why haven't you taken the vampirepill yet anon?
>>28416243Elric was not a vampire.
>>28416243Thanks but I am heterosexual. I think.
low quality thread.
>>28416243how does he draw that weapon is there like a mechanism that ejects it?his arms aren't long enough no matter how he orients the sheath/tsuba
>>28417055it's not real, anon
>>28417098that's no excuse
>>28417055Grab hilt throw sheath
Drinking blood sounds like a hassle
Someone told me I was one so I guess I have lol
Rich, pale and hypnotizes young women with his eyes i think hes a vampire ..
>>28416243But i did anon, in a very special way
>>28416243Alucard took it in the butt and cried. Im too masculine to be a vampire.
>>28418303Nah, that guy is just a pedo.
>>28418396Because you took it in the butt and didn't cry?
>>28417590its hooked on his back with a chain
>>28418303I wanna cut his dick out, cook it and eat it... No homo.
>>28418691Just kidding https://youtu.be/vgy1PB4UxQ0
>be me>died three years ago>wake up in my bed like nothing happened, think it was a bad dream.>weird things start happening to me. Electronics don't work right, can't digest certain foods anymore, lose all sense of taste, no matter what I eat or drink I can't gather energy from it.>Light from the sun is blinding, can literally see in pitch black, hearing is insanely good, and can smell is instense>Body begins to literally morph as in my height, eye color, weight, and even skin color change. Eye color and hair color change drastically>Get sick again from not really being able to digest anything for the last three months. Eat a steak rare. Feel amazing, don't have to eat for a week and gain a bunch of muscle.>Find out i'm able to insane feats of strength and endurance despite never training for it or even being athletic in my past. i.e. outlifting powerlifter in a gym and cycling in a marathon.>If I eat carb heavy food like oats I feel like I'm drunk>The only things I can truly digest are raw red meats and fats and I never get sick from it even if the meat is spoiled. But should I eat something like fruit, dairy etc I will be sick like a dogThere's more shit, like how people are hypnotyzed by me or think I'm insanely interesting despite being the same stupid autiste I've always been. My core body no matter what I do is like a jelly, not fat, but like my bones in my core are very flexible. I can also do weird shit like change my height and face at will to some degree. As in I can grow six inches at an effort, but it's difficult to maintain. It's easier to do three inches without changing my posture.I'm literally at my wits end here and think this vampire shit is fake and extremely gay. But something has obviously happened to me and I really don't want to be locked in a nut house. Do any of you faggots know anything that could cause a person to change like this rather supernatural or normal?
>>28419651Can you describe the body changes more? What was your old body like in shape, height and color and then what do your new features look like? Also, can you record some of your insane feats of strength for us?
>>28419651Noone missed you when you died? How did you die? Can you post your eyes?
>>28419868>What was your old body like in shape, height and color and then what do your new features look like?I was 6'2" stocky, but not fat. Not musclure, but average for an Amerifatt. Tan skin with sandy blonde hair. Now arns and legs are super well defined, I have the top portion of the beginning of a six-pack, but core is again very squishy despite having my body fat percentage checked at around 11% My hair is way-way darker now and my complextion went from a natural tan to an almost rosey color that is getting progressively pale. Facial structure is also more angular if that makes sense. Thought it could have been from weight lose at first aswell, but I've actually gained weight despite not working out. Height now sits at an average 6'4", but I again I can go back down to 6'2" or up to 6'8" with considerable effort. Also, by other people's accounts I look ten years younger.As far as recording anything, I don't mind. But all I have is a pair of 40lbs dumb bells. I could do 3x12 OHP for shits'n'giggles, but that's not really impressive for the average /fit/izen. Speaking of them, even asked if it could be newbie gains or anything like that, but apparently, that should be impossible for someone in their 30's.
>>28420063You don't drink blood? Post pictures of your body please.
>>28419942It was suicide with a shotgun. Shitty phone camera sorry. Thought you guys might like this with the lizard people stuff lol. Still, halp pls.
>>28419651Funny thing I also "died" some years ago and I might also be a legit vampire.>pale as printer paper>the sun gets me sick >>28418861>I look like I didn't age since then>hate people>may be a faggot
I am gonna cuck youI am gonna fuck every girl you look at and I am gonna shave their pussies and inject heroin in themI am gonna break all of them right in front of you, and there's nothing you can do about it.https://youtu.be/W71qRzCr0Mc
>>28420292riiiight. So do you have superhealing powers n shit? Did you have any dreams before waking up as a "vampire"?
>>28416243Decrepit demonic astral body which requires to suck putrid energy from unconscious thralls to survive? I'll pass.
>>28420292I too like fucking with the schizo's anon.
>>28420292Can you take a reaction test? https://humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime>>28420329>>28420340Take your meds freak
>>28420541Nice. Can you finish it and show final number?
>>28420541That's still a very human number.
>>28420541Nice choice in vidya. I too still Quake 3. Perhaps you’re not a vampire anon, but became something more. You became a boomer. Esoteric sips, love for red meat, lifting, muscular arms and legs despite having a shit tier core, hell I bet you even enjoy lawn care too.
>>28420394>>28420541Problem with this test is, that it is very inaccurate since there too many factors involved like mouse(wired/wireless/ signal rate), monitor rate,gpu, cpu, browser. Mouse "refresh rate" and screen refresh rate are probably the biggest factors that hinder a good measurement. Or you can just manipulate it like I did in my pic.Well whatever, good luck and good night.
>>28420819How do you get 1ms?
>>28420394https://youtu.be/kEDZZin4_eMYou can't tell me what to do, okay? I don't wanna fuck you. I wanna fuck her, I am not a gay! I do this because I am your friend... You can't satisfy her just look at your size! You are too small for her, okay? You know I am trying to help, I lie to you because I love you... I am a compassive liar. I want her to get a sex change... Seriously, I want her to have a Dick and a vagina. No, not you, her! I am not gay, okay? https://youtu.be/kEDZZin4_eM
>>28420846I changed the HTML output in my browser with it's debug/inspection tool.
>>28420846You can run a script to get whatever number. Plenty of people scripted the 100ms minimum number back when there was a visible leaderboard with names. The top legitimate scores were in the 130-139 range held by Dihexa, Tr0glodyte, Crushy, and a guy that made videos with CS:GO - forgot his username. Was also before they counted scores below 100ms in the end score averages.
>>28420915Monstcr might have been another one. Shared the same username as the guy that plays with Ninja on Fortnite.
>>28420864Who? Bebe Rexha?
>>28416243How to take the vampire pill?
>>28416243Shit thread, good band
>>28421100I am not telling you, I am not shill and I don't work for free. https://youtu.be/9dcVOmEQzKA
I kinda want to live the lifestyle and start attracting ladies like some sort of demon lord.
>>28416243because they're fucking gay
>>28416243Because vampires were thinly veiled caricatures of jews
>>28416243Greg when was the last time you burped
>>28422395Last night I burped into ur moms pussy want me to record it?
>>28416243you have to let them shit in your mouth
>>28422486I would let them if it mean being a vampire. I'm gay and eternal youth/beauty is the only thing in the world that I desire.
>>28420864I am not a liar, it is a joke. Just clarifying
>>28416243>vampirepillYou dumb cunts don't know shit about vampires. Pop culture has deluded people into thinking vampirism is "immortality." Bunch of bullshit, man, any knowledge of history, archaeology, and folklore would teach you better.
>>28416243Fuck vampires. The idea of those faggots existing makes me seethe with rage. Fucking freaks. If I ever saw a vampire irl I'd beat it to death with my bare hands. If you want to be a vampire ill fuck you up anon.