how ir works. Both are telling facts but the first statement makes the sexist judgement. The second doesn't (at least as far we are able to tell).
>>28430030>Depressed, sad, feel like shit due to horrible family situation and abusive mother / step-parent giving me a load of personal issues and making those already extant worse>At this time in my life I had no way of coping with these feelings besides drinking>One night I decide not to drink for whatever reason and just go outside for a walk. I took a flashlight with me >In my town that night was a lot of parties, but all my friends had left town and moved on, so I had to make my own fun>See a scaffolding that has been erected near an old Natwest bank building (UK)>Always wondered what this building looked like from the roof, it has a glass dome.>Somehow climb all this scaffolding and get to the roof of this bank look around. It's cool as fuck, I can see awesome new views of the town I haven't seen before. People have no idea I am looking down at them. Eavesdrop conversations etc. for fun. >Get bored and lie down on roof. Look up. Stars out. Sky is clear>Notice one star in particular isn't like the others. It is a solid point of light, not star-like at all. If you have seen this particular kind of UFO / UAP you will know exactly what I mean>For whatever reason I flash it with my flashlight.>It starts moving in a circular motion and flashes back.>Puzzled, I flash it again, this time a pattern.>Pattern flashed back at me.>Goosebumps and sense of awe.>Keep flashing patterns. >It changes the clockwise rotation of its movement in-between flashing my patterns back at it.>Do this for about 45 minutes or so before I feel satisfied and get up to leave.I knew aliens existed way before this though as I saw one as a kid. It was a tall grey.
>>28430118Anakin is saying men commit more crime because they are men, anon.
>>28430148Obi*Whatever fuck Star Wars
dead thread ruined by that fat fuck arguing with random cuntsnext thread will be kino i reckon!
>>28430603I'm going to tune out of these stupid threads, then come back in July to laugh.
>>28430726>>28430603it's always the same people saying the same things about the thread being dead, despite regular posting and bump limit reached almost every timeSHILLS! GALACTIC FUD
>>28430789>it's always the same people saying the same things about the thread being deadonly coz of the fat fuck, these threads are usually amazing!thats why is said:>next thread will be kino i reckon!
THEY ARE NOT OUR FRIENDS.They are not with us. They are the ENEMY. DO NOT GET ON THE SHIPS. The only good alien is a dead one
>>28430603>implying its not one chubby chaser that went into maximum damage control
Just saw another one lads. Two in a month. Before it was once every 6 years or something. It knew I was looking at it though... it turned down its light and moved away. What star does that.
>>28430920This retard hasn't even gotten past the first chakra lmao. Don't worry they don't want you.
Abandon thread!This is not a drill!
>>28427571> The illuminati really hates the Cat People.How the hell does Earth even have such power as to even harm them though? Unless they haven’t and lyrans just avoided this edgy cesspool
YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME, BLARNO!
>>28430148>Anakin is saying men commit more crime because they are menWhat did he say about the fact that 99% of the crimes womens committs is just set aside as if they never happened?
>>28430789>it's always the same people saying the same things about the thread being deadThey pay them, with our tax dollars, to come in her and disrupt our kino threads, and that is the best they can come up with.Now you can see why they don't have a life of their own.
>>28430920>DO NOT GET ON THE SHIPS!!!!!!!!!!If it is the Knockouts from Planet Redhead, I'm getting on the ship, and don't try to stop me!
>>28432242>How the hell does Earth even have such power as to even harm them though?Realy?To begin with, the space lizards came here from one of the most technologically advanced civilizations in the galaxy (and they prefer to sword fight rather than shoot ray guns).But, the illuminati Secret Space Program has all kinds of back engineered space alien tech.It is this ridiculous:Earth has not encountered a civilization yet that we couldn't defeat with the technology we have now, and the typical normie still wants to just play dumb. Maybe they are not playing, maybe normies really are that dumb?Compared to everyone else out there, Earthmen are the Special Forces Lightning Strike Attack Force of the Milky Way Galaxy (we're the bad asses out there, so we get to name the galaxy too).
>>28433333Chiggity checkkked for kek. We all getting some devil pussy tonight bois.
>>28417389Obesity aint a virtueT. Mound of lardshit, i know what im talking about *stuffs lardhole with carbs,fats and sugars at 3 am*
>>28426851I did 25 days of no fap and it didn't seem to help in any way contacting ayys. Might do a longer streak next time if I can but just for different reasons this time.
>>28433750>Obesity aint a virtueI had no idea of how to lose weight back when I started. I wound up losing about 50 pounds, but I didn't know the right way or the easy way, which is exercise.Start off with little easy exercises, so your lazy heart doesn't have a heart attack. Just little stuff, just simple stuff. It depends are where you are right now as to how you start.After you have convinced your heart that it really can do this, which will probably take 3 weeks, but you can stretch it out looonnngggeeeer, and you probably will anyway.Then, easy fast way, once you are prepared to start-- join a gym.There is nothing that you can do that will burn fat off of you faster than if you join a gym.One, it burns fat.Two, it builds muscle, and muscle burns fat.Here is what da wemens hates: Men with muscle burn more calories while they are asleep, than wemens does while dey is exercizin' an sheeet.Tough. Now get back in the kitchen and cook me some organic food, woman!
if i encounter a grey what should i think about to combat its mind magic
>>28418766Only Daft Punk
here's the report from tonight>go to field away from my city with little light pollution>first time i saw this many stars in years>get out of my car, start prompting the skies with a blinkiddy blink>didn't get any response>morse coded the big question if lyrans are real anyways >kept "prompting" by blinking my light at a fixed spot>morse code "GOODBYE" and fuck offthere is a recording but you're never going to see it because nothing happened this timemakes me wonder which alien i got the attention of the first time... and if i wasn't being ignored, then it must mean that these aliens can't be everywhere at the same time. this thought would imply that they're not "higher dimensional" in nature, but rather use technology to bend the rules a little bit.
>>28434822You can't just assume they're going to be in the same spot at the same time every night.
>>28434862you bring up a good point, but it is moot because their ships are over 9000 speeds and assuming that any are within range to see a bright ass laser blinking from space they could just fart and be right where i'm blinking.perhaps a better assumption is that they're too busy doing alien things to be responding to earthlings flashing their lasers at them
>>28423383I would absolutely "take an interest" in cat-like aliens and I wouldn't deem them inferior. That doesn't mean I would want to fuck them.
reviving this general from page 10
>>28434822maybe you should just decide where to go based upon gut feeling as to where they may be that night? who knows. i suppose staying in the same spot every night is also a good shout too tho.
>>28433750never said it was tho>>28434412>still ignoring the individual case by case basis because it conflicts with his worldviewok
>>28438188please just shut the fuck upi have watched you shit out replies for 3 days nowjust fucking stopthis thread is about ayys, not you, you selfish cunt
>>28438193whats wrong /fit/cuck, dont like it when your usual """""rebuttals""""" doesnt make the other guy shut up and accept your supreme wisdom? :^)
>>28417321Aliens are aliens. Lyrans are trojan tier in the sense that they are effective at protecting ones system. Beware the lyrans.
>>28438224nigga dont tell me about rebuttalsyoure the one that has been spouting ad hominems ad nauseum just cause i said if you wanna lose weight you have to eat in a caloric deficit (which is a fact btw)fuck outta here nigger, the only thing youve rebut are the cars you hit when you were rolling down the motorway
>>28438274>which is a fact btwfalse, doesnt take into account the unique (yes unique i know you hate that concept) physiology of the individualalso nice no u
>>28438231go back to your shitty thread.
>>28438298>false, doesnt take into account the unique (yes unique i know you hate that concept) physiology of the individuallmao you are retardedA CALORIE DEFICIT IS ALL THAT MATTERS
Oh god, reading this thread makes me want to kill obese subhumans. Fucking trash.
Wtf is going on in here?
>>28438378>cries about muh hominems>does it too when someone doesnt listenlmao>>28438400right back at ya>>28438409/fit/clowns cant handle someone not just quietly taking being berated whem he/she doesnt listen, obviously
>>28438430genuinely drop dead
THE FATTIE IS A GLOWIE SENT HERE TO SHIT UP THESE THREADSTHE FATTIE SHAT ALL OVER THE LAST THREADNOW HE IS SHITTING UP THIS ONENO NOT REPLYDO NOT ENGADGEHE WANTS TO RUIN THE THREADDO NOT ENTERTAIN THE GLOWIE, OR ELSE HE WILL BRING HIS ARGUMENT TO THE NEXT THREADHE IS A GLOWIE, FAT, NIGGER, FAGGOT SHILLBEGONE, FAGGOT
has anybody recently had any more Lyran encounters?
would drug experiences count? I’ve met one if they do and he was super polite
>>28438580yeah ofc, any experiences count. care to make a greentext? im interested.
>>28427331i would not and i hope that the aliens are not bird folk. goddamn what a letdown that would be.
>>28438536i've never had any encounters, of course. but boy do i wish that i would.
>>28438594alright, had to get home, but i'll sum it up real quick>tail end of a high 2nd/low 3rd plat DXM trip>going through fractal tunnel>kinda weird, thought that was a DMT thing>approach stone lion beast looking head that opens at the mouth>oh okay this is happening now>go through the mouth and end up in what i can quickly describe as a small heavenly cafe>two chairs at each round table in a pagoda, chaotic swirling teal/white pattern beyond, hollow humanoid suits of armor with floating upside-down dark-colored pyramid heads, everything else was white with gold accents, pseudo-victorian/fractal patterns on everything>not sure how many suits were occupied, but the one directly across from me definitely was>spent the first few minutes of the encounter trying to keep my head from spinning so rapidly and floating away, the other suit helped>commenting on how fluidly and naturally I operate the humanoid suit>tell them it's a lot like my meatsuit>they're in a stunned awe>a lot of our back and forth goes through this questioning process, save for like two exceptions>his species is very bug-like, a little over a meter in length on average, heavily resembling isopods with octopus-looking heads and compound eyes, have ballooning sacs somewhere on their bodies that let them float in their atmosphere>no sexual dimorphism>probably contributing to the fact why they have space travel already>physics are consistent throughout the universe so our technology is relatively similar>assuming our atmospheric composition and temperature is the same(forgot to mention the pressure, like a retard)>he came to the plane through what was culturally a more serious ritual>had a simple single-syllable name, "Urgkh(consonant somewhere in between those)">we exchanged several complex ideas through mental transfer>sent him the basics off the top of my head; war, poverty, organized crime, nukes, etc.(cont.)
Alright fine I'll bake some bread, does anyone know what kind of bread cat aliens actually like? I'm not like a super good baker but I can probably make something simple.
>>28439251>a lot of what he sent me was out of context, but I could parse one of his kind gutted with a dagger from the bottom up while still alive, and a beautiful orange sunset from a marsh-like biome from his planet>we also exchanged star system maps, but I dismissed his since there'd be no way I could parse it and give it context sober, let alone in a fuckin DXM stupor>knew that visitation was going to shake us as an isolated species, so gave him the warning several times that we were real anxious and trigger happy>he understood knowingly, and said he'd do his best to establish physical contact at some point>pretty sure we thanked eachother for our time before I sobered up and broke the connectionSo if that actually did happen and I was an inadvertent human ambassador to a war-mongering invasive bug species, my bad. He as an individual seemed diplomatic though, and they had city analogues, so even a simple colony-based bug brained species with language would share that much societal common ground with us, I'd think.If there's any way I could try seeing him or that space again, or at the very least leaving a metaphorical note, that'd be cool.
>>28439346reminds me of a "life on alien worlds" doc from the early 2000s or something where humanity sent probes with AI to go find intelligent life, and the intelligent life found was floating balloon sacks that could use tools
>>28439626my commie catgf and i, an aryan natsoc, will have a very interesting relationship
>>28439852Jealous. Wish I could watch.
>>28439728>>kemonomimi shitwhat does this mean, anon???
Alright, everyone clear out.Clear out.Clear out.No suggestive imagery, and no requests for such. Build your sexual energy - masturbation and all other forms of sexual self-stimulation are strictly prohibited.
>>28439875god damn i want commiecats to break my fucking mind, tear it to shreds and make me their toy they pass around for sperm
i need access to the Lyranet ASAP to find out their erogenous zonesi wanna make my catgf feel good bros
>>28439977Sounds pretty hot. Milk me mommies.
>>28439992Play a board game with them. fgt commie cat ppl r into that.
>>28439856why watch when you can become natsoc and have a commie catgf yourself?
>>28440004My grandfather didnt fight in Nam for this shit.
>>28439992You dont make them feel good, they make you feel good, to subjugate (you) :^)
imagine getting a Lyran pregnant hnnnnnnng
>>28434776Deltron 3030 - Melding of the Mind>Cleverly disguised as rap format>But actually a weapon against psychic attack
>>28434776Whatever it could possibly find profane or obscene, or more likely pure fucking noise to overload the connection
>>28440025Yeah thats what youre gonna be saying by the time theyre done with us anon
>>28440036question is. Should I no fap, or should I build up my tolerance for the snu snu apocalypses. I want to be the last one standing.
>>28440051It wont matter, theyll break you however long it takes
new thread tonight i reckon boys
>>28440016DayumHow do I get lyran gf?
>>28439977This, this this this.
>>28440398Glow some fgts on Discord. Create some discord. Keep true. Drink plenty of fluids.
>>28440398very few will, sadly
>>28440401Poo in loo Pajeet.
>>28440410What are/were the requirements?
>>28440414What did it mean by this
>>28440398You dont get them, they get you>>28440439youll know when the time comes fren, we all will
Why are human noses so fucking disgusting? I’m scared lyrans would just laugh at us all... ;-;
>>28433422>Compared to everyone else out there, Earthmen are the Special Forces Lightning Strike Attack Force of the Milky Way Galaxy (we're the bad asses out there, so we get to name the galaxy too).This is what US army training does to you, all morals and no IQ, that's why you never win any wars. The illuminatis were registered as pests by the galactic federation because of their behaviour, they will be exterminated to allow for earth's proper inclusion in the galactic society.
>>28440547!!!please excuse the anti-semetism of this image, but it describes well the different types of noses!!!you just picked really ugly looking human noses, anon. all of those are ugly. thats why celestial nose niggas stay winning.
>>28440624im hoping to join the Federation and help exterminate the illuminati. who's with me?
>>28440663Its not just excused, its endorsed fren, youre in good company here
>>28440952i know its endorsed here, but i feel bad about particpating in it myself. ive met many Jews whom are very kind.
>>28440996its a trick to make you feel bad when the time comes, dont fall for it, stay safe
>>28440663Celestial is the hottest
>>28441079yea, celestial niggas stay winning like i said
>>28440663Anon, those all look ugooAlso,>celestial noseI mean, I wonder who made this chart...I know confidence self-pride is important but jeez
>>28441118>I mean, I wonder who made this chart...celestial nose is the common term for it, i didnt come up with it. >Anon, those all look ugooand i think this seems more like a you problem than a human nose problem. you just like cat noses, furry loving anon.
>>28441071This is so on the nose it rouses me into great kekkles
>>28428110Based kitty. Gives credence to my cousin's tale of having a dog-murdering kitty.
>>28441168>only these extremely specific pale pointy noses are goodI think it’s more of a blind cope on your end breh
>>28441251because redditors are retarded
>>28440019>>28441308can you fill me in please, anon?
>>28440398It's probably infinitely easier to be compatible with the halfbreeds. Who will be living with us on Earth. >We will live longer>We will have memories of past lives
>>28417321Why are grays so anally fixated? What is with all the butt stuff (and for that matter other weird sex shit)? Is there just no porn on Zeta Reticuli? Or are the anal probe/forced breeding grays just basically their species' equivalent of dog fuckers?
>>28441417Q anon psyop.
why is this thread about fat?DAFUQ